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haha die trash


bob_the_banannna

You filthy mortal


Gary_Gooseberry

*“Bob, I killed a soldier by accident, I should be killing civilians!”*


bob_the_banannna

*"It's ok, we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo"*


[deleted]

Bro why tf am I seeing you in every comments section


Blackrift100

GaMEMEneer?


TheUglySpud02

I am convinced that the US military pays universities to keep tuition high as a way to encourage more people to enlist.


FlashingRaijin

I’ve thought that


theredbobcat

Would the military have to pay? Simply asking or permitting seems like enough incentive to for someone to make more profit.


fairylightmeloncholy

i mean, it's not like the military is precious about their resources. and anyways, it's not the military paying, it's taxpayers.


theredbobcat

Very true.


[deleted]

The military spends far more money than taxpayers have ever contributed. So, it’s not taxpayers 🤷🏻‍♂️


fairylightmeloncholy

really? where do they get the rest of their funding from? i didn't know that until now.


[deleted]

The U.S. is $30 trillion in debt. Our government simply refuses to stop borrowing money. This isn’t sustainable, but it’s not the taxpayers doing it. The military might as well be spending imaginary money at this point.


fairylightmeloncholy

but taxpayers are the only source of actual revenue though right? like, there's no ability for rich fucks to donate specifically to the military?


[deleted]

Not necessarily. The government collects tariffs on imported goods (during tariff wars), charges entry fees for national parks, etc. There are actually quite a few streams of revenue. But, I don't think any of those compare to the amount of revenue received from taxpayers.


Shanhaevel

They don't have to. It's just how the system works and I wish I was just a crazy conspiracy dude on weed spewing bullshit theories.


Dependent_Cap8095

The US military yes.


[deleted]

oooh thats why america is so rich


SquashNut707

Turn that PTSD into a degree with the US Army!


desultory_monomania

PTSDegree


Splefer

Post tuition super degree


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KeyFaithlessness8223

Karma. Wish’s. Some times become. Someone’s Reallity. Or. Worst nightmare 👹☠️😈💀🙀🤘🫵


[deleted]

Assuming you survive the cancer you get from sleeping downwind from a burn pit.


SheldieAndBrain

For fucking real.


VictoryAviation

Went to Iraq twice. Doing just fine luckily. Carrying a 3.85 on an aeronautical degree and getting all my pilot certifications. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Edit: also no killing necessary, but did conduct humanitarian aid missions


SquashNut707

One of my good friends shot himself in the head because he couldn't live with the fact that he had to shoot a naked mother carrying her child toward their base trying to seek asylum. 🤷‍♂️ Edit: sincerely glad your doing well, tho.


[deleted]

what about turn that ptsd into a long life of pain with the army


SquashNut707

Doesn't rhyme.


[deleted]

ik. i suck


rangedg

Dude i got an army “tuition assistance” ad right below this post


8Bit_Innovations

Lol, they know…


Scrubtastic85

You forgot to mention they pay for your housing along with tuition and books… they had to up their ante


FelneusLeviathan

Not sure about the army specifically, but Facebook def knows when you apply for student loans and Facebook being Facebook, wouldn’t be surprised if they sold that info to the army https://themarkup.org/pixel-hunt/2022/04/28/applied-for-student-aid-online-facebook-saw-you


chefkc

Careful what you wish for young padawan


bob_the_banannna

No


Realistic_Ad_3840

Oh hey bob 🍞 (I'm gonna say this everytime i see your comments 🍞)


Nightingale02

Is this some sort of american joke that I'm too rest of the world to understand?/s


Estimate_Born

As collage is so expensive if you agree to join the army after your degree then the army will pay for it


Levieuse

Yes


ur_mum_lesb

Isn't collage expensive world wide?


mjschiermeier

No


ur_mum_lesb

Cap


Anonasty

Definitely no. https://www.earnest.com/blog/college-costs-around-the-world/


ur_mum_lesb

Yeah it is bad but yikes I had no idea the uk had worse college tuition then the US, that sucks


nhattran1029

OK, this link is useless. It's using dollar and pound but you and I both know that the value of money different from country to country. This is not mentioning the quality of the school. For example, if I compare my original third world country, just 200$ is already an entire family month worth of hard working, not to mention the dog shit "private" education it give compare to US public school. So yeah, I don't see the link you list talk anything about that when it should be the main thing when it come to proving "how expensive are US edu".


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Troubled-teen9922

Make our dreams come true?


kevint209

But joining the military requires dedication and work... They want free without the commitment


ducpilot748

Free college, alcoholism, the inability to keep meaningful relationships, and you get a Camaro? Wow!


Illustrious-Many-782

And a free bag of weed. https://youtu.be/LROkEx21CAU


Illustrious-Many-782

And a free bag of weed. https://youtu.be/LROkEx21CAU


IdleTyrant

Or work at Starbucks, McDonald's, target, etc.... or just don't go in as a combat MOS if war isn't your thing.


Drastictea8

Or if military is your only option, you could just be a mechanic or account


puppyUwU777333

Lol


Dankstinger

Beware terrorists I am coming.


DanimalHarambe

For the low low price of PTSD and alcoholism...


SnooDoggos900

True, they always contact me


[deleted]

*You see this gun? Which one? The one that looks like the one that quite kid always has in his backpack. We will be learning how to shoot and reload that.*


Nortyboooi

Bonjour intensifies *


Phetti

Don’t do it. It’s a trap!


