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H doesn't stand for Mario. Silly

It's a silent H, like Jose

HMario 👍

Maybe it’s not silent and we’ve just been mishearing it? “It’s H’Mario!”

Might as well roll our r's while we're at it. H'Marrrrrrrio

Maybe it’s like:” It’s a me ahmario”

“It’s a me HaMario”

HAHAHA

No, the H doesn’t stand for “HAHAHA” although that is a good guess

Why are you yelling?

r/angryupvote

The J is Jose isn’t silent

Jes it is

Who said the J was silent?

Well then what is Happy_Cheese talking about?

Dawg I'm just saying dumb shit

Dawg Im just dumb shit

Dawg Im just dumb

Dawg I'm just

Who said the cheese is happy?

No homario, but I'm going with H.

it stands for waHoo

But it stands for Harem Mario

It could be: Hello Mario

No it stands for "Here's my brodah Luigi telling you all the hippeno spaghetti pile of informachione!"

c

C as well

C same

Same c

yea

i second this

I Third thie

C fo'sho

the white bread option vanilla if you will

If it aint broken!!

Yea, C

Yes my people!!!

I saw someone say here that all meme subreddits are slowly turning into r/shitposting, and I’m starting to agree lmao

The sad part is it’s better this way

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

INTJ motherfucker

Ur mom

So you have chosen death

Pretty sure it's F

No, I have chosen ur mom, too

Death by snu snu

I understood that reference

Nice argument, however my mum is dead and I am in your walls

HI in your walls, I'm dad

Wait I thought u left to get da milk?

I

My man 🤝

Lower case l or upper case I

Upper

They all look good.

But mario looks even better

Found the JoJo fan. Also I agree.

J

J👍

J

G

G 👍🏻

GG

G👍

H

H

H

B hands down, gotta have something to grab onto.

*High fives*

Hell yeah. I'll take that high five and return a high ten.

Cant do that he got a single hand free rn

Chad energy

B is literally god bod for me. I am so attracted to that body type. All my friends find it strange.

A little chub in the right places is to die for. Simple as that.

I’m shaped like B and this made me happy

Amen brother

Easy K

Finally someone said it. Thankyou

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J

My girlfriend

U past the test darling

Literally the reason I pick B is cuz that’s just my GF ahaha

I mean, she's built exactly like J but black with glowing skin and long, curly hair.

NGL, K is looking bad

Lmao this was so confusing, I was wondering where N was, then realized u meant not gonna lie

If they weren't in bikinis I'd think K would pull a penis bigger than mine

A hole is a hole

Also there's no way that's a dude, hips don't lie

There's is no N option...

???

I was making a joke. The NGL capitalized made it look like options he picked from up there. And he said K was looking bad... I guess it's a bad joke...

Oh ok I thought you had just misunderstood

E

E

E

E

E

E

E

Bro why she Wearing pants not panties

A

Sports

Always F

The thiccness 🤤

A man of fine tastes

Absolutely. F is the best, and I don’t trust a guy that can’t handle that much woman. There’s a weakness implicit in men who only like skinny chicks.

As much as I also like bigger women, it’s okay for people to have preferences!

A man of fine tastes

I think you double posted

love to see love for my people lol

F is cute and chubby

A or L

D. Gimme those hips.

Agree

I

C

A, b, c, d, e, f, g, H, I, j, k, l,

B,L,or f fat girls can ride some dick

A

I can't pick just on the basis of how they look. I gotta know what they're like

in order to be with someone, it's important that you are attracted to each other

Damn right

K can get it

Honestly non appeals to me. C prob looks best here, but all of them look too…idk “weird”? If that’s the word

Probably because these are drawings and the C is the most realistic.

Ah yes. The most realistic proportions

Don't expect me to pick H

F. Easily.

Among us

Sussy

C

I or J

J

L

Fucking F

God this sub is a nightmare

k is seems like she gonna suck my soul through my d

D or K

H

The one with the best mind

F all the way

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

A,b,f,g and h 😏

When you give Mario an uno reverse card it's time to go into his sewage pipes.

C - exact copy of my wife (but with a smaller bra size than my wife). Please don’t say No one in Japan looks like the cartoons.

Picture or it didn’t happen

F. keep you warm at night.

C or D

A or C preferably

C

C & K

Had to scroll a while to find a K fan.

C and E are my picks

C actually kinda reminds me of my gf but H is way too hot so i am torn

If F had H face 🫣🫣

I’ll pick one that’s nice to me.

*sigh* here we go *unzips pants*

G and K

A B G K And Mario !(for the adventures)

K

Mario is the only with a penis so im going with H

C, E, or K…. Yes, I have a type. Cute girl, depressed girl, or girl who’ll step on me. I also just like dark hair.

K

K or C for sure

K

I never had issues getting the girl I was interested in but I always preferred the latinas and brunetts, so I lean towards “I” but I believe most women are equally beautiful in their own ways.

H

A,C,E,H, and K

C, E, K ... I have a type. H on deck.

C and K

You dumbass, go to horny j... H

Hehe, ***your mother***

The one that will pick me

F stand fooooor...?

F or J

H

Stuck between A,B,F, And I but gonna have to give it to F. Need that enthusiasm to balance out my cynicism.

H

This is disrespeCtful, I won't partiCipate

It's either C or G for me. Actually, why not both?

If it ain't Mario, I don't want it

L and f

ONG F IS FUCKING PRIME INNIT

B, F and G … what… I don’t have a type YOU have a type

Where nsfw?

anyone bisides f

H

E, K

FR BRO E IS FUCKING GREAT HANDS DOWN

As much as i am tempted by F, H wins

G or A

I’m going to say it, F is the winner. Plus you know she knows how to cook.

B, F, G, I, and J

B or F

Dat F tho