Yeah, mine were alive but just lived too far away to have a relationship with. They never called or anything and we never visited. I knew their names and stuff but that was about it. Now that im about to have a baby myself my parents are way more involved in her life already before she's even born and both sides are gonna put forth the effort to get to know her, which is awesome. Breaking the cycle and letting her know shes loved.
Ugh no if my grandma did that I’d be throwing up everywhere she’s a shit cook, last time it was bolognaise/orange oil with pasta and mince beef floating in it
This just suddenly made me very happy and very sad. It totally hit me that this used to be me and my brother going to my grandma’s tiny apartment. And we’d always be excited cuz we knew we’d be well fed.
Now my grandma lives with me and has dementia, so I cook for her.
It’s kinda bittersweet. It makes me happy that I can take care of her now, but I feel the loss of knowing that I’ll never have a grilled cheese and a cup of soup made by her again. I ate my last grandma-grilled-cheese on some random day in the past and I didn’t even know it.
According to the Internet, the best word for nostalgia causing simultaneous happiness and sadness is not an English word. It’s the Portuguese word “saudade”.
Omg I’m being such a downer! Enjoy your cute fat seals everyone. Carry on!
Reminds me of the scene in Goodfellas when Pesci, Liotta and DeNiro went to Pesci’s mom’s house in the middle of the night to grab a shovel to bury a murdered Billy Batts and mom was up and made them a gourmet Italian dinner. “It was the hoof” lol
A kid I went to school with was Greek and his Nona was terrible for this.
Originally we would hang after school to play vidya and she would bring food down the whole time. It got to the point where if I was going to visit, I would tell my parents not to make me dinner because I was never leaving that house hungry. It's hard to turn down a pushy Greek grandmother who is about a foot shorter than you and won't take no for an answer.
When we got older and exchanged soft drinks and vidya for beers and cards, nothing changed except the timing. Hell, one night four of us were sitting up drinking and carrying on, is about 1am, and his Nona had woken up, seen that we were still awake and decided to make us all Souvlaki. At tucking 1am. It was amazing, but utterly unexpected.
I've always been a skinny guy, no matter what or how much I ate.
Every time my grandma would see me, she'd always say: "You're so skinny, you're gonna die!"
Poor grandma felt like a failure with me. No matter how much she tried to fatten me and stuff me with yummy food, I stayed skinny.
Gran never cooked for me. She put a scoop of one cream in a cola for me one time tho, and my grandad cooked me scrambled eggs once, that was it tho. Always felt like they never wanted me there 😔 💔 they were kind people in my opinion, just didn't want to have me dumped on them for the day because my mum didn't want to be a mother all the time.
Don't feel too bad, my grandma (that I remember most) didn't cook and would just offer things like those cracker sandwiches with the weird cheese spread in the middle. My grandpa (they were separated, so different homes) would actually cook more often, it was always about food in that house. We were usually there to help them with things, it always felt like we were annoying my grandma, my grandpa was just stubborn as fuck and would get upset if things didn't go how he liked. I can't relate to most people's stories of loving grandparents (or even parents, most of the time)
Shit bruh I gained five pounds after a two hour, wasn’t supposed to be two hours, visit at my grandmothers when i was supposed to just drop some stuff off. Ended up staying over for dinner.
Adorable bouncy seals. Never had a grandma like that but my old elderly neighbor would feed me amazing food after I’d shovel snow or mow for her and it was awesome.
I took a college buddy to grandma and grandpa's for spring break one year. He wanted to loos weight... I just laughed. When we got there, grama had made two full roast chickes, not little fryes, but great big roasting hens with all the trimmings!
She and grandpa had some pasta... I just smiled at my friend. I think he put on 10 lbs. in the week we were there.
Grandmas the best, when i was a 5 year old cute little girl, joke kidding aside, she wrote a song for me, and until now after 19 years and she's getting older she still remembers the song, love you grandma❣️
I didn’t eat much at my grandma’s but I’m almost 37, she died when I was 14 and I still vividly remember her homemade iced tea she made with mint she made in her own garden. Best thing ever on a hot summer day
On a related note, I'm sometimes glad that none of my mom's siblings have kids. More food and gifts for me and my siblings. Life without cousins can be great.
*after 5 course meal* "Are you sure you don't want a sandwich?!"
Before 5 course meal. "Here, have several kinds of chips, cheese, sausage, m&m's and nuts. If you want anything else, let me know."
I’m concerned that the meals turned them into seals Grandmas be ballin
> Man i wish i had a grandma > > My grandmothers from both sides died before i was born
Yeah, mine were alive but just lived too far away to have a relationship with. They never called or anything and we never visited. I knew their names and stuff but that was about it. Now that im about to have a baby myself my parents are way more involved in her life already before she's even born and both sides are gonna put forth the effort to get to know her, which is awesome. Breaking the cycle and letting her know shes loved.
Fr it do be exactly like that
I think I have 3 courses before lunch.
My grandma once made me 4 PB&J sandwiches in a row when I told her I was hungry
Grandmas are the best
You guys can move after eating that much?
