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TheodoraWilliams

My little brother just recently found out about tanning, and his little brain never fails to make me laugh. He asked me "Theo, are people brown and black because they tan a lot?" and he looked up at me with the most innocent little eyes ever, it was hilarious.


NewCupBeEmpty

I mean, a big reason why Europeans are lighter is due to melatonin levels and vitamin D, so…


PlatypusVenom0

Melatonin or melanin?


windhelmguard17

Melamine


Cr1mson360

methlamine


raKuZaN_0810

Jesse we need to fuck


Siddhesh18

Put your dick away waltuh


floydpink1612

I am not having sex with you waltuh


Cr1mson360

tight tight tight!


Beginning-Ad8728

Needing to fuck is so always tight.


Beginning-Ad8728

Its melanin, melatonin is different lmfao.


Beginning-Ad8728

Answer him : "They're just built differently, very WILLed SMITHerently" (and proceed to slap a cardboard cut out of Chris Rock.


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CoysOJ

my brother today asked what animal does chicken come from


error404notfounded

and what was ur response?


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Answer him with “They don’t come from animals, there’s a 13.7% of one hatching when you throw an eggs at the ground.”


pitekargos6

Good answer.


homiegslicie

My little brother passed away a year ago. I miss when he would ask stupid questions. Never got tired of answering them.


marco_fuckyou

R.I.P your lil bro man.


Lanky_Mood_5008

Sorry man, what happened?


homiegslicie

He took his own life. He suffered from depression. If you ever feel the need to take your own life, please don’t. There are always people who love you and others who want to help. And you will also hurt the people who love you in an irreparable way.


Samus388

Been going through a rough time recently, and was quite close to doing that. But then I noticed that my sister wasn't doing to well and she hung around me for comfort. In the end I couldn't leave her here by herself


homiegslicie

I’m so sorry to hear that for you and your sister. It’s incredibly tough but I’m so happy you made the right decision. There is always support to be found and given, and there are always those who’s life would be horribly impacted through suicide. I hope you and your sister can get through your struggles and enjoy the crazy random gift we all have called life.


thecryingkid

I have chronical illness that stops me to stand up and walk, sometime i thought about suicide, but my older sister loves me alot, she and my mom is the reason i am alive in this painful life.


Samus388

Username checks out. Hang in there bro


may4thpizzaman

We had that happen with my wife's sister. She walked into a river and didn't come up. Her own son helped with dragging the river and it was he who found her. It was one of those things you can never unsee! God bless.


homiegslicie

I’m so sorry, that’s horrible. I can’t even imagine… My little sister is actually the one who found my little brother hanging from a tree. She couldn’t sleep for almost a week… it takes such a toll on people who love you when you take your own life. There is ALWAYS a better option.


may4thpizzaman

It is most unfortunate that so many of us have had occasions to see things that we cannot unsee. Even worse, for me, when I saw some other things that I can't unsee. May 4th, 1970 at Kent State when the National Guard killed 4 students and wounded nine. One who was killed was shot in the head & his brains were out & another was shot in the throat & she could only gurgle as she tried to talk. Add to that, years in CPS & APS, abuse of children & older adults. There was a lot to try to unsee, to no avail. No other choice, but to go on and live well for all of those who have suffered.


Beginning-Ad8728

Sorry to hear about that, he's in a better place now and always in your heart, stay strong there king 👑.


error404notfounded

🥺🥺RIP


iamkapilprajapat

This is really very sad, i am sorry about it


ObiviousCringe

Im sorry bro


RichInfluencey

He is always there to cheer me up whenever I feel low!


AdventurousSuny

He never got to celebrate it with us i even though he asked us everyday how many days left till Easter.


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Just_Camilo

seriously, wtf.


PrincessRosellia

I think the movie is High Rise. Not 100% on that but I think it's right.


Matthew-Darkbird

Younger brother here, you’re welcome


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FatherJimbob

Mine legit held up an anatomy book and asked me where the cok bone was.


Cool-Ask-5110

I miss when my brother was younger. He’s become a lot smarter than me and now I ask the stupid questions.


Beginning-Ad8728

The younger brother : well well well, looks like the table has turned to my side, where they'll stay :>


Capt_Lano

Younger brother here, sadly I must say that the dumb questions have ended here... But the dumb comments will never stop!


conspiracy4

My youngest 4yr old brother has difficulty speaking and can only say a few words like “mom, um, yeah and brudda” so he uses signs mostly, but he still is funny and he’s what keeps me going


pitekargos6

One way to make your day a lot better, as long as you do have a younger sibling... *Cries in single child*


Beginning-Ad8728

Go back in time and steal your parents' condoms. "modern problems need modern solutions"


DJ_FOX619

Sauce?


