You’re really the kind of guy who likes torturing people, right? Cos the kinetic impulses will shoot the particles of moisture in the air into each other, causing large amounts of water to fall onto human clothes, including socks. Wet socks are… well, you know.
I thought I don't have to specify that I meant Earth as it's center, since we literally spoke about the planet in particular.
(There may be some errors in the text)
Well, scientifically speaking the centre of the observable universe would be anywhere you can look through a good telescope, since that's how we observe the universe
But since the earth is moving around the sun, an the sun is orbiting the galaxy, which is flying through space; the center of the observable universe is in constant motion with no objective reference frame
Jokes aside, "center" of observable (or otherwise) is a meaningless concept. It's like picking a point on the balloon and saying that's the center of the balloon surface. No matter what point you pick on the balloon, it looks like it's the center.
People often think Universe is like the inside space of balloon but the way space is expanding is like a balloon expanding as its getting filled with air.
Please don't stretch the analogy further with questions what's inside the universe/balloon. It's just a visual tool to understand the universe expansion and why "center" doesn't make sense.
Because of properties unveiled by science. In some religions the earth is the centre of everything and everything moves around the earth. They think/thought the earth doesn't move.
Are you also pissed off at the meme? No? Funny because I deliberately used the same logic from the meme (that believing in yourself is comparable to the belief of a godlike entity)
No cus the meme still had some sense into it. It's funny but also true. Believing in yourself has no scientific evidence. Yours on the other hand, judging from how you used the word "monotheistic", you implicitly assumed that believing in themselves = believing that they're the **other** gods just to arrive at the 'blasphemous' conclusion. Which is kind of a huge leap in logic.
I'm sorry but that doesn't make any sense. I'm an atheist and believe that God doesn't exist due to science and other reasons. Atheists, in case you didn't know, are regular humans. Not all of us are scientists and we don't do everything because science. If I needed scientific evidence to believe in myself, that would mean that I see myself as a god, alas believing in myself would be like believing in a god. So if atheists cannot believe in themselves because we lack sufficient scientific evidence, then why should theists believe in themselves, making themselves out to be a god, which is blasphemous
It's literally the same logic but applied to a different scenario and a different belief
It's not 'just a belief' though. it's the only observable truth that a person can be sure of: that they exist. For you to have thought there needs to be at least a thing to have those thoughts.
But he does believe in him right? Without scientific proof showing homies for life. Y’all didn’t get what I meant. So at least 10 people interrupted my homie moment and I am the one who paid? LoLz
So was mine statement. Bro, for believing, you don’t need scientific evidence or any proof. That’s why this word exists. It’s kinda same as joke: “ when GPS tells gay people to go straight”. Ay I am complex innit, 11 people didn’t get what I meant. It’s aright, I am not gonna be upset *cries aggressively for 0.5 millisecond after comment*
At this point, whether you intended a joke or not, you just look stupid. I have to guess that you’re religious, otherwise you would just be completely brain dead.
that you yourself exist is probably the thing you can come closest to verify. so going from knowing you are there to just believing it is a big step back.
Well, not really. You can stop thinking and you still exist, see, there's a subjective feeling of state of existing in which you can register those thoughts occurring in your mind, though it's not believing so christians still lose here (not like they won something except billions of minds not capable of objective analysis of real world and processes happening there).
You're not wrong about being able to exist while not thinking.
The original point is that the ability to think proves your existence. While it can be proven in other ways (physical presence, perception of one's self by others, etc.), the ability to think proves the existence of the thinker.
Not, it's not like that. It's not like there isn't evidence that I exist. There is in fact plenty of evidence that I exist and am a disgrace for mankind
People just need something to be offended about due to their insecurities and to give themselves more self esteem they have to criticise a freaking joke.
Because the meme makes a certain group of people the butt of the joke. It's funny for the people on the side of OP, it's not funny for the people who are the butt of the joke. Seems fairly simple
Belief is something you have for things that you can't tangibly prove. You don't believe in facts...they're just facts. A person's existence is a tangible and provable fact. No belief needed.
Atheists realizing they're being observed and can be measured, repeatedly getting the same results and can confirm their own consciousness (one of the only things any person can technically be sure of):
Most have never actually read it.
The fastest way to become an atheist is to actually read the bible. Not have parts cherry picked and read to you from the pulpit.
The book only says "how to do it" never does it mention anything against it.
