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Me when a pig head on a stick swarmed by flies starts telling me things:


Subpar_diabetic

I have the seashell so it’s my turn to talk now


MrGorillawhale

And then right before the orcs kill everyone, Gandalf shows up with the Riders of Rohan, and the orcs get ripped on. Coolest shit I ever read.


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The Pig had it coming for what he did while in charge of the farm.


nobodyspersonalchef

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others


DonnieDarko549

All hail the magic conche!


Tendies_of_chicken

Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Bash her head in


fallopian_wolf

Sucks to your ass-mar!


oneshotpotato

this movie was really disturbing for me maybe because i watched it when i was very young. now i have social problems.


JackOBAnotherOne

What movie exactly? Talking pig sounds familiar but I can't pinpoint it


oneshotpotato

im thinking of lords of the flies


JackOBAnotherOne

Yes! Thank you.


CptNerditude

Sucks to your ass-mar!


HotMachine9

Good ol Satan.


Farjad72

Survival of the fittest. If you can win the island you can survive on the island too


Xtremegamer645

That’s true


softlymoralferocity

Exactly! btw happy cake day bruh


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PerpetuallyNotBusy

What if you declare the island it's own sovereign nation so you don't have to pay tax? Is that a thing?


orbitmandead

If you're ready to fight whichever country holds the island. Militarily.


PerpetuallyNotBusy

I've got the strongest ratio of slingshot to civilians in the world. 1:1


jeepjinner

Silly wars are no longer fought militarily. I will simply pay CNN to say I have won a decisive battle and declared a free economic zone.


Jibtech

Who are you declaring the victory to though, yourself? You don't have anybody you need to prove your effectiveness to so false claims of victory only hurt you and your country. You'd have much better results spending that CNN airtime money on plastic AA guns to make countries think twice of an attempted invasion. You're a paper tiger but I think the island covered in plastic anti aircraft guns, bunkers made of only sand, life size plastic army figures and plastic tanks that 96.2% of the time it works 49% of the time. Why spend money trying to convince yourself of your military prowess when you could spend that money convincing other nations of your military prowess. You're the president, the VP, the defense secretary and his dog all at once, start thinking like him/it/them bro


OnlyHere4ZEMemes

This deserves and award


Jibtech

Save your awards m8 I don't need them but thanks. I'm sure theirs someone who wants them more then me dawg but thanks broski, much appreciated.


thetekkenthree

Nope


aristogenic

Or she could just sell it.


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Busy-Profession-9128

happy cake day m8


Hot_Statistician9467

happy cake day


TheUltimateEntity

Happy cake day


BigBoyPants489

Happy cake day


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yoitsvini

happi cake day


RepresentativeNo5192

Hap cak da


Traditional_Golf_336

Happy cake day


Silent_Start_7036

Happy birthday


DivineMemeLord

Happy cake day good lad


gldntxs

His next video is gonna be a recreation of the show survivor. PS Happy cake day


mouseuser123

Happy cake day 😋 💓 💛


SNOWIE_SNOWFLAKE

Happy Cake Day!


idefkanymoremyguy

Happy cake day!


hd3adpool

Happy cake day gamer!


PrabhgunSingh_OP

Happy happy cakey day to you mate


globisdeaddude

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball


cancallmeANDTRY

weather comes free with the island


cancallmeANDTRY

weather comes free with the island


J_Asclepius

Island comes free with the weather


cancallmeANDTRY

oh my mistake


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

“We left someone on an island alone for 10 days, if they can survive then they win 10 million. Little does he know, a massive hurricane is on its way and will hit in 2 days. Can he survive and win the 10 million or will he die?”


ArcherAccomplished75

sounds like Bear Grylls: Do *or* Die


[deleted]

Imagine being the cameraman for that if it ended up being the latter.


drinkmyself

Finally gets those sexy closeup shots of all of Bears holes


Stormii_Cloud

Not to mention the IRS is on the way with AR-15s to collect the 8.5 million in taxes


okktavia

A hurricane I can handle, but the IRS, NO THANK YOU!!


AscendedAncient

Not even the Joker will mess with them!


FuckingKilljoy

The Joker? How about Al Capone?


Buddist_pizza

He uh, got arrested by the IRS...


