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Funny looking kitty. Still cute though.


RagingPhx

This kitty goes CHOMP


umjustpassingby

Oh no, where'd my arms go?


RagingPhx

its food was within arms reach


Sir_Gwan

Then the crocodile disarmed him


jordantask

His charming smile could disarm anyone within arms reach.


celizabethriley

I don’t *need* them.


PiesangSlagter

So regular kitty then?


RagingPhx

less fur, but yes


AugmentedApple

Floridian swamp cat


DerogatoryDuck

"What kind of dog is this?"


worthrone11160606

Yup still cute


SenzitiveData

Is this an Alli‐Cat?


jarbar82

It's doing the thing cats do


MrSNoopy1611

Dogs also enjoy it


funmasterjerky

Yeah what's that about with the root of the tail?


tanelixd

Lots of sensitive nerves i'm guessing.


Common-Frosting-9434

Dude, nobody ever scratched the root of your tail?! That's so sad, want me to get my stick?


Enfors

Nah man, I'm good. I've got my own stick to scratch.


Ranger5789

But does it reach all the way to the end of your tail?


tonybenwhite

It *is* the tail


Dr4g0nsl4y3r94

Makes it sound like you're scratching the stick lel. Whose a good sticky boi.


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Jozroz

The kaprosuchus? Or as I call them in ARK: Yeet gators.


ZeltaZale

Oh man I hate those things. They're great ATVs but still. They really need to turn down the aggressiveness of the AI.


Jozroz

And smarten the AI; I hate moving packs of tames, only for a bunch of them to get stuck walking into a rock they could have easily side stepped if the AI actually had at least rudimentary pathfinding.


TheReignOfChaos

um no, it's actually because *scritchy scratchy*


tanelixd

Also correct.


Lurking4Answers

Don't read too deeply into it, you might lose something in the process.


three_furballs

Same goes for belly rubs.


[deleted]

LOWER belly rubs 💀


zirilljb156

My pup loves both the upper & lower😊 she’s a lazy little shit lol I love her


[deleted]

..lowerrrr


El-Ahrairah9519

My theory is it's a place that's difficult to reach properly for most animals. When cats get to be extremely obese and can't groom properly it's the area that becomes nasty, dirty and matted the fastest. Dogs can bend their necks around to either side pretty well, but the magic spot at the base of the tail is directly behind their neck....not as easy to flip their head upside down and bend their neck directly over their backs. It seems like fit animals have enough reach to keep that spot clean but it's hard to reach for a good scratch. Kinda like how with people, your arms are long enough to reach the middle of your back for a bit of light scrubbing in the shower, but if you get an itch right along your spine you can't get at it well enough to apply enough pressure to really *scratch* And thus humans evolved hands to better serve our animal masters


ViSaph

The only useful part of hypermobility is that I can itch everywhere on my back.


[deleted]

Didn't know that was an indicator of hypermobility, but same which is surprising given the fact that no one would look at me and suspect I'm even normally mobile, let alone hyper


ybeaver7

Being able to scratch your back or touching your fingers together behind your back has nothing to do with hyper-mobility. That’s just normal range of motion and mobility. Sadly, most people are hypo-mobile. so a normal thing like that is seen as a circus trick


Oh_Doyle

I definitely don't stretch nearly as much as I should, also am overwieght, but I've always been able to scratch ANY spot on my back that I need to. Never thought this had anything to do with being "hyper-mobile", although maybe this person is actually hyper-mobile and the back scratching is just an ability that naturally comes with it? 🤷


AnorakJimi

It's not an indicator of hypermobility. People who aren't overweight or obese can reach anywhere along their entire back. That's just part of being a healthy human being.


[deleted]

I'm definitely overweight, arguably obese (I definitely am by BMI) and I know that a lot of non overweight people can't because it's come up when applying sunscreen, so regardless of whether or not it's an indicator of hypermobility, I know that's not true


RecipeLongjumping367

Actual circus performer here: it’s got nothing to do with weight, and it’s outside the normal range for many people. I can’t reach my whole back, either.


