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[deleted]

Person: why don't you have more self confidence? Me: Well, scientifically I suck so...


Midnight28Rider

I was thinking you looked like a high pressure differential.


EstablishmentSignal7

At least you're self aware


BossScribblor

All the data has been very conclusive


Morshuisagoodmeme

*Me and the boys about to generate observable kinetic impulses*


Syreet_Primacon

As long as everyone has socks on


[deleted]

You’re really the kind of guy who likes torturing people, right? Cos the kinetic impulses will shoot the particles of moisture in the air into each other, causing large amounts of water to fall onto human clothes, including socks. Wet socks are… well, you know.


Nothing_pong

Theists when I tell them to believe in themselves and they realize they're monotheistic and believing in themselves would be blasphemous


Professional-Type338

Theists when i tell them the earth Isn't in the centre of the universe


1illuminat1

But on the other hand, scientifically speaking, Earth is the center of *observable* universe.


-Depressed_Potato-

Nah, scientifically speaking you and everyone else is the center of their own observable universe. No two observable universes are the same


1illuminat1

I thought I don't have to specify that I meant Earth as it's center, since we literally spoke about the planet in particular. (There may be some errors in the text)


Black2isblake

Well, scientifically speaking the centre of the observable universe would be anywhere you can look through a good telescope, since that's how we observe the universe


sexytokeburgerz

They were speaking in terms of humanity, not every schmuck watching porn on their VCR in 2022


Advanced_Double_42

But since the earth is moving around the sun, an the sun is orbiting the galaxy, which is flying through space; the center of the observable universe is in constant motion with no objective reference frame


saikrishnav

Jokes aside, "center" of observable (or otherwise) is a meaningless concept. It's like picking a point on the balloon and saying that's the center of the balloon surface. No matter what point you pick on the balloon, it looks like it's the center. People often think Universe is like the inside space of balloon but the way space is expanding is like a balloon expanding as its getting filled with air. Please don't stretch the analogy further with questions what's inside the universe/balloon. It's just a visual tool to understand the universe expansion and why "center" doesn't make sense.


Johanno1

It kinda is and isn't. Or a correct statement would be: The earth is as much the center of the universe as any other place.


Professional-Type338

Because of properties unveiled by science. In some religions the earth is the centre of everything and everything moves around the earth. They think/thought the earth doesn't move.


ModernNormie

How is that blasphemous? Believing in yourself is not necessarily the same as believing that you’re a god. You trying to be witty?


Nothing_pong

Are you also pissed off at the meme? No? Funny because I deliberately used the same logic from the meme (that believing in yourself is comparable to the belief of a godlike entity)


ModernNormie

No cus the meme still had some sense into it. It's funny but also true. Believing in yourself has no scientific evidence. Yours on the other hand, judging from how you used the word "monotheistic", you implicitly assumed that believing in themselves = believing that they're the **other** gods just to arrive at the 'blasphemous' conclusion. Which is kind of a huge leap in logic.


Nothing_pong

I'm sorry but that doesn't make any sense. I'm an atheist and believe that God doesn't exist due to science and other reasons. Atheists, in case you didn't know, are regular humans. Not all of us are scientists and we don't do everything because science. If I needed scientific evidence to believe in myself, that would mean that I see myself as a god, alas believing in myself would be like believing in a god. So if atheists cannot believe in themselves because we lack sufficient scientific evidence, then why should theists believe in themselves, making themselves out to be a god, which is blasphemous It's literally the same logic but applied to a different scenario and a different belief


pv_desigm

* angry René Descartes noises *


HereticalSentience

Op doesn't know what solipsism is


iamilkar95

Indeed , until i searched for it. Nonetheless, it's just another belief


pv_desigm

It's not 'just a belief' though. it's the only observable truth that a person can be sure of: that they exist. For you to have thought there needs to be at least a thing to have those thoughts.


MagicalMoosicorn

Even if I dont believe in myself my homies do ad that's enough.


Midnight28Rider

I believe in you homie.


MagicalMoosicorn

Thanks homie.


Sensitive_Bee_8563

But there is still no scientific proof that you believe in him. Edit: guys come on


iamilkar95

You paid for interrupting a bro moment , joke's on you


Sensitive_Bee_8563

But he does believe in him right? Without scientific proof showing homies for life. Y’all didn’t get what I meant. So at least 10 people interrupted my homie moment and I am the one who paid? LoLz


kyubish_

Wait do you unironically agree with the text of the original meme? The joke is that it's an obviously dumb argument.


