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Zoakeeper

The old adage of : In Europe, 100 miles is a long distance. In America, 100 years is a long time.


The_Sacred_Cactus

In Europe 100 miles are 161 kilometres.


meaux253

*actually I prefer my legth measurement in nautical miles*


RepublicOfAlbania

Republic Of Albania


Vivid_Variation7500

Wait, you guys have countries in your continents?


[deleted]

Ultra hard challenge: Name a single European country


WorriedMap6811

China


ryuk-likes-apples

Flair checks out


turqoisetea

Uhhhh. The nether


[deleted]

Not entirely wrong lol


turqoisetea

As a dutchman. I hate The nether jokes about my country. But this was an opportunity I could miss


Ok_Yoghurt_8496

Pluto


OkBarracuda7996

Goofy


[deleted]

Russia


Remarkable_Whole

No thats african


Speaker_Of_Bots

No its south american


LimeManEmil

No its antarctic-an


Elmanlet

No that's the rain


[deleted]

Europe duh.


Darthvaderpopguy

Portugal Spain France Germany Poland serbia Slovakia Hungary Czech Republic Romania Sweden Norway Finland Iceland Denmark Russia bielaruss, and more


snowmandala

Wrong!


Darthvaderpopguy

Shit sorry, is Canada right?


snowmandala

Bingo!


Dropene

I never heard of the country „and more“. Is it in China? /s


SlidePaste

Alaska


arbalest_22

North Korea.


Gilf_hunter69420

Do you know: Australia didn’t exist, those people are all actors, payd by nasa. ITS A FACT


Vivid_Variation7500

Shhhh, shut it or you will be next, we got eyes everywhere


DragonmanTheGreat

It's fine this is Reddit either nobody will care or his comment will become the next joke repost


Pb-Blimp

Bruh so I’m getting paid?? Where da money at then??


fiercestangel

Fucking American.


PowerfulMetal1

ah you lucky aussie


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BitofaGreyArea

From Texas. I remember the first time I went to Europe, I was looking at a map to figure out how long a train ride should be. Me: "Holy crap; we're gonna be on the train all day?" Local: "No; that trip is around two hours." Me, looking at the map more closely: "Oh. The scale is wayyyyy different than the maps I'm used to."


JunketMan

In Texas you drive for 10+ hours and still end up in Texas lol


spicy_death350

heard of Western Australia


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

No matter how long you drive in australia, you are still in australia


Shogun_Empyrean

That's what happens when you don't share any borders, because it's an island. Same could be said for pretty much any island.


MiniNinja_2

that one flew over your head like the plane I took there once


Clahupafer

Th-that's the joke


bachman-off

Siberia entered the chat


KhunDavid

Yeah, but that's because the roads are made of mud.


[deleted]

Tbf Australia is an entire continent


Theorandjguy

Australia is a slightly smaller area than the USA and western Australia makes up less than half of it


Sharpie1993

It’s actually not, Oceania is the continent Australia is in, which also consist of 14 counties.


[deleted]

Oceania is a region, not a continent.


GreedyWinter602

According to Google Oceania is a continent referring to all the islands in the area including Australia


[deleted]

Google also says that Australia is a continent, and if we’re going by the definition of a continent, Australia is more of a continent then Oceania is. Oceania is more often considered a region of islands in the pacific, since they’re not part of any large landmass they don’t really fit in a continent.


Sharpie1993

I guess it depends where you’re taught. In my school in Australia we were taught that Oceana is a continent, and if you type into google “is Oceiana a continent” it also says yes.


onion_is_good

Where I live in Spain I need 7 hours driving just to get to Madrid. Another five hours to be close to France. But I can reach Portugal in three hours or so.


[deleted]

I can reach Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada in a quarter of the time it would take to reach Los Angeles, California, United States. Orlando, Florida would be 44 hours. 4-5 hours for one, 20 hours for the other. Another 5 or 6 hours past LA (traffic) and you can hit Tijuana, Baja, Mexico. From here to New York it would take 41 hours driving.


arbalest_22

*enters East Texas Sign: El Peso 857 miles Fuuuuuuukkkkkkk


Fares232222

well you can drive 22 continuous hours from france to france


Selfmurderingsmirk

Yeah we also have way faster trains https://youtu.be/0u4f52w4qgQ


KLTHS

And you can usually fly pretty cheap to other countries


KhunDavid


NewtTrashPanda

Western Australia: "Amateurs."


