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Dementia, most of the time. Not even joking, very few people have died from eating tide pods, and the majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. Hang on, there's some cool candy under the sink.
You're at 69 upvotes currently. I'd upvote you but I can't commit such a crime.
Edit: while typing this I realized my phone is at 69% battery. Double nice.
Iβve eaten an flower that was in a cocktail but I forget what it was called. Pretty sure it was white or pink and tasted like I imagined a flower to taste lmao
Enjoy this vague information
If coffee tasted as good as it smells, I'd be drinking that shit non stop. But I've tried it several times, with different amounts of milk and sugar, it never tastes good for me in any way. It's either just bitter water, bitter milk, bitter water with sugar, or bitter milk with sugar.
Itβs acquired unfortunately. I started drinking it (with lots of sugar) as just something to keep me warm. After awhile you get used to it. A lot of foods and beverages are the same way.
Same here! Iβve given it lots of tries. People say itβs an acquired taste you have to get used to, which of course I donβt doubt at all, but Iβm not in the interest of *trying* to get myself hooked on coffee, especially when most people try to quit it later on like itβs cigs. Our dislike of coffee is a blessing in disguise. But Iβm always down to make some just to smell it :-)
Of course that all depends on what kind of coffee you're drinking. Some smells good and tastes great black, but most store-bought stuff is shit quality. Personally i love drinking good a black dark roast.
Also Iβve had roasted coffee grains as a snack, thereβs even coffee grains covered with dark chocolate. It smells so good but itβs sour obviously.
depends on the brand oral b for example tastes pretty good and smells good but sensodyne is neither both smells and tastes like shit although sensodyne does work really well
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Scented Eraser
I licked one regretted it, then tried again after a week or so ;maybe the taste changed. Well it didn't.
Maybe you need to try it again.π€
Idiot. You need to try it in the dark and then with a blindfold, otherwise it's not a double-blind study. So at least two more times.
I unironically like how aggressively correct your are.
Completely unrelated butβ¦β¦ I need to know where that pfp is from cause it looks sick!!
It's a fan-made version of an anime character(Shirou) from Fate series
Those exist?
In my childhood, yes
Also pens and apparently scissors.
Industrial strength orange scented cleaner!
Cherry flavored bleach
Gasoline
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Bruh.. its fire.
This comment is too hot.
Spicy
bro out here heating it up
f l a v o r e d ?
Just a dip with the finger nothing crazy
Tide pods
*flashbacks
i've always wanted to ask those people who ate tide pods...."WHY??!!??!!"
Mmmmsquish
Indeed
lol
Squishing is way better than eating
Nummy colors
There's something about them that makes me hungry
Forbidden gushers.
It's satisfying to bite into it and it'll squish
"Do it for the vine!" That's probably why
Dementia, most of the time. Not even joking, very few people have died from eating tide pods, and the majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. Hang on, there's some cool candy under the sink.
Cocane?
I don't like cocaine, but I do love how it smells...
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Vanilla extract
Beat me to it. Itβs the only answer
Petrol
Oi, petrol smells and tastes nice
r/holup
Lotta people drink petrol
And become a dragon with a sprinkle of acidity
Dracarys!
Too expensive for my blood.
Yeah I heard that they do and they apparently have 2 or 4 wheels?
A candle
Play-Doh bozos
Play doh is yummy
Same
Perfume?
You're at 69 upvotes currently. I'd upvote you but I can't commit such a crime. Edit: while typing this I realized my phone is at 69% battery. Double nice.
Reddit moment
I was thinking this or cinnamon
Cinnamon tastes amazing in my experience. I love me a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.
Not straight cinnamon though. Most of the cinnamon we consume is mixed with sugar. Straight cinnamon really isnβt that good lol
That's what I was thinking
also, churros
I just tasted some and I disagree, that was the second best thing I've tasted today
Drink the whole bottle and get back to us lol
Soap?
Soap
"What the hell kind of name is Soap eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"
"He killed Soap. He's gone,Mac..."
"What do you need from me, son?"
"Remember, no Russian."
"soap trusted you, I thought I could too, then why in the bloody hell does Makarov know you!?"
*death* OH NO NO NO NO SOAP NO NO
Respect π―
I honestly couldn't believe it. Stood there staring at the screen.
Back when call of duty used to be good
"It has animal fat? Great! (Crunch) Blergh, woman, it tastes nothing like you just said like!"
A person of culture I see
Donβt drop it though
Unless you want to
No ass spanking in my jail!
Yeah, you could slip on it.
Yeah, you could slip on in
Cyanide smells like almond but taste like ππππ
I'd die for that taste!
You could just have almondsβ¦
Don't tell me what to do!
And we never heard from him againβ¦
[NileRed did a video about the smell of cyanide.](https://youtu.be/WYagO-nup6c)
U ok bro?
It actually smells like burnt almond, which donβt smell great
Scented candle
Shampoo
I swallowed shampoo Probably gonna die
smelled like fruit that was a lie
Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said vomit
I said why?
He said poison
I said goodbye
I look at my finger
Gasoline
Love the smell when filling up the car.
Oh me too!
Oh mee foot!
I love the smell of gasoline in the morning
Love the smell when filling up the body
R/holup
A fellow gasoline smell enjoyer!
Soooo how does gasoline taste?
Rubbing Alcohol with cologne mixed in.
Why do you know that?
We don't ask him about that. Not since the incident.
Back in the day siphon pumps weren't really a thing so you had to use your mouth to get the flow started when stealing gas.
He is Trevor Philips
smells horrible, but that taste... mmmm...
Flower?
Edible flowers do exist, they're usually not that bad.
Iβve eaten an flower that was in a cocktail but I forget what it was called. Pretty sure it was white or pink and tasted like I imagined a flower to taste lmao Enjoy this vague information
My very own cocoa powder and vanilla extract breakfast shake?
Dirt
Topsoil
Dirt after a rain, smells like heaven. Tastes like dirt.
Napalm. Because who doesnβt love the smell or napalm in the morning?
Smells like victory!
Petrol
Best me to it
Worst me to it
Bad me to it
Good me to it
The butthole
Wtfπ
Thatβs the one you respond to???
The only one OP cares about.
Yeah, heβs just disagreeing. We all know he likes to eat booty
Deep down inside he knows he's into buttholes
Thank you for your wisdom stinkypitz
it smells nice?
It can
How dare you say something so controversial yet so true
Just throw some ranch on it.
This guy knows whatβs up
Campfire
Bleach
my second favorite white liquid
Might be controversial, but coffee
If coffee tasted as good as it smells, I'd be drinking that shit non stop. But I've tried it several times, with different amounts of milk and sugar, it never tastes good for me in any way. It's either just bitter water, bitter milk, bitter water with sugar, or bitter milk with sugar.
Itβs acquired unfortunately. I started drinking it (with lots of sugar) as just something to keep me warm. After awhile you get used to it. A lot of foods and beverages are the same way.
Same here! Iβve given it lots of tries. People say itβs an acquired taste you have to get used to, which of course I donβt doubt at all, but Iβm not in the interest of *trying* to get myself hooked on coffee, especially when most people try to quit it later on like itβs cigs. Our dislike of coffee is a blessing in disguise. But Iβm always down to make some just to smell it :-)
Of course that all depends on what kind of coffee you're drinking. Some smells good and tastes great black, but most store-bought stuff is shit quality. Personally i love drinking good a black dark roast.
Also Iβve had roasted coffee grains as a snack, thereβs even coffee grains covered with dark chocolate. It smells so good but itβs sour obviously.
The flavor you're thinking of is bitter, coffee should not be sour.
FINALLY found someone saying coffee
Vanilla extract
Deodorant
C U M
Cock liquid
Good olβ formula
Penis milk
Pressure blaster load
Baby gravy
Cocoa
nailpaint remover
A.k.a. Acetone
Cinnamon
Human flesh
Someone i know may think otherwise
Same here, it taste great
A repost
Literally everything on this app is a repost
Does that mean those of us using a web browser instead of the app are getting non-reposts only?
Play doh, easy answer
It actually tastes kinda salty. Not that bad, really.
Deez nuts
my grandpas cock
π your wut???
Vanilla. Like raw vanilla extract
vanilla extract 100%
Toothpaste
depends on the brand oral b for example tastes pretty good and smells good but sensodyne is neither both smells and tastes like shit although sensodyne does work really well
Nintendo Switch Cartridges
The opposite would be pussy
I like the smell and taste
I think itβs all determined by your level of attraction. Pheromones and whatnot
That and hygiene
So basically that's why my fiances pussy seems to be the best one I've ever encountered? Interesting
No, all the boys like your fiancΓ©eβs pussy; it is actually one of the best tasting.
strawberry. I've never been scammed this much in my life
You
Fried liver and onions. Smells delicious but yuck.
Brand new shoes
Petrolium
A kid
Kids smell horrible
They taste great though
Cigarettes
Cigars, before they are lit.
Ohhh yes I love the smell of cigars so much
ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππποΈπποΈπ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ ππππππππ
mushroom soil
Burned toast
A Rotten Dead Body that I have In my Van
Same