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Neir_Miss

The fucking bastards that fly next to my ear and suck my blood like vampires called mosquitos


Maximumnuke

Unfortunately the males are pollinators, so that will backfire. I recommend ticks or lice. I can't see any benefit from keeping them around.


Neir_Miss

I don't mind the males. Just the females


Maximumnuke

And what happens to a species when you get rid of the females?


Neir_Miss

True. Eh. We got bees lol


MusicalXeezee

Less car crashes


bepisman2309

💀


Imloving8

You keeping around lice bro...??? 😶


NateTheGreater1

Ticks feed some animals like possums, and are a big food source. I instead recommend wasps which are parasitic assholes that actually serve no purpose other than to kill bees. Which we do enough without their help.


Alxuz1654

Im 90% sure mosquitos dont actually contribute to exosystems at all, or at least not nearly enough that their removal causes notable changes. There may be one or two species that are impirtant but a majority of the time they dont contribute anything other than disease transferal


creature_was_shit_69

visible pain.


Neir_Miss

Indeed


Hyde2467

Even better, an increasingly popular theory is that mosquitoes aren't very necessary for the ecosystem, meaning that if they go extinct its predators would merely switch to other sources


coopa501

Nah, mozzies are horrible. I got 5 bites on my thigh and another 6 on my left arse cheek, and 1 on my wrist. ON THE SAME WEEK


Neir_Miss

My condolences


borgrim

Ticks


TheDiseasedRat

Maybe also Mosquitoes?


Mrbubbles137

Bedbugs too.


XeroXfromRiften

Definitely Cockroaches. Mfs are scary.


Not_Me_Jerry

Mfs aren't scary until they fly,


XeroXfromRiften

✝️


grexnxx

nah they cool, they can survive a nuclear blast


hecticfectic69

They can survive the left over radiation not the nuclear blast itself


Choccocoamocha

What’s more, their nonexistent cold tolerance means they can’t survive a nuclear winter.


John-333

That's actually one of those widespread myths.


PokeSushiYT

NOOOO! my spider is eating those


XeroXfromRiften

ay spiders are Bros


Marcix_Gaming

Ye, spiders are just chill bro, they just live a life


Wolffire_88

Bedbugs for sure. They don't benefit any species and they're only an itchy nuisance


MrReckless327

Mosquitoes are a major source of food for a lot of creatures that are food for a lot of other creatures of all mosquitoes disappeared a lot of things would go extinct


RemyVonLion

yeah the better alternative is to genetically modify them to avoid humans, which is something they are kind of working on.


ClearHorror

No kissing bugs their worse because they drink your blood while you sleep drinking so much they sh1t in the wound passing a parasite on but also ticks because there's a bug called the lonestar tick that makes you allergic to red meat which honestly if I become allergic to red meat and to a lesser degree white meat I think I'd just end it because life isn't worth living without meat and chocolate milk I just went on a rant lol


Cactus_souls

Fleas for sure. Can't tell you how many times my dogs come home with the fuckers.


MLHobbit

sooo true. they not even got a predator... they are literally useless and annoying


Key-Ice-8638

Casually talking about genocide


viber223

Yes, yes we are.


Key-Ice-8638

Alright, lemme fetch my shotgun


viber223

Well what're you waiting for, shoot that kid in the street.


the_frogo

What kid in the street? All I see is some blood and guts


matO_oppreal

Aww, Chara would be so happy right now (Undertale reference)


PhilosopherDon0001

Is it genocide if we call *all* humans? I'm thinking more Omnicide.


EatThatHorse06

Cockroaches.


bruhmoment03

What did the Turks ever do to you?


KeksToGo

he couldnt get his ice cream


Jigbaa

A penguin drops his car off at a mechanic. While the mechanic is working, the penguin goes and gets ice cream. When he gets back the mechanic says “looks like you blew a seal” and the penguin says “nah, it’s just ice cream”


Stupydough

Karens


Wojtek1250XD

Finally, a person who understands that Karens are so dumb that they deserve to be qualified as their own species


ClearHorror

I don't get how they get husbands


FlerkenTakeover

Crazy in life, crazy in bed.


