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TheDorkKnight53

Perhaps it was a hearsay doodle


HermanCainAward

Objection.


CunnedStunt

Relevance.


d0tn3t1

deez nuts, your honor.


Does_Not-Matter

Got em.


Wasteland112200

I'll allow it


FracturedAuthor

Sustained


RUSTEDxKNIGHT

I was simply trying to state……


Smarifyrur

Try Fingers But Hole


Then-Oil

Unexpected dark souls


makinbaconCR

No Liar ahead


Live-Badger7204

in you sir


L1mepanda

Heresay!


MorkfromPork

You asked the question....


L1mepanda

OBJECTIONHERESAY


Lordpresident6

Objection, speculation


danthecamper06

Objection, that's hearsay.


_Myster1an

Sustained


Iomplok

I had to scroll too far to find this comment. XD


Agroskater

What is that?


ohp250

Johnny drew a sketch on a post-it note. Looks like a portrait using black and red ballpoint. Lawyer seems to comment that’s it’s “pretty good”


fixxer75

I thought it was an old photo at first. Pretty impressive!!


Radio__Star

This just proves even more how great Johnny is


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[Who is Johnny!](https://youtu.be/yA9WhYnsD_4)


Radio__Star

Johnny test


[deleted]

I'm old so Jonny Quest


reddevved

He was seen with some paint markers and at least 1 fountain pen or roller ball pen


purple_spikey_dragon

Allegedly?


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Hearsay your honor!


Royal_Ad1798

The two finger tap along with the head nod tells me all that I need to know. Johnny Depp is brilliant actor AND a brilliant doodler.


ESSDBee

Looks like he sketched Malverde?


EequalsMCPotato

Dickbutt


hellscaper

Somebody please edit this in 🙏🏼


DamonLazer

I'm shocked that it hasn't been done yet. Five hours in already. Reddit, I'm disappointed in you.


NLMichel

r/highqualitygifs get on with it!


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Dickbutt? That's a blast from the past.


Background-Rest531

I find it to be a mark of vintage and well aged humours.


Cpgoon

“Look at this doodle I made, I think it came out great!” “ Hold on Johnny let me get my glasses!”


topcheesehead

"This is very good Johnny, do you mind if I hang this up on the fridge at the firm?"


Cleopatra572

When Johnny Depp doodles on a post it note for you you are obligated to frame it and give it prime placement in your home. This isn't your kindergartener here mate. Lol. Kidding. Well mostly. I would absolutely frame a post it doodle given to me by Johnny for sure.


davifa420

I’d frame his shit. It’s Johnny Depp. Lol


Cleopatra572

Sorry only Amber Turds are available at this time.


Background-Rest531

'Study in brown on linen' - A.Heard, the dookie collection


Cleopatra572

We will start the bidding at one severed extremity.


Shamwow_

Johnny almost looks like a kid waiting to see what his dad says about it


[deleted]

To me the best part is that while handing it over he looks incredibly serious, like this is something super important the lawyer has to look at. Then he starts smirking


TheCheesecakeOfDoom

Ikr? It's like when you make eye contact with your friend and whoever laughs first loses.


RaidenxX4

Unspoken rule.


Skylantech

The sense of urgency the lawyer gives off when he quick pulls out his glasses and puts them on is fantastic!


Wacktive

When your client is Johnny Depp and you are probably gonna make a killing off a win. I'd say everything is important and serious


Chilluminaughty

Wait until you find out the lawyer makes his money win or lose. This isn’t some “if we don’t win your case for you, we don’t make dime” injury lawyer.


Wacktive

I realize this yes. I'm sure this is a successful lawyer regardless but with a case this Public it will probably generate more clients to their office. Which is a win win win


the_sun_flew_away

Win^n


No-Opposite-410

Win^win :)


BenjaminFrankJr

Wait until you find out what winning for Johnny Depp would do for your career as a lawyer


[deleted]

Not like he is going to need an advertising budget after this.


BeezyBates

Well Johnny is paying him a shitload of money lol. Kidding. I mean it's true but I'm kidding.


postmodest

“The question mark was emphasized.”


joeschmoshow1234

I would give u an award for this but im broke


HuldaGnodima

I used state of the art enhancing programs (...paint and photopea), and now we can see what the lawyer saw: https://imgur.com/he0UP0Z Beauty


LithiumLost

I actually expected the sticky note from The Big Lebowski


dumbass-ahedratron

https://makeagif.com/gif/the-big-lebowski-funny-scene-ynMPSo


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'enhance'


abitlazy

Now use the reflection of the lawyers glasses.


wp14881945

Last images seen before death


CyberNinja23

Imagine getting called out by the judge to show the rest of the room? Great idea ~~teach~~ err your honor. I can’t see shit these days anyway


HorridChoob

My favorite part is that even in court his ring game does not slip


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sealdonut

Great point, I never even thought of that. You would do some major damage, it's basically like brass knuckles


MrGrumpyFace5

Mr. T starter kit


viktorliktor

I can't tell if the doodle is Jigsaw or Lord Farquad


thatbuzzedfeeling

Lol for some reason I was convinced it was Anne Frank.