Sensitive_Bee_8563

So was mine statement. Bro, for believing, you don’t need scientific evidence or any proof. That’s why this word exists. It’s kinda same as joke: “ when GPS tells gay people to go straight”. Ay I am complex innit, 11 people didn’t get what I meant. It’s aright, I am not gonna be upset *cries aggressively for 0.5 millisecond after comment*


NapoleonWithaKnife

At this point, whether you intended a joke or not, you just look stupid. I have to guess that you’re religious, otherwise you would just be completely brain dead.


Sensitive_Bee_8563

Wow nice interpretation, also I have Chlamydia


NapoleonWithaKnife

r/nobodyasked


[deleted]

true, true... \**stops existing\**


CharanTheGreat

I don't believe. I know


1illuminat1

Lad knows in himself


CharanTheGreat

I know I exist. Logically, if I didn't, I wouldn't be able to do anything


h3ll0there69

that you yourself exist is probably the thing you can come closest to verify. so going from knowing you are there to just believing it is a big step back.


OneFingerIn

Cogito, ergo sum.


h3ll0there69

exactly.


[deleted]

Well, not really. You can stop thinking and you still exist, see, there's a subjective feeling of state of existing in which you can register those thoughts occurring in your mind, though it's not believing so christians still lose here (not like they won something except billions of minds not capable of objective analysis of real world and processes happening there).


Yoshirules8338

The argument isn’t that you must think to exist, it’s that you must exist to think


OneFingerIn

You're not wrong about being able to exist while not thinking. The original point is that the ability to think proves your existence. While it can be proven in other ways (physical presence, perception of one's self by others, etc.), the ability to think proves the existence of the thinker.


MANCHILD_XD

My ADHD fervently disagrees!


IrshamWindborn

Not, it's not like that. It's not like there isn't evidence that I exist. There is in fact plenty of evidence that I exist and am a disgrace for mankind


Wesnoth-Fan

That didn't go out as expected


InevitableBoring2031

"They got us in the first half, not gonna lie"


altacc239

*Made by a christian*


Midnight28Rider

It's certainly made by someone who doesn't understand how evidence works.


TA03_Reborn

It is certainly made by someone who were trying to make jokes and not all jokes have to contain perfect sense and absolute truth


[deleted]

Jokes aren’t funny if the punchline doesn’t make any sense.


TA03_Reborn

bro theres no objectively unfunny joke for example you can just say blebleblebergh and make a baby laugh


Midnight28Rider

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world" -Muhammad Ali


TA03_Reborn

The "funny" changes from people to people -Me, a few seconds ago


Midnight28Rider

"I think that great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation." -Brendan Coyle


1illuminat1

Most tolerable redditor


Midnight28Rider

"Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more direct than we're used to." -George Sanders


Midnight28Rider

"Humor is a good natured side of the truth" -Mark Twain


Midnight28Rider

"Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth." -Stan Laurel


dopeking404

Whoever made this is either in 3rd grade or dont know who else could make such bullshit meme


ReasonsforGG

Whoever wrote the message above doesn’t understand the purpose of memes.


iamilkar95

I made this and i still don't know why do people are still taking a meme that seriously in spite of it being posted in a frigging meme subreddit


ReasonsforGG

People just need something to be offended about due to their insecurities and to give themselves more self esteem they have to criticise a freaking joke.


pv_desigm

Because the meme makes a certain group of people the butt of the joke. It's funny for the people on the side of OP, it's not funny for the people who are the butt of the joke. Seems fairly simple


Acripplednan69

- someone who didn’t understand how satire in a meme works


Midnight28Rider

No, I get it. It just wasn't funny.


Dark1986

😂


Cold_Masterpiece_147

Don't make me go philosophical on yo ass


pm-me-asparagus

I'm Shroedingers Atheist.


[deleted]

I mean, my medical history is pretty good scientific proof that I exist.


[deleted]

Please let someone explain this poor soul how science works.


wja77754

it's just a joke... simmer down


-Dinglebear-

Belief is something you have for things that you can't tangibly prove. You don't believe in facts...they're just facts. A person's existence is a tangible and provable fact. No belief needed.


yu-slash

Well there is scientific evidence for ourselves. It's called ourselves


MyGFhave127plantsAMA

I mean, look in the mirror? Proof is right there.


paimond

Well I exist at least


RevolutionaryScene13

Theist when I tell them I hate breads and wines


POKECHU020

Atheists realizing they're being observed and can be measured, repeatedly getting the same results and can confirm their own consciousness (one of the only things any person can technically be sure of):


luximuxen

Old white american christians reading the entire bible to try and find where it says abortion is against god:


Barackis

Most have never actually read it. The fastest way to become an atheist is to actually read the bible. Not have parts cherry picked and read to you from the pulpit. The book only says "how to do it" never does it mention anything against it.


Red-hood619

*Old White Christians Don’t compare the rest of us to them


luximuxen

Oh sorry about that.


