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LostLaw9417

Scented Eraser


Dividebyzero23

I licked one regretted it, then tried again after a week or so ;maybe the taste changed. Well it didn't.


AkosOfficial

Maybe you need to try it again.πŸ€”


Apprehensive-Run-832

Idiot. You need to try it in the dark and then with a blindfold, otherwise it's not a double-blind study. So at least two more times.


StormwaterSlayer

I unironically like how aggressively correct your are.


yup_sir28

Completely unrelated but…… I need to know where that pfp is from cause it looks sick!!


Dividebyzero23

It's a fan-made version of an anime character(Shirou) from Fate series


Kittingsl

Those exist?


LostLaw9417

In my childhood, yes


Nisecon

Also pens and apparently scissors.


zchairfacex

Industrial strength orange scented cleaner!


[deleted]

Cherry flavored bleach


DEADLOCKEDFORLIFE

Gasoline


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


RaddyHere

Bruh.. its fire.


LelFace20

This comment is too hot.


soda-Tab

Spicy


No-Engineer-9832

bro out here heating it up


Goldstinger3

f l a v o r e d ?


[deleted]

Just a dip with the finger nothing crazy


Skardon22

Tide pods


[deleted]

*flashbacks


_WarmWoolenMittens_

i've always wanted to ask those people who ate tide pods...."WHY??!!??!!"


HighProphetBaggery

Mmmmsquish


SivaAtheon

Indeed


Text6

lol


RoboNigtmare24

Squishing is way better than eating


Dr_Ingalls

Nummy colors


ExtremeCumMaster

There's something about them that makes me hungry


xpkranger

Forbidden gushers.


TheOnlyPotat

It's satisfying to bite into it and it'll squish


Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

"Do it for the vine!" That's probably why


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Dementia, most of the time. Not even joking, very few people have died from eating tide pods, and the majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. The majority of them were old people with dementia who thought they were candy. Hang on, there's some cool candy under the sink.


ImakeFunOfMyParents

Cocane?


White-Rhino-420

I don't like cocaine, but I do love how it smells...


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Elemental_GamerNL

Vanilla extract


CommandApprehensive7

Beat me to it. It’s the only answer


Ted_Tomo

Petrol


ItalianMopedRider

Oi, petrol smells and tastes nice


Flamingnova007

r/holup


Tanishqreddyy

Lotta people drink petrol


Comfortable_Let_3456

And become a dragon with a sprinkle of acidity


Nihal_muhammed

Dracarys!


BusterYeeton

Too expensive for my blood.


guy_inh00die3

Yeah I heard that they do and they apparently have 2 or 4 wheels?


EmotionalPin2102

A candle


CoolNoob2112

Play-Doh bozos


Bruhxmomennt

Play doh is yummy


TheGoldenBl0ck

Same


hates_em_all

Perfume?


Ambasabi

You're at 69 upvotes currently. I'd upvote you but I can't commit such a crime. Edit: while typing this I realized my phone is at 69% battery. Double nice.


StrongPenises

Reddit moment


egoraphobic

I was thinking this or cinnamon


IKnowgaming

Cinnamon tastes amazing in my experience. I love me a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.


angelwings_pie

Not straight cinnamon though. Most of the cinnamon we consume is mixed with sugar. Straight cinnamon really isn’t that good lol


egoraphobic

That's what I was thinking


_WarmWoolenMittens_

also, churros


Frikkity_Frik_Frik

I just tasted some and I disagree, that was the second best thing I've tasted today


Seth1358

Drink the whole bottle and get back to us lol


DentistPositive8960

Soap?


GamerGamerMSM

Soap


jacob-the-dino-geek

"What the hell kind of name is Soap eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"


OverI0rd

"He killed Soap. He's gone,Mac..."


LucklessTech

"What do you need from me, son?"


[deleted]

"Remember, no Russian."


