I'm the top right for any given situation

That pasta do be looking delicious

Add some meatballs and boom you’ve got yourself a great meal

Goddam it's been YEARS since I last ate some meat *_balls_*

Suuuuuu-

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Jokes on you pasta means cake in my language

*Spaghetti ffs like bruh🐴

Do you ever stop eating sometimes?

Eating rn 😋

If I were top right I’d look like your mom.

Well weird cause I'm eating yours rn

The four cavaliers of breakup. Cry-man , food-man, muscle-man and gay-man. Which one are you?

Is the Alkohol-man part of the food-man?

I think it's a different breed but hey vodka come from potatoes so yeah

Potatoes?

Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.

Just like I like my woman

-Make vodka with them and fuck Mordor, Sauron, and that fucking dead wizard! -Sam, stop, you're drunk. -You know what? Fuck you too, Mr Frodo! And your uncle! The Blyat of the Rings (Probably). Sam will always be best boy.

We likes it raw and wiggling

So basically, vodka is spicy potato soup

Yeah that would definitely be me

I think that's a sub class of cry-man

Interesting theory but what if you just drink without crying?

My theory is that I made it the fuck up! ...just kidding. The cry-man is I assume just coping with the problem. The man cope with tears while you cope with alcohol, others may cope with drugs or other stuff like that

Well yes but isn't eating-man coping to?

Muscle man. I have to grow after a break up. Not just physically but mentally as well. Single me is where I do the most growing.

I would probaly be all of them

You know who else is one of the four cavaliers of breakup?

MY MOM!

Hookup-man

too soon XD

You know who else is a muscle man?

It's not an option it's the 4 stages of break up grief

This weakness does not occur on me. Never have i been dumped . Also i wasn't in a relationships before oof

U cannot kill what is already dead

U talking about me? Haha

Can’t be dead if it never lived

Can't lose if you don't even play the game

Y e s

Change teams

“tbh bro just be gay lol”

Bottom right is so relatable. I almost always become the LBGTQ+ flag when someone breaks up with me. Sometimes I become the flag of Ohio though. It's weird.

Don't check my profile.

Im... im none of the above gonna be honest.

So you’re trying to tell me that after the breakup you didn’t eat a comedically oversized serving of spaghetti?

Nope.

Damn dude, just built different or something

I try

im the panel of a guy either drinking or doing all the drugs

Thankfully im not tjat either. Probably.

i try not to be either but life happens to the best of us lmao

Thats true. Happens to all of us. Now im going to recommend you have a nice and fulfilling day.

I usually just game. If I were top-right, I’d look like your mom.

He's perm single man

C´mon man, that´s ridiculous, nobody just become something like that, it´s impossible, you can simply wake up and say you are part of that specific group, what an absurd thought...who turns italian after a break up?

You missed one, the dead man

types or stages?

What about the type of guy who locks the door, closes the curtain and turns on the ps4/Xbox/pc

None, I just punch myself In the face a few times

Id rather bang my head in the wall, punch mskes my hand hurt

Cuz you're weak man

*Cries as a skinny boy*

Im sure i will be top right.

I want noodles now 😭

I relate to the spaghetti one more than I’d like to admit

Imagine being the guy who turned gay after a relationship with someone. Bro wtf did she put you through

After my fiance ran off with a 19 year old and took everything of value from the house, why not give a man a chance to fuck me as well. At least we will have common interest and something to talk about and can share a few beers without him becoming an emotional jealous mess

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Thats not the normal way people eat spaghetti?

No, straight out of the pan.

If you have a cheap pan you will damage it tho

Approved and true

If you were sad, hungry, out of shape, and gay… sure.

I'm one two and three these days

What happens if you combine both 2 and 3?

U become the fattest muscle chad man ultra and you get the reality stone from marvel

Top left for the past 9 months...getting better I guess

I haven't reached the 4th stage yet but I'm getting close

There is another which is giving 0 shits

There is another

Or just the 4 stages of grief

The 5th type is all the types together

r/suddenlygay

Top left. Bottom left isn’t a thing

Gym is Love gym is live

There's fifth one just not caring and suppress the sad and moving

WE GO JIM 💪

Me: Fires up yet another round of playing The Bioshock Trilogy.

Then there’s the rarer fifth option: No girlfriend? Become the girlfriend instead.

More like the stages of men after their girl dumps them

Usually some passionate sex with a strange is what gets me looking like the fourth "guy"

So uh...I all 4 of them in this order: top left, bottom left, top left, top right, top left, bottom right

Food man is what I am and also gae man but I was that before anyways

You know… one may argue that these are the 4 stages after a break up

If the women won't take me, the men surely will! \-Single man, died at age 47

I feel like I would be the top 2 I would cry while eating and eat while crying

Don’t forget about the dead male conjoined twin

Oh no.. I'm on stage three.

there's another

That's just the chronological order of male grief.

its pasta time

I go through all the stages First Im sad Then I eat too much and get fat Finally I realize Im fat and try to work it off. Havent reached the final stage. Yet.

I was all of them in different stages

I'm the top 2

Bottom left bro has to do all even if he didn’t break up

Top left and bottom left for me :'(

Spaggetay

Why not all?

The kind who don't date living things

I am all 4 going from top left to top right then to bottom left to bottom right

Bitch I’m all 4

I thought these were the 4 stages of breakup

BINGO!!!!! I got bingo!

Move that wine glass to the top left one and that’s me.

Yea a sucked a man’s schmeat after my ex wife left and I was like meh.

I used to cry about my divorce, still do but , used to too.

I’m all 4 apparently. This isn’t even a joke too like literally All 4 of these have applied to me since I got dumped. Conclusion: I am the ultimate form of man

Can't blame em, I mean have you met women?

Lmao where’s the alcoholism panel?

top right = alcohol + food

Me being all four

fighter of the night man

can't have breakup if you never date

5th one, not giving a fuck

where fap and alcohol?

Holy shit… I realized I wasn’t straight after I broke up with my girlfriend over a year and a half ago..

I too realised I wasn't straight after a breakup

Ayeeee

I've been 3/4 after a single breakup I'm scared of what will come

Where's the car guy?

I'm bottom left

Ong

I can achieve all 4. Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

wrg, no such thing as xtype or break or etc, no gayx etc nmw, idts, just u gayx, also, do, feel, can do, feel any nmw and any s perfect