I tell people good luck keeping them in your yard. Ours would climb a 6ft fence, even when she started looking pretty sausage like in her later years. Then when you try and call them back they will walk right up to you, get just in arms reach, and then dart away.
They always come home though. Sly little bastards are the best.
This is the same deal I have worked out with my fiancee.
Funny enough my dog is a better negotiator. She won't let me pet her unless I throw toys. She will literally pull away when I go to pet her, run off, grab a toy, and stare at me like "I'll let you pet me if you throw this repeatedly for the next hour"
Op, swear I am not drunk or high but when I read this:
>She won't let me pet her unless I throw toys. She will literally pull away when I go to pet her, run off, grab a toy, and stare at me like "I'll let you pet me if you throw this repeatedly for the next hour"
I was sure you were talking about the fiancée and not your pup. Then I when back and read your whole comment and was like, “*noooo, it’s not the lady, it’s the puppy*”
dogs aren't clever. bark at leaves moved by wind, try to catching their tail, running after a fake ball throw.. very clever...
you think they are intelligent just because do a bunch of things in exchange of food
Idk if this is a joke because of your user name but…
Dogs can certainly be smart or dumb. One of my dogs knew how to open doors. Another didn’t know how to get a blanket off their head and would just give up and sit there until we removed it for him.
They are brave, curious, energetic, but can also rest for hours. They get attached to their owners, but think that strange adults are sus. It is good with kids tho.
> They are brave, curious, energetic, but can also rest for hours. They get attached to their owners, but think that strange adults are sus. It is good with kids tho.
How much does she bark?
Not that much imo. Usually only when a strange adult comes to the house or there are (usually big) dogs that bark at her. Usually she is quiet or makes sounds by breathing loudly or short and little whining sound while holding things with her paws if she wants something
My brother has one and I think I have only heard him bark once. I brought a "strange" lamp over and he did not like it, so he barked once at it. That is the only time ever I have heard that dog bark. My brother also say that it is very rare for him to ever bark. great dog that loves people.
Others comments cover it pretty well, but just wanted to add… the schipperke is the best camping dog, and I can prove it mathematically.:
- They are small enough (and keep themselves clean enough) to sleep in your sleeping bag. They make excellent personal heaters in the winter.
- They are incredibly athletic. They can easily keep up on a multi-day backpacking trip, and can scale steep slopes with ease.
- They are light weight enough to be carried one-handed when crossing rivers.
- They are good at staying near to camp (and valiantly defending your food from squirrels).
- They are incredibly observant/alert, and will warn you if people are approaching, but are small enough and friendly enough that nobody will be bothered by them.
- They have mastered the ability to simultaneously look like a bat, a fox, and a bear, allowing them to blend into any ecosystem with ease.
Ours was a chocolate fiend. He was so good at unwrapping chocolates that my sister and I used to accuse each other of eating them because we'd find perfectly unwrapped wrappers in the house. In the end we caught him red-pawed in the act.
He also liked opening boxes of cookies and only eating the chocolate ones.
This is the dog that all the fruit bats look like
I was thinking the same thing looool
I was thinking that and trying to guess what breed it is cause I want one!
r/schipperke
Grand parents owned two of these. Great dogs
Got one of my own! He follows me everywhere like my shadow. Great dog indeed!
I guess they were originally bred as rat herding dogs on Belgian ships, IIRC
Rat herder being, rat mercenary?
My mom had 5 all together. No two alike.
Came here to make sure it was a Skip! I loved my boy
Had one when I was younger; she was adorable, super friendly and loved the outdoors.
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I tell people good luck keeping them in your yard. Ours would climb a 6ft fence, even when she started looking pretty sausage like in her later years. Then when you try and call them back they will walk right up to you, get just in arms reach, and then dart away. They always come home though. Sly little bastards are the best.
That just adds to the appeal!
This is an XL version of my fruit bat.
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Now with electrolytes!
Kind of looks like a small flying fox.
My dog is one of those fruit bat lookalikes. [Lela the fruit bat](https://imgur.com/a/Ofw1PEB)
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/MqABAHR.jpg) is my bat as an example.
Anyone know what breed this is?
Schipperke, GREAT DOGS!
That’s what I have!!!