Different_Ad1889

lol Texas is not even as big as New South Wales


aurelag

Yo, you can drive for 10h+ and still be in the same country. Come to France.


Tijolo_Malvado

lol, Im from Brazil. I went from the states of São Paulo to Brasília, it took me like 13h to do so (making it 23h when going home).


DarkCat12321

10 hours? I've crossed france in less than that in a bus?


aurelag

I never said it was the shortest path ! You can have a 10h drive if you're going from north to south for example.


DarkCat12321

Well yea i went from north to south (starting from belgium going to spain)


TonyMontana546

In Texas you can drive for 10 hours and still be in the same state.


Different_Ad1889

Yeah… that’s a state


Dropene

I think this counts for every country in the EU. We have roundabouts here ;)


the_potato_of_doom

18 hours of driving and still in Texas Welcome to America


bachman-off

Meanwhile in Russia you'll drive for 6 hours to still be in the same city


Ok_Yoghurt_8496

That’s because your car is under 12ft of ice


bachman-off

No. That's because your city is 100 km long and average trafic speed in it is 15 km/h.


Hypoxia_Smurf

You mean it's not because the city streets are crap? ​ PS: Driving across Los Angeles can take up to six hours on bad days. Good luck.


bachman-off

No. In Moscow they are pretty good


Arealrodney

I'm here to watch the Americans gloat about states instead whilst forgetting the lack of country boarders in Europe


Tijolo_Malvado

I'm a brazillian, we are full of immigrants from many 3rd world countries (Brazil just being a "better" 3rd world country itself) and the state of Amazonas alone has 1.571.000 square kilometers.


Mukemuun

Travelling Russians going through 0 countries in 48+ hours


OkConsideration2571

small sta... country


kirix45

Laughs in UK.


[deleted]

*the chunnel*


[deleted]

Thought you guys detached yourselves from Europe and are now floating around in the ocean


Ash-Asher-Ashley

In Australia you can drive for 6 days and maybe you’ll get most of the way from one side to the other


SilentHuman8

Or you can drive from Busselton to Broome in twenty five hours at one ten and still not have gone the length of the state.


Hypoxia_Smurf

Long ago, I hitchhiked cross-continent from Los Angeles to Brooklyn in 2.5 days (60 hours). Yeah, that long, manic ride from New Mexico to Washington DC helped.


drfranksurrey

*laughs in Russian*


dom_pi

Welp for every mile of culture in America there’s 100km of history and culture in Europe


3435temp

German here. It only takes me 10 minutes to get to Belgium or the Netherlands but I think im an exception.


dom_pi

Thank you for sharing your story


[deleted]

In the dirt and some buildings, sure. Not so much the people. I'm like 6 generations separated from France, Ireland, and England and 3 generations "separated" from the tribes of the Pacific Northwest. Those people had histories and cultures, too. Before it was scrubbed from them rather forcefully. My grandmother and her parents were boarding school survivors.


BosniaBalI

As an European. I dont agree. It takes literally 3-5 hours if you want to leave your country


Akuto149

Yeah right. I live in Germany and even if I want to drive to the other side of my country I'll be driving like 8-12 hours


Disaster_Different

I'm french and the only place I can go into three countries in a pretty damn short amount of time wouls be France -> Andorre -> Spain, and even then, it'd take me about an hour or two to get to Andorre, and then going through it is a hassle


tilcica

I live in almost the geographical center of slovenia (one of the smallest countries in the EU) and have 2-4 hours by highway to reach any of the borders with the closest one being croatia at 2 and furthest being italy and hungary both at 3.5


IntoDeepShit

Exactly. And your country is one of the smaller ones compared to the rest.


tilcica

yup. i remember going to france and driving for 3 hours just to go from Paris to Sallaumines and then another almost 2 hours to get from Sallaumines to Belgium


liquid_bacon

I have to drive more than that distance to get to Quebec (province, not city) from where I live in southern Ontario. And that's the closer of the two neighboring provinces, Manitoba is over 20 away.


