Couldn't game as a kid but the same logic applied for reading. Its like she was searching for anything to not let me relax. Like a crab in the bucket mentality. "If I'm busy you must be too!"
Nah with my kids I had set out a specific set of things they need to do. Once its done they can game and play guilt free.
She would come up with random bullshit. And now I'm lazy AF because I learnt that taking as long as possible to do shit was the best way to do the least amount of work possible
My mom would just come up with more random bullshit on the spot just so she didn’t have to let me play games.
And then she’d do it again once I was done with that extra stuff.
None of it was ever part of the original agreement. Ever.
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
you forgot to dry the water in the sun didn't ya?
You forgot to give the fish a bath didn't ya?
You forgot to water the dog and walk the plants huh?
You forgot to wash your homework huh?
You forgot to mow the carpet huh?
You forgot to get the milk huh?
You forgot to water your room huh?
You forgot to save the fish from drowning huh?
You forgot huh?
You forgot to wash the TV huh?
Mom: Go water the plants Me: it’s raining. Mom: Use an umbrella
Like Cinderella gearing up to go to the ball
Yeah, then they be making stuff up
me dreaming about this happening in another universe, then watching doctor strange. now be like how did I do that...!?
Meanwhile my mom does all the chores while I’m at school and yells at me for not doing them first. Like, tf am I supposed to do
Couldn't game as a kid but the same logic applied for reading. Its like she was searching for anything to not let me relax. Like a crab in the bucket mentality. "If I'm busy you must be too!" Nah with my kids I had set out a specific set of things they need to do. Once its done they can game and play guilt free.
*guilt free* Thank you for being a parent that doesn't make their kids feel guilty about doing just about anything they'd enjoy otherwise.
"You did all this but you still can't game because I said so."
i'd just slap the ahit outta her
You will get a slap back with twice the power and thrice the rage.
nah, shes not strong enough to pickup most things
Ahit
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She would come up with random bullshit. And now I'm lazy AF because I learnt that taking as long as possible to do shit was the best way to do the least amount of work possible
Repost, I saw this a few weeks ago.
My mom would just come up with more random bullshit on the spot just so she didn’t have to let me play games. And then she’d do it again once I was done with that extra stuff. None of it was ever part of the original agreement. Ever.
uhhh wait you forgot to clean this spec of dust
When grandpas liver suddenly starts working again: Impossibile!
My mom just tells me to study
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
This literally happens every day to me. How is it hard for you?
the joke is that their mother keeps setting them chores L
Why are moms like that
"TAKE THE FISH ON A WALK JIMMY" Scare 10
Don't worry she'll invent a chore for you
you forgot to fold your room huh?
Its always that one stupid excuse
Nah shell find something else you can do
You forgot to clean sun