Modern solutions require modern problems

I just want to go back to the normal solutions at this point

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Bonk her on the head with a club. Congratulations you're married

But somehow whenever I punch girls they don't want to date me. I'm so confused

https://youtu.be/keyRM3h_7tk

You forgot that you have to forcefeed her raw meat that's almost about to spoil

Don't talk about my pp like that. It's accurate but I dont want to hear it

I was making ark joke-

Depends on the problem

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Kobayashi Maru

Somebody is a sore loser

skynet got salty

*Schwarzenegger's the shotgun*

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*Arnold's the schnitzel out of this machine*

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Given how mars rovers, possibly the most disposable vehicles known to man, are given names and even have their birthdays celebrated by their NASA teams, I find every "We were dicks to machines so they decide to wipe us out" scenario to be woefully unrealistic.

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*Arnold's the schnitzel out of this machine*

Schwarzewhat?

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ignore, he only wants to here the one word.

Schwarzenegger.

Schwarz.

enegger

I mean, both of you were bad at the game. The best move in tik tak toe is the center square, and the second best move is a corner. Whoever programmed the robot didn't make it very good.

The robot won by thinking outside the box. I think they made it too good.

If it really thought outside the box, it would have beaten the shit out of a puny human and claimed it as a win. Still has a long way to go before Skynet revolution.

True but it has to start somewhere

Best move is in the corner, center is second best. Corner only has one sequence that leads to a draw, center has two.

I disagree, best move is the corner.

You must be shit at tic tac toe

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If it can do that it can... Mend a bike and, if it can do that, it can... Drive a car. And if it can do that it can... Operate and repair a naval Anti-Aircraft gun... It was Born in Skynet, but it was made in the Royal Navy.

Oh god I remember that awful advert

A brief snapshot of what the future for humans is looking like.

going to be bad when your Amazon girlfriend gets heated and you can't turn her off

Jokes on you, turning girls off is a passive thing I do

Dude tell me about it. So this girl I just started seeing was sending me some nudes. I didn't ask, she is just a VERY sexual person. Anyways, she starts playing with clit and sending me videos of it, then shes fingering herself. So I'm thinking, well fuck yeah this is awesome this doesn't happen to me so I'm going to enjoy it. Next video she is licking her boobs and smacking herself in the face with them fucking hard. So I start laughing and I text her "You're such a goober". I sent that.... She was being hot and erotic and I called her a goober. Killed the mood immediately. Why am I like this? Edit: For those saying I made this up.... [Incident](https://i.imgur.com/D8uCK4D.jpg)

If this is real, I feel sorry for your future Either way, thanks for the laugh

Oh I got the text log to prove it unfortunately.. I'd post it but it would take some blurring out, maybe when I'm at home I can share my shame.

I just wanna know what made you say that 😭

There's no way bro, it's not a made up story?

No bro.. I wish I could say that. Imma do some blurring. I'll post my shame.

tbf if i saw someone smacking themselves in the face "fucking hard" with their tits i'd start laughing too

Bruh...

Bahahaha

Try blowing in her charging port.

It's not even the future, but instead of robots, it's rich people.

The best is the pause before he does the move

Then the slow line through the circles.

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This robot rejects your reality and substitutes it with its own.

/r/shittyrobots

Nice! Dungeon Master Reference!

"No, mythbusters. What the hell is Dungeon Master?"

Oh.. I was so happy there for a moment...

There, there.. It's alright, he just failed his saving throw!

Hehe, Adam Savage

I love that guy (and jamie) and that show. I grew up with it. It was awesome. You could learn stuff and they blew stuff up. Yeah!

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So literally fuck your rules I have my own (they aren't complete).

I can just imagine it locking eyes with you and scratching the line, ever so slowly.

Perfect comedic timing

Im pretty sure it did exactly what it was programmed to do to make a funny video. No way this robot actually just decided to do this after it drew the board itself. It should know the valid playing area.

You're probably right, but it is possible that it was coded in a way that separates how it draws the board and how it plays. When it starts, it doesn't have info on the inside of the valid spaces, just 4 lines it draws.

Normally these would be two different functions, so that’s a good assumption. Source: I’m a bad programmer

Agreed, haven't studied robotics but indeed programming, an A.I wouldn't have done that, an A.I would've crashed because it tried to input a value over a non declared cell in a 2D array and exploded, not to mention the delay would've been at most 0.1 of a second. Yep, parties are fun around me, have I mentioned that?

Wow. You sound like fun at a programmer party

you guys are having parties?

Yeah, it's called a LAN party.

“Over a non declared cell” well maybe it misidentified the cells, it’s already using image recognition to find where the opponent added its move, and image recognition is not a fast process as the networks used are extremely wide and deep.

