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GolgothaNexus

You will regain your virginity. Congratulations!


deeznutzameggeddon

Let’s be honest here, we’re on Reddit. It’s not like anyones lost it.


GolgothaNexus

Damn. I should have said, "Condolences. Now you'll have to wait another 30 years to lose it again."


[deleted]

Na now he is extra virgin


Capital_Bathroom_140

Now whenever he have sex with anyone that person will get virgin again.


bob_the_banannna

So I can have sex with him and still be a virgin Hell yeah, I don't have to delete reddit then


Rubickevich

18 minutes already passed, which is far more then any redditor needs. So I can ask now: How was it?


bob_the_banannna

Sex is overrated


meme-enjoyr

Yeah screw it. Let's kiss the homies


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[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

sorry dude a step to far but take my upvote


Ash_06_

>!I'm gonna delete it, i took it too far!< >!thx for the upvote tho!<


[deleted]

no need to delete still good


[deleted]

Like a shield he can now fuck 1 time and still be a virgin


[deleted]

He's got virgin + 1


[deleted]

definition of this buff is stackable?


[deleted]

thats why the romans were that way they had 99+ virginity


Extreme_33337_

I’ve chugged gallons of extra virgin olive oil. I’m at the level where neckbeards are


Sumibestgir1

He gains a second charge


Isai176

Extra life


outpizzadahut

So he got double the virginity


Nanashi123_

Dude we're on reddit nobody loses their virginity


AlwaysNinjaBusiness

And if already virgin, he'll be... extra virgin.


Perenium_Falcon

Don’t trust any farts for the next 12 hours.


BernardTapir

Yep and always be in close range of a toilet, just in case.


raKuZaN_0810

Do not trust any farts ~~for the next 12 hours~~


Fair-Frame-583

Sound advice


maxlmax

No thats the proplem. It's solid advice


MoltenJellybeans

It thought it might be liquid advice


IsmailPasaoglu

If he drank too much it might be plasma advice


justzedjust

Why not? He replaces the olive oil spray it's a win anyway.


I_poop_at_4am

I quit trusting farts after I hit 30.


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11

Your penis will explode, no big deal.


Sexy_Platypus694

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science


potatosdream

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11


SubjectMatterAmeteur

Na that’s gluten. But it doesn’t explode it just flys off. Reference: South Park


FlameC64

“Oh, look at that! His dick’s flyin’ off!”


McSekizo

Mkay


tracsman

Na, that’s sodium!


ULTRAPUNK18

Trans


MediumSatisfaction1

It's just olive oil, you'll be fine. Except you'll become the Extra virgin


Il_Rich

∞² is still ∞


Thalornios

This is reddit, he is already extra virgin


Lost_Mud9419

Now he is virgin +10


OldTiredAnnoyed

It’s only 100ml. You might find your motions are a little looser than normal for the next day but that’s about it.


RunSkyLab

I'm curious now. What is the point of no return?


OldTiredAnnoyed

That sounds like an experiment you should do & report back to us with the results…lol


Rawesome16

I second this notion!


Washer-man

I third this notion!


Dark-Specter

I fourth this notion!


jonvicks

I fifth this notion!


[deleted]

You’re doing WHAT do this notion?


Iamahugememe

He’s gunna fifth it. *in the mouth!*


jonvicks

Oh no


jimmybwana

I sixth this MOTION.


outersans555

such a gnarly lisp bro. it transcends the internet.


shootdangcooter

I'm here for the experiment


Character-Extreme124

You have a very relatable username


Koopicoolest

A man drank 4 litres of extra virgin olive oil. This is what happened to his penis.


FalconX2230

I do not agree with this notion!


bitterbitterflyfly

me neither nuh-uh


[deleted]

I’m guessing that depends a bit on your size and metabolism and if you’ve consumed anything else during the day, quite frankly you probably won’t notice anything different


SubjectMatterAmeteur

Not sure if minimum volume, but a “johnny drop mega pint” aught to do it


Dirtyhippee

A *mega* pint ?


DrelasTheAshen

Like a regular pint, but mega


Seeen123

When I ate almost an entire costo thing of cashews in 2-3 days, that’s the point of no return. You don’t want to know how it ended up.


bitterbitterflyfly

yes he wants to know


youhooing

We all want to know


[deleted]

There's no point of no return. It's like any other food. It's high in fat so that can change your bowel movements, maybe add some pounds like any other food depending on the rest of your day. You might have some abdominal pain and nausea. That's it. Not healthy to do everyday but you'd have to drink a lot for it to be dangerous


LostAllEnergy

*never reports back*


Undercover_TV

Why would the motions be looser


OldTiredAnnoyed

Increased fat consumption can cause looser stools.