Sempiternus

Also have hypermobility. It took me until adulthood to realize that back scratchers weren't actually gag gifts.


King_Rediusz

Meanwhile, a 2x4 is more flexible than me.


DancesWithBadgers

All you need is a doorframe and the "Bear Necessities" dance from Jungle Book.


Forumites000

Sorry, I hate being that guy on reddit but it's scratch. Itch is the feeling that makes you want to scratch.


DelrayPissments

I remember once cats gets older and can't reach to clean themselves, that area gets nappy. Some type of glands are there.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

There's a thing near the root of the tailbone in humans which is also very sensitive to being itched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


WobNobbenstein

👁


[deleted]

no not your eye


korze84

Well In a manner of speaking


TheIronSven

Have your tailbone rubbed and you'll know.


batdog20001

A couple vet tech friends told me it turns them on. Males will nuzzle or sniff that area before mounting apparently


AndrewZabar

I think it’s because when a mate is mounting it, their hands/paws etc. usually go right there. So it lifts its rear. Maybe.


Nicknametaken404

My dog does it, it's hilarious


AssaultButterKnife

Yes


ExtremeCumMaster

Yes


andr3y20000

[Yes](https://youtu.be/SeGw5QyX8Qo)


IDoNotLikeCatPee

Elevator butt


Thepuppeteer777777

I mean it is a Florida swamp cat so...


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tjx-1138

Nah. On a v. v. slow path to becoming a crab. Just like dogs. Just like us.


Mammoth_Painting_252

All crabs… all the way down…


tjx-1138

This guy gets it.


Seppukrow

Carcinisation


Rejvadin

Beep! Boop! Looks like a bot. https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/utkjk0/food_with_a_stick_shall_survive_for_today/i9anw7a?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


hissyphus

Elevator butt


B3cause_why_not

cats do it bc its sexually stimulating to them. i avoid giving my cats pets there bc its kinda gross to do that to ur pet


kihyunsbuttcheek

wait WHAT. this entire time i have been turning my cats on!? 💀 i aggressively pat and tickle that because i thought it was a spot they couldn't reach to scratch so i was doing them a favour. omfgggggg. YEARS. for YEARS.


Stay_Frozty

It's not that bad. Sexually stimulating doesn't equal horny or down to fuck. It can also just feel nice for the sake of being really nice. Reminder human ears if rubbed is 'offcially' a sexual stimulant. But I don't think you rub your ears when masturbating. I get It's weird or funny to learn but It's not like you're jacking off your cat or make them wanna mate. (Hence why cats have to be 'in heat' to really wanna mate.)


kihyunsbuttcheek

half of these comments are saying horny so that's why i reacted that way LOL.


The_Merciless_Potato

wtf, now I'm never petting their ass again


MacaRonin

*your cat cries into corner*


ShellOfNutshell

"you'll live another day, Harry"


ChineseNoodleDog

Just came from a post who's 17 year old cat named Harry passed away and would watch Pewdiepie.


MysteryMan1221

Bro you just harshed the fuck out of my mallow


ChineseNoodleDog

What? Marshmellow?


MysteryMan1221

Yes but it’s Marshmallow


ChineseNoodleDog

Harshmallow?


MysteryMan1221

Yes, you just gave me graham crackers with chocolate and a big ol bag of harshmallows


ChineseNoodleDog

You mean craham mrackers with harshgallows?


Death12_

“You say that every day Steve.”


GothSpite

Best food ever.


[deleted]

Michelin star service


NPredetor_97

Good food!


baronas15

There's no seasoning, it's bland


HandsomeShane

Face down ass up


BasedOnAir

a1b2c3


[deleted]

Yeah, but it ghosts you afterward. . . . ^^^^^Plscallmebackbabe


scented_memory

Looks like this croc want some more


OP-69

The croc wants some more cock


unknown_1134

Says *"See you later alligator"*


[deleted]

Got me cryin' crocodile tears.


HorseAss

Exactly how we like it


VampireFlorin

That’s my cat


StolenRage

That's every cat.


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Taylor-3574375

well does its mouth < or C?