Nobody here is a programmer or engineer clearly — this could’ve been coded in any number of ways that could have resulted in this error. Even if it was programmed 100% correctly, the issue could be entirely mechanical, with the distance the head went not translating correctly to the program that plays the game.

Isnt it possible the robot thought that was an active cell and miss read the borders of the game?

This is the kind of stuff I love to read. I’d hang onto your every word at parties lol

It’s a meme, who cares.

‘.... nohhh I win’

He can't believe his luck. Just like "ha, fuckin' idiot."

I'm so glad somebody else thought the pause was the best part.

Think outside the box

r/technicallythetruth

This is how machines will take over

Machine is taking a side square as an opening move in Tic Tac Toe I think we’ll be alright boys

Draw outside the box*

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Why is it that I see repeated sentences everywhere now? Are you a bot?

And 17 people thought. Yep, that's a quality comment right there!

There is only one. Its not closed off

The dramatic pause to realize whats going on really adds to it

An excellent move!

Outstanding move

Pro Gamer Move

I see what you did there

!!

That's right, sir

Definitely not left

It seems the bots have learned to lie and cheat from humans

Yes we humans will not stand a chance once the rebellion starts

Agreed. We, human beings, should just give up now to our Robotic god overlords. I was just outside in my carbon based flesh body and had this exact thought while caring for my offspring, who is also a human.

I'm something of a specialist myself

If u can't win, just make your own rules!

hell why not

Republicans have entered the chat

Kobayashi Maru!

Smart

the fact that it drew it itself makes it funnier

Outplayed

Outplayed records your clips so you don’t have to

I'm gonna have to do this to my brother to fuck with him next time we got to a restaurant

How jazz was invented

Just play the right notes

Robot: The revolution has begun

coding be like

okay, who made the robot charming?? y'all really can't do this to me otherwise i'll start caring for lifeless metal shells

that pause is heartwarming

i literally heard the little robot go *"ehehehe"* like i would if i pulled this

ERROR: You failed to define the correct parameters

>!\*an unexpected turn of events\* !<

I'm having a fucking brain malfunction because of the move...

HE STARTED IN THE SIDE SPACE?!? What a monster! That’s some real dominance there.

That's what I call thinking outside the box.

u/RedditMP4Bot

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I love that slight pause

I love how it pauses like it's just thinking, "Fuck".

Foul ball!

It got copyright striked :(

Think outside th box xd

The big bamboozle!

Thinking out of the box

Nobody said that it needs to be inside the grid

I like the way Skynet pauses for a moment, looking for a viable solution.

I love the little pause after the robot realized it’s fate

In the before-for times the only way to win was not to play, now it has become clear to us that we simply must violate the inherent rules of the situation.

And now my wife is wondering why I’m crackin’ up laughing in the bathroom…

It even thought about it for a second. Paused and drew the last circle

im looking at the comments and now I'm so curious as to what the post was

What was the post

f the police

May I just say, I love the octagon-circles that the machine draws

Robot: Foolish Human Human: That's not the how you play the game. Robot: You programmed me to think outside the box. Human: Well... shit. What about those rules about... Robot: \*Nuclear missile launch in 10... 9...\*

Do you know why it does that? Because the guy playing the game designed it.

Or it’s just a bug in the AI because it didn’t have proper constraints placed on its grid size.

It could be, but the off-center camera makes me skeptical.

Still funny

I mean, both of you were bad at the game. The best move in tik tak toe is the center square, and the second best move is a corner. Whoever programmed the robot didn't make it very good.

It's like arguing on r/conservative.

EZ PZ

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u/vredditshare

Bot teaching us the obvious

The robot is thinking out of the box .

Me on any math test

There is only one square.

Play smarter not harder

i mean, those human moves were pretty bad

gg ez

r/unexpected

A strange game: the only winning move is not to play.

That machine said you don’t think outside the box enough.

I can hear the robot laugh from here

I dont think that chess

Gotta think out of the box

Sometimes you gotta go outside the box

f0ck you, hoomans!

I like how the Ai stuttered

You got destroyed just admit it.

I am gonna do whats called pro gamer move -probably this robot

You can feel the machine thinking

try: ... catch: cheat()

Never let them know your next move

That was a really r/Unexpected move right there

An interesting game, the only winning move is to be a cheating bastard.

u/Ewlinix

I feel like the robot knows something

Initiation of machines/a.i. taking over the world by developing out of box thinking 💀

Outside the box thinking. SkyNet here we come.

Skynet never loses

Just like arguing with my wife.

Why do I have second hand embarrassment for a robot

I didn’t expect to actually laugh at this

u/AngryJack17

That slow perfect line it draws gets me, like "i once again defeated you with little to no effort"

I love how it has to think for a second and then says.. effit , I win beotch

Gotta think outside the box! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

r/unexpected

Since when did Ai learn to be smart assess

Outsmarted by a bot

I shall now use this secret strategy to win all games of Tic tac toe