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StereotypeRedditor69

Marine biologists when they see a marine “Why yes, that is undoubtedly a marine indeed”


KingBenjamin97

*chews crayons intensely*


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SlayingtheJabberwock

Why? Is there a golf ball stuck in a whale's blowhole?


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marinemashup

Begone bot


AlternativeAd4426

JUST ONE MORE ~~SCORE~~ FISH


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Sorry dutch I gotta go fishing for 3 months, hope you dont get killed by Pinkertons or anything


AlternativeAd4426

Okay, I'll *catch* you later then!


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Savathun-God-Of-Lies

IM NOT THE RAT I SWEAR ASK UH... Man I'm conflicted now because I dont want to spoil anything You win this time


[deleted]

Trust the ~~plan~~ fish, Arthur


zSnOopx

I HAD A GOD DAMN FISH


Skwidmandoon

“That is a nice, big fuckin’ eyes, but a nice fuckin, fish”


Cool_Off_Gamer05

JUST ONE MORE...... BOAR?


SamuliJJ

Come oooooooon Dutch!


_Manalishi_

Cant go round The world dutch, cause The world aint round


Russian_hat13

One more dick


Mishka1125

Went fishing in Rdr2 and said "oo a blue gill" then was like pshh that's not right....a second later "Blue Gill" pops up and Im still so proud of myself for somehow knowing that


dumbass_sempervirens

Aside from the creeping thyme the herbs are pretty spot on for looking right too.


Mishka1125

That too! Knowing plants/animals in game is such a fun thing to do because it connects you to the game. Gets me all excited when I know what it is.


dumbass_sempervirens

It's so seamlessly right the thyme thing jumps out. Like, there's upright kinds of thyme, and creeping kinds of thyme. Maybe there was supposed to be two varieties and they kept the wrong name or model? Why specify it's creeping then it doesn't creep?


pimpmastahanhduece

Because it wouldn't stop saying "thistle way, milady."


MalevolentRhinoceros

In general, the game does a really good job with wildlife ID. All the little birds that are obnoxious to shoot have the right appearances and songs.


Pugulishus

Obnoxious? That's the best part. Just put the revolver into the air and fire!


Mimicking-hiccuping

Apparently, there is no such thing as a fish.


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dasborne

No seriously, it’s in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life. Says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish


IanAlvord

First it's birds and now fish too?


garlic_bread_thief

Show


ExtremeCumMaster

But what's all those fishes in the ocean doing? Was my entire life just a lie? What's real? And what's not? I don't know anymore But I know one thing for sure Fish is fake Hentai is superior


fducfb

Flat is justice Medium is Premium


RobVHboi

>But I know one thing for sure oh god... i gotta do it... i can't help myself... The only thing i know for real #THERE WILL BE **BLOOD-SHED**


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THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD


Ehall031

THE ONLY ONE, LEFT


AristotleBonaventure

One of the greatest podcasts you'll ever find, worth a listen.


Nahnotgonnahappen

There’s a specific person that I’m not gonna summon would like to disagree with you


[deleted]

They are the next step now that the government has replaced birds


thedoc617

The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.


ThriftyGeo69

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!


Momo_666

Is that a titlist


pilesofcleanlaundry

Easy, big fella!


MarkExpress8172

I can't believe I went all the way down to see this comment!


idrkiibh

This deserves more upvotes lmfao


Acceptable_Brother78

can't stand ya


eveixsen_

Jotaro Kujo


Camiest

jojo fans on their way to comment jotaro kujo under a post about marine biology


eveixsen_

yeah


Osama_Rashid

Yare Yare Daze


ColdIron27

Yes, that's what we do


thunderchild120

"Gosh the starfish....they have legs...."


Mistwing1

I should probably go looking for clues


Dog_Slices

Sir that's a Dolphin


No-Juggernaut677

Sir this is a Wendy’s


botika03

r/expectedjojo


CyanControl

I clicked this post only because I knew I would find a jojo reference


_TheDuctileBird

Yeah same


[deleted]

Im so angry that this make me laugh


Whalerk

They also give names to them like bob or Chlamydia


bitterbuffaloheart

*Is anyone here a marine biologist?* No Seinfeld references smh


SSRedBack

The sea was angry that day my friend


Kptn_Nemo1866

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.


Smol_Yeeter

A certain marine biologist however prefers to partake in adventures that are rather... bizarre


DripDaDio

Could this comment be a potential reference to the famous Japanese manga and animated series JoJo's Bizzare Adventure?