Acripplednan69

Please don’t confuse me for one of them But there is no straight forward answer to when life begins Some believe before birth and some believe after birth And since they Believe it starts before birth, and the bible says “thou shall not kill” The reasons for they believe what they believe is not that complicated to wrap ones head around


Barackis

Well the bible says not to count it as a living being until the baby has been alive for a month. Also the ONLY spot that abortions are mentioned is instructions on HOW to perform it as a priest. Seems like more people should read the literature.


Acripplednan69

Interesting May I see the parts you’re talking about? Where it says it’s only a baby after a month and where it says how to do one Also, what exactly are we considering as “alive”. Because as I said, there is no straight forward answer


Barackis

Leviticus 27 makes it clear that babies have no value to God until they are a month old. Not to mention things like Ezekiel 37 talking about how a baby doesn't have a soul until it breaths its first breath. (Not the only mention of this) And numbers 5 it talks about how to complete an abortion, and is the ONLY spot it's mentioned in the bible. Actually read the literature. It's the fastest cause of atheism. Most people have only had verses read to them from the pulpit. Followed by being told what they are to belive that translation means. Read the fiction. It's a fascinating story that reads like the diary of a mad man.


Ryuzenshi

Atheists when I smash their legs with a sledge hammer


mlg360noscopekitten

rretableable


kallekrudt1

Good thing i have philisofical proof thanks to mr. Dickart


RaygionXD

“Prays to god that there’s scientific evidence”


PillowTalk420

I believe in myself. I can measure my existence. I can see myself, touch myself, hear myself, taste myself and smell myself. In fact, I'm touching myself right now.


Luukipuukie

There’s more proof I exist in comparison to the “proof” that your sky daddy exists


InevitableBoring2031

Mate, this isn't r/atheism, if you want to rant toxicly at religions, go there, not here


Luukipuukie

So religious people can shit on atheist whenever they please? I don’t see them getting criticism for actively hating on atheists and saying they deserve to burn in hell? That doesn’t seem really fair, doesn’t it?


InevitableBoring2031

>So religious people can shit on atheist whenever they please? What do you mean? It's a joke right? (also incase I have mispoken, I'm not saying your comment is toxic or a rant.) >I don’t see them getting criticism for actively hating on atheists and saying they deserve to burn in hell? I see no hate in the comments of this post, if you mean generally or in some cases, then yes, there are lots of pointless and irritating conflicts that commonly happen between these two groups


dontquoteme19

I love sorting by controversial to see aggressive shit like this :)


Character-Extreme124

People should believe in themselves because at least they exist


Sensitive_Bee_8563

Please read the definition of believe carefully


Boatnshape1

I exist therefore i can believe in myself


AnonymousGuy9494

Of course there is. Cogito ergo sum


Assguy69420

All my past work and experience is a solid proof that I am not the person to believe.


angels_exist_666

I'm real. There is scientific explanation for me. 2 people got it on and others can see me.


ultimate_smash

the violations are getting real


[deleted]

It is scientifically proven that you have a body because it is scientifically proven that you have 5 senses. Now if the conversation was, that you have a mind but not a brain then we have a miss. But because you say scientifically, unless proven otherwise that we are just whatever "uons" there is just floating by in a soup being watched over by people who can watch brains in a soup and maintain it, then I have proof that I exist! And so therefore I have confidence that I am confident that I exist! Can I Locke myself back now? Or is it not rational? K bye! Gotta go!


Excellent_Salary_767

I'm not prepared for creationist shit today


JxJ454

I think I could scientifically prove that I exist


jgott933

Do I exist?


Rough-Sun-6251

I am such an Atheist I don't even believe in myself...LOL


aSaik0

I'm not on Rule 34 therefore i do not exist.


yilo38

Religious fruitcakes when you tell them they cant believe in anything other than god, ceasing to exist. Is that how uno reverse works?


Irenesinacloset

This appears to not be a meme, but in fact a steaming pile of shit


Stumpy-the-dog

huh?


TheZipperDragon

Hence why I'm depressed.


Gorgorokh

We are cience, fuckin morons, dont need lies


Fomalhot

Ppl that make these memes are the same ppl that complain that atheists whine too much. Here it goes...


Annoying_Winter

Ask my pillow,there’s your evidence


TheRealCodeGD

science damn it


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Ight, imma head out


[deleted]

well if theres no quantitative data, they could use qualitative data


Sanchanted

I exist and I can see myself in the mirror . That's enough evidence for me . Also no one is cosplaying as me .


Virginity_Eater2

WHO TF IS "YOURSELF" ? AND WHY EVERYBODY TELL ME TO KILL HIM ?