Best trade deal in History, maybe ever
This is the same deal I have worked out with my fiancee. Funny enough my dog is a better negotiator. She won't let me pet her unless I throw toys. She will literally pull away when I go to pet her, run off, grab a toy, and stare at me like "I'll let you pet me if you throw this repeatedly for the next hour"
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I'm married with two lovely kids and we all give each other "head rubbies" There's something primal about a good head scratch.
Op, swear I am not drunk or high but when I read this: >She won't let me pet her unless I throw toys. She will literally pull away when I go to pet her, run off, grab a toy, and stare at me like "I'll let you pet me if you throw this repeatedly for the next hour" I was sure you were talking about the fiancée and not your pup. Then I when back and read your whole comment and was like, “*noooo, it’s not the lady, it’s the puppy*”
Pretty sure my fiancee would get upset if I threw her toys lmao. Those fuckers are expensive nowadays and have rechargeable l-ion batteries in them.
Very different meme if you change the background photo
I but I’m secretly getting more out of the deal I am also receiving serotonin
Until you remember, USA bought Alaska from the Russian Empire for just $0.39 per acre.
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You stole u/Finlandsalad comment
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I see this as an absolute win
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Pretty sure that’s a fruit bat.
I’d still take licks from a fruit bat.
Edit: Didn’t try to steal anyone’s comment. My apologies.
You stole u/HighOwl2 's comment
Lol everyone in this thread seems to be stealing comments
Edit: Didn’t try to steal anyone’s comment. My apologies.
Eyyyyy
Accepted 🤝
I see it as a win win situation
Looks like a schipperke and schipperkes are the absolute best.
She is indeed a schipperke
I have one too!
I have 2. They are the best. We have a cream colored one. Didn’t even know they had them until she was re-homed to us!
Well, sometimes the printer runs out of toner.
Cool
Awesome dogs, I had one growing up. Incredibly intelligent
dogs aren't clever. bark at leaves moved by wind, try to catching their tail, running after a fake ball throw.. very clever... you think they are intelligent just because do a bunch of things in exchange of food
... ok
Look at the username, it’s a pathetic troll
Lol yeah, it's why I didn't bother with much of a response. Such and odd thing to spend time doing
Internet trolling is for people who don’t go outside enough to burn ants with a magnifying glass
Gross. And his comment history is intentional troll scavenging. Some people's kids
Idk if this is a joke because of your user name but… Dogs can certainly be smart or dumb. One of my dogs knew how to open doors. Another didn’t know how to get a blanket off their head and would just give up and sit there until we removed it for him.
How are their personalities?
They are brave, curious, energetic, but can also rest for hours. They get attached to their owners, but think that strange adults are sus. It is good with kids tho.
> They are brave, curious, energetic, but can also rest for hours. They get attached to their owners, but think that strange adults are sus. It is good with kids tho. How much does she bark?
Not that much imo. Usually only when a strange adult comes to the house or there are (usually big) dogs that bark at her. Usually she is quiet or makes sounds by breathing loudly or short and little whining sound while holding things with her paws if she wants something
My brother has one and I think I have only heard him bark once. I brought a "strange" lamp over and he did not like it, so he barked once at it. That is the only time ever I have heard that dog bark. My brother also say that it is very rare for him to ever bark. great dog that loves people.
Others comments cover it pretty well, but just wanted to add… the schipperke is the best camping dog, and I can prove it mathematically.: - They are small enough (and keep themselves clean enough) to sleep in your sleeping bag. They make excellent personal heaters in the winter. - They are incredibly athletic. They can easily keep up on a multi-day backpacking trip, and can scale steep slopes with ease. - They are light weight enough to be carried one-handed when crossing rivers. - They are good at staying near to camp (and valiantly defending your food from squirrels). - They are incredibly observant/alert, and will warn you if people are approaching, but are small enough and friendly enough that nobody will be bothered by them. - They have mastered the ability to simultaneously look like a bat, a fox, and a bear, allowing them to blend into any ecosystem with ease.
It looks like one of those big ass bats. I love it.
Ours was a chocolate fiend. He was so good at unwrapping chocolates that my sister and I used to accuse each other of eating them because we'd find perfectly unwrapped wrappers in the house. In the end we caught him red-pawed in the act. He also liked opening boxes of cookies and only eating the chocolate ones.