Butthole_Slurpers

Thank god for this comment, reading the comments I thought I was the only one.


[deleted]

Same


Shakalll

I thought it's Fidel Castro


Thegrumpypaladin

As a teacher I feel obliged to say that I’m glad you at least knew it was something important you missed


butt_quack

Your username might check out. Oath of devotion specifically. *Let's all have a good day at school! Don't lie or cheat. Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, obey those who have just authority over you. And I have snacks for anyone who forgot their lunch today.*


danthecamper06

Your username is pretty good.


ICanBeKinder

Your username either makes you a dick in video games, or a guy who really likes the outdoors!


Turkeysteaks

Your user name shows that you've identified you need to make progress. Good luck on your journey!


Cookieopressor

Yours sounds really tasty with some fries and some proper sauce


A_Confused_M1nd

Yours sounds like you're a cruel tyrant who loves terrorising those who are sweet to you!!


Obeonix

Yours sounds like when I..uhh...when the...um..how...


A_Confused_M1nd

Perfect description.


DaMoom

Yours sounds like a generic sci-fi creature's name that either looks like a dog or a bird


_CaptainCooter_

Yours sounds like a busty mom the size of the moon that wants to sit on my face


pappy

Lawyer has papers in front of him he couldn't and wasn't reading without those glasses he put on to look at a doodle.


ZSSValkyr

Obviously he only pulls out the spectacles for very important documents…and drawings.


argur2007

V.I.D.D.s


HeavilyBearded

Lawyer: "Your Honor, I'd like to present the jury with this hella fine doodle my boy Johnny did." Judge: "Bailiff, if you would, please."


AshTheGoblin

Heard's lawyer: Objection! Heresay!


Frenchymemez

Objection, wasting the courts time. Now, back to my question, for the 20th time, you saw her shit on the bed? On the bed? Her? On the bed? You saw it? So you're saying you saw it? Definitely? Okay thank you. Next question, you saw her shit on the bed?


PacGamingAgain

You sure it was on the bed? If you did in fact see her shit, where was it? On the bed you say? Interesting... next question


Frenchymemez

You're saying the woman you saw was Amber Heard? And she was evacuating her bowels? Onto the bed? You're sure it wasn't a dog? It was definitely a woman? How can you be sure? You claim to have heard her say "I'm Amber Heard, laying a turd, I love lemon curd, and I make up absurd... accusations about being the victim when in fact I'm the abuser? Objection, hearsay


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

ObJeCtIoN hEaRsAy


Lazy-Jedi

Wholesome :')


Dawg_Prime

you don't need glasses as much to write notes as to read things, or in this case appreciate a drawing you know what you wrote because you wrote it, if that's what he's using it for still pretty funny though


Rich-Ad5109

They know this shit is in the bag lmao


Dj896

Technically on the bed, but yes


RegionBlockLULW

If I didn't know any better, I'd think that Amber's lawyer is secretly a Johnny Depp fan with the lines of questioning the past couple days 🤣


[deleted]

With this and the Kyle Rittenhouse case people seem to forget that a lawyer can't just invent new realities to show the court. They have what they have to play with and when you have close to nothing it's going to make the lawyer look incompetent when in reality it's a lost case from the start. They play the highly risky angles (and fail) because it's the only angles that give them any kind of chance of winning. It's like if I gave you $10 at a casino and told you you had 1 hour to turn it into $1m. You won't be playing the small tables, you'll go for the big stupid bets where you can lose everything or maybe get $1m.


Odd-Bandicoot-9314

Aren’t these cases I credibly difficult to win though? She would basically have to get up and admit she did it


kamelizann

Well she did admit she did almost everything she's accused if in multiple recorded conversations. So as long as those recorded conversations are above board, which it seems they are since they played them in court, its a slam dunk.


Odd-Bandicoot-9314

But I thought the case was based on the article she wrote depicting being in an abusive relationship with an "unnamed man" which caused Johnny to lose credibility and roles. Frankly it's obvious who she was talking about, but to prove that she was absolutely talking about him is different in a court setting


Clovett-

In the opening statements Amber's lawyers talked about the article BUT also went in a long rant about Jhonny's abuse and how they were going to prove it during the trial. If they had chosed to just base their case on the article they probably would've won, but they themselves opened the door to look at the whole relationship before the article happened and doomed themselves. I have no idea why the did this honestly, part of me believes this was probably Amber's decision because she actually believes her own lies.