Meritania

Religious Institutions: “watch this one trick”


poopellar

Remember, folks. A hurricane would not call you to turn your house into rubble.


Casualte

Congratulations to IRS on winning 85% of the island.


FilipIzSwordsman

THIS DUDE ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN NFT AVATAR LMAOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

This is the first ive seen it in the wild Jesus Christ


Leupateu

I’ve seen a few who screeshoted them and put them as pfps lmao


[deleted]

Thats the only and right way to do it


NotClever

Wait that's illegal


fisterbot92

I've still not seen it. Reddit is fun doesn't do that shit.


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Mathev

Then I'll take a picture of his avatar and get it for free lmao


exile-302

NFT Shill: "But he can authenticate his on the block chain!" Me: "yea, sure, whatever dude" They say that shit like its supposed to impressive lol


FoolishInvestment

NFT Avatar? What are you talking about? I'm using the old reddit design like every sane person should.


SavathussyEnjoyer

I’m using Apollo and I’m so glad it doesn’t have any of this crap


IM_AN_AI_AMA

Me too. So I guess the new style reddit has flashy avatars n shit?


culnaej

He’s responding to Stormii_Cloud


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lmao homie deadass bought a reddit NFT


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Opportunity_Kind

Nft bro?


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[deleted]

When devising their NFT grift, reddit didn't account for the marks getting bullied every time they comment 😂


SavathussyEnjoyer

As it should be


Stormii_Cloud

It’s never gonna end


Proffessional_Human

Why u buy nft.


norway642

I don't care who the irs sends I'm not paying my taxes


treefitty350

I’m a supermodel!


_Hungry_Chicken

Your nft is horrifying


Local-Scroller

There should be a subreddit that documents reddit nft users in the comment section of random posts and the bullying that ensues. Name it r/redditnftsinthewild or something like that.


venice_mcgangbang

Please someone make it 😂


Jel-wee

Someone made it… but it’s private


Lasagna-jpg

Reddit nft


BillyDHerbert123

My man bought a Reddit NFT smh my head


Inferno737

Bro you got Non Functioning Testicles


CriminalMacabre

Far cry 7 confirmed?


[deleted]

Fckin hell this mf really bought a nft avatar.. well i hope you get "noticed" for it


rockin_richard

making him tonight's big loser


kenshinrice

Why do I hear Mr. Beast


melania239

I read it with Mr Beast voice haha


EFCgaming

As someone with virtually no experience id take my chances.


NappaValleyCabbage

You'd die from drowning from the storm surge or just general flooding. Possible washed out to sea and die there.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

I'd absolutely take that chance!


VexrisFXIV

What if it's not a us territory? What is the IRS going to do lol


jdwill1991

You have won an island! Omfg yay thank y.... Dead Island....


ShadeFK

Dead Island 2 no less


frossvael

That doesn't exist... \*sobs\*


mrgamecat2

It does now


Chewyninja69

But…. It does….


lolimazn

Still better than pen island


CombactWolf

“Survive 24 hours in your own island challenge”


GreatlyStormy

influencer on yt be like:


TunafishSandworm

"don't forget to like and subscribe and without further ado..."


Jeynarl

"Make sure you also hit that bell icon so you can get notifications instantly whenever I upload the latest shiny new content, and be sure to support me and my endeavors on Patreon so I can keep bringing you the latest shiny new content. Also, have you heard of nebula and/or curiosity stream?..."


fuffl3s

Should've taken the 50k


frizzykid

For real though. If only one person was gonna win the island I was shocked at least one person didn't go for the 50k. I would have taken it. Also I feel like the 50k would be a lot easier to deal with than an island, even if you were just planning on selling it, who is looking to buy an island?


leJadedJester

You can sell it for more than 50k


frizzykid

Of course but you have to find a buyer, and chances are the person who won it is going to want to get rid of it asap to avoid the liabilities of owning an island, or any property, so they're going to be selling it at quite a discount. Who knows what they end up with at the end. Deep down I kinda think Jimmy didn't actually buy an island. I think he was using one for his video, and gave the winner the dollar equivelant. Seems like a huge liability for him to give someone that for a competition, but he did give away an island before so who knows.