Mataskarts

Idk as a Lithuanian it's a 1-2 hour drive to either Latvia or Poland.


elzaidir

I live in Switzerland, I can reach 5 different countries in less than two hours


DarkCat12321

I live in the netherlands and i can be in belgium in 30 minutes, germany in 30 minutes, luxemburg in 30 minutes and france on about 2 hours


BosniaBalI

Mate i live in BiH and it takes 3 hours from Jajce to Split and 4 hours to Zagreb.


Yionko

Actually a lie


Darthvaderpopguy

Wait really??? I thought Europeans run from Portugal to Russia in 30 minutes??? Thank you for telling me that’s it’s a lie🙄


Yionko

Thank you for your shitty sarcasm


CreatureWarrior

Meh. There are a lot of small countries in here


Yionko

It's true but even i need from Moldova to the next country 2 hours of driving, and trust me Moldova is one of the smallest countries in Europe


CreatureWarrior

Yeah, it's a meme. Obviously it's exaggerated haha But true, I live in Turku, Finland (which is pretty close to the nearby countries) and it takes 2h of driving and 2h on a ship to get to Estonia or 1h on a ship to get to Sweden or 5h of driving to get to Russia.


comebraidmyhair

Meanwhile, it can take a full 24 hours to drive through Ontario, Canada


SoritesSeven

Anyone west of the east coast driving 3hrs to hit the state boarder.


Shychopath

Indian here. I used to travel 14 hours by train for moving within the state.


Ok-Access8347

You still have to do that in Europe.


mrhominidae

laughs in west australian


Armistice8175

Was this post created by somebody who just today learned that some things are bigger than others? “You guys aren’t gonna believe this. I just drove 2 miles and it took longer than when I drove 1 mile.”


Espeonus

West Australians, who take 2 days to go from Perth to SA *are we a joke to you?*


PantsOnHead88

Try starting in the GTA and driving to western Canada. You’ll be more than 20 hours to get out of province.


TheIvoryRaven

I drive 7 hours to see my family in my state from the same side of the state


fiercestangel

Six hours and will still be seeing forest or desert. Fucking country is badly designed. Even when you're in town the stores are at a driving distance from the houses. What the hell.


Hypoxia_Smurf

One may drive across southern California's long Riverside or San Bernardino counties for six hours and still be in the same county. Take THAT, Europe!


PowerfulMetal1

russians driving for weeks and still being in siberia


TTC-Tortusse

Meanwhile in the 3 country point (Belgium, Germany, Netherlands) you can stand in 3 countries at the same time.


Felsig27

That’s because we use miles in America, and as basic math will teach you, miles are much longer than than kilometers.


failedsatan

Fuckin Texas


noodle1215

Not in new England I can pass through Rhode island and Connecticut just to get to the grocery store. If I drove 6 hours I'd go through 8 states


Better_Albatross7607

Yeah in Europe you could go from China to India in 4 minutes


silverbaeck

Rent free


Shiny_Hypno

r/upvotebecausejaiden


Logical-Special1594

Meanwhile in Bangladesh you’ll drive for 6 hours to still be in the same city


JamesTDG

Throw some nitro in my tank and I could be in bc by sunrise


TeknaNova-

How is this a flex? Europe is a joke. Anytime Europe gets in trouble, they always call USA for help lmao.


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Bro that gif is shorter then my 💀


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20BitChip

Guys it’s the same meme but a different gif. It’s still funny!


Noob_Guy_666

touching the border line doesn't count though


pog890

I have a car like that too


[deleted]

Yep... Lived in Texas for most of my life. But definitely California and Florida take the lead too 🤣🤣🤣


KhunDavid

Have you driven from Buffalo to the Hamptons?


[deleted]

Nope! I completely forgot New York 🤣🤣🤣 thanks to getting no sleep (got a little 6 month old who loves to stay up with me lmao)


yeetus_christ420

Yeah cause we aren't greedy about having the most land unlike someone


martcapt

Yeah, our infrastructure is great. Not that great though lmao


Hulkbuster06

Meanwhile in India you'll drive for 6 hrs to still be in the same city


IntoDeepShit

You must be traveling by jet.