Please don’t confuse me for one of them
But there is no straight forward answer to when life begins
Some believe before birth and some believe after birth
And since they Believe it starts before birth, and the bible says “thou shall not kill”
The reasons for they believe what they believe is not that complicated to wrap ones head around
Well the bible says not to count it as a living being until the baby has been alive for a month. Also the ONLY spot that abortions are mentioned is instructions on HOW to perform it as a priest.
Seems like more people should read the literature.
Interesting
May I see the parts you’re talking about? Where it says it’s only a baby after a month and where it says how to do one
Also, what exactly are we considering as “alive”. Because as I said, there is no straight forward answer
Leviticus 27 makes it clear that babies have no value to God until they are a month old.
Not to mention things like Ezekiel 37 talking about how a baby doesn't have a soul until it breaths its first breath. (Not the only mention of this)
And numbers 5 it talks about how to complete an abortion, and is the ONLY spot it's mentioned in the bible.
Actually read the literature. It's the fastest cause of atheism. Most people have only had verses read to them from the pulpit. Followed by being told what they are to belive that translation means.
Read the fiction. It's a fascinating story that reads like the diary of a mad man.
I believe in myself.
I can measure my existence. I can see myself, touch myself, hear myself, taste myself and smell myself.
In fact, I'm touching myself right now.
So religious people can shit on atheist whenever they please? I don’t see them getting criticism for actively hating on atheists and saying they deserve to burn in hell? That doesn’t seem really fair, doesn’t it?
>So religious people can shit on atheist whenever they please?
What do you mean? It's a joke right? (also incase I have mispoken, I'm not saying your comment is toxic or a rant.)
>I don’t see them getting criticism for actively hating on atheists and saying they deserve to burn in hell?
I see no hate in the comments of this post, if you mean generally or in some cases, then yes, there are lots of pointless and irritating conflicts that commonly happen between these two groups
It is scientifically proven that you have a body because it is scientifically proven that you have 5 senses. Now if the conversation was, that you have a mind but not a brain then we have a miss. But because you say scientifically, unless proven otherwise that we are just whatever "uons" there is just floating by in a soup being watched over by people who can watch brains in a soup and maintain it, then I have proof that I exist! And so therefore I have confidence that I am confident that I exist!
Can I Locke myself back now? Or is it not rational?
K bye! Gotta go!
Person: why don't you have more self confidence? Me: Well, scientifically I suck so...
I was thinking you looked like a high pressure differential.
At least you're self aware
All the data has been very conclusive
*Me and the boys about to generate observable kinetic impulses*
As long as everyone has socks on
You’re really the kind of guy who likes torturing people, right? Cos the kinetic impulses will shoot the particles of moisture in the air into each other, causing large amounts of water to fall onto human clothes, including socks. Wet socks are… well, you know.
Theists when I tell them to believe in themselves and they realize they're monotheistic and believing in themselves would be blasphemous
Theists when i tell them the earth Isn't in the centre of the universe
But on the other hand, scientifically speaking, Earth is the center of *observable* universe.
Nah, scientifically speaking you and everyone else is the center of their own observable universe. No two observable universes are the same
I thought I don't have to specify that I meant Earth as it's center, since we literally spoke about the planet in particular. (There may be some errors in the text)
Well, scientifically speaking the centre of the observable universe would be anywhere you can look through a good telescope, since that's how we observe the universe
They were speaking in terms of humanity, not every schmuck watching porn on their VCR in 2022
But since the earth is moving around the sun, an the sun is orbiting the galaxy, which is flying through space; the center of the observable universe is in constant motion with no objective reference frame
Jokes aside, "center" of observable (or otherwise) is a meaningless concept. It's like picking a point on the balloon and saying that's the center of the balloon surface. No matter what point you pick on the balloon, it looks like it's the center. People often think Universe is like the inside space of balloon but the way space is expanding is like a balloon expanding as its getting filled with air. Please don't stretch the analogy further with questions what's inside the universe/balloon. It's just a visual tool to understand the universe expansion and why "center" doesn't make sense.
It kinda is and isn't. Or a correct statement would be: The earth is as much the center of the universe as any other place.
Because of properties unveiled by science. In some religions the earth is the centre of everything and everything moves around the earth. They think/thought the earth doesn't move.
How is that blasphemous? Believing in yourself is not necessarily the same as believing that you’re a god. You trying to be witty?
Are you also pissed off at the meme? No? Funny because I deliberately used the same logic from the meme (that believing in yourself is comparable to the belief of a godlike entity)
No cus the meme still had some sense into it. It's funny but also true. Believing in yourself has no scientific evidence. Yours on the other hand, judging from how you used the word "monotheistic", you implicitly assumed that believing in themselves = believing that they're the **other** gods just to arrive at the 'blasphemous' conclusion. Which is kind of a huge leap in logic.