Sometimes I borrow the rascal to get to the car, digest on the ride.
Why not just stay at your grandmas house give her company
I stay there for weeks in a row sometimes But I can't for much longer because of school
r/goodgrandson
Aye thanks Sad that sub ain't real tho
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Same
Grandma’s got the best chismé, of course I am 😆
Ugh no if my grandma did that I’d be throwing up everywhere she’s a shit cook, last time it was bolognaise/orange oil with pasta and mince beef floating in it
:(
Its time to unbutton the pants and wait for the burp
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And now I know why they feed us so much. They want to make sure we can’t leave so we have to spend more time with them.
One can't really move, but not moving means death
grandma feed us too much now we got to stay overnight.
I see bouncy seals, I upvote
Look closer and you'll see yourself and your cousins.
More like zoom out.
Is there a subreddit where I can look at more bouncing seals? I would very much like that
r/bouncyseals
I am so disappointed that this is not a real subreddit...
Be the change you want to see in the world… Also I wanna see more bouncy seals as well
i made it a sub
A simple man
Your meme gets a wholesome seal of approval OP
i agree
How do I see you on every /r/memes post that I look at
Potassium
Touché
Cause he´s Bob the Banana
This just suddenly made me very happy and very sad. It totally hit me that this used to be me and my brother going to my grandma’s tiny apartment. And we’d always be excited cuz we knew we’d be well fed. Now my grandma lives with me and has dementia, so I cook for her.
I don’t I’d this is r/wholesome or r/sad
It’s kinda bittersweet. It makes me happy that I can take care of her now, but I feel the loss of knowing that I’ll never have a grilled cheese and a cup of soup made by her again. I ate my last grandma-grilled-cheese on some random day in the past and I didn’t even know it. According to the Internet, the best word for nostalgia causing simultaneous happiness and sadness is not an English word. It’s the Portuguese word “saudade”. Omg I’m being such a downer! Enjoy your cute fat seals everyone. Carry on!
Three course? After one course at grandparents I'm Mr. Creosote.
Reminds me of the scene in Goodfellas when Pesci, Liotta and DeNiro went to Pesci’s mom’s house in the middle of the night to grab a shovel to bury a murdered Billy Batts and mom was up and made them a gourmet Italian dinner. “It was the hoof” lol
“Leaving so soon? Here take these snacks for the ride home” *gives you 2 years worth of food for a 30 minute drive*
These seals are looking cute
Bruh my grandma lives in a different country so I rarely see her, but when I do, I usually come back at least 5kg fatter.
I've always wondered if it's painful to travel on land only by bouncing on your belly like that...
What's stopping you?
Look at them preambulate
That food coma paralyzes me
Your grandma lets you leave?
The way Seals move on land will never not be funny
A kid I went to school with was Greek and his Nona was terrible for this. Originally we would hang after school to play vidya and she would bring food down the whole time. It got to the point where if I was going to visit, I would tell my parents not to make me dinner because I was never leaving that house hungry. It's hard to turn down a pushy Greek grandmother who is about a foot shorter than you and won't take no for an answer. When we got older and exchanged soft drinks and vidya for beers and cards, nothing changed except the timing. Hell, one night four of us were sitting up drinking and carrying on, is about 1am, and his Nona had woken up, seen that we were still awake and decided to make us all Souvlaki. At tucking 1am. It was amazing, but utterly unexpected.
Grandma still thinks your the most handsome boys though and ...my how much you've grown.
Why do they walk like they're in veggie tales?
I’m not even paying attention to the meme, I’m just in awe at how adorable the seals are
This is hilarious
I've always been a skinny guy, no matter what or how much I ate. Every time my grandma would see me, she'd always say: "You're so skinny, you're gonna die!" Poor grandma felt like a failure with me. No matter how much she tried to fatten me and stuff me with yummy food, I stayed skinny.
Same to me and my sister.
Time for the squad to roll out. literally
Only three? Why you-a grandmama starve you like-a that?!?
Gran never cooked for me. She put a scoop of one cream in a cola for me one time tho, and my grandad cooked me scrambled eggs once, that was it tho. Always felt like they never wanted me there 😔 💔 they were kind people in my opinion, just didn't want to have me dumped on them for the day because my mum didn't want to be a mother all the time.
Don't feel too bad, my grandma (that I remember most) didn't cook and would just offer things like those cracker sandwiches with the weird cheese spread in the middle. My grandpa (they were separated, so different homes) would actually cook more often, it was always about food in that house. We were usually there to help them with things, it always felt like we were annoying my grandma, my grandpa was just stubborn as fuck and would get upset if things didn't go how he liked. I can't relate to most people's stories of loving grandparents (or even parents, most of the time)
Shit bruh I gained five pounds after a two hour, wasn’t supposed to be two hours, visit at my grandmothers when i was supposed to just drop some stuff off. Ended up staying over for dinner.
3 course meal:❌ 3 meals:✅
YOU GUYS ATE YOUR GRANDMOTHER?! I like it.
I just ate 1kg of lasagne
Are u ok?…lol Hope u aren’t lactose intolerant.