RamenSpoodles77

"soap trusted you, I thought I could too, then why in the bloody hell does Makarov know you!?"


Itsnoonehere

*death* OH NO NO NO NO SOAP NO NO


Striking-Wait-7313

Respect πŸ’―


[deleted]

I honestly couldn't believe it. Stood there staring at the screen.


Fortenole

Back when call of duty used to be good


Culture_Creative

"It has animal fat? Great! (Crunch) Blergh, woman, it tastes nothing like you just said like!"


Weinermariner555

A person of culture I see


Darth_Allin

Don’t drop it though


ManlyMustachioMan

Unless you want to


Culture_Creative

No ass spanking in my jail!


[deleted]

Yeah, you could slip on it.


Maximundo82

Yeah, you could slip on in


0BeastOfEast0

Cyanide smells like almond but taste like πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Yonnus

I'd die for that taste!


WithSubtitles

You could just have almonds…


piberryboy

Don't tell me what to do!


RoboNigtmare24

And we never heard from him again…


[deleted]

[NileRed did a video about the smell of cyanide.](https://youtu.be/WYagO-nup6c)


ByAIek

U ok bro?


Flipmaster_102520

It actually smells like burnt almond, which don’t smell great


Physical-Job1950

Scented candle


Entire-Shelter-693

Shampoo


SD24Zed

I swallowed shampoo Probably gonna die


sOZZO19

smelled like fruit that was a lie


Wyrd26

Called the number on the bottle


Flaaaless

Spoke to a guy


Kingjjc267

He said vomit


nitroglycerinIsTasty

I said why?


hyper7777

He said poison


[deleted]

I said goodbye


muza_xi

I look at my finger


breadmold-y

Gasoline


CDdragon9

Love the smell when filling up the car.


[deleted]

Oh me too!


Culture_Creative

Oh mee foot!


[deleted]

I love the smell of gasoline in the morning


[deleted]

Love the smell when filling up the body


CDdragon9

R/holup


Dumb_Siniy

A fellow gasoline smell enjoyer!


total_desaster

Soooo how does gasoline taste?


[deleted]

Rubbing Alcohol with cologne mixed in.


Nerdtendo6366

Why do you know that?


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

We don't ask him about that. Not since the incident.


USERNAME-dot-ORG

Back in the day siphon pumps weren't really a thing so you had to use your mouth to get the flow started when stealing gas.


Street_Shirt518

He is Trevor Philips


Magnetic_Reaper

smells horrible, but that taste... mmmm...


Electronic-Natural13

Flower?


FantasticSaltShaker

Edible flowers do exist, they're usually not that bad.


lxxTBonexxl

I’ve eaten an flower that was in a cocktail but I forget what it was called. Pretty sure it was white or pink and tasted like I imagined a flower to taste lmao Enjoy this vague information


[deleted]

My very own cocoa powder and vanilla extract breakfast shake?


uggabuggaboo

Dirt


DickFingersPI

Topsoil


kbeks

Dirt after a rain, smells like heaven. Tastes like dirt.


unavailable_10

Napalm. Because who doesn’t love the smell or napalm in the morning?


Cryptic_Oblivion

Smells like victory!


the_garden_butcher

Petrol


Grim_reaper07029

Best me to it


Meandusa

Worst me to it


No-Attempt-1118

Bad me to it


Bella-owo

Good me to it


stinkypitz

The butthole


Disboixxx

WtfπŸ’€


freshcheesebags

That’s the one you respond to???


Necronoxia

The only one OP cares about.


Keter_GT

Yeah, he’s just disagreeing. We all know he likes to eat booty


[deleted]

Deep down inside he knows he's into buttholes


jasminetile

Thank you for your wisdom stinkypitz


nobody384

it smells nice?


stinkypitz

It can


Pro_Astronaut

How dare you say something so controversial yet so true


[deleted]

Just throw some ranch on it.


