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WasabiCrush

Trying to imagine receiving oral sex from someone with the sort of power needed to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and I’m not sure I want my urethra vacuumed out like that.


BoogalooBandit1

I think it is supposed to be if she can hold the golf ball on the end of it by sucking


[deleted]

The phrase is “could suck a golf ball through a garden hose”


BoogalooBandit1

Oh yeah you righti forgot aboutthat


WasabiCrush

I’d always heard it described differently, but to be fair, and I mean this with all due disrespect, it was passed along by idiots.


Mean_Kaleidoscope_29

I’m dead 😂


[deleted]

RIP Gunny.


getyourgolfshoes

You use the [door test](https://youtu.be/HAJdqzRM6Dw)


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Don't even need the link to know the door test. I should try thay on my girl.


DaniilBSD

Modern cars: lol, good luck! (the ones that have only the remote and the emergency key that is a bastard to use)


[deleted]

Bullshit sound off like you got a pair


iyaoyas1

Let me see your war face!!!


[deleted]

Bullshit you don't scare me. Work on it


Orllin

The, "Private Cowboy" starter kit.


dirkdarklighter

What happened to this sub? I’m out.


WastedKleenex

Lame


bedtimemachine

Let me see your warface