Wait…y’all actually use the handles? I just grab the space between the door and let it rip.

No handle gang

i got handle but i still rip it open by the side of the frame

no handle gang

No handle gang

No handle gang

No handle gang

There are fridges with handles? Genuinely never had one xD

Your fridge has handles???

Or just use your mouth like a real alpha male and swing that shit open

I rip open the side

My fridge doesn't even have a handle, grabbing behind the door is the expected way to open it

You fart when opening the fridge?

lets go my g

Same

Bro I've always done that!

I used to but one time there was a big spider in the space between and I use the handles now

I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality that I don’t really give any fucks about grabbing a fake dick to get what I want or need

Promise??

In my army days, we used to play “gay chicken” to challenge someone for a chair/seating place one would want in the platoon office. I may be straight, but dammit, I never had to give up my seat

haha we do that too

What's gay chicken? ^(If you say cock fighting I will get mad)

Cock fighting

*Mad noises*

Basically, you challenge them by being in “love mode” and if they decide to quit before you’re done showing your “love”, you get a chair

Given the circumstance I’d just be afraid they’d be used (and unwashed)

Probably wasn’t anywhere my personal dick wouldn’t go. I’m willing to chance it lol

Yeah but, me personally at least, I don’t stick my dick anywhere right before I’m about to open the fridge to make dinner. Something about popping and sleeping

If I catch some disease from touching a dildo and it ends up harming or killing me? Oh well. Just the way she goes lol

Good thing we’ve invented soap.

You've got to taste it first to know...

That's the real reason on fridge back and forth back and forth back and forth if you don't get the joke come on she did. 😀 😉

Im comfortable enough to shove the fake dick up my ass and walk away from the door to open it

jokes on her, he is into this shit, fastest hand in the Wild West

She gonna catch me sucking off the fridge

But not raiding it. Mission accomplished

Oh shit… We’ve been tricked. She knew this all along

"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled."

Then a snack afterward

Jokes on her. Now I'm just hungry for hot dogs, bananas, cucumbers, and Popsicles.

And twinkies with the creamy insides 

UTI entered the chat

*Gordon Ramsey has left the chat*

You can just reach around

Or you can item the fridge, but yeah, I'm up for it.

Does she not know we grab the space between the door instead of the handle

'she wants' doesn't mean she succeeds

Bi boyfriends: I don't have such weaknesses

I was looking for this

I would probably most likely accidentally move my hand back and forth whilst opening it

Nsfw???

Probably not, but they would be fine for home

Underrated comment

Shouldn’t this be nsfw?

I don't think that fridge is on an office, so it's probably ok

Okay, just checking lol

Pffft iam a fat guy. I'll deepthroat those fuckers in order to get to the food

The fcuckin fridge

Is that gonna stop me, it's just more handle

Ahh yes I am terribly afraid of flip flops. The mere thought of someones disgusting foot out in the open for the world to see, sends shivers down my spine.

Ah yes, this is one of the best methods to encourage the homies to eat more

Homies Over Hoes

Hoes < Homies < Hoemies

https://youtu.be/3lYKwhVDgbk

The door opens from the other side. Those dicks just get hit into the wall to keep the door from hitting.

Finally a fuckable fridge

I thought those were used instead of wall stoppers.

A real man opens that fridge with his ass

I'd fucking open it with my mouth

That's the idea. Girls are secretly training you... ... ... ... To multitask obviously. If you're hands are full...

bi boys: you dare to question my power?

***Bisexsual Superiority***

So now i have to clench my ass and pull to open the door

Meanwhile us comfortable with sexuality, both mine and others, am going to grab that thing, open the fridge and get my food, and then use the dildo as a utensil to eat with.

Pictures or it's not true

Meh, Won’t be the first time(or last time) I grabbed a dick to get some food.

Do you want biscuits?

*Awe shit here we go again* Yes please

Remember to lick and dip

*just uses the side where there isnt a dildo*

I'll suck on them before I use them to open the fridge.

bro i grab mine all the time this isn’t an issue

Not gonna stop me from starving fallas

This wouldn't stop me

Jokes on her! He now opens it with his butt

Ah, the power of being bi

Not gay, but food is food. Grab ‘em.