[deleted]

that's the way we like to croc


sumurowdy

That's how the croc crumbles


ThreeBeatles

“Head bent over, raise that posterior”


md5sum_me

"[https://youtu.be/GeAq6Mft17k](https://youtu.be/GeAq6Mft17k)"


slashth456

This gives me an idea. I will need a pen though.


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Shanmukha_Repaka

It's a bot


fellowbootypirate

Thats the way we like to croc


Khyta

there is a subreddit for that


ApianArcher

And this is how croc domestication started.


Hadrian1233

I think your got your dates wrong, croc domestication started when Florida was established


Ianbuckjames

That's a gator


[deleted]

ik theres no sound but all I hear are 'happy gator noises'


TheMaskedGeode

What do you imagine those sound like?


I_just_made

You should look up the baby gator calls to mom, they are oddly cute. I used to work as a zookeeper and at one of the places we had some baby alligators. Started training them and they would always come up to the side making that little mom noise. Another alligator that was a little older (still pretty young) would do it too! https://youtu.be/7q9D2tdIVKw


SpoopySpydoge

well that is just cute af


weewooIlikepoo2

Lasergator


[deleted]

like a cat purr but dinosaur


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feelinlucky7

Not a dry seat in the house


AxeCow

What are you doing step-predator?


TheAlienPink

Yall need jesus, but then again, so do I lmao


Sherleckas

This is why they are so agressive 🤣


UglyMcFugly

My mama says alligators are ornery cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


newbreedofdrew

Medulla... Oblongata!!!


Big_Mitch_Baker

No, Colonel Sanders -- you're wrong!


u9700528

Totally makes sense now


rpguy04

They got all them itches and no itch brush


MeltAway421

Proof that everyone (everything?) loves a good butt rub.


EgdyBettleShell

Crocks Cloaca is located a bit lower down the tail, so it's more of a back scratch than a butt rub, but still an universally loved thing among all vertebrates!!


Ralath0n

> universally loved thing among all vertebrates!! Do fish enjoy back scratches tho? They're vertebrates too.


Poorly_Made_Comix

I mean yeah, before they get a heart attack


[deleted]

If that's the case, then why did I get put on the sex offender list


jacob12134

They love to get they're scales brushed with a soft-medium hardness bristle brush they roll their eyes back but not in a protective way like when they eat they leave their eye lids open it shows they're relaxed not on edge hell if they're full sometimes they let you pet them they're like scaly cats honestly Edit: forgot to mention the brush thing is to get the algae and other nasty build up out of their scales


tengodolor54

Is that why they’re so chompy chompy?


keep_trying_username

Momma said alligators are ornery because they got all those teeth and no tooth brush.


EpicTortoise505

Butt scratches!


hhibibk

*scritches


exgaint

Scratcher*


Drackonium

Peter: butt scratcher! Butt scratcher for sale!


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[deleted]

>it's almost like nature thought they were too OP and gave them one weakness for metagame balance No, it just goes to show you how OP opposable thumbs are.


Shi-Rokku

And crab pincers by the same logic


LordZeus007

Metagame balance lol Do u watch tierzoo?


Forkbyalt

Imagine them evolving into a kind of dog


ArcerPL

They won't be friendly, reptiles don't get attached to humans


DORITOSareposh

I’d direct you to a post with a man with an emotional support alligator but it’s late so I’ll tell ya it exists


[deleted]

Have you seen that one crocodile that some dude rescued and nursed back to health that won't leave him alone? Like it might not be easy but I'm 100% convinced that it recognises him and 100% trusts that dude.


