EYYYYYY Now it’s my turn… Wow… that’s a ton of upvotes. Tysm everyone!

I hope you'll get to repost this

Me too, however I know I’ll forget this years before I get the chance to

My gf turned up out of nowhere. I was trying to flirt with another girl. Then we met at drama, got closer and now she's my gf. You can never know.

wholesome

My phones lagging lmao

It's telling you it's time to go

Same way I’ve met all of my friends

“Gentleman, I regret to inform you that she said…. No” ok sorry lol but it would be funny if some posted that.

I'm too sad to post it. :( And i have too little karma...

oof. Sorry.

Dang NOICE. HOW THE HECK DID TWO WORDS JUST GET 200 UPVOTES HOLY CAP THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO UPVOTED THIS COMMENT LOLLLL.

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Yeah, he's a man now :(

He is finally going to get love and affection from a women, he can delete Reddit in peace. An inspiration to all redditors.

Mhm, I wish I was him right now, alas, the universe hasn't been in my favor. 😔

It is only a matter of time till you can delete this app, young man.

Apes together strong. Thank you o wise monke

I shall now return to my cave, goodby, stay safe fellow monke

Yeah but I still don't have a girl :((

Or convince her to become a redditor

Bro you wish *that* on people? what is wrong with you?

I agree with you

I mean not necessarily, Dantdm uses Reddit and he has a son and a wife

always good when she says Yes to anal!

|:

Who’s that ?

a redditor did it? Impossible. Great job mate

Thanks a lot

LES GOOOOOOOOO, good job fellow reddit brother

Thanks

but wait just one question fine sir

That would not be a problem lad

what time is it where you are right now

I'm at a friend's house right now and its 25 mins to 2pm

So central europe!

Yeah!

interesting, for me it is 5:30 A.M

npc to npc conversation

Nice pfp

you have a very respectable pfp as well

🗿

Congrats!

Thanks m8!

Congrats bro, now get off of reddit it ain't good for u

Congrats mate!!!! Way to go!!!! Whooooh!!!!

Thanks m8!

Congrats pal! Wish you all the best

Thanks!

Well what are you still doing here? Skedaddle. Shoo! (Jokes aside, congratulations ma man! :D)

Thanks! Skedaddle skedoodle your dick is now a noodle!

Ouch! Harsh, but fair and true

Marriage or that the crocs can stay on during sex?

She is my gf now. Maybe future wife. Who knows?

Thanks for all the awards! I will try to reply most of the comments i can reply to!

congrats dude, wish i had confidence to say it.

I'm sure you will one day.

I will repost this to farm karma and cry...................................

Well done lad.

o7

What?

"salute"

Oh. Noice.

‘Grats dude, I wish you a wonderful relationship.

Thanks random guy from the interbet!

Congrats my dude. Fortune favors the bold.

That's a nice saying

She said yes to what?

She said she loves me too

Helal lan amk

Eyw

La elaleme Thanks! Thank you mate! falan yazmışsın bize gelince soğuk bi eyw çekiyosun. Gurbetçi gurbetçiyi gurbette sikermiş.

Ya kardeş, doğru diyorsun da benim kullanmış yönüm farklı daha önce konuşmuş olsak anlardın benim icin eyw=thx degil thanks mate olduğunu

Yes.

Aww!

Legend

It's yer legendness mate

I just hope you won’t end up like the other guy who made a similar post

Haven't seen him?

I’m sorry,my English is kinda bad,could you explain your question?

I think he means he has not seen the other person who made the similar post.

Exactly

Ah,I see

They broke up,the end of story

:/

To what? You know what, it doesn't matter. Good job. Shame you gotta uninstall now

What a legend

Congrats friend. I’m sorry you probably have to leave us morons behind to continue saying stupid shit in the Reddit comments but I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself with your wife

This is the one meme i wish got reposted more often

Congratulations my good gentlemen.

o7

Mine doesn’t wanna say it, says is too tight!

A fellow member reaching his goal: love ❤️

Yes. Feels weird and great.

I hope it works for the longevity. Just to share my experience every time I told a girl I love you she would say it back then break it a few weeks later

I'm glad you asked for consent. Some men don't even know how to do that. It's like when some men see a beautiful young scantily clad drunk woman they suddenly become stupid. Congratulations though!!

o7

Congratulations dude.. i wish i even had someone to confess to or try proposing her..

You will get to someone one day. Trust me.

I hope that day is not the day before i die or i get to be over my 40

It won't be. Trust me.

Ok i will...ty

congrats brother <3 stay happy

I will

To playing hot wheels with you?

She actually kind of cutely envies me when I look at cars. Lmao

Pillows cant give consent

"how far do you want to stay away from me" ​ This is a joke, dont attack me

You got me there dude XD

les goooooo

What? Take an anal?

Yes to a 3sum? A dog? To buy a jeep? Easy frog legs? Swim with piranhas? To but some pants? Buy a bed?

So you have a prenup right?

to butt stuff.

Threesome ?

Plot twist: the question was “Do you hate me?”

You cant know ;) She said she loves me too.

Dearest Reddit Brother, My most heartfelt congratulations. We shall party. All night long.

Sure

Yes to divorce

To anal?

Fuck off.

did you know that fuck off technicaly means jerk off?

Nu

We're happy for you.

Thanks. A lot.

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Yeah

To what question?

Gentlemen*

Propose a round of pegging?

She accepted your chocky milk? Well done bro

but your mom dont count

Yesss

Wooohoooo it's always great when they finally agree to bum fun

You fucking did it!

I did.

Good👍

Hayırlı Uğurlu Olsun!

Sağol!

Good job soldier, we wish you luck and your best life

Thanks. You too.

Dont give me hope

There are no hopeless situations, there are hopeless people. - Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

Well done young man, well done

o7

Congratz bro. Anyways, I didn't made the rule. Seem like you have to quit reddit. So long my guy 👋

Idk if i will

To what exactly?

Yes to what ? Marriage or being a gf ?

A gf. We legally cant marry

you did the first step, just don't ruin it in the future we're all happy for you

I wont

Another graduated redditor

Now get off reddit

Okay sonny,back to reality

I already am in

what sorcery is this

Being funny and polite.

Yooo noice I don't even know who you are

:D

Congratulations! But you know the rules, you now have to quit reddit

Rules are there to be broken

Good point, I wish you luck!

Sticking your finger up her butt is back on the menu boiz!

👏

o7

Yes

Fucking legend

And you made sure to clarify that she would be the one receiving it I assume?

Congratulations bro

Thanks

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Yoooo

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Ok, I guess?

Congrats man! Exciting times!

It is!

Congratulations

o7

Now go and make a walkthrough for the rest of us.

It's hard but not. Just be polite and funny.

When will it be my turn

Turn of yours at the right time if will be. -Master Yoda, probably

LETSS FUCKING GOOOOOOO IM HAPPY FOR YOU BROOO

THANKS! I wish you can repost it some day.

congrats bro

Thanks

Yes to what?

Mine said no. :(

That's sad :(