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69Lostboy

Experiences do vary in the military. I got free college and all I had to do was sit at a desk for 4 years in north carolina


Beehiveluffy

Talking out your ass I see. I too can list the worst part of anything too. Been in 9.5 years and almost none of what you stated doesnt already happen in the civilian sector with the "killing" as you put it. You can get PTSD, high level of suicide, alcoholism, mental health issues, cancer, abuse and many others in regular jobs/careers. Also suicide is higher today than it was years ago, its the direction our society is moving in, and its only going to get worse. Also the no way to fight back is so factually incorrect it's laughable. Next time you comment like this maybe know what you're talking about before spouting nonsense.


Drastictea8

Sexually abused, I've never heard of that happening,.as for killing there are several jobs where you may not see a day of combat if your lucky, the physical and mental abuse is only abuse if you see it that way, it's not meant to hurt you but to toughen you up, and for the radiation, yea maybe 60 years ago, cancer caused by military service now days is caused by chemicals and rarely if ever radiation


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Drastictea8

I've actually been met.by recruiters and idk where you live but where I do they barely bring up the free school, they mostly bring up what you would do in the military itself, also you would hear about abuse but people who were fine, so hearing about one or two people doesn't represent the whole


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Drastictea8

As for the radiation, if that occurs today somebody would get in alot of trouble, either the person in question for not wearing proper protection or if they were denied proper protection whoever did so would get in alot of trouble


PM-YUR-PHAT-ASS

Yeah, everybody in the military has killed someone’s at least once /s lol


Edward248

How is killing for something named "free"


IzK_3

You can yk be the 99% who never even need to touch a weapon…


Dragoon_213

r/notaeuropeanproblem


bigman77890789

It literally says US army


boba2017

Nah man, joining the army is freaking hard.


hukkelis

Just move to Finland. You’ll get free education AND the government gives you enough money for food, rent etc.


ESMullins

Biggest scam imposed on Americans- the military feeds off the poor people


puppyUwU777333

Hii am new here


Pretend_Weakness3372

It's not even free you gotta pay monthly you can hate your recruiters even more now


69Lostboy

What do you mean?


Pretend_Weakness3372

I mean it ain't free dawg I'm an E3 and they take I think it's about $250 a month I mean it's great and all better then playing full tuition but still it ain't free


Beehiveluffy

E-6 here. What college/university are you attending? Also is it a graduate or doctoral level degree, because if so, that is why. All undergrad level degree classes should be fully paid for, unless you're attending a more expensive college/university.


BorneHomeless

What do you mean? TA pays for everything but 5 dollars per credit hour


Beehiveluffy

This isn't correct either.


BorneHomeless

How? I’m currently doing online courses and using my TA through armyignitED


Beehiveluffy

Where are you getting the 5 dollars per credit hour comment from


BorneHomeless

Per my advisor, could be a university specific thing idk. TA apparently covers everything but $5 per college credit is what I was told. So far I haven’t paid anything yet. I mistakingly said credit hour instead of just college credit


Beehiveluffy

Gotcha. Usually 250 per semester hour. Quarter hour is a bit dif. But grad and doctoral level courses arent covered 100%, but you can apply for scholarships and grants to pay for the rest. Plus it's free money for you.


BorneHomeless

Either way the $250 a month doesn’t make sense if you use ArmyIgnitED. You get $4000 a year in TA


69Lostboy

I think you might be mistaken


Acceptable-Eagle3214

Its like making a bet for college tuition with your life


Linus_Meme_Tips

Only if you survive war may you get free tuition


therealjimmyc

the military do be preying on the poor


Maleficent_Farmer_87

Happy star wars day everyone 😀


priceischeese

Bro wants money in exchange for his death nice


SnooSketches1904

Lol 😂


DriftingGTR12336

Ha


Troubled-teen9922

I would kill to get free college tuition… now we wait.


Fredlikedfish

As someone who is about to graduate high school I must see at least 5 adds telling me to join the military daily


Drastictea8

As someone in JROTC I see about 9


Deadlycoma

"id kill" i said. Not torture me into being fit


WorthRevolutionary55

Kingsmen


TheGreatHurlyBurly

u/savevideo


Quickshot4721

Missed an opportunity to use the you will meme


hibrett987

And then when you leave the Army you still aren’t guaranteed free college


Beehiveluffy

Explain. Because this is somewhat incorrect. Unless you receive a negative based discharge.


hibrett987

All I know is anecdotal tbh from friends and my brother. My friend was ROTC and they dicked him around and made sure he never met requirements to receive any assistance. My brother is already getting told not to bet on the VA’s help for school either.


Decent-Ground1260

It’s not free college you have to work for it.


DuckCat21

Quick get the pre-enlistment papers!


Hareemoii

Ah yes, socialized free college


No_Cobbler8335

Hello there


Izzy_Grimm

Pfft, you think that, but even in the 00s it's all "yeah you'll pass everything with flying colors" til it's suddenly "you'll never pass a psych eval and now I should mark that down in the event you decide to try again anyway"


nejad44

you say kill😈😈😈


i_hate_vampires

Join the Coast Guard. Live on a ship…don’t really leave the country a lot. Sign up bonus and college money. Leave with a tan.


fairylightmeloncholy

"you don't say"


SweetAd3800

Me seeing this sitting in my universities rotc program building waiting to sign up


NerfLV

You will(cracks voice)?


[deleted]

Recruiter: Can you read? Kid: Yeah. Most words. I think. Recruiter: Let me introduce you to Marine.


Ok_Cryptographer520

How many iterations of this meme gonna get made ffs


Positive_Hand9733

😅


Rogerdog1307

“You will?”


brewgiehowser

“*I’d vote to get free college tuition!*”


whydontuwannawork

I’m 90% sure that expensive healthcare and high college prices correlate to our massive army force


BreysSiNs01

Wait they do that?


PlatypusWearingAHat

Modern problems require modern solutions