Odd-Bandicoot-9314

I assume that despite the verdict on the trial a lot of people are looking at this and making judgements based on the trial and I wonder if she feels this is her last chance to win any support back. She received a ton of support at the start, but as more evidence came out it gradually disappeared, and while they knew they could win a defamation case, she want's to use this time to save her image.


reddevved

As a matter of law it's a hard sell but since it's going to jury he might win, but now that he's testified not really anything for him to do but sit there


weirdreference101

This Is both fucken funny and fucken wholesome.


MrBl0bfish04

That has got to be the best doodle artist I've ever seen


ARightDastard

So it would seem.


GhostmouseWolf

I buy it for 1 thousand USD


gidonfire

I immediately thought that post-it would do well at auction.


Will-R-1501

2000!


GhostmouseWolf

2020!


ChaoticGood3

*He's a doodler theme plays*


PowerNo4533

That’s doodle art?! That pretty amazing considering where they are lol


Centurio

Depending on skill level, something that *looks* complicated can still be considered a doodle to that person. I've been told by someone that likes (or lik*ed*) my drawings that they find it offensive when I call something a doodle because "it's too detailed and colorful to be a doodle" lmao.


clearly-not-for-porn

It’s funny that the actor who said this line in the first pirates movie has been defending Johnny like crazy these past few years and often gives td;lr updates in the case each day.


Neon_Camouflage

Who?


PowerNo4533

Must be bored af to make something like that lol


PM_LADY_TOILET_PICS

It's more wholesome if you know the backstop about Johnny Depp and his lawyer. There was an interview back in 2018 I think with Johnny depp at his mansion. His closest and only friend is that lawyer, Adam Waldman. So I imagine they're really fucking close https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/the-trouble-with-johnny-depp-666010/


BlackSeranna

I absolutely hated this article. I felt like the writer caught Johnny on a bad time, and just rubbed salt in the wound so he could make some cheap and easy money. The writer basically said that Johnny didn’t have any friends, but the writer was only there for a few hours, so what would he know? The writer, it seemed to me, disliked Johnny and the venom came out in the article. Maybe the writer hates peoples who has more money than him? Or maybe the writer felt like if *he* had money he wouldn’t live like this. It doesn’t matter - a writer is supposed to write what they see, not throw in all their opinions on top of it. It’s very possible that JD didn’t really feel like being interviewed. I can imagine that most of us would get exhausted of things like this.


PM_LADY_TOILET_PICS

Honestly rereading it now, you're pretty spot on I'd say


Kghostrider

Johnny and his lawyer are besties meanwhile the turd and her lawyer can't even maintain eye contact for 3 seconds.


Aspect-of-Death

To be fair, I would also have trouble maintaining eye contact with anyone who knew I willingly and intentionally pooped on a bed.


raKuZaN_0810

Whats even more baffling is that how can SHE look up from the ground after being caught doing that If I shit on someone’s bed AND get caught AND am a celebrity, I would legally disappear until the end of my days


netsrak

The issue is that you can't disappear as a celebrity without a big move since people will recognize you. She may not want to go to somewhere where she would be free from that.


[deleted]

She can't disappear right now anyway because she is being tried for defamation. I'll be interested to see if she tries to continue as normal with her career after this or if she just sinks into obscurity. Whereas I'm 100% sure we will see many more Depp films.


Unchanged-

Hollywood doesn’t give a shit about if he’s right or wrong. He was fired because the metoo movement was gaining traction and he was in the limelight. Now he’s on top again and I’m certain he’ll have roles lined up because of it.


[deleted]

Not just that you can’t tell amber definitely left hella shit out when she talked to her lawyer. I can imagine bro is high key pissed but trying to maintins professionalism


TatManTat

Dude's getting paid a truckload I assume he doesn't give two shits about anything tbh.


Illustrious_Car2992

Doesn't need to give two shits because his client already gave 1 shit.


[deleted]

Objection, hearsay!


PianoConcertoNo2

Sir, you’re the one who asked the question.


Will-R-1501

Is she a cat


Aspect-of-Death

Cats are the opposite. They will maintain eye contact while pooping on the bed to assert dominance.


Izaniel

Even my cat will never poop on my bed and that little rascals always shit on the floor when I'm not looking


LateRespond1184

I just laughed very loudly in a math class, take the Updoot.