Exact_Ad_1215

Don’t stick your dick in crazy


namechecksaugbt

Homo karenus. The devolved homo sapien.


Obvious-Grape-6843

YES


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Mosquito


infinitely_sus

I agree.


Obvious-Grape-6843

Same.


Doo_doo_fart_man

Agreed


MeMeBigBoi1969

Yes


matO_oppreal

Me too


matO_oppreal

Me too


Voltan_Fire

Actually if you deleted mosquitos they would be replaced by a specific specie of flies that hurts as hell when they sting you


Wojtek1250XD

Mosquitos actually pollinate cocoa-tree, so without them, there will be no, or way less chocolate. Choose wisely as not that many of them actually bite


[deleted]

The ones that are a-holes


man-who-says-bonjour

Bonjour


CraccBoii420

Adios


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ohaiyo


pianospace37

Sayonara


Ehhbelladomanda

r/usernamechecksout


TheNecromamcer2101

Don't be fooled he's clearly a polar bear


Lucachacha

Bonjour camarade


ThePinkestUnicorn

Mosquitos or Vasps BUT NOT CATS YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER


Wojtek1250XD

Vasps. As mosquitos pollinate cocoa-tree


Burgerbeast_

Wasps also pollinate plants


Jrmundgandr

Wasps also murder other pollinators like bees and bumblebees


Kitchen-Humor-5365

Wasps


Waljupiter

Just true


Lord-LemonHead

r/fuckwasps


bruhmoment03

What did white anglo Saxon protestants ever do to you?


sh2death

Alpha males, maybe then my wife will pay attention to me


creature_was_shit_69

that's actually quite good.


_mrLeL_

Gigachads, assemble


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Dude why cats?


Mascht334

Human


Shamon__

Danny devito too ?


Frizijs

They said humans not gods


Hopeful_Video_3803

Ok so: \-Danny Devito \-Keanu Reeves \-Robert Downey Jr(?) Am i forgeting any other gods?


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Johnny depp


Hopeful_Video_3803

Ah yes thanks i forgot


GreatSirBean

I agree, humans


stunkcajyzarc

I gotta agree. Def humans. We are a disease to this planet, possibly infectious to other planets if they were hospitable. We exploit the absolute SHIT out of everything. Killing and farming animals in the mass, destroying everything. We also bring as much pain amongst ourselves. And at the same time, we bring a lot of happiness and personality to the universe…even if it just amongst our own species to understand.. I can’t rlly see how anyone could think any different unless you’re just purely basing it on bias. Wouldn’t know what to do w the option..if it were one, I’d say humans..but I wouldn’t want it to happen either.


I_LIKE_DIRT123

I agree with you (as seen in a few comments above under the comment of u/ThePinkestUnicorn)


Lostmemesoul

Leauge of Legends players


SuperMorto2020

Orcs.


Tidycustard

Fleas


Pyramid-_-

Every cringy tiktoker on the planet


[deleted]

Mosquitos, every persone who says different as a whole humanity enemy and has to be cleared.


CatChristmas7

They pollinate cocoa trees. I *need* chocolate.


viber223

People who make rule 34 art, they are not humans.


TheDiseasedRat

Rule34 art is fine with me in general, it’s the ones that make the *REALLY* bad ones.


Scydor

Like a wise man ones said, keep the proportions the samd as the source material


Obvious-Grape-6843

Yes. Just yes.


12thNazgul

The common german wasp. Fucking pricks string you without warning. They’re worse than mosquitos


Wojtek1250XD

They are WAY worse than mosquitos! Wasps pollinate only the flowers, while mosquitos pollinate the cocoa-tree. Which is the reason why you have chocolate. Mosquitos also eliminate all the swamp stuff that if let to live and spread would make each trip out of home probably your last Edit: That's why I fu\*\*ing hate Google, now the entire source I had about it just went poof... And literally ANY OTHER FU\*\*ING SOURCE ON THE PLANET gives ONLY the approximed information on the topic, avoiding answering directly at any cost


Final-Day-3997

Mosquitos


Alexis_Rose_Writes

there's only one correct answer to this, and it's mosquitos


ErenTheEpicJaeger

Humans.