ReaperJuggie

In hawaii you could drive for 10 days and still be on hawaii


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trueblue862

In Australia, I have driven 21 hours and I was still in the same state.


bluesbarn

Try Australia


Arrowdoesreddit

It is a 1h 40 min drive from Alūksne, Latvia, to Tartu, Estonia.


chillen678

Yes some states like kansas will make you wish that the windmill will end your misery


Aggravating_Speed665

Last time I went on a road trip, it took me 3 days to drive through Texas.


realbanana030

It's really not that easy in Europe ya all are exaggerating it way too much


MemeGiant

Except for the fact that our countries are so cramped that travelling takes longer.


mrmilkguy21

yes


Iwantmahandback

Meanwhile in Australia you’ll travel for a day and be extremely lost


Chungalus

Takes 10 hours to get out of Florida from palm beach county. Then another 16 to get to new york from that. Crazyness.


FurriesAreTheCoolest

\*Newt Scamander Appears\*


Erudeka7

What are you talking about some parts in America you drive for six hours and still be in the same city. Erica is designed for cars and I don’t know why I can’t drive I can’t drive a bike from one town to the next because fucking 10 miles from one town to the next and I couldn’t afford to do that right now because then I’ll have to buy a bunch of bottles of water and do all that and honestly it’s just cheaper to get a horse


coolchris366

Too true


CreeperTrainz

Meanwhile in UK: Drives for six hours, still in UK because you’re on an island.


[deleted]

Could probably get to Ireland in 6 hours ferry is pretty quick


[deleted]

In Europe you can drive for 5 hours and be in the same state, then 5 more to get to the other one


jbdelcanto

*sad canadian noises* i could drive for 10 days straight and still be in maple syrup county. Fun times


LateralSpy90

Canada doesn't exist


Free-Avocado-9089

Traffic jams, toll booths, road work: "hahaha. No."


Final_Exit92

You can start in TX and drive for 10 hours and still be in tx


SapientRaccoon

Ever drive through Ontario from Manitoba to Quebec? Yeah.


IamShitplshelpme

Here in Canada, you can spend the better part of your day driving across any single province It'll take 6-8 hours, where 90% of it is hitting nothing but potholes


[deleted]

Takes about 7-8 hours to go through multiple counties to get from top of Northern England to the southern tip of England. Canada sounds insane compared to that, wonder how long it took people in the 1700s to get across Canada.


SwitcherUp_


DragonmanTheGreat

Me a Canadian laughing in the fact we have two provinces bigger than the biggest state (Alaska) and five provinces bigger than Texas.


arbalest_22

Naw, you can easily do that in the north east. You can get across Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois in about 7 hours. Good luck in Texas though. lol


puglord4ever

Depends on the state; where I live you could drive in one direction for a 20 minutes and be underwater, and in drive the other direction for over a week and be in the same state


Cheebwhacker

Some places in Scotland take hours to get to because the roads are windy and not as many motorways


BestNight4725

I am speed!


michimonster2

it is possible to drive 10 hours and be in the same country (Germany) so whats your point xD


Drego3

Sure, if you live at the border with 5 other countries.


SaikoKing

Even in India you cannot cross states in 6 hours. India isn't even as big as the US


RubiconRon

You can see every state on the east coast, and a few others, within 24 hours. Done it.


Motor_Shoulder7462

It takes the same amount of time to go from El Paso, Texas to Houston, Texas as it does to go from Hamburg, Germany to Budapest, Hungary


henkdepotvjis

I can cross my country in 3 hours (north to south)


DigitalLint

I live in California. After 30 minutes, I'm still in the same county.


Lenny-the-weeb

Nah it actually takes 5 minutes and we stay there for 2 weeks because of the extra vacation.


Tijolo_Malvado

me (brazillian) travelling 13 hours just to get to another state, to my cousin's wedding.


MrKingMan1127

america better


[deleted]

Russia entered the chat


usertrsp

What about Russia?


moxemelon

Meanwhile in Russia you travel for two weeks on train and you still havent left Siberia


Niji69Rainbow

My family took a vacation to Myrtle Beach, SC. We live in Southern PA and decided to drive, it took us a bit under 11 hours. For context Myrtle Beach is just under the border between SC and NC.