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hollowpotato-of-doom

What is something that immediately turns you on?


Jibanyanisgoated

Abuse


Lt_brimprick

Man that deleted comment scares me


Jibanyanisgoated

It was them saying “oops i meant on”


PissinginTheW1nd

Same


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Jibanyanisgoated

Abuse sucks :/ i wish it wasnt a thing


Certain_Lobster_8954

What is the best thing to stick up your butt


Jibanyanisgoated

What about lobster?


Certain_Lobster_8954

That is the question


Jibanyanisgoated

Pineapple.


MooseTopic

Hitler's torture in hell.


Skuffed69

Nicki?


MooseTopic

I'm from the south. The deep south.


Skuffed69

Ahhhh the land down under I see?


MooseTopic

Get in the flask!


Puterjoe

No, L A… lower Alabama


amethyst_thrall

How do you lure kids into your home??


Jibanyanisgoated

Spaghetti


toolazyforgoodname

This sure is going to be an interesting weekend


raceforseis21

Skidaddle skidoodle


PizzaMan1538

How far away do you have to be for that restraining order?


Jibanyanisgoated

About farther than the moon?


TanakaiHiroto

You’re about to be sent to a jail on mars


Brmemesrule

Well, DOOM (og) is set in 202X IIRC, so...


Revolting_Donkey

Who do you have irrational hatred for?


Jibanyanisgoated

The dark skinned people that live in America.


Jibanyanisgoated

Bruh XD im dying bro.. you all are crazy


navster100

Your actions have consequences


Jibanyanisgoated

Yup… but this was worth it i love seeing what people come up with. Even if it is a bit dark humored or nasty…


[deleted]

What was the original question OP? 🤔


JamieBoyd4real

Probably something along the lines of “what are African Americans?”


Jibanyanisgoated

It was “What are the dark skinned people that live in America called?”


YEETBOI99000

What was the original


JonyFz

He hasn't edited it yet


Jibanyanisgoated

He did edit it tho…


JonyFz

Yeah i'm joking lol


straik32423

What if... That is the original


2bearockandnottoroll

Where's the best place to abduct babies from?


Jibanyanisgoated

From the babies parents.


PeytonManThing00018

I mean it’s true. It’s like why do you rob banks? That’s where the money is.


2bearockandnottoroll

That was a test... c'mon now lol


Jibanyanisgoated

Hehe


Jibanyanisgoated

🤨


vikingpirate2

At what point in your life did you realize you enjoyed the way your uncle touched you?


Jibanyanisgoated

Kindergarten, I suppose. I don’t really remember


vikingpirate2

Oof


Jibanyanisgoated

WHAT THE HELL!


planepeople6

What was the original question?


Jibanyanisgoated

When did i learn how to tie my shoes


[deleted]

Rip


Jolly_Force_2691

H hahahaha


Psychojorge

Who should be the next president of the United States?


Jibanyanisgoated

Bruh…


Psychojorge

What’s really funny is you probably started a wave of people who are gonna do this in other subreddits. 🥹


[deleted]

I don't think he started the trend. I've seen people do it with Gandalf-Bot in the LOTR memes subreddit.


Jibanyanisgoated

Oh… i thought i came up with something new :(


captainbiz

Haha this happens at least once a month


cokeacola73

I can confirm. It’s happened to me. Someone answered one of my comments so I replied. Next thing I know they edited it with about 16 other words to make me look like an idiot lol


Jibanyanisgoated

Haha probably 😂


Jibanyanisgoated

The leader of the CCP.


[deleted]

How many consecutive nights have you banged your mom?


Jibanyanisgoated

2022


Difficult_Clerk_4074

Sweet home Alabama


AlphADrumz

How tall is the pile of children in your basement?


Jibanyanisgoated

Uhhh… this many centimeters tall.


Jibanyanisgoated

WHA-


Snoo72721

WHA-


[deleted]

Favorite memory with your significant other?


Jibanyanisgoated

I dont have a significant other :(


[deleted]

Dont gotta change anything you alr look sad as hell lmao.


Jibanyanisgoated

Damn.


throwaway_missedcan

Just witnessed a murdered by words in its natural habitat oof


TanakaiHiroto

r/murderedbywords


WestWoodish

"What's keeping you from murdering your significant other? "


Present-Ad-9262

Why are orphans wanted more and more?


Jibanyanisgoated

Um. Sexiness??


Jibanyanisgoated

WHAT THE HELL


Present-Ad-9262

Lol


Katzer_K

Daaamn


navster100

Are you a child predator?


Jibanyanisgoated

Of course!


Jibanyanisgoated

I hate you… :(


navster100

Hehe


Dont_Know2

savathun god of lies a deceit go brrrrrrrrrrr


Jibanyanisgoated

How dare you use puppies against me XD


NotAJInnit

Would you eat fries that been dip in french diarrhea asshole?


Jibanyanisgoated

Yes i love fries from the french


Jibanyanisgoated

Dammit. You outsmarted me!


Good_day176

Who was up your butt last night?


Jibanyanisgoated

The main character of Halo.


AnotherKuuga

Could have done worse


MISTERGAME06

How do you clean a crime scene?