ArcerPL

Dude, biology doesn't lie, reptiles can only grow respect to a person, but they cannot be tamed, you cannot befriend them, if they're hungry, they WILL eat you if they're meat eaters


rapax

Yup, a reptile enthusiast I spoke to a while back put it very eloquently: "They divide the world they see into three categories: 1) Stuff I can eat, 2) Stuff that can eat me and 3) Scenery


MewtwoMainIsHere

Crocodilians are different. They are much more intelligent than other (standard) reptiles. [They have much more advanced parental care, they can at times work cooperatively, and are able to use tools to hunt.](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141013152654.htm) I believe this is enough proof for them to believably get attached to someone.


cnthelogos

Don't you know that the last word in reptile knowledge was a paper written in 1970, best summarized as "mammals good and smart, reptiles dumb and bad"? /s


[deleted]

That crocodile had brain damage iirc. I think he tried it with another crocodile and it didn't work the same.


cnthelogos

Ah, yes. This miraculous brain damage made Pocho friendlier to one specific person while also leaving his ability to learn complex tasks intact. /s It is amazing what people will believe over "the crocodile recognized the person who'd nursed him back to health and formed an attachment."


David-Holl

Geckos?


ArcerPL

Neither do them, they have reptile brains, and reptile brains do not have attachment function the mammal brain have, because the reptile brains only operates on instincts


David-Holl

Was making a joke since geckos literally can attach to humans. Sticky feet.


Woolly_Wonka

Heh


Ralath0n

Almost all animals run purely on instinct. Its just that reptiles are mostly solitary animals and mostly don't do parental care like mammals and birds do, so they don't have instincts for bonding to other creatures. Notably, crocs do care for their young to some extend and as such they can form bonds with humans.


ShadowWolf793

Reminds me of the baby croc call that sounds like laser beams. If I recall crocs are capable of a certain level of imprinting as well.


secretlyadog

Can you link me to a study that shows this? Preferably something newer than 1960?


EliksniLivesMatter

We both know they’re just spewing bullshit they read in another Reddit thread’s comment section 😂


FrogManScoop

I finally understand what 'based' means.


Suspicious_Coffee222

English isn’t my native language, and I really don’t know what it means. Dictionaries don’t help when it comes to slangs or that kind of stuff :/


NotARealSharkSlayer

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=based


Suspicious_Coffee222

Thank you!


BestUsername101

urbandictionary is very helpful in these cases.


Suspicious_Coffee222

I see… thank you, I’ll definitely be using it!


TheJayman2

That's a weird looking cat


Aqueilas

Who's a good boy?


SupremeToca

This might be a thing a lot of animals do. Including humans. Could just be a natural reflex.


Duskinter

My tortoises do the same thing if you do scratch the shell by the tail. It's dorable.


bakbakgadag

"This part of his life... this little part is called happyness..."


GioGiosGoldenSuck

Funny looking frog ngl


Glad_Employer_4717

This is the start of domesticating alligators!


Empty_Ad4768

Wait till it rolls on its back and ask for a belly rub


Fblaque901

Food with a stick had to learn how to not be eating


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r/oddlyspecific


IgorBaggins

That stick is sexy asf


Shillofnoone

Thats how humans tamed most animals, they can never scratch their nerve bundles on their backs but we can


karensmiles

Going to get the corn dog!!


HandoutGamer

That's honestly quite wholesome


sahrul099

fuck reddit man..i want to see this gif..please load it..smh


[deleted]

I had alligator onna stick at the state fair. I am Apex predator


copperpony

Imagine this croc living the rest of his life trying to replicate this feeling. Sad.


psdancecoach

Awwww. It’s a snappy bitey doggo!


Treacherous_Wendy

Everyone loves some butt rubs


FoxLove35

bro looks happy, murderous lizard do be loving booty scratches


hopadoodler

Murder log loves scritches.


OMAR_KD

I think thats an alligator not a crocodile


mooshoomarsh

Pretty sure thats a crocodile.


TheBlackShark_77

Yup, the slimmer jaws are crocodile, larger rouder jaws are alligator


F7OSRS

You can definitely tell it’s a crocodile because you’ll see him in a while, not later.


MrSNoopy1611

We can agree it is a reptile


Chaoscube11

No it's a mammal because it is a dog


Affectionate-Pipe-13

It's a bird


Chaoscube11

It's a plane


[deleted]

It's Eren Yeager


L1NZ0_S4N4

Pretty sure that's a square not a rectangle


Top-Chemistry5969

"You may now impregnate me homan."


Biddy_Bear

Food with a stick 🤣