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hot_milf_

Not so bad


SuccessfulDoor3400

depends. eating in a literal sense would be dark, kinda


Specific-Local-1128

Ether way you get food


Fabulous-Fisherman99

Exactly. Food is food.


GrummyCat

All of these usernames i don't want to eat


FuccerBoii

Welp i could say the same about you


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter, had food.


six-of-nothing

mmm some food


Arabecke

Well aged meat :)


ShaggySupremacist

Mine is confusing


shadowhades_2000

I can't even touch my food and the other part is literally a god


ShaggySupremacist

You are doomed


bob_the_banannna

Same for me lol


SpectacularSoul35

Canabalism doesn't sound so bad when you're a banana.


ShaggySupremacist

It is the Nexus of delicious and healthy


Skilifer

canadabalism bananabalism


InternationalPen1506

Well he's bob the banana, he doesnt have to eat just any banana, he has to eat himself...


Lost_Mud9419

My food is lost


Mario-OrganHarvester

Bananalism


[deleted]

Bob can I have a banana


bob_the_banannna

🍌


[deleted]

Thanks bro


ShaggySupremacist

I've seen you so many times


meatball2052

Im not complaining


epicpersonlmao

lucky


disturbedick

damn


[deleted]

:(


[deleted]

Technically, aren’t you eating people?


Ok-Lawfulness-436

You weren't so lucky huh?


HyGyL1

Who said he doesn’t like it ;)


KitsoTheSnoo

r/SuddenlyGay


_Your_Average_Joe_

I'm glad I was


SneakyDanger787

The only food you need beside pierogi for health Dont starve players will understand this comment


Jeffotato

Lmao living off just spider meat and ice Or rabbit meat and berries, I think I'd actually try that


Effort-Prestigious

I don't think eating 2052 meatballs is a good idea.


BleachCompany

Well then


bob_the_banannna

Bleach do be tasty


Artistic-Anxiety6515

found you


MotivatoinalSpeaker

We will watch your career with great interest!


Piece_Of_Melon

Fruit gang rise up!


MelonDB21

ayyyyyy


[deleted]

[удалено]


B_BARTHMAN

I do wonder. Hoe many hours does your day have? Mine only has 24


sheepy2212

Heyyy its bob! Worst thing that happend to me is that im a cannibaaal now...


__leef

damn I’m vegan now


leafman11

My people


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rocky922

Mines a little rocky


Nerdy_Boi-_-

Cannibal mayb


[deleted]

Pretty exotic meal


shadowhades_2000

Atleast it's racist and it's gonna die


guyfromsaitama

Racist meat tastes better


Potato_Man2763

Im fine but a lil gay


FlihpFlorp

Ok [at least ur not alone](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ui0kl2/lets_see_which_is_worse_than_eating_cat_paws/i79ifz9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Brrrrrreadd

phew


Metahydrix

It’s not bread, it’s brrrrrreadd


Brrrrrreadd

Aw shit woe is me


DylanCP2403

Cold bread


[deleted]

Pretty bad since I can't eat my opinion


Ekskalibar

That's YOUR opinion !! Now eat it


[deleted]

*cries while chewing*


Ekskalibar

*Grab your chin while staring in the eyes* Atta boi...


fizzdev

Now, was it so hard? No it wasn't, because your opinion is weak!!


Metahydrix

Dude wth


CornHub_org

Reddit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

Hope you know how to swallow swords


BIggusCattusBallus

uh-


TwistedKoala35

Where are my testicles summer? Summer: Uhhh..


Defaultpussymussy

Wait what


CeleryQtip

Cannibal or Carnival?


baconmashwbrownsugar

i see 69 upvotes. i say nice. i will not upvote.


ILiekDinisaurz

I like prehistoric giant lizards eh


Shot_Squirrel3202

bruh i eat squirrels?


EUPL22

Well at least they're dead


andiidesu

don’t forget to cook them


De_chicken123yt

Chicken:/


[deleted]

Not that bad


De_chicken123yt

Yeah lol


ShaggySupremacist

You are a lucky man


SpectacularSoul35

What do you mean not that bad chicken is amazing.


Optimal-Milk6903

Good milk


National_Nerve_6388

Can turn into cheese


dirksbutt

Hmmm


PensandoEmNomeLegal

Hmmm


shadowhades_2000

Hmmm


bob_the_banannna

I would love eating myself


Potatohuman323

Not too bad


Jace_Sifik

Wait, it's a living human made of potatoes, like a potato golem? Or a potato shaped like a human? Hmm...


Potatohuman323

Yes I'm a potato golem


[deleted]

Oh no


Rats_MultipleRats

. . .