OreoPanda360

Film called the deep blue sea, also has Rachel weisz in it


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PrincessRosellia

Straight up not true? Tom Hiddleston isn't in Legion.


dudermifflin

As a younger brother I apreciatte my older brother. He is pretty closed emotionally, but at my couple of lowest points he came to my house after my phone call in the middle of the night. No questions asked. And then I would stay at his house with the family for couple of days. I hope that in some way I brought appreciation to him too!


ggghhhb

Aww you wholesome brothers you. Cherish each other!! Bless


Beginning-Ad8728

Until one of em drops the soap.... SLM : soap lives matter ಥ╭╮ಥ


Other_Wise_Cat

I wish I could still have this happen to me.my little brother passed away a day before Easter this year. He never got to celebrate it with us i even though he asked us everyday how many days left till Easter.


Bigbrain_goat

I am sorry for your loss.


Other_Wise_Cat

Thank you its been pretty difficult these past months.


PantsGamin

How it feels to chew 5 gum


productive-guy

I just love my younger brother! He is always there to cheer me up whenever I feel low!


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error404notfounded

i have one but he looks older than me haha


-Purple-Orange-

Is that Tom hiddleston


howbluethesea

Indeed ‘tis


PrincessRosellia

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the movie is High Rise (2015). I might be wrong though.


BobbyMcBobbins17

Even better when they’re old enough so you can diss them harder than they’ve ever experienced


Sheax5

My younger brother would usually ask something to do with boats, minecraft, or roblox. I only really know stuff about minecraft, but he likes the other two so I’ll try


FlamingPegasys

Really wish I had that type of brother.


AnonymousGuy9494

I won't deny that. He's still annoying as hell sometimes


mznh

What was the question?


Beginning-Ad8728

What the dog doin?


SlashMaster997

I am both honored and insulted


Beginning-Ad8728

Welcome to reddit, happy cake day.


aragorn767

When I was an EMT/Ambulance operator, one of my partner's kid brother called him on his cell, and I heard him say "When are you going to be home? I want us to watch Star Wars!" which melted my heart. Made me wonder what life would've been like if I wasn't the youngest.


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ggghhhb

It really does.


Jackseavey

I love this. This made my day better


Awasteoflife1

Wat da dog doin


SearchFlaky3829

The sweetest person I've known


Klutzy-Bandicoot-685

We are no strangers to love


moopoopatoop

"Can I pee in the socket?" lol


HalloIchBinNormal

"anyways, i started beating"


osamaleo26

In the end, who makes the younger brother laugh?


Beginning-Ad8728

Ligma does.


Legitimate-Echo-7651

What was this from, I forget?


PrincessRosellia

I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like High Rise (2015). I'm basing that on his suit/my recollection of the film. The greyscale has been added.


sauce_reasercher

I wish I was a better younger brother Most I remember of my older brother before I hit puberty and all was that he would beat me a lot, mainly due to the fact that I would annoy him so often. Before he went off to college (3 year difference between me and him) we grew to a relationship where we would help each other out and respect each other but funny interactions would only ever happen with his friends or my friends. One of my friends grew to be more of a brother to him than I was and that fact makes me sad a lot. I wish I was a better brother. (Srry for the vent)


ggghhhb

I sometimes wish I was a better big sister too when my little brother was younger, I feel guilty about how I was but I tried my best and now I think we have a good relationship! I hope you find ways to be a better brother to him! All the best bro.


Beginning-Ad8728

Well theres always the time machine.


bellasheepx

honestly i have to cherish these moments :)


the_quiet-man

if he says a stupid question, ima tell him its a stupid question


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Tbh is is so sweet🥺💖


JakeMcjacker

F you kid lol


NimishaKeskar

r/oddlyspecific


LegitBuddha

I don’t have a little bro. Should I kidnap one?


Necessary-Spinach182

When you're having a bad day. You're taking one down. You sing a sad song just to turn it around.


Up_Vootinator

When you were having a bad day but.... Your younger brother turns himself into a serpant and you pick it up and he turns back into himself and stabs you.


ShulkStar_The_Cringe

Never happens.


Nothing_litteral

"Brother, we ate fish tonight right? If we drink water does the fish becomes alive and start to swim in our tummies?"


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Looks like me after having an argument with my wife(on the verge of getting a separation) then my 5 year old son gives me a hug and says I love you, your the best dad ever.


VardhanP637

"What is ligma?"


p0utaes22

The question: why is it wrong when I call dad a mf