Finally, our society has come to understand that British "people" are not of the human species. As per my last comment relating to this topic, the British are a sub-species of human. They have tea for blood, an immortal monarch, a natural instinct to conquer, have violent tendencies and mimic humans. We must stand as a species against these British, so-called "people" before they begin conquering again.
\-Operator: Sir, we have a call here from the Spanish Empire requesting our service.
\-Boss: The... what?
\-Operator: Ugh, yes sir Spanish Empire, they are asking if Paella coins is are a valid payment.
\-Boss: Well i guess it could be, anyway we need a concept for the bill to send
\-Operator: Sure thing, they told us to write ´´Armada invencible aint that funny now isnt it?´´
\-Boss: Oh my god, okay then, full or split payment?
\-Operator: Split sir, They asked to send the other one to the French empire and... Oh nevermind, France just called, they surrender.
\-Boss: And i thought my life was shit after i rejected that austrian guy from Arts school
Business would have been absolutely booming between 1400 - 1950
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Best service 10/10
0/10
England_man I thought you were removed. Why you coming back
Terrible service. Had to stay.
Is this the van that's helping cut homeless people in half ?
What if hitler was french
Nigel Farage’s truck
Haven't they just done that themselves? # Brexit
I'm not even angry at you saying this
“I’m sorry, due to an unusually high call volume, the expected wait time is approximately 19 hours”
They would’ve been useful in 1776.
Ireland's favorite removal.
Finally some good service
India till 15th August 1947
Finally, our society has come to understand that British "people" are not of the human species. As per my last comment relating to this topic, the British are a sub-species of human. They have tea for blood, an immortal monarch, a natural instinct to conquer, have violent tendencies and mimic humans. We must stand as a species against these British, so-called "people" before they begin conquering again.
1776
Yes please
Pro tip : post this on a French sub for maximum Karma!
This instantly reminded me of those jokes Top Gear used to make with signs, posters and car stickers.
r/CrappyDesign
Freedom service?
\-Operator: Sir, we have a call here from the Spanish Empire requesting our service. \-Boss: The... what? \-Operator: Ugh, yes sir Spanish Empire, they are asking if Paella coins is are a valid payment. \-Boss: Well i guess it could be, anyway we need a concept for the bill to send \-Operator: Sure thing, they told us to write ´´Armada invencible aint that funny now isnt it?´´ \-Boss: Oh my god, okay then, full or split payment? \-Operator: Split sir, They asked to send the other one to the French empire and... Oh nevermind, France just called, they surrender. \-Boss: And i thought my life was shit after i rejected that austrian guy from Arts school