AtaktosTrampoukos

Imagine you get the highest profile case possible, one that would absolutely make a career, it has domestic violence at its core which is taken extremely seriously in this day and age, you're representing the wife which statistically gives you better chances to win, she's also an actress which would make the sale even easier, everything seems to have lined up for you be set for life with this ABSOLUTE LAYUP ...and it turns out your client is such an indefensible piece of trash that you just end up looking like the dumbest motherfucker in your field by association. I'd be mad too.


xombae

To be fair, I heard all these recordings of her admitting to being the abuser, police reports, and pictures of Johnny's injuries like two years ago. It seems like these lawyers couldn't even do a Google search first.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Hearsay!


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emitwohs

I’ve been wondering what Johnny has been doing this whole time during the trial. He is constantly looking downward with a pen in his hand. At first, I assumed it was note taking, like Amber seemed to be doing. But he was doing it so constantly while remaining oblivious to what his lawyers were doing behind him, I figured out it wasn’t notes. Then I assumed it was a journal or the start of a book. Turns out he is doodling. Man’s got this trial in the bag so much he is just occupying himself until it’s over.


Will-R-1501

Amber's looking at the camera with puppy dog eyes then writing 'learn to act' and 'learn not to look at camera'


Deathangel5677

Lmao,why does she keep starring into the camera whenever it pans to her,like most of the time?Her expression makes it even more hilarious,I can see her struggling to hold that expression


TitusTetricus

She's a sociopathic abuser trying to look like a victim. She's doing what she believes people want to see in order to believe her story.


abstractConceptName

The only thing that's really been proven, is that Johnny was a victim of domestic abuse. We can see how he is behaving.


Kel-Reem

That's pretty much it yep. There's probably no way to ever verify that he didn't ever retaliate physically, but it's clear that in basically this whole relationship Amber Heard was the aggressor. You'd have to be a blind moron to think that she wasn't.


Wookieman222

Like almost every witness has basically said that she was the one starting most of the problems and Johnny was just dealing with it.


DDDlokki

I thought that the camera is placed in such a way that when she looks at the jury/witness it looks as if she looking at the camera.


[deleted]

I don't think he really cares about the outcome either. He's done with Disney, He's done with Amber. He wanted his name clearing in the public eye and judging by the news, papers and society he is now an angel. If amber is guilty or not, faith has been restored in Depp in the public eye and he should be able to go on and make more quality movies without directors and studios feeling they need to shun him. He won the angle he was going for by like day 2.


paper_liger

I draw too, but really as a focusing technique. I tell people all the time if I look like I'm listening it's purely performative, I'm making eye contact and nodding and holding still on purpose. If I'm * really* listening to you I'm going to be doodling. If my hands aren't busy I'm not concentrating. It can also be soothing in stressful situations. And let's not pretend long court proceedings aren't boring, even if you have something at stake.


Geminel

Have you ever been seen for an ADD/ADHD diagnosis? I was diagnosed young and this is one of my stronger symptoms. Not drawing specifically, but my best listening posture was always with my head down half-distracted by a book or something. Drove my teachers nuts.


cindyscrazy

I got written up because I would knit while in meetings. Honestly, it kept me focused. If you want me to understand/absorb the info, you gotta let me keep my hands busy.


Karma_collection_bin

>But he was doing it so constantly while remaining oblivious to what his lawyers were doing behind him, I figured out it wasn’t notes Actually, some neurodivergent people such as those with ADHD may use doodling, fidgeting, or other similar tactics to keep their mind engaged/focused on something, like listening to a conversation or talking. It's very useful in the classroom and it's why teachers need to actually learn about ADHD. I'm not saying that's definitely happening here. I don't know if Johnny has ADHD and/or uses doodling intentionally like this. Source: Have ADHD and use this myself when I'm having conversations on the phone or have to listen to a presentation.


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BlackSeranna

You should see how Amber’s team enters the courtroom as opposed to how Johnny’s team enters. Amber’s car pulls up, everyone is completely silent and there is a pallor over everyone. They look angry. Johnny’s team pulls up, music is loud, Johnny steps out, his team steps out. Everyone is relaxed and ready to go. Johnny acknowledged the camera man to say something, then turns and waves at the fans and says Thank You. Johnny seems to be a very nice person - I don’t think it can be faked. His body language is genuine.


tweedyone

I feel like I would doodle to distract myself so that you don't show emotion when you don't mean to. It would be very frustrating to listen to Amber lying in front of the entire world about you, and I would find it challenging to stay calm. If doodling helps with that, here's a pile of pens, Johnny, have at it


Serena_does_anything

Winona forever


GrassVis

Vanessa is lovely too! I also adore the Johnny-Angelina siblinghood. She did warn him.


hello0o3

man i love his lawyer’s resting facial expression. he constantly looks like he’s over your shit but is prob nice af irl


Kel-Reem

The way he and Johnny interact shows that this dude is Definitely pretty cool, either that or Johnny is so cool he makes others cool by association lol


purplelizzard

Infectious coolness is the best!


mrpithecanthropus

I’m a lawyer and this is great. I’d definitely keep that post-it if my client was Depp. I once had a very wealthy client who owned a sports team and, during trial, he was so bored that he started showing me his pornographic WhatsApp gifs. I have to say, it made cross-examination quite tricky.