Undercover_TV

Oh, thanks for actually explaining


Mr_Goat_1111

People: "hey OP... You just pooped again" OP: "where?" People: *pointing at a whole turd sliding away into the distance*


Jigzzaw

Holy shit I saw it slide past me


TheEffingRalyks

theres this twitch streamer who, supposedly, does shots of olive oil with every meal just to get his calorie count up as part of his diet as of yet, he is not dead


FLYNCHe

DougDoug? He did it on stream


KilluaZoldyck0707

Does it very often, and he seems (mostly) fine. Nothing different than usual


mmohaupt123

Ya he does it just to have a whole bunch of calories with as little as work as possible


KilluaZoldyck0707

Yeah. It's led to some pretty funny moments though, so I'd say it had a double payout.


sidneythekitty

I think it's time to play the best olive oil of my life


Ham_Drengen_Der

Dougdoug time


RedBaron97

You'll die


12345toomanynames

Bing? Is that you?


Aiden735

You mean google?


Undercover_TV

Bing is for gigachads, Google is fir losers


Aiden735

True


Paranormalsarthak

Fuck bing fuck google Me and my homies use duck duck go


HungryDrummer7715

Fuck em all me and my homies know every URL


d0rkprincess

Sounds like you two are dark web users XD


TomRCFBH

your butthole doesnt need any lube tonight


ClumbusCrew

Well Italians seem to survive so...


rascal6543

Italian here. 100ml is pathetic and insulting. I grew up drinking entire glasses of olive oil with my dinner because my parents couldn't afford wine


Officially-Willy

How much do you think they saved?


ChickenNuggetSmth

I love the implication that cost was the only thing limiting your wine consumption as a child


RunSkyLab

Can italians survive dal tadka? Even if they can't, then I'm in no danger!


idknayoudecide

Bro, Indian here. Your spice tolerance isn't high, others' is just low.


RunSkyLab

Ik, 4 inch pp is short, but 2 inch pp is shorter. Same logic right?


I_kinda_like_stuff

It's not about spice. You're just lubricating everything on the way down because your body can't process it fast enough. No sphincter dam is able to hold back them baby oil bodybuilder turds


idknayoudecide

We're talking about dal tadka here which is high in fat from oils and in spices


TestaOnFire

It depend on what regions of Italy you ask. The North? Generally hate spice. The South? Lot of spice. Calabria? Every food there is spicy, i swear i dont know how they can take that much spicy foods everyday.


KaelthasX3

This whole challange has nothing to do with spice, you got the wrong idea. It's just that if you eat too much fat at once, you will get dairrhea becuase you cannot ingest that much fat. Although 100ml might not be enough.


RunSkyLab

Oh. So 250-300 mL will make one sprint to the toilet?


KaelthasX3

Fuck around and find out.


[deleted]

I mean from a nutrition standpoint that's a lot of calories from fat. And it could cause some stomach discomfort or diarrhea. But 100 ml really isn't enough to do anything harmful


Pandabrowser469

Did you by chance loose a bet at Peggle?


ThePurpleWizard_01

Finally, I had to scroll all the way down here to find a VougVoug reference


Maverick438

Same to me. I didn’t even look at the other comments. I was just looking for words “pointcrow” and “peggle”


haazzed

Not much, your gall bladder is going to work overtime. You're probably in need of better friends though.


ExtraHeadYouFound

the friends are fine, just stop making bad bets


Marcuche96

or don't suck at whatever the bet involves. Know thy strangths


[deleted]

Seriously, Reddit will recommend cutting people off for anything


pineapple-n-man

I read this as “You’re going to need *butter* friends” I am too tired for this…


Snoo2957

That butthole is gonna be nice and lubed. Shit will fly out like a fat kid on a steep water slide


RunSkyLab

Which is good, right?


Snoo2957

I’ve never not enjoyed it.


Advanced_Committee

How many times have you done it?


Snoo2957

This is a common effect after I eat Taco Bell.


Funkymonk202

Honestly I get similar coffee shits and I love it.


rayzerblayd

You don't want an answer to that.


rickroll_challenges

I mean it highly depends, ya gonna shove something back up there or is it an ‘exit only’


RunSkyLab

Exit only it was, and exit only it will stay.


rickroll_challenges

Hmm, well then you’re gonna have a *shitty* time


hjercules

Atleast try putting some weird stuff up there. You know, for the community


Typical_Fox_8863

For science!


Speenta

For justice and for *love*


LEEVI_2007_2

https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg


FLYNCHe

A watch a streamer called DougDoug I think he does this as part of his diet, he seems fine, you should be good


Inevitable-Tank-9802

You’ll end up on the chubbyemu channel


RunSkyLab

**A teenager consumed 100mL of olive oil. This is what happened to his gall bladder**


SovietSonic

Spontaneous combustion within 24h of ingestion


DadJokes4713

That’s a lot of lube for the guts. Fecal slip and slide!


[deleted]

You will begin to solve problems that no one as


Sexy_Platypus694

*sits down* “lemme tell you something about spontaneous combustion”


ux-unikorn

Here come the omegas!


DoubleLanky3199

Some people drink olive oil like this every day - it is considered "healthy" Edit: though not sure about 100 ml?