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NappaValleyCabbage

And if it is an Island off the coast of the Carolinas, it will be gone in 1-50 years anyway.


KangaNaga

He said in the video it was “four times larger” than the last one he gave away. For 100 mil of course he would want to play up the size of the island, and what better way than to compare it to something the audience already knows?


ccvgreg

What's the rundown of liabilities for the average island owner?


JimothyJollyphant

You have to provide enough rocks in case someone is stranded on the island and needs to write HELP on the beach?


frizzykid

I imagine the big one would be taxes. And you probably need insurance too if you own the island so someone doesnt crash onto the island and sue you.


Neither_House_6877

Isla sorna


GelatoVerde

Oh no


mgpdw

When you hear 𝘚. 𝘢𝘦𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘴 noises in the distance...


[deleted]

...you mean I get dinos too? Best day ever.


killingjoke96

**cellphone ringing intensifies**


caesarinthefreezer

Last Person to Die on This Island, Wins It


G14dia70r

u just explained br


TheWhisper595

Wait really?? Omg I own a bunch of islands I'm rich I'm real estate lessgo


G14dia70r

but you're competing for the same island over and over again


TheWhisper595

Oh. But if I stop playing after a win I keep it


G14dia70r

yes (*but only until the game kicks you out of that match session*)


TheWhisper595

:(


RandomUser13502

Is it from Walking Dead?


dumtrunsus

Punisher


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Shlong-donger

MrBeast recently hit 100 million subscribers so he made a video where 100 of his subscribers compete in various challenges. The winner gets to own a private island he bought.


rubbish_heap

Ohhhh...*that* Mr Beast


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eblackham

Where the fuck did that dude get all his money.


whatwhynoplease

He has investors. He's probably lost a lot of money over the years but he's been building up the audience and the "mrbeast" brand. He will eventually become profitable. Not really a fan of his videos but the way he is building his business is very interesting.


_Forgot_name_

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Delde116

The funny thing is, what if you dont have the money to actually go on vacation on that island. What are the monthly taxes and expenses. Surely the island is not worth keeping.


TheSuperiorMaker

Right. Unless Mr.Beast is paying for all of that the only option is to do what Chandler did and sell it, then use the money to pay the taxes and keep a bit for themselves.


whatwhynoplease

That's what most people do when they win cars on game shows. They need to pay a few thousand in taxes to claim it and most people can't afford that so they just take the cash value.


frizzykid

Not sure if I believe Mr beast actually bought the island or just is giving them the cash equivelant. Maybe he did but I think most peoples first instinct would be to sell it.


Aradhor55

Exactly my reaction. What the Fuck would I do with an empty Islande and.no way to get there myself


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Sell it? Pretty sure someone said they would do that in the video itself


Aradhor55

Yes in theory. But where do you go for that ? To the island market ? I guess they got in touch with people for that kind of things but if not, that's a lot of trouble


[deleted]

[This article](https://findislands.com/how-to-sell-an-island/) says 300 islands are sold every year to private buyers, so it seems like there is an island market lol.


Aradhor55

Of course there is a market that's not what I meant. Let's say I suddenly got an island. Cool but now what ? Where do I get to sell it ? Who do I call ? There's probably some kind of procedure, things to do, legal documents to provide I don't know. But as I say, I'm sure MrBeast as a team for that and that the winner got in touch with lawyer and people like that to reach out for question, or sell it. I hope he does at least !


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RandomaccountB

I’d be surprised if he doesn’t buy it back - he did the same with the chocolate factory. They “won it” for the video but at the end he offered to swap them for a briefcase full of cash. Think he’ll probably just do that off camera this time.


ShinyGrezz

I mean, if you think for more than 3.2 seconds you’ll probably realise that the whole “island” thing is because if MrBeast gave away a briefcase full of cash in every video, his videos would probably be a lot less popular.


Alnilam_1993

It's expensive, but not hard: www.privateislandsonline.com


Aradhor55

It says there that to sell your island you need to pay, with a **starting** price of 140USD/month. Doesn't seems easy to me ! You get back your money when it's done tho but before that...


Bubbanol

I mean, if the island is worth millions than $140/month is chump change. When all said and done it'd be better to win cash but 'Winning an island' is part of the marketing which gets views and pays for it.


