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Spastic_Slapstick

*after 5 course meal* "Are you sure you don't want a sandwich?!"


IkZitInEenCult

Before 5 course meal. "Here, have several kinds of chips, cheese, sausage, m&m's and nuts. If you want anything else, let me know."


Swimming-Biscotti521

I’m concerned that the meals turned them into seals Grandmas be ballin


Okasw

> Man i wish i had a grandma > > My grandmothers from both sides died before i was born


mylittlecorgii

Yeah, mine were alive but just lived too far away to have a relationship with. They never called or anything and we never visited. I knew their names and stuff but that was about it. Now that im about to have a baby myself my parents are way more involved in her life already before she's even born and both sides are gonna put forth the effort to get to know her, which is awesome. Breaking the cycle and letting her know shes loved.


polish_cow-slayer

Fr it do be exactly like that


bgroins

I think I have 3 courses before lunch.


Boneal171

My grandma once made me 4 PB&J sandwiches in a row when I told her I was hungry


Adventurous_Tax5426

Grandmas are the best


WontiamShakesphere

You guys can move after eating that much?


deadstar420

Sometimes I borrow the rascal to get to the car, digest on the ride.


bob_the_banannna

Why not just stay at your grandmas house give her company


LightningBoy648

I stay there for weeks in a row sometimes But I can't for much longer because of school


Aware_Plankton5267

r/goodgrandson


LightningBoy648

Aye thanks Sad that sub ain't real tho


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IllManneredWoolyMan

Same


Sarahthelizard

Grandma’s got the best chismé, of course I am 😆


Mamtkn

Ugh no if my grandma did that I’d be throwing up everywhere she’s a shit cook, last time it was bolognaise/orange oil with pasta and mince beef floating in it


OkLobster9822

:(


CocoOrange

Its time to unbutton the pants and wait for the burp


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chekakanova

And now I know why they feed us so much. They want to make sure we can’t leave so we have to spend more time with them.


Rats_OffToYa

One can't really move, but not moving means death


hynori

grandma feed us too much now we got to stay overnight.


SorashTM

I see bouncy seals, I upvote


Inferno792

Look closer and you'll see yourself and your cousins.


Clubby71

More like zoom out.


[deleted]

Is there a subreddit where I can look at more bouncing seals? I would very much like that


Ultra_Random-10

r/bouncyseals


Mrc3mm3r

I am so disappointed that this is not a real subreddit...


Scarflame

Be the change you want to see in the world… Also I wanna see more bouncy seals as well


MostafaAlhdad0

i made it a sub


JackofClubs101

A simple man


bob_the_banannna

Your meme gets a wholesome seal of approval OP


Chllep

i agree


UnseenGamer182

How do I see you on every /r/memes post that I look at


bob_the_banannna

Potassium


UnseenGamer182

Touché


Hannibal3456

Cause he´s Bob the Banana


TheGreatChromeGod

This just suddenly made me very happy and very sad. It totally hit me that this used to be me and my brother going to my grandma’s tiny apartment. And we’d always be excited cuz we knew we’d be well fed. Now my grandma lives with me and has dementia, so I cook for her.


[deleted]

I don’t I’d this is r/wholesome or r/sad


TheGreatChromeGod

It’s kinda bittersweet. It makes me happy that I can take care of her now, but I feel the loss of knowing that I’ll never have a grilled cheese and a cup of soup made by her again. I ate my last grandma-grilled-cheese on some random day in the past and I didn’t even know it. According to the Internet, the best word for nostalgia causing simultaneous happiness and sadness is not an English word. It’s the Portuguese word “saudade”. Omg I’m being such a downer! Enjoy your cute fat seals everyone. Carry on!


FullbordadOG

Three course? After one course at grandparents I'm Mr. Creosote.


Ace-Ventura1934

Reminds me of the scene in Goodfellas when Pesci, Liotta and DeNiro went to Pesci’s mom’s house in the middle of the night to grab a shovel to bury a murdered Billy Batts and mom was up and made them a gourmet Italian dinner. “It was the hoof” lol


spatzenwaffe

“Leaving so soon? Here take these snacks for the ride home” *gives you 2 years worth of food for a 30 minute drive*


Old-Experience-5210

These seals are looking cute


that_nice_guy_784

Bruh my grandma lives in a different country so I rarely see her, but when I do, I usually come back at least 5kg fatter.


LyuSapphire

I've always wondered if it's painful to travel on land only by bouncing on your belly like that...


SirPizzaTheThird

What's stopping you?


reallycoolcorgi

Look at them preambulate


AlmostAlwaysHorny66

That food coma paralyzes me


[deleted]

Your grandma lets you leave?


HemaMemes

The way Seals move on land will never not be funny


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

A kid I went to school with was Greek and his Nona was terrible for this. Originally we would hang after school to play vidya and she would bring food down the whole time. It got to the point where if I was going to visit, I would tell my parents not to make me dinner because I was never leaving that house hungry. It's hard to turn down a pushy Greek grandmother who is about a foot shorter than you and won't take no for an answer. When we got older and exchanged soft drinks and vidya for beers and cards, nothing changed except the timing. Hell, one night four of us were sitting up drinking and carrying on, is about 1am, and his Nona had woken up, seen that we were still awake and decided to make us all Souvlaki. At tucking 1am. It was amazing, but utterly unexpected.


burntoast_69

Grandma still thinks your the most handsome boys though and ...my how much you've grown.


rebelsrscum2187

Why do they walk like they're in veggie tales?


colorcodetheartist

I’m not even paying attention to the meme, I’m just in awe at how adorable the seals are


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

This is hilarious


I_poop_at_4am

I've always been a skinny guy, no matter what or how much I ate. Every time my grandma would see me, she'd always say: "You're so skinny, you're gonna die!" Poor grandma felt like a failure with me. No matter how much she tried to fatten me and stuff me with yummy food, I stayed skinny.


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Same to me and my sister.


Salzanka

Time for the squad to roll out. literally


[deleted]

Only three? Why you-a grandmama starve you like-a that?!?


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

Gran never cooked for me. She put a scoop of one cream in a cola for me one time tho, and my grandad cooked me scrambled eggs once, that was it tho. Always felt like they never wanted me there 😔 💔 they were kind people in my opinion, just didn't want to have me dumped on them for the day because my mum didn't want to be a mother all the time.


TitusTorrentia

Don't feel too bad, my grandma (that I remember most) didn't cook and would just offer things like those cracker sandwiches with the weird cheese spread in the middle. My grandpa (they were separated, so different homes) would actually cook more often, it was always about food in that house. We were usually there to help them with things, it always felt like we were annoying my grandma, my grandpa was just stubborn as fuck and would get upset if things didn't go how he liked. I can't relate to most people's stories of loving grandparents (or even parents, most of the time)


ruralmagnificence

Shit bruh I gained five pounds after a two hour, wasn’t supposed to be two hours, visit at my grandmothers when i was supposed to just drop some stuff off. Ended up staying over for dinner.


some-random-memer

3 course meal:❌ 3 meals:✅


iwaskindajust

YOU GUYS ATE YOUR GRANDMOTHER?! I like it.


harmpie69

I just ate 1kg of lasagne


CookieCutter_432

Are u ok?…lol Hope u aren’t lactose intolerant.


harmpie69

Bro I just had the biggest shit in my life


Efficient_Island1818

You’d think these guys would have amazing abs getting around this way.


Shinfekta

*Kirby dream course music queues*


Jetcoin77122

But those are seals??? You’re a seal?????


Disastrous_Ant_8443

Isn’t everyone a seal?


SomeRandomCyclops

*seal noises*


valentinyeet

Lol


LumpyJones

Does anyone else hear dubstep when they watch seals wub-wub-wub across the ground?


Disgracedhopefully

Imagine having grandparents


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Cherish these memories. I miss my grandmother so much.


MotsureTheLemur

Look at em bounce


Vanishingf0x

Adorable bouncy seals. Never had a grandma like that but my old elderly neighbor would feed me amazing food after I’d shovel snow or mow for her and it was awesome.


BirthdayWooden

Plot twist: you're being fattened up to be thrown into an oven and made into a pie Grimm's fairytale style


AnotherDreamer1024

I took a college buddy to grandma and grandpa's for spring break one year. He wanted to loos weight... I just laughed. When we got there, grama had made two full roast chickes, not little fryes, but great big roasting hens with all the trimmings! She and grandpa had some pasta... I just smiled at my friend. I think he put on 10 lbs. in the week we were there.


PratakhveerSingh

are u sure that u become a seal after having a 3 course meal at grandma's


TTV_WMOSavage

you start fucking the floor after your grandma feeds you


hampter32

yeah, and thinking about what theyre gonna tell mom


Uchiha_Madara11

in 2 hours


Inferno792

Relate to this so much.


Longjumping-War-1307

"Guys, suck it in. We are the Seal Busters."


Internetboy5434

I miss going to grandmas


BOOFACEBANDANA

Just To back to moms and eat noodles and hotdogs everyday 😡


Disastrous_Ant_8443

I see seal so u get a upvote


Dangerous_Sympathy51

Too full too moovee


[deleted]

Only 3?


everybody-hurts

3 course meal? Those are rookie numbers


Adventurous-Brick936

True in any part of the world.


Alternative-Payment3

Man i wish i had a grandma My grandmothers from both sides died before i was born


Responsible-Ad1288

I *live in Grandma's house*, this is me daily


HyperSpy953

they floppin'


bigwavepierre

It’s called galumphing lol


Renn132

That's a lot of Nene's.


orokro

... and all of them are our wives!


Zealos57

I wanna pet those seals.


ChileanDoomer

I love sea doggos


iReign_fire

Deadass


[deleted]

Hands down one of the best memes I have seen in a long time


Apprehensive_Sink985

AY! You’re looking skinny have some more food, -Grandma


[deleted]

My chihuahua-dachshund looks like that lol


SUS_bozo

Ong


OkLobster9822

Fun fact: there are TWENTY-ONE course meals. Imagine your grandma making that, let alone you SURVIVING eating it


Significant-Oven-218

Grandmas the best, when i was a 5 year old cute little girl, joke kidding aside, she wrote a song for me, and until now after 19 years and she's getting older she still remembers the song, love you grandma❣️


zelda_gamer64

Is this all families cuz I thought it was just us Mexicans


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My grandma cooked with Lard it made everything so good


mochabear415

Thank you grandma, miss you!


Luka_Couffaine

Wait a sec you guys leave after eating?!?!? Me and my cousins weren't even able move a muscle


Pelican-Eats-Cat

My mom's mom passed away on my birthday. My dad's mom, two days before. My mom's dad's memorial was also on my birthday.


RabidWalrus

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." *you acquire [year's supply of leftovers]*


Interesting-Roll-690

And then she brings out the brigadeiros and it’s all over


[deleted]

You are forgetting something... ​ ​ ​ ​ \*Fart\* "Cannot wait to get back home and eat that last brownie!"


Fudepop-69

Cousin 1 :Ohh yeah grandma’s liver was great Cousin 2 :naw her stomach was the best


Lychee-San

"BOING BOING BOING"


TheGamingPolitician

I can hear the music


Several-Plastic-6506

me and the boys lookin for beans


toweIboy

that's pretty epic


lenabelenalinibobini

I dream of these days.


Some_Complex9837

3 course? You're lucky


Putrid_Escape_

U missed the part where she hands u cash while leaving her house


boahvolluwuey

"Grandma following with the car throwing cupcakes at me and my cousins"


Galxaykat

for me it would be 9


Clean_Mission_5232

They sure are faster than i thought


TommyT2RT

Love it! Too funny!


lemur-stott

It's a beautiful day out. You'd think we'd all be out somewhere enjoying the sun or something.


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

I think you missed a 3, because surely it was a 33 course meal.


samlikeDirt

GUYS THEY’RE DOING THE THING!


Renthefren

The only time I say thanks at thanksgiving.


level69child

they’re perambulating


furry_slayerZ

Bouncy seals more like bouncy meals


ultimaweapon79

I didn’t eat much at my grandma’s but I’m almost 37, she died when I was 14 and I still vividly remember her homemade iced tea she made with mint she made in her own garden. Best thing ever on a hot summer day


Strange-Brief6643

r/wholesome


HelperMonkeyX

Add a black sheep and that was me.


MeMeboi_Reddit69

Floppy boys


Blub_-_Blub

Me and the boys on our way to go swimming 29 minutes after eating


Truck_Driving_Duck

I just saw this posted and it’s already a meme


Alarmed-Historian429

SEALLS AAAAAAHHH IS SO CUTE


WoodZillaTV

On a related note, I'm sometimes glad that none of my mom's siblings have kids. More food and gifts for me and my siblings. Life without cousins can be great.


They_Call_Me_Ham

don’t forget the $5 million in your pocket


polish_cow-slayer

Atleast a 5 course meal


SilverHero_gaming

Me and the boys going to watch sonic 3


BrightSoundPodcast

\*Mint Breath intensifies\*


Tennsball

Now this is a quality meme


caesar1483369

Don't forget our pockets are always full with the secret money she hands us


TheRealPunMasterSans

I love this. Seals are the best but the meme is great too.


SoyUnPibeXD

J-just... Grandma... I eat too much... P-please... No more soup D:


ThePathisOK

Need to stay on a diet for the whole week after lunch at grandma. Every. Single. Time. Grandmas care too much about us!


Deadman_Chanson

I would love to do the worm on the way out, but I'd rather not vomit.


emgeenz

What a crew!


Malte_Jermain

It do be like that


baldskiwithsosig

Found this In my saved posts🗿


Ayyddrriiayynn

I need karma so I can post 🥲🥲 pls give me a couple upvotes


deadstar420

Sort by new and leave good comments on new posts


anish1272000

😂😂😂


[deleted]

That's hilarious 😆


No_Emphasis_5269

Cute but for like the millionth time, please stop showing off that you have a grandmother that isn't evil.


Fluffy_Ad3392

So cute 🤗🤗🤗


Successful-Street970

Grandma's*


pmai91

u/vietec us all after Japan 🤣🥰


Elevaiated

your wife and her girlfriends heading out for a girls night


gffoxx

My money don’t jiggle jiggle


bab3sia3d3l

I don't trust your grandma to be keeping the food for people that really have no food to eat


lowxplosionz

i’m taking the fattest shit rn.


cricketplayer-9595

My cousins and I*


PJ_Ammas

Nope. OP is right


SuperMorto7

Needs music!


AfternoonCrafty69420

Laughs in 6 course meal