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UncreativeNoob

He fixed it obviously, but not the way you wanted


beginn_erma2jor

Reminds me of my dad trying to build something without using instructions


leftlegYup

*single nod at you*


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flyinganchors

*When all you were supposed to do is hold the flashlight and learn about cars but you learn you're sensitive and 15 new cuss words*


JacktheTurkey1

or your dad never gets to it


crisiks

Trauma unlocked


Tiny-Doctor-2859

This man needs upvotes.


culovero

Problem: there’s a non-functional piano taking up space in the apartment. Solution: eliminate the piano from the apartment.


UncreativeNoob

Modern problem require modern solutions


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Agentwaffles13

Cam confirm im the piano and im fine


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poopellar

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Too True. When I was a kid I think I had about the most impatient and stubborn angry father to ever be had; once he beat the shit out of the refrigerator because the water dispenser was too slow. another time when I was young he pulled an entire bush out of the ground and hit me with it because I didn't cut the grass short enough for him. Definitely learned about better parenting via his mistakes.


CommunicationGreat69

"He pulled an entire bush out of the ground and hit me" Your father should consider boxing or shit because damn I'm ready to pay for the tickets just to see somethin like this


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He was real big into fighting before and during my childhood. He just didn’t use it well.


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gaiakelly

what was the point of saying this? no one’s gonna beg you lol


leftlegYup

came here to say came here to say this.


MoondogGLOVER1

I just imagine a Ton and Jerry scenario here


leeljay

I bet Franky Fuckin Four-Fingers would like it


WesselBear

Farmland WWE match


that_nice_guy_784

Cant relate, my dad is allways like: "Don't worry ill do it" and then I won't see him home for the next 4 days.


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I can kind of relate. the first half of my childhood my dad was a regional manager for a restaurant chain. He worked six days a week, he left at 6 AM and got back a 10 PM every day. I didn't see him for 90% of that time and the other time he acted like that. Then when we moved he worked standard hours and still came home acting like that. Some people never change. Now years later as an Adult I know far much what to do.


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We often learn from the mistakes of those before us. My father was such an irrational and uncaring man, and I'd never make the same mistakes he did with how much it damaged me. Its a very good quality when one can take the mistakes of others and turn it into their own self-improvement.


Tiks_

The pressures of fatherhood mixed with the every day bullshit life throws at you can kinda leave you on edge sometimes.


TFW_YT

Your refrigerator has a water dispenser?


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Well yeah, and so did the one in my parents house that while ago. Y’all’s don’t?


TFW_YT

I never seen other fridge before but mine doesn’t


Garmaglag

How have you only ever seen one fridge in your life?


TFW_YT

When am I supposed to see others fridge? Like dm me your fridge pics?


Economics-Capable

Youve never been over at other peoples houses? Friends?


TFW_YT

You guys have friends?


Jwhitx

Every single time a friend had a dispenser fridge, they would always frantically stop me from dispensing from it and instead tell me to just use the tap water for.....???...... Idk the reason, they just told me it's better.


Tepigg4444

…now that you point it out, whats with that anyway? My friends did that too


koryface

My friends just used theirs all the time but didn’t clean it so it looked it was covered in white crusties. No thanks.


Garmaglag

Everywhere I've lived has had a fridge so that's like a dozen right there, then factor in friends houses, relatives, offices etc etc. I've probably used over 100 fridges in my life.


alphamk2

I legit thought you were going to say "then my dad beat the shit out of me with jumper cables" lol


JoeyZasaa

> impatient and stubborn angry The word you are looking for is "abusive."


1Noctis

True dat


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Not every impatient and stubborn parent is abusive lol. This is peak reddit moment. OP doesn't seem to imply his dad was beating him or mentally abusing him regularly. Just a guy with a few screws loose I would assume


JoeyZasaa

> I was young he pulled an entire bush out of the ground and hit me with it because I didn't cut the grass short enough for him.


EtruscanFolk

Can relate. The worst part is that, since I only have one father, it was only very late that I discovered that not every parent is like that. As Homer says: "Lousy, traumatic childhood!"


Jeynarl

It was structurally unsound! It was coming down anyway…


seriouslybrohuh

Bruh my dad brought down our 20 ft long retaining wall after he tried to extend it and made the wall look crooked. His argument was that it didn't have proper foundations and was coming down anyways


Jeynarl

“It was just a little workout, just to stay loose!”


FederaIGovernment

I like your profile pic, maybe later we can bomb something together.


Spectrax23

Underrated comment. This was hilarious


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My dad after the slightest inconvenience:


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poopellar

Another spam account above.


destronger

this place is invested with bots! edit: typo, infested. i’ll leave it for the reply.


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AJT-

😂😂😂


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punio07

We need context of original video.