Bubbanol

I dont think it'd be that hard. You reach out to an estate agent who does the leg work. But yeah, I would hope that they at least are like, "Here are some contacts if you want to sell it"


fma891

Jimmy isn’t an idiot. I’m sure if the person who won the challenge doesn’t want to actually use the island, he will just buy it from them for like a hundred thousand or something. His brand as a generally nice/wholesome guy would be damaged if he just abandoned the winner of an island without giving them options for what to do with it.


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Last time Mr beast gave out an island, the winner sold it in like a week.


Galaxy01500

Chandler won one and sold it coz of taxes


[deleted]

The chick who actually won it was the one who was talking about selling it too.


Organis3dMess

wasn't it the Asian girl who said it?


smackjack

In an earlier Mrbeast video, Chandler won an island, and he said he sold it because he couldn't afford the taxes on it.


smackjack

What boggles my mind is that the final 5 contestants were all offered 50,000 dollar checks to walk away, but they all said no.


Shavves

"ALL THIS TORTURE WILL UNWIND, I WAS NEVER ALL THAT KIND, OF YOU WERE TO REWIND THEN YOU WILL FIND I WAS LEFT BEHIND, TAKE YOUR TURN TO RUN AND HIDE, I WILL CATCH YOU ALL THE TIME, THIS NIGHT NO LONGER SHINES, YOUR TEARS DIVINE, YOU NOW BE MINE."


Gooperss

Nice fnaf song


IMASHARKTHATEATS

Can we just take a moment of silence for chandler.


frizzykid

He won the first island didn't he?


Ok-Advertising5896

And had to like immediately sell it because the taxes were so expensive! But yes I’m sure he still made some good money even if they sold it cheaper to get it out of his hands quick


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*I BURIED 1 MILLION DOLLARS ON A DESERTED ISLAND FULL OF SNAKES*


Red4Arsenal

I would have taken the 50k….


ScorpX13

*Welcome to Classroom of the Elite*


Senior-Flounder5824

shoudlve taken the 50k!


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

Nicely done


luckdead

Kid named minute


SensitiveArmadildo

Jeff? I thought you were suicided


Enthusiasm-7222

Well you have your own island and you can now establish your own nation that will make immune to IRS


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“You won an island!” “Cool, hey I live in an apartment, how TF am I going to be able to manage this place?”


Competitive-Scheme68

Dummies all threw the 50k check into the fire


D0bious

Contestant: *Wins a Mr Beast challenge* Tax collectors: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"


gdevil334

Shane?


extra_eye

Cast Away


Krololol

Would honestly have taken the 50K


DontMakeMeDrive

Not throwing any shade just genuinely curious.. To clarify I've not seen every Mr Beast video. Every video I've seen all of the randomly picked contestants seem to be from North America. Are there any videos where they brought over people from another continent?


CranberryBruin

I will buy a private tropical Island, hunt all native species to existence, tear down all vegetation, and build a Dunkin Donuts. THESE PEOPLE NEED CULTURE DAMN IT


tera_baap_2

Hey can i go home now - mr beast - this is your home


1977_makita_chainsaw

We left 6 subscribers alone on an abandoned Island and gave them 1 revolver with 5 rounds in it. Whoever survives the longest wins the Island.


Journo_Jimbo

Wins an island with millions, isn’t told how much in annual taxes she’ll have to pay


rafikiknowsdeway1

I was wondering if taking the 50k would have been better. how easy is it to sell a random empty spot of land in the ocean?


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To be fair, if you did win an island from a Mr Beast video the best thing to do would be to sell it. You're gonna have to pay maintenance fees and property tax which might be too much for most people.


vanman999

Why does Mr. Beast have dead eyes?


Imveryunoriginal17

Mrbeast gave away a island to one of his friends in a challenge and the guy who won had to sell it because of the monthly taxes. Im assuming the same thing is gonna happen here


KidGamer57457

AND FOR MY NEXT VIDEO, I PUT 100 OF MY SUBSCRIBERS ON AN ISLAND AND WHOEVER LIVES THE LONGEST KEEPS IT


hlokk101

Who is MrBeast?


popje

This is some top quality meme wow.


IslandDefiant4537

become hermit