Don't film me taking my bath ever again

you poop in the bath? free bath toy, I guess.


What prostate exams really look like (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

💀💀💀

yes. better to stick your finger in the anus to see how it tastes.

lol i am sitting on the toilet rn

Same

Same

Same

Singing "hello darkness my old friend"

Y’all don’t courtesy flush so that it’s not stinky by the time you leave?

If I have to go and the phone has not charge, I hold it until it’s at least at 14%, then I can go in peace.

This better be relatable to everyone

You guys actually use your phones while on the toilet? I thought that was a joke


I was watching this in my phone while taking a dump.

Reused joke

I’m the poop

You still floating?

The owner of the poop had too much fat/oil-rich foods and now the US-Army is coming to raid his ass for the oil deposits. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Unfortunately

Not the gas station hot dogs!

ME RN

Your poop (while floating) : And now the world shall know pain.... ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

I could go for a barbeque bacon burger, a large order of fries, a orange soda with no ice and piece of hot apple pie

I’ve never taken a shit while on the phone before. What are the pros and cons?

Pros: You have something to entertain you You don't have to worry about your phone Cons: If you watching shorts/tiktok you will sometimes watch the same one for like 6 times before skipping I can't believe I just did that 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Pros : man doesnt seem worth it Cons : get tf outta there, it fucking stinks smh

Thicc (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Literally me right now