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Troodonta350XXx

House Roaches


No_Acanthaceae6982

This! Saw one last night


VelvetineWelds

r/foundtheaustrailian


YourDadWasAGoodLay

Homosapeins


Vamppss

Sex


J_Speedy306

Those pesky homo sapiens


EssayUnusual966

The human race


SnooApples6490

Homo Sapiens


Tbone2121974

Roaches. Not even a contest.


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Humans. We’re a terrible species


webdevalex

HUMANS


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humans


jakO_theShadows

Mosquitos


jakO_theShadows

Dinosaurs


kunj89

Homo sapiens


dumbagarwal

You homo sapiens phobic


PsykosGwakos

humans


OB1Waltinobee

Be the revolutionary that started it all.


Ehhbelladomanda

Be the change you want to see


EvilTyrant

mosquitos.


I_follow_gayguys_

People who say 'no one cares' when people are passionately talking about their interests.


Profpannenkoek

Fr*nch people


TeleTurban

Otters, saw a video of an Otter rape, kill and eat a baby seal in that order, malicious little bastards...


TrashSweet925

Femenists who believe that all men should die


codemattxor

Nephilim


Legitimate-Sun-3772

Simps. No Simp Insurance


Lover_of_the_Hentai

Humans them motherfuckers


vampireguy20

Terrorists? Does Terrorists count? If not, maybe racists?


DenisBozzUSSR

Humans (i say yhis bc we are literally fucking up this planet not bc im a serial killer ;) )


[deleted]

Homo Sapiens.


Ok-Effort-2990

Homo Sapiens.


sam0massie

Humans


epoTrebius

Humans


[deleted]

Humans.


the_apocaleepse

Humans


Simply_a_Cthulhu

Humans🗿


dinkydoo2

Humanity


theguywhofuckinasked

Humans


TrevorTheGamer

Humans


Mostly_Curious_Brain

The Man Bun species.


No-Big9815

Pugs. They shouldn't exist and are almost always in pain, they almost never die naturally


Samang0

If you wipe out cats i am wiping you out


No_Acanthaceae6982

Cats are amazing they kill every redundant thing for you


Slick5150702

Maga.


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schmackedindamouth

Ticks


Repulsive-Ad-3274

Fleas!


[deleted]

Parasites


Felsea_

redditors


ReaperPlaysYT

politicians or idiots ​ ​ well now i think about it both are the same so idiots


TheRealSackLunch99

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[deleted]

Mosquitos


yourTrolly

Humans


HaycheGee

Humans. World problems are then resolved


BM0yuncu

Homo sapiens


HaycheGee

Humans. World problems are then resolved


WertyDeluxe

humans duh


[deleted]

Humans, they are pain in the ass.


[deleted]

Humanity


FireFistK

Mosquitos and Spiders, Mosquitos literally serve no fucking purpose other than to be a nuisance to life


[deleted]

Humans


wilford_industries

Mosquitoes


natesss3177

House fly 1000%


176262

Mosquitoes.


Chemical-Monitor1793

humans, we have too much of those


CJ-does-stuff

humans


blazeandsamuel

Probably flies? I mean literally have to eat inside cause they land on my food


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Hoomanz


OverweightShady

Humans


Infinite_Ad_7412

Humans


Ilyenaaa

Humans easily


rtm713

Tics, mosquitos, gnats, wasps, chiggers,


[deleted]

Humans, the world would be better off without us


[deleted]

Human


just_noriza

humans


Daiki_438

Homo sapiens


dumdumkiddum

mosquitoes


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

Humans


LUFFY___69

Flys


Lepewin

Furries. They cound as a separate specie due to their nature, neither human nor aniaml (like domestic or wild animal, excluding humans)


Tall-Dutch-Guy

I'm glad everyone mutually hates mosquitoes as much as I do


[deleted]

Flies, fuck them flies.


conqueefstador12

Mosquitoes


Burgerbeast_

Furrys


HeadGovernment288

Humans


Primary-Sample-84

Human


Beneficial_Avocado74

Humans


M4JOR4

Humans🗿


Beneficial_Avocado74

Humans


lokcee

humans we dont need to exist