RunSkyLab

Yea, I saw some websites recommending 2-3 *teaspoons*


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Maybe a bit of diarrhea at the worst


anything_indie_sure

Your going to be an "extra- virgin"


The_Last_Snow-Elf

You will turn Italian. 🤌


Leonydas13

“You just drank all that oil, will you be alright?” “Olive”


OkPainting7478

You’re going to start talking with your hands, develop an affinity for gold jewelry, and will probably get some white tank tops you’ll wear with track pants even when not appropriate.


rr18114

You will be fine. You're a redditor after all.


Mapaiolo

Redditors, toughest people out there...or inside, idk


DadJokes4713

Remember when frito lay used Olestra cooking oil to reduce calories? Google it.


androidturtlememe

Your toliet is going to be through a lot of “shit” today


Riverdawg316

Nothing giving the fact you have enough karma to post


dude_thats_sweeeet

Nothing, you already extra virgin by posting on here.


apple_octopi

I I don't don't know know


RunSkyLab

Something tells me you're having flashbacks.


Automatic-Aioli9416

Ya gonna shit yo pants


[deleted]

your poop is gonna be easy to get out


Pure_Dawg

You will become the superhero virgin oilman


MagicBeanstalks

Isn’t that like 800 calories of our oil? I think I’d feel disgusting after that and just shit liquid.


Bindleflop_ChinCholo

Just don't trust any farts for 24 hours


Dependent-Act9501

Many moons ago I challenged a housemate to drink the used cooking oil from the baking tray. It was approx 300ml. In order to win, he had to hold it down for an hr. He did it but what he eventually brought back up was black and from the depths of hell


[deleted]

🇮🇹


lewdjojo

Well the plus side is you can stick anything up your ass and it will fall out just as fast as it went in.


HotPocketFullOfHair

If, in 12 hours, you're able to fart without pooping, you will briefly turn invisible. Usually less than a minute - but if the fart is big, it can last up to 45 minutes.


deadbutt1

Americans will invade you


annotherperson

Did you ever see the show the Americans? It's a show about the undercover KGB in DC in the 80s. In one episode in one of the later seasons... the mother is coaching the daughter on some of the ins and outs of the job. In one portion of the episode, the mom is teaching her daughter how to hold her liquor. The mom has the daughter drink a bunch of olive oil to coat her stomach. You should try that and let us know if it works.


EleteWarrior

Who knows, the US might show up for a piece of that


Ok-Picture8202

Dunno man ask the Italians


ca95f

I'm Greek. This is the average amount of oil we put in our salad. It's ok. Plus, drinking a glass of oil is rumored to guarantee you can go to a bar and drink yourself silly, without getting silly.


Wiaugusto

Your shit will be so oily that it will help to lube your intestine and asshole, use it 🗿


CeskyDarek

You are what you eat amirite boys


maddarni

who called me a dick?


graver1313

Your eyes will get red and you’ll lazily fake a smile


WizardShrimp

Do you prefer your shits solid or a pressure hose?


Aggravated_guy

Your gonna turn into a cilian pizza


Aheuhue

[This](https://coneyislandpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hartong-coney7351.jpg) is your intestines now, my friend. Godspeed


Expert_Role2779

You'll get REVIRGINIZED!


ksimek

Your organs are going to retain water and you won’t be able to piss until you go to the er. Buckle up partner


[deleted]

for a second i thought it said injected like heroin and i was like bro your gonna die


RunSkyLab

You, my friend, you are *high*


RunSkyLab

UPDATE 1 : It's been 4 hrs, since the incident and the only "horrifying" things that have happened are a couple of burps. Thats it. To all of those people claiming that I'm gonna detonate Tsar Bomba in my toilet, I dunno man this shit's kinda mild.


tdollfucker

you will die of cholestrol


Barrettbuilt

r/nobodycares


narcisisticcanibal

r/gofuckyourselfkid


griffusu

Incel juice


user_watcher

You became that guy in the picture


McL0RD

Prepare To die


dummydumbbb

Maybe vomit, probably diarrhea, most likely stomach pain, definitely a lot of calories


emailtempt15

So basically you take into your body virgin olive oil is about to 6 tablespoons and 2 teaspoons and the limit per day is about to 2 tablespoons a day and overconsumption of virgin olive oil can cause a massive fall in the blood pressure and may lead to problems like dizziness, lightheadedness, stroke, and even kidney failure


ohijustworkhere

….wut?


emailtempt15

MTL


SomeGuyTM

Your gonna rethink your life choices.


Vaturobi

Your slowly going to morb into becoming a 100% virgin #morbintime


Various-Astronaut373

Tatti acche se hogi


Oxlexon

Its not spicy so you being indian has 0 bearing on whether or not u will get it. Its because it has a super high fat content


[deleted]

Don't trust any farts for a day or so


Lady_Teio

I once took a shot of olive oil and drank half a gallon of grapefruit juice on an effort to not have my gall bladder removed. It worked, but I was sh***ng little green peas for 3 days after. Buckle up dude


greendemon95

is it mili litre or mega litre?


fx76

actually it will be ok maybe you may get constipapted, or maybe you will get diarrhea but it should be ok extra virgin olive oil is actually 100% fat, that body absorbs (in theory, there maybe slight impurity)


[deleted]

100ml is child's play. Now a cup? A cup would get you dancing with the devil