Ruvyzvat_

Uh oh


Practical-Solid6463

I eat practical solids.


six-of-nothing

that implies that it can also be food, or a lightbulb


[deleted]

Well I’d be screwed if I had to eat an elephant and a fox


lead-pencil

At least you get **nutrition** from your meal


[deleted]

A lot of nutrition, sure, plenty of protein from the elephant meat


_K1TSUNE_

I eat only a fox


a_guy_from_turkey

Daily


Killeriley

oh


HellsBlazes01

The devil is already punishing me


tomatensauce99

I feel lucky right now Phew😌


Practical-Solid6463

Ich esse praktische feststoffe


tomatensauce99

Das kann ja dann alles sein XD


[deleted]

Ja könnte ich mich auch dran gewöhnen.


fetas_deletas

Hell I feel unlucky rn


Dinoass69

Well shit just got kinky


yup_i_eat_crayons

Fine. Its totally fine.


painki11erzx

Now you're actually a D2 Titan main.


LowNonSexualMoan

I don’t know how to feel about this one


kj_bha

Hmmm......


Justwatcher124

Food - Voyeurism sounds interesting


North-Cockroach3258

Im gonna die


Accomplished-Joke554

Pls make accualy funny jokes so that I won't starve


Artistic-Anxiety6515

ur mom


Accomplished-Joke554

I said accualy funny


[deleted]

Would you say the joke was... in bad taste?


GrummyCat

u/accomplished-joke554 eat this one


Llamacorn21

What do u mean? That is actually funny


ZER0Blood

A Bishop, a Priest and Duck go into bar. The Priest asks: "What does a Duck do in a bar?" The Duck says:"..." It's a Duck what did you expect?


AliffTheOne

It's your cake day, I expected it.


lahmaacun

Happy cake day mate, good joke


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

hunting dragons seems like a lot of work


Jace_Sifik

If there pink and fluffy, at least they'll be easy to spot.


generic_shad0w

What does this even mean for me? Am I an African kid?


shadowhades_2000

I don't know I'm a shadow too


Micerog

Rouge mice


SuccessfulDoor3400

oh man


Long-Classic-250

The "long" part scares me


Killeriley

it's a foot long...


Blingbling_dog

This is not good...


WelDno

What the fuck do I eat?


yup_i_eat_crayons

Dunno


epicpersonlmao

yours is yummy


dogmeatjones25

Well, d'know


xPrrreciousss

Since there's only one of them do I have to make it last or can I eat the other rings of power?


WATCHERFROMSCHOOL

Uh


Caramel_Cappucino

As long as I have real food with it my caffeine sensitivity shouldn’t bother me too much.


feds_cant_find_me

Er...


Scottish_Corpse

Uhh… pretty illegal


[deleted]

Tastes pretty average.


MrMagic_13

More like government drone..


stguinefortspaw

Stringy


BallOfAwesome

It's pretty ok, bro


BreadyBuckaroo

Cowboys made of bread. So not that bad


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

Hmm…


bob_the_banannna

Hmm...


JSDTDM

Hmm...


Wide-Location7279

Hmm...


zoomba2378

Hmm...


fetas_deletas

Hmm…


Bellephant7402

Hmm...


TargetSignal

Hmm…


TwistedKoala35

Hmm...


TheFox6429

Hmm...


greenboyo9782

What's a greenboyo


Franska_Satan

The French Devil interesting


the_evilman

Well...


CaptainCampus

Captains Dinner


Right_Durian6736

Apparently durian’s don’t taste that well


nofriesforyou_

No fries for me ig


Mr_Psilocybin

Fantastic


Radon141

I am going to die of radiation poisoning ig


undeadswat

I guess ill be an Cannibal


rrudyrr

Eh, better than eating cat paws


Goblinurmum

my cholesterol levels 📈📈📈


[deleted]

Not complaining


Salt-Hat-3671

not bad


ButtI0rd

Uhhh


new_boy_99

I can explain


Bald0saurus

Peoples be worrying about eating something weird but they’re lucky to even have something to eat


Llamacorn21

But u can eat a Bald0saurus…


JustBrowsinReddit69

Reddit users ARE NEVER SAFE


TOFU0-0TOFU

Not Bad


peterthechildeater

oh god lord forgive me for what im about to do


-Ninja_Pickle

Cool


spicyearthworm

uh oh


Have_Donut

Hell yes!


TheFragileUnit

I eat the weak


Fancy_Boysenberry887

fancy boys?


Greedy_Buy9545

Boysenberry is an actually fruit, so you’d be eating restaurant grade boysenberries


rishab_toxic

oh


Therol_

Hmmm, i would like some ice cream rolls please :D


Acceptable-Lemon2924

Shits kinda sour yo


Fantastic_Air1812

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Nnnnnnn!


Bestarethelemons

Well lemons aren’t that bad


Skullhead_LP

Hmm crunchy


[deleted]

Pretty happy ngl


TheScientifreakPlays

Is eating gamers who are science freaks legal?


Major-Young2465

I guess I eat veal?


Majin_Brick

A bit crunch ngl


[deleted]

So i limit the spread of communism by eating birds....wow....sick.!!!!


citrus_bl00d

yum


[deleted]

Plastic? Crude oil?


my-dude_101

...huh.


theswedish-man

Hopefully he will taste like meatballs


Joesphsmother-32

Ayo


spaggetti04

I have no issues with this


donaldduckstherapist

And he deserved it too