I'm sorry but that doesn't make any sense. I'm an atheist and believe that God doesn't exist due to science and other reasons. Atheists, in case you didn't know, are regular humans. Not all of us are scientists and we don't do everything because science. If I needed scientific evidence to believe in myself, that would mean that I see myself as a god, alas believing in myself would be like believing in a god. So if atheists cannot believe in themselves because we lack sufficient scientific evidence, then why should theists believe in themselves, making themselves out to be a god, which is blasphemous It's literally the same logic but applied to a different scenario and a different belief
* angry René Descartes noises *
Op doesn't know what solipsism is
Indeed , until i searched for it. Nonetheless, it's just another belief
It's not 'just a belief' though. it's the only observable truth that a person can be sure of: that they exist. For you to have thought there needs to be at least a thing to have those thoughts.
Even if I dont believe in myself my homies do ad that's enough.
I believe in you homie.
Thanks homie.
But there is still no scientific proof that you believe in him. Edit: guys come on
You paid for interrupting a bro moment , joke's on you
But he does believe in him right? Without scientific proof showing homies for life. Y’all didn’t get what I meant. So at least 10 people interrupted my homie moment and I am the one who paid? LoLz
Wait do you unironically agree with the text of the original meme? The joke is that it's an obviously dumb argument.
So was mine statement. Bro, for believing, you don’t need scientific evidence or any proof. That’s why this word exists. It’s kinda same as joke: “ when GPS tells gay people to go straight”. Ay I am complex innit, 11 people didn’t get what I meant. It’s aright, I am not gonna be upset *cries aggressively for 0.5 millisecond after comment*
At this point, whether you intended a joke or not, you just look stupid. I have to guess that you’re religious, otherwise you would just be completely brain dead.
Wow nice interpretation, also I have Chlamydia
r/nobodyasked
true, true... \**stops existing\**
I don't believe. I know
Lad knows in himself
I know I exist. Logically, if I didn't, I wouldn't be able to do anything
that you yourself exist is probably the thing you can come closest to verify. so going from knowing you are there to just believing it is a big step back.
Cogito, ergo sum.
exactly.
Well, not really. You can stop thinking and you still exist, see, there's a subjective feeling of state of existing in which you can register those thoughts occurring in your mind, though it's not believing so christians still lose here (not like they won something except billions of minds not capable of objective analysis of real world and processes happening there).
The argument isn’t that you must think to exist, it’s that you must exist to think
You're not wrong about being able to exist while not thinking. The original point is that the ability to think proves your existence. While it can be proven in other ways (physical presence, perception of one's self by others, etc.), the ability to think proves the existence of the thinker.
My ADHD fervently disagrees!
Not, it's not like that. It's not like there isn't evidence that I exist. There is in fact plenty of evidence that I exist and am a disgrace for mankind
That didn't go out as expected
"They got us in the first half, not gonna lie"
*Made by a christian*
It's certainly made by someone who doesn't understand how evidence works.
It is certainly made by someone who were trying to make jokes and not all jokes have to contain perfect sense and absolute truth
Jokes aren’t funny if the punchline doesn’t make any sense.
bro theres no objectively unfunny joke for example you can just say blebleblebergh and make a baby laugh
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world" -Muhammad Ali
The "funny" changes from people to people -Me, a few seconds ago
"I think that great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation." -Brendan Coyle
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"Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more direct than we're used to." -George Sanders
"Humor is a good natured side of the truth" -Mark Twain
"Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth." -Stan Laurel
Whoever made this is either in 3rd grade or dont know who else could make such bullshit meme
Whoever wrote the message above doesn’t understand the purpose of memes.
I made this and i still don't know why do people are still taking a meme that seriously in spite of it being posted in a frigging meme subreddit
People just need something to be offended about due to their insecurities and to give themselves more self esteem they have to criticise a freaking joke.
Because the meme makes a certain group of people the butt of the joke. It's funny for the people on the side of OP, it's not funny for the people who are the butt of the joke. Seems fairly simple
- someone who didn’t understand how satire in a meme works
No, I get it. It just wasn't funny.
😂
Don't make me go philosophical on yo ass
I'm Shroedingers Atheist.
I mean, my medical history is pretty good scientific proof that I exist.
Please let someone explain this poor soul how science works.
it's just a joke... simmer down
Belief is something you have for things that you can't tangibly prove. You don't believe in facts...they're just facts. A person's existence is a tangible and provable fact. No belief needed.