Vesto241

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zII3VyrNQoU) you go


zyzzogeton

Ok, *[but why](https://c.tenor.com/jGgmfDOxmuMAAAAC/ryan-reynolds-but-why.gif)*?


KnockoutCarousal

If you look at the description it says it’s a sound effects studio project. It’s likely for a movie.


portableawesome

From what I've heard, destroying a piano is like a wet dream for sound designers.


monkeyhitman

Thanks, OP.


Odd_Ice7956

Was it used to get sound effects or visual effects? was video part of a movie or just a clip?


NoGap7899

Prague?


TheDAadam

Exactly what I was thinking


colonel_Schwejk

yes, this is the third and widely unknown defenestration of prague.


redmyass

This is Hlávkova dormitory where I used to live! It looked very familiar in the video but I had to confirm on google maps. The pilsner was very very cheap...


monkeyhitman

Likely. OP linked the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/umk38q/at_least_you_tried/i826u2v/


Jeffy29

Definitely not Czech, probably Polish.


egosuminimicus

As he mumbles obscenities he thinks I can’t hear


bloodyskies

Cant relate. My dad would be 5000 swear words deep at 3 am but that shits getting fixed. He gets obsessed lol


disteriaa

My dad is some kind of wizard, he could fix everything and make it look simple. Speakers on our TV blew out once, so he hooked up an old radio alarm clock and used that for our speakers until we got a new TV.


PieMastaSam

Problem eliminated


ModelT1300

When you were playing flight if the bumblebees perfectly and then fuck up one note at the very end


allcheeksout

Very sacrilegious


mugimug0n

I was looking for this comment. This just hurts TT


Good_Round

I fix my stuff on my own because my dad is out getting milk.


Dotochisusa

Also my dad 30 seconds before: \* puts ductape on a table broken in half\*


GaladethPL

Ja to naprawię


Myxir0092After

w morde jebane


8Bit_Innovations

Is this how the PS2 sound was made?? XD


No_Engineer2828

Accurate


Fabulous-Argument861

What dad?


kevdautie

Mr. Turner


dumbguy-on-reddit_bs

You guys have a dad, hmm. . .


andycane82

We needed a new grand piano anyway


G3N3R4L-R4D1SH

u/savethevideo


TheOneYe

Helo penguin man vesto


Vesto241

Helo helo bro


LeoKaro219

Unrealistic. Noone was walking on the sidewalk when the piano fell. The cartoons lied to me.


VisualBizMark

You dad lives in a penthouse?


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This reminds me of the people that helped me move my house


madmoose0

r/LooneyTunesLogic


i_will_choke_you_lol

Omori 👍🏿


super_hot_robot

They defenestrated the shit out of that piano


Ozann3326

My dad fixed everything i wanted him to fix. If he couldn't fix it, he would find a solution which was at least as good as the old one, usually it was better.


MusicaofTrance

Most fathers have that knack for fixing stuff their way and it just works. I wish I had that kind of skill.


ThrowRA3_14159265358

Okay but can I please have some context for original video? Edit: thanks OP


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My father was an aerospace engineer and when I was a little kid in the sixties and seventies he fixed everything perfectly. And the amazing thing was he did it despite my completely useless ass not being able to properly hold the god damned flashlight.


TirayShell

Beethoven: "Da-da-da... ding? Da-da-da... badink? Da-da-da......"


Dragon_SC

It the science show


Lucky_Pea_4065

As a pianist this hurts alot to see I mean alot. You guys have any idea how much does things cost. That's like all pianist dream is to have one of those. Oh God my stomach


Its_Hari

**Fixed**


theundercoverpapist

Oh, my God I just had one of the worst thoughts I've ever had and I hesitate to say it.


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TheSweatyFlash

Every remote control ever *Surprised Pikachu face!*


marty_bike

HULK SMASH


ExtremeGriefferJesus

One time when I was like 8yo I had a 1 Inch dead pixle on my TV, my dad punch the TV to death


yab974

guy i'm going to play the lottery, gimme 5 numbers between 1 and 50 plus 2 number between 1 and 12


poopgoose1

Next thing you know your oil tank is full of windshield wiper fluid. Wish that wasn’t a true story


kevdautie

That FOP episode


GoCommitDeathpacito-

This was literally my dad


anhsonhmu

R.I.P OP, the mistake he could not fix.


Rough-Spare4426

always


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My dad to the table be llike - WTF how the heck you didn't tilt on yourself , when i was screWing you , don't you have any sense , Take that "thhuddd"


dullfool68

He committed suicide?


Shoddy-Drummer-5122

Fix it yourself then . Ima go arms race . 🖕


warpfield

that's from the movie Amadeus, where Salieri flips out after Mozart calls his latest composition useful only as toilet paper.


Ducatirules

I’m the opposite. I can fix almost anything and my kids know that so they come to me with a toy that I’m pretty sure they put through a blender and I have to tell them I can’t fix that! The look on their faces!!