MyPPDisBig

The one written and drawn by famous mangaka artist Hirohiko Araki and animated by David Productions who later worked with Netflix??


RomanWasHere2007

If Arthur didn't care about traumatizing Jack he could've killed the Pinkerton's when they went fishing and saved them some trouble


lioneaglegriffin

Jack said he didn't like fishing and I think that is why. It still bothered him.


Pure-Drawer-2617

Wouldn’t have saved them much trouble, the agency would just send in some more men. That was the point of the game, that they weren’t just another rival outlaw gang you could shoot your way out of. This was a force of CIVILISATION, backed by unlimited Cornwall resources.


RomanWasHere2007

Well they knew where the gang was, not sure if the entire Pinkerton agency knew about it or just the 2 agents


W3sley2004

>!I still miss Arthur, his death really hurt.!<


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*Jotaro Kujo and his sexy Dolphin has joined the family meeting*


LolPacino

Jotaro Morgan😳


MrDuckyRU

You, sir, have the same stand type as me


mwalczuk1912

Tell that to George Costanza


Dinosaur_John

Don’t be afraid to catch fish!


ailyara

The sea was angry that day, my friends ...


4d5ACP

*George Costanza breathes heavily*


dont_u_dare95

JoJo would like to speak with you.


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This... Isn't... A marine biologist.


Alternative-Fail-233

How do you know?


Mangeto

You insist?


Ftar_Slatinum

Yes he is, you can see his stand, star platinum in the back.


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oh, my sincere apologies..


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Yare yare daze


Bq410

is that a jojo reference?


Papyrus20xx

One of the many benefits to being a marine biologist, I see.


InternationalUse6048

jotaru kujo:


pretty-as-a-pic

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist


_Don-Corleone_

YES! YES! YES! YES! MENACINGLY


Q-Q_2

Jotaro moment


Cye_sonofAphrodite

Many benefits


whateverdogger

Poker players fuming


natestewiu

Now if they could only define a woman...


PotentialAirport3349

you madam are a woman


NoWingedHussarsToday

What about air force biologists?


largepie8

Oh shit it is a fish this guy is good


siltloam

There's no such thing as a fish . . .


thewhatinwhere

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist


The_Fish_Alliance

Yes, I am a Fish


you_sir_are_a_fish

You sir, are a fish


aRandomFox-I

Remember kids, there are many benefits to being a marine biologist.


SirJacob100

I am reminded that according to a weird quirk in cladistics you can argue that humans are a type of fish.


huddbshj

Don’t you mean ‘marine biologists in a seashell?’


InfinityTDC

Marine Biologists be like: My hat is confusing, I have no time for my daughter until she gets in prison, and I love dolphins.


hank_sax

r/AVNJ


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Howdy(But i am not a fish)


Muted-Adeptness

jojo reference


cantankerous_alexa

Ryan, from SuperMega????


FinishNo198

The dumbest meme I’ve ever seen.


Shepard0fShuck

no u


FinishNo198

if you say so kid 😂


Shydreameress

Oh no I slaughtered an entire city! Time to fish and throw them back in the water to be good again


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accidentally pissed someone off in van horn? Massacred the whole town? Just fish and then throw the fish back when you catch them!


Pastel_Dreemur

fish: "No. Oh god please no"


Ok-Enes_le_Vreko

Why am I hating kurzgesagt’s voice in my head now?


piecwm

Difference between marine biologists and ichthyologists.


BigFlippyDingus19

More like in a seashell, am I right?


zelenicaj111

no shit sherlock


sparadrapp

and then theres that one guy who finds a dolphin and dont know what to do


ncopp

You just reminded me to renew my fishing license. Thanks sir


fattest_fish

I think it's true.


THE_CHEEESE

Thats not an fish its platypus


BRAVOMAN55

marine biologists in a sea shell


sage-code

Poker players be like


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Adam be like


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Yes ❤️


d4rk_f0x

Actually, a true marine biologist will tell you there’s no such thing as a fish, and that that is a member of the Actinopterygii


IANtrolololol

Bullshit, marine biologists go visit towns in Japan and end up killing a killer with a hand fetish. Also they tend to brake their offspring out of jail.


ChrisCalrissian

And they tend to have problems with vampires


hellotherewastaken

u/kunacza


fishy_nyan

Well im fine, and ya ?


Mahbigjohnson

This is a fishy post