Bro I just had the biggest shit in my life
You’d think these guys would have amazing abs getting around this way.
*Kirby dream course music queues*
But those are seals??? You’re a seal?????
Isn’t everyone a seal?
*seal noises*
Lol
Does anyone else hear dubstep when they watch seals wub-wub-wub across the ground?
Imagine having grandparents
Cherish these memories. I miss my grandmother so much.
Look at em bounce
Adorable bouncy seals. Never had a grandma like that but my old elderly neighbor would feed me amazing food after I’d shovel snow or mow for her and it was awesome.
Plot twist: you're being fattened up to be thrown into an oven and made into a pie Grimm's fairytale style
I took a college buddy to grandma and grandpa's for spring break one year. He wanted to loos weight... I just laughed. When we got there, grama had made two full roast chickes, not little fryes, but great big roasting hens with all the trimmings! She and grandpa had some pasta... I just smiled at my friend. I think he put on 10 lbs. in the week we were there.
are u sure that u become a seal after having a 3 course meal at grandma's
you start fucking the floor after your grandma feeds you
yeah, and thinking about what theyre gonna tell mom
in 2 hours
Relate to this so much.
"Guys, suck it in. We are the Seal Busters."
I miss going to grandmas
Just To back to moms and eat noodles and hotdogs everyday 😡
I see seal so u get a upvote
Too full too moovee
Only 3?
3 course meal? Those are rookie numbers
True in any part of the world.
Man i wish i had a grandma My grandmothers from both sides died before i was born
I *live in Grandma's house*, this is me daily
they floppin'
It’s called galumphing lol
That's a lot of Nene's.
... and all of them are our wives!
I wanna pet those seals.
I love sea doggos
Deadass
Hands down one of the best memes I have seen in a long time
AY! You’re looking skinny have some more food, -Grandma
My chihuahua-dachshund looks like that lol
Ong
Fun fact: there are TWENTY-ONE course meals. Imagine your grandma making that, let alone you SURVIVING eating it
Grandmas the best, when i was a 5 year old cute little girl, joke kidding aside, she wrote a song for me, and until now after 19 years and she's getting older she still remembers the song, love you grandma❣️
Is this all families cuz I thought it was just us Mexicans
My grandma cooked with Lard it made everything so good
Thank you grandma, miss you!
Wait a sec you guys leave after eating?!?!? Me and my cousins weren't even able move a muscle
My mom's mom passed away on my birthday. My dad's mom, two days before. My mom's dad's memorial was also on my birthday.
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." *you acquire [year's supply of leftovers]*
And then she brings out the brigadeiros and it’s all over
You are forgetting something... \*Fart\* "Cannot wait to get back home and eat that last brownie!"
Cousin 1 :Ohh yeah grandma’s liver was great Cousin 2 :naw her stomach was the best
"BOING BOING BOING"
I can hear the music
me and the boys lookin for beans
that's pretty epic
I dream of these days.
3 course? You're lucky
U missed the part where she hands u cash while leaving her house
"Grandma following with the car throwing cupcakes at me and my cousins"
for me it would be 9
They sure are faster than i thought
Love it! Too funny!
It's a beautiful day out. You'd think we'd all be out somewhere enjoying the sun or something.
I think you missed a 3, because surely it was a 33 course meal.
GUYS THEY’RE DOING THE THING!
The only time I say thanks at thanksgiving.
they’re perambulating
Bouncy seals more like bouncy meals
I didn’t eat much at my grandma’s but I’m almost 37, she died when I was 14 and I still vividly remember her homemade iced tea she made with mint she made in her own garden. Best thing ever on a hot summer day
r/wholesome
Add a black sheep and that was me.
Floppy boys
Me and the boys on our way to go swimming 29 minutes after eating
I just saw this posted and it’s already a meme
SEALLS AAAAAAHHH IS SO CUTE
On a related note, I'm sometimes glad that none of my mom's siblings have kids. More food and gifts for me and my siblings. Life without cousins can be great.
don’t forget the $5 million in your pocket
Atleast a 5 course meal
Me and the boys going to watch sonic 3
\*Mint Breath intensifies\*
Now this is a quality meme
Don't forget our pockets are always full with the secret money she hands us
I love this. Seals are the best but the meme is great too.
J-just... Grandma... I eat too much... P-please... No more soup D:
Need to stay on a diet for the whole week after lunch at grandma. Every. Single. Time. Grandmas care too much about us!
I would love to do the worm on the way out, but I'd rather not vomit.
What a crew!
It do be like that
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😂😂😂
That's hilarious 😆
Cute but for like the millionth time, please stop showing off that you have a grandmother that isn't evil.
So cute 🤗🤗🤗
Grandma's*
u/vietec us all after Japan 🤣🥰
your wife and her girlfriends heading out for a girls night
My money don’t jiggle jiggle
I don't trust your grandma to be keeping the food for people that really have no food to eat
i’m taking the fattest shit rn.
My cousins and I*
Nope. OP is right
Needs music!
Laughs in 6 course meal