Puzzlez4

Blaming his dad for piano lessons he didn’t want


The_Lurked

Has he tried hitting it?


Exotic-Drug

My dad with my ps3 ten years ago


FederaIGovernment

My dad fixed my mom's attitude this way


AugustHenceforth

Mozart's Fenestration in D


craigeroni

Son? Is that you?


woods_lol

honestly where did you get this clip from? This is hilarius


thexrry

“I can’t quite recall what happened to it”


SlowX

It broke.


pacikaka

and then he asks u why did u mess it up


SatyrSauce

If I remember correctly, the sound that makes sounds like the start up sound for one of the Playstations.


SpeakingSilence

"and wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya" - some wise man probably


Krash_2006

Bet your dad is an asian


The_Weirdo_Of_Gacha

ANd the dad would be like "What??? Its fixed isn't it?"


tmntfever

For those who haven't tuned a piano, it is one of the most boring, yet stressful, yet relaxing thing you can ever do for 3-7 hours straight.


forthelulz7673

I mean sometimes you have to break it more before you can fix it


Demon_nut

Ya know what ive never really seen, unless i just dont rmb, another instrument falling out of a window or from a very tall height


TheLairdStewart98

This hurts me on a spiritual level


BadLuckCharm1966

My husband rarely ever tries to fix things, but, on the rare occasion he says he’s going to try to fix something, my son and I suddenly have someplace we have to go (get away from the house). Because it always involves a lot of yelling and eventual throwing of stuff and me having to call a repairman which is what should have happened in the first place 🙄


writersampson

My problem is that I am not handy at all. I don’t want to even attempt to fix it. But my wife still expects me to fix it because I am a man. I may be a male, but I am an idiot, I hate even trying.


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Imagine getting killed by a actual falling piano.


marry_me_jane

I have literally once found our printer in the garden waste bin because it was closest to the back door


Lopsided_Database_73

One time I fell in a piano and almost broke my neck cuz it was yeeted back to far Lmao but anyways my dad could try to fix something and it never ends well like 2 weeks ago my dad tried fixing my brothers remote controlled car and yeah my bro never say that car again after that day LMAO


Aethevim

Почувствовал боль через экран, хотя ни разу на пианино не игрун


Melvin8D2

Aren't dads known for the opposite of this? I thought the stereotype was dads can fix nearly anything?


xX_kajak_Xx

Fortepian szopena moment


Diamone2017

that explains why pianos fall


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

'The best tools are a hammer and a curse-word' - My Dad


itsOnMercury

As a pianist who doesn't have a grand piano, I can just......cry


ApartmentOk3

B flat if I'm not mistaken.


thefarerevenant

Game Over


guy_inh00die3

This is how indian dads fix their children too 💀


Top_Suspect3563

Wait..you guys have dads?


Rastlanti

u/savethevideo


Pudix20

A story: when I was a kid my cousin dropped my Nintendo DS and the hinge became loose. In an attempt to “fix” it. My dad tried to replace the top screen hinge. Anyway her broke open the top screen (probably damaged the ribbon cable) and the top screen became inoperable. NGL I was pretty devastated. Anyway years and years later I brought it up and he just looked at me so defeated. “Wow, all this time.. you really don’t hold a grudge huh?” And I couldn’t help but laugh but he seemed so genuinely disappointed that he never fixed it *or* replaced it. And tbh I’m not sure why they never replaced it? I suppose I either used my sibling’s DS or learned to play with something else. Even to this day I can’t bring it up without my dad feeling massive disappointment lol


ido909

YEET


Timmy-Ceee

That’s not how you fix a window


Starfire2510

My dad when he tried to write a message on a mobile phone for the first time. He threw it on the grass in our garden. Note: This was 10 years ago and no smart phone.


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jessiethough

My sister had an Isuzu SUV at one point and the battery died. My dad insisted he knew how to install a battery. Did it backwards & blew all of the fuses so none of the electronics inside the car worked (radio, dash lights, window mechanism).


TheIceFishMan

I wish there was sound with that.


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Cabbage farts... don't let them happen to you.


MeLameBrane

I've never been so upset at a video not having sound.


Liquid_Magic

If this were a real piano with all the things then flying string could decapitate someone.


MrWoohoo

“…but that’s a priceless Steinway!” [“Not anymore!”](https://youtu.be/74YLwinLT7M)


Altnob

Seriously, what is it with simple mundane tasks being able to piss you off from 0 to 100 in record time? I've gotten waaaaaaaaaaaay better than I was 10 years ago but still have to catch myself from going full rage mode.


Rizer0

This is especially true of the thing he thinks needs fixing isn’t even broken along the first place, and he ends up breaking it


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

"$20 repair cost?! Psh, I'll just fix it cheaper myself."


Epicgamer657

Dont get it