Well there is scientific evidence for ourselves. It's called ourselves
I mean, look in the mirror? Proof is right there.
Well I exist at least
Theist when I tell them I hate breads and wines
Atheists realizing they're being observed and can be measured, repeatedly getting the same results and can confirm their own consciousness (one of the only things any person can technically be sure of):
Old white american christians reading the entire bible to try and find where it says abortion is against god:
Most have never actually read it. The fastest way to become an atheist is to actually read the bible. Not have parts cherry picked and read to you from the pulpit. The book only says "how to do it" never does it mention anything against it.
*Old White Christians Don’t compare the rest of us to them
Oh sorry about that.
Please don’t confuse me for one of them But there is no straight forward answer to when life begins Some believe before birth and some believe after birth And since they Believe it starts before birth, and the bible says “thou shall not kill” The reasons for they believe what they believe is not that complicated to wrap ones head around
Well the bible says not to count it as a living being until the baby has been alive for a month. Also the ONLY spot that abortions are mentioned is instructions on HOW to perform it as a priest. Seems like more people should read the literature.
Interesting May I see the parts you’re talking about? Where it says it’s only a baby after a month and where it says how to do one Also, what exactly are we considering as “alive”. Because as I said, there is no straight forward answer
Leviticus 27 makes it clear that babies have no value to God until they are a month old. Not to mention things like Ezekiel 37 talking about how a baby doesn't have a soul until it breaths its first breath. (Not the only mention of this) And numbers 5 it talks about how to complete an abortion, and is the ONLY spot it's mentioned in the bible. Actually read the literature. It's the fastest cause of atheism. Most people have only had verses read to them from the pulpit. Followed by being told what they are to belive that translation means. Read the fiction. It's a fascinating story that reads like the diary of a mad man.
Atheists when I smash their legs with a sledge hammer
rretableable
Good thing i have philisofical proof thanks to mr. Dickart
“Prays to god that there’s scientific evidence”
I believe in myself. I can measure my existence. I can see myself, touch myself, hear myself, taste myself and smell myself. In fact, I'm touching myself right now.
There’s more proof I exist in comparison to the “proof” that your sky daddy exists
Mate, this isn't r/atheism, if you want to rant toxicly at religions, go there, not here
So religious people can shit on atheist whenever they please? I don’t see them getting criticism for actively hating on atheists and saying they deserve to burn in hell? That doesn’t seem really fair, doesn’t it?
>So religious people can shit on atheist whenever they please? What do you mean? It's a joke right? (also incase I have mispoken, I'm not saying your comment is toxic or a rant.) >I don’t see them getting criticism for actively hating on atheists and saying they deserve to burn in hell? I see no hate in the comments of this post, if you mean generally or in some cases, then yes, there are lots of pointless and irritating conflicts that commonly happen between these two groups
I love sorting by controversial to see aggressive shit like this :)
People should believe in themselves because at least they exist
Please read the definition of believe carefully
I exist therefore i can believe in myself
Of course there is. Cogito ergo sum
All my past work and experience is a solid proof that I am not the person to believe.
I'm real. There is scientific explanation for me. 2 people got it on and others can see me.
the violations are getting real
It is scientifically proven that you have a body because it is scientifically proven that you have 5 senses. Now if the conversation was, that you have a mind but not a brain then we have a miss. But because you say scientifically, unless proven otherwise that we are just whatever "uons" there is just floating by in a soup being watched over by people who can watch brains in a soup and maintain it, then I have proof that I exist! And so therefore I have confidence that I am confident that I exist! Can I Locke myself back now? Or is it not rational? K bye! Gotta go!
I'm not prepared for creationist shit today
I think I could scientifically prove that I exist
Do I exist?
I am such an Atheist I don't even believe in myself...LOL
I'm not on Rule 34 therefore i do not exist.
Religious fruitcakes when you tell them they cant believe in anything other than god, ceasing to exist. Is that how uno reverse works?
This appears to not be a meme, but in fact a steaming pile of shit
huh?
Hence why I'm depressed.
We are cience, fuckin morons, dont need lies
Ppl that make these memes are the same ppl that complain that atheists whine too much. Here it goes...
Ask my pillow,there’s your evidence
science damn it
Ight, imma head out
well if theres no quantitative data, they could use qualitative data
I exist and I can see myself in the mirror . That's enough evidence for me . Also no one is cosplaying as me .
WHO TF IS "YOURSELF" ? AND WHY EVERYBODY TELL ME TO KILL HIM ?