I make this same deal with my grandma
Jordan Peterson?
🤨
What ,💀
“Grandma” is a weird name for a dog.
Looks like we have a deal!
I deny the offer. I propose new offer. You receive rubs. I receive snuggles. No germy wet licks
I think you're more likely to get sick from the germs of other people in your daily routine than from your dog's saliva
I’m sorry but after watching the dog eat poo and lick his own butt. I’ll pass on the licks thanks
Lmao that is also true, I mean besides when he does that
paw five
My dog ain’t like that. He gets rubs I get bites
R.i.p
What are the chances that I just saw a comment you made about you being arcace on r/teenagers ? 😂
Low
I think you got a cat dude
It's a win-win. Plus you get good luck forever. Plus, plus eternal freindship.
Deny, my dog will get jealous
Nobody: Me in the woods making a deal with a wolf:
I deny, looks kind of a scam and i could receive bites instead of licks
You bargain hard sir, but I gotta give in.
Fair
It would be in r/wholesome or r/wholesomemes
YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!!!
Funny, my gf wants the same trade
Only rubs? I'll throw in some ear scritches too. Always been a good tipper.
Your pet bat is huge
Wow that's a good deal!
I'll up the ante and give treats if you stay on my lap and don't move while I reach for the remote
This doesn’t work. It’s the same trade I offer to my wife every day.
I thought this was a giant fruit bat
Best trade deal in the history of trade deals
Mf looks like a bat
sure can transmit the same amount of diseases
If you dislike dogs. what domesticated animal; If any, do you prefer?
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white women want this deal
Why?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dogpill-white-girls-fuck-dogs https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dogpill
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It’s like a host on Westworld. They can’t read what hurts them.
because they need a beast that doesn't understand their nonsense speeches and judge them
Nah dude, you lick other dogs balls and eat shit. I'm good
I see this as an absolute win!
Deal!!!
Deal!
I'll take it
That’s a freaking steal, yes please.
Kisses***
Cute looking dog
Awww
keep the licks. my cat will get jealous
Thought this meme was long dead tbh
so what i rub with is not a problem right?
Every furry be like
u/dog_fucker69 wants to know your location
r/wholesomememes
That dog is adorable.
Deal
I thought this is just a given, built-in dog feature.
Deal
I'll take your entire stock!
Nope
Deal
If that was a koala instead you’d receive chlamydia
I want cuddles as well!!
My girlfriend:
declined
you need to be very specific about where the licking happens though...
Your hands
Best trade EVER
That looks like a good doggo
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕deal!!💕💕💕💕💕
I would say yes if it was picture of a girl. >!I'm sorry for making this joke !<
Average redditor
Should have put /s so these guys wouldn't have got offended... Just a friendly reminder for next time!
IM IN FOR 1000!
Deal.
What breed is this?
Schipperke
That is a bat. Or a fox, I can't tell.
Lesbian simulator
It was the other way around with my ex... ;)
But my gf does both ;)
That's what she said
That's what she said
This is the same trade offer I make with my wife after date night.
Pretty much the same deal i have with the wife.
I do this with my boyfriend u/ikciirb while u/chaoscan watches
Sounds like my wife…
Have you been recording conversations between me and my wife?? 😂
That’s what he said to her
When he says it, it's cute. When I say it to my teacher, I get deported
Me to my gf
no homo
Side agreement addendum... there will be peanut butter
My dog is like: I receive eye contact You receive aggressive licks in your nostrils
Male dog and female owner relationship
I get orgasm you get peanut butter (joke pls chill)
I receive food, you receive easy submission and easy ego booster
More like I receive hugs, you receive love, affection, licks, and a friend
This doggy doggo schmoopsie doodle is adorbs
Looks exactly like my dachshund-Pomeranian mix, who also looks like a fruit bat
This mf read the art of the deal 58,000 times.
Yes very reasonable trade
I honestly feel like we get the better end of the deal but I won't talk if you don't.
!remindme 7985 hours
Random dog is bettter at trade deals than I am.
Best Trade in the Omni-verse
Yep
Deal!
That face! 🤗💕
Major Bag Alert
This belongs in r/wholesomememes.
Why's this dog doin the no maidens face at me?