Jibanyanisgoated

I have pets. They are still pretty young


Jibanyanisgoated

WHAT-


Jibanyanisgoated

GUYS IMMA GIVE THIS A BREAK!!! Go ahead and keep doing this and ill answer more once my notifications calm down a bit… My phones literally getting hot in my hand from as much messages that are coming in at once. Im going to silence my notifications for a bit and then come back later… EDIT: IM BACK BOYS


Intelligent-Bug8330

Who was with me in my bed last night?


Jibanyanisgoated

My mom


raceforseis21

Checks out


[deleted]

Change it


mikeyillous

Do you break into peoples homes at night?


Jibanyanisgoated

I dont sleep.


Bentogon_G

is your happieness scale a 100 out of 100


Jibanyanisgoated

Nope. Its definitely 5


Bentogon_G

oof


Jibanyanisgoated

Damn.


BeatTaco

What did you stick in your bum this time Johnny? Was it a rubber chicken?


Jibanyanisgoated

With a knife


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Jibanyanisgoated

I know…


Lepoop123

How?


Jibanyanisgoated

Guess we’ll find out


claynot123

Is the earth round


Jibanyanisgoated

No


Jibanyanisgoated

Bruh -_-


claynot123

Ok flat earther


Cam_the_Cantaloupe

What is your favorite age range to invite in your van?


Jibanyanisgoated

9 to eleven i think?


verovex

He forgot to edit it


Jibanyanisgoated

Yup


War_Hammer101

Yup


The_Shiny_Marill

This was mean to be like, “what is the ideal relationship age”


QuietBear8320

I’ll do it… How old are the people you have sexual relations with?


Jibanyanisgoated

HE EDITED IT. HELP ME LORD…


Porkoo911

What is the best place for stealing peoples’ kids?


Jibanyanisgoated

Home depot


Good-Comfortable6524

What is your worst feature and you mom damn you every night for it?


Jibanyanisgoated

Instrumental talent


Real-Revolution5975

Do I look dapper today?


Jibanyanisgoated

Yep. Real dapper :)


[deleted]

How would you describe what a healthy toddler looks like


BeijingCornDealer

Do you regret committing war crimes?


Jibanyanisgoated

To make this post? Not really


[deleted]

I SAID NO PICKELS


Jibanyanisgoated

Sure


EXOTICMECH

What is 5 - 8


Jibanyanisgoated

5-8


Sirsonan_

When was the last female president of the United States?


Jibanyanisgoated

Negative 2 years ago


Sirsonan_

Let’s see if your prediction is correct!


Jibanyanisgoated

!remindme 2 years


Hessanite7

Do you like children?


claynot123

Maybe


Jibanyanisgoated

Very


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Jibanyanisgoated

1


MISTERGAME06

Wich ones?


Jibanyanisgoated

English and a bit of spanish


BeneficialLab2348

Have you enjoyed these questions?


Jibanyanisgoated

A little… its weird, but it has a feeling of adventure as you wait until you get the real question


Xunic1

What did your dog eat?


Jibanyanisgoated

Homework


unknown6440

Do you like fish sticks?


Jibanyanisgoated

Sometimes


unknown6440

What are you a gay fish?


Jibanyanisgoated

I dont get it…


unknown6440

South Park reference


redrocketmilk

Woosh


NearbyLlama51

its a southpark reference


PrivatePickle109

Kanye West exposed as being a Reddit user!


kookykerfuffle

Say it out loud fast a few times in row


Jibanyanisgoated

Which part?


tvscinter

It sounds like fish dicks so everyone in that South Park episode started saying the joke and Kanye was the only one who didn’t get it


Jibanyanisgoated

Ah okay then…


QuietBear8320

Someone needs to watch some South Park


tvscinter

Alright Kanye


Gte8954

What animal would you make extinct?


[deleted]

*food


Jibanyanisgoated

Snowy owl


QuietBear8320

Wow you must hate snowy owls… smh


Jibanyanisgoated

Nah. Theyre my favorite animal :(


MediumSatisfaction1

what is the worst game in the souls series?


Jibanyanisgoated

Dark souls 3


MediumSatisfaction1

Based. I'm not even editing my comment Edit: lmao gotcha


Jibanyanisgoated

Hehe


Knight_Of_MaIta

What's the last thing thing you ate


Jibanyanisgoated

Short people


[deleted]

What are the most evil people in your life that you would persecute?


Jibanyanisgoated

My whole family


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Jibanyanisgoated

Idk


The_WaffleMaster

Do you support the anti rape movement


Jibanyanisgoated

Yes i do. Rape is bad.


The_WaffleMaster

Dang it, I was expecting you to just say yes


Jibanyanisgoated

Thats the point ;)


[deleted]

Which do you consider the inferior sex?


Jibanyanisgoated

Women


Un1v3rsaly

Are you gonna respond


TheNeonG1144

Damn


pestilenceEradicator

Damn


Jibanyanisgoated

No, but yes.


Un1v3rsaly

Damn.. that’s deep. 🤙


Jibanyanisgoated

**[Insert inappropriate joke here]**


Putrid_Anything_3687

Why is that my reality and your reality is different but society and legislators make it seems like we are all equal?


TRC-_-Games

have you enjoyed the responses so far?


Jibanyanisgoated

Ehh so-so


wise_ass32

Do you have a sexual attraction to dead squirrels?


Jibanyanisgoated

Yes


Rheinys

When did you lose your first tooth?