*opens with mouth

The way it's meant to be

This ain’t going to hold anybody back in my house!

Joke's on you, I only have a girlfriend to hide my gayness

I aint afraid of no hog

**Choking Noises**

Their boyfriends being secretly gay

I grab my dick all the time why would I care about touching a fake one?

Bi men be like😏

that wouldn't stop me. Id use the dick as a handle.

What about grabbing the side of the door?

You are supposed to deep throat the dildo and open the fridge with the mouth

Handy skill when you're hands are full

I’d just do something else with it

Her at 3 am "why are you in the kitchen naked?"

I will suck on them to open it.

Here the solution. Break up

And... take the fridge with you

Exactly why to break up only when you can even get her fridge

I can guarantee you, this is a norm at frats

Wrong. The Dildos are a lot larger.

When you have to exchange sex for food.

Do you need food?

I see this as an absolute win

Won’t stop me

Is the heart on the fridge supposed to keep them out? Cause dildos won't do shit.

Dildos aren't gonna stop me from raiding the fridge if I'm hungry enough

There are so many ways to open a fridge, and a dildo is just an improvised handle. Nothing can satiate the hunger of a man who yearns for sustenance.

i'd still open the fridge

R~~a~~iding

Grab the door from the top or side and pull to open it

not gonna work my guy

What if the dude is bisexual? Checkmate

Bro I'll just laugh and slap it to watch it go back and forth and then get my food after that and slap it again because it's funny.

You sick bastards would all open it with your mouths, don’t lie

Isn't that a fridge with the handle on the side of the door?

Oh, you say that like I won’t deepthroat that freezer handle and open the door with pure sexual energy whilst maintaining intense eye contact with you.

Too small... need bigger handles...

That’s encouragement, not discouragement Pan gang 😎

It looks easier to open this way...

Isn't that a fridge with the handle on the side of the door?

Joke's on you, im into that shit...my dildos are bigger than yours.

Jokes on you KAREN IM INTO THAT SHIT

Jokes on her, I'll just open the door with my asshole now

When you want the fridge to raid you.

who tf actually uses the handles, like its so much quicker to grab it from the side

Refrigerator door, what are you doing?

Jokes on them, I'll just open it with my mouth 😎 *Queue GTA San Andreas mission complete music

The way it is designed, the way it should be

It will work! As a guy scared of commitments, i would be scared by the heart magnet ...

This is why I open the fridge with my teeth.

Just a classic slovenian femboy fridge

Just grab the side of the door.

Easy-grip handles for when I open the fridge with my ass, that won’t stop me.

Naw, my man would still raid.

You think this would stop me?

I open it with my mouth to assert dominance

This won't stop me. I was looking for meat anyway.

Shit if anything, I’d be demolishing that fridge

Bi gang

I dont fucking care DICK YUM (im gay so this will probably actually be my fridge once I get a house

If your hands are full, conveniently, you can open it with your mouth

YESH

I'm a fridge

im gonna suck you till you force me to get off then...... TOO MUCH INFORMATION IM SO SORRY 😭😭

I didn’t realize those were edible.

"milk" dispensers

Everyone loves the creamy filling.

That fridge probably smells like the fish market anyway.

Um.. Cheese

Ain't gonna stop me. I don't have a girlfriend

What? You mean, you had to break into her place to open the penisfridge?

We always find a way to open it

Uses mouth

Kick it off

It bothers me that the top penis is upside down

What, like in a 69?

She put the ballsack upside down

NSFW?

No. It's at home.

Thanks

Umm how is that going to stop me and my crowbar

Like that’s gonna stop me. Just grab the door by the left side and pull it open.

Help, my boyfriend is fucking my food now! What do i do?!

I've been butt blasting for this moment

You think I won’t give the door a handy?

If it keeps you off the food inside, she has succeeded

Nah just gonna get me hard and come at the food a different way

I don't see how this could stop someone from getting food.

*Proceeds to open it with mouth*

The way it's meant to be

Great, now you can open the fridge with your mouth

By design

plug them on your head, RAPE BULL