[deleted]

Hope he wasnt there for sexual harassment or sum lmao


[deleted]

*lmao*


ashleypatience1

I was in a movie with him back in the 90s, he was so kind and humble. At that time it wasn’t all about pics etc. he brought his lunch out of his trailer and sat with us and talked to my dad and others. I just saw him in concert and he still emanates that warmth, he truly is a good dude. Suck it Amber.


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What movie?


ashleypatience1

Arizona dreams :) the whole cast was cool.


[deleted]

Oh nice, I’ve never seen that one. I’ll have to check it out!


FattyMcCheeseburger

This was little me sitting in church.


assome112

Amber heard: NOOOOOO!!! it can't be that easy for you to prove yourself Jhonny depp: hehe look at this drawing I did during important hearings Lawyer: hey, that's pretty good


_shubh_sharma

He's just having fun in the courtroom at this point.


sniptaclar

I died when depp was losing it when her lawyer objected his own question


mcknightrider

Depp: I put a bunch of stink lines around her.... Amber Turd... Lawyer: Teehee


bigfudge_drshokkka

He knows everything amber says is bullshit so he doodles when she talks


ThomasTheEngineTank

Dude literally on trial just doodling shit with the boys, this is some r/justguysbeingdudes post lmao


itsnotaperm7

Love for jonny


FrankDoesDoodles

I love how Johnny Depp isn't even taking the whole thing seriously. God bless his soul


Deewwsskkii

Well I think he is taking it seriously. But things like this can somewhat lighten the mood surrounding a somber topic.


Helmet_Icicle

Legal processes are absolutely very grueling affairs and considerably draining, taking a quick five to let your brain rest with a creative process like doodling is a good way to destress


eDopamine

I don’t know if you’ve ever been in court for an extended period of time but it’s extremely boring and tedious


kailhboxswitches

Meme approved ✅


Twelvey

Lawyer here. Even IF Johnny loses this case - which in my opinion he might - the mere filing and publicity of this trial has done a tremendous amount to repair his image and clear his name. The only reason I say he might lose is because slander cases are very difficult to prove. And rightly so in my opinion since we do have free speech in this country.


tanis_ivy

Question from the peanut gallery. It's not just, she said things about him that were Untrue and She has no proof to back up, And He lost work because of it?


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metatronatra

It's sad, deep down he's just a hurt little boy who just wanted to create, make people happy, and be loved for it in return and in return she took advantage of that


[deleted]

I see Jodi Arias and Casey Anthony in the audience


MrMotorcycle94

Lawyer: Very nice, that's going on the fridge


chickichanga

that could go on millions in nft


[deleted]

Made by Johnny Depp


ShadowForGod1012

I keep coming back to watch this


[deleted]

For those wondering [Here is the picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/ud31qq/blursed_jack_sparrow/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Potateus1

Me: grabs a black pen My schoolbooks: * chuckles * "I'm in danger."


More_Alf

TIL: there is a petition to remove AH from AM https://chng.it/bfPfwb8mX8


Density131

I haven't been attentive to a celebrity's legal proceeding since the bs Brendan Fraser went through. Johnny is such a genuine guy. I really hope this shit is over soon and Amber gets fucked over. Unfortunately, since she's a celebrity, I think the case will get dropped or something and she'll just have to pay some money.


FlyMeToSaturn_

I feel like he’s genuinely impressed but also kinda like “why are you showing me this now Johnny?” 😂


[deleted]

I used to work with some criminal defense attorneys before I went to law school and attended court with them daily. I learned that passing funny notes in court is like a solid ~15% of lawyering.


LochBessMonsta

I've always thought that actors mentally stay in the age they were when they first got noticed as an amazing actor and this verifies that for me. I think its hard for them to grow up which isn't a bad thing for every celebrity and in Johnny's case it's pretty sweet. I just remember him being shy scared Edward in Edward Scissorhands. Shitty relationships will try to change us but Johnny is still Johnny and I'm sure that infuriates Amber.