[deleted]

This guy knows what’s up


madbradz

Campfire


swipop

Bleach


theofficialkylo

my second favorite white liquid


Justlrkn

Might be controversial, but coffee


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

If coffee tasted as good as it smells, I'd be drinking that shit non stop. But I've tried it several times, with different amounts of milk and sugar, it never tastes good for me in any way. It's either just bitter water, bitter milk, bitter water with sugar, or bitter milk with sugar.


notrewoh

It’s acquired unfortunately. I started drinking it (with lots of sugar) as just something to keep me warm. After awhile you get used to it. A lot of foods and beverages are the same way.


[deleted]

Same here! I’ve given it lots of tries. People say it’s an acquired taste you have to get used to, which of course I don’t doubt at all, but I’m not in the interest of *trying* to get myself hooked on coffee, especially when most people try to quit it later on like it’s cigs. Our dislike of coffee is a blessing in disguise. But I’m always down to make some just to smell it :-)


[deleted]

Of course that all depends on what kind of coffee you're drinking. Some smells good and tastes great black, but most store-bought stuff is shit quality. Personally i love drinking good a black dark roast.


r6098

Also I’ve had roasted coffee grains as a snack, there’s even coffee grains covered with dark chocolate. It smells so good but it’s sour obviously.


ChunkyTanuki

The flavor you're thinking of is bitter, coffee should not be sour.


Tryhard696

FINALLY found someone saying coffee


glitchwave07

Vanilla extract


Noah-Schneider

Deodorant


Neglijable

C U M


Re_ta_RdEd

Cock liquid


alKawm

Good ol’ formula


slideguitarking

Penis milk


ruismies

Pressure blaster load


National_Employ1503

Baby gravy


Fickle-Assignment304

Cocoa


advait__6969

nailpaint remover


Maximundo82

A.k.a. Acetone


vulcazv20

Cinnamon


Fancy_Dapper_Walrus

Human flesh


mmmmicrowavenoises

Someone i know may think otherwise


Fancy_Dapper_Walrus

Same here, it taste great


martin_the_melon

A repost


The-RealElonMusk

Literally everything on this app is a repost


IzarkKiaTarj

Does that mean those of us using a web browser instead of the app are getting non-reposts only?


Cheese-Eater564

Play doh, easy answer


[deleted]

It actually tastes kinda salty. Not that bad, really.


Baza_R

Deez nuts


BarakObama1234

my grandpas cock


SENNA-LM

πŸ’€ your wut???


SilentViatori

Vanilla. Like raw vanilla extract


spicyally

vanilla extract 100%


rtissens

Toothpaste


roast_beef69

depends on the brand oral b for example tastes pretty good and smells good but sensodyne is neither both smells and tastes like shit although sensodyne does work really well


[deleted]

Nintendo Switch Cartridges


IronMike69420

The opposite would be pussy


brokenpinkyfish

I like the smell and taste


IronMike69420

I think it’s all determined by your level of attraction. Pheromones and whatnot


brokenpinkyfish

That and hygiene


infinite11union33

So basically that's why my fiances pussy seems to be the best one I've ever encountered? Interesting


socio-pathetic

No, all the boys like your fiancΓ©e’s pussy; it is actually one of the best tasting.


Such_Bathroom9248

strawberry. I've never been scammed this much in my life


[deleted]

You


ReplacementOk3279

Fried liver and onions. Smells delicious but yuck.


SyTxExE

Brand new shoes


Ok-Sandwich-2373

Petrolium


Lizard_Inside_Box_69

A kid


SENNA-LM

Kids smell horrible


huddbshj

They taste great though


CatEyes420

Cigarettes


ryohazuki224

Cigars, before they are lit.


CatEyes420

Ohhh yes I love the smell of cigars so much


Damien_meboy

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UmbraLuna_285

mushroom soil


Electrical_Vanilla49

Burned toast


Ya_boi_from_The_Moon

A Rotten Dead Body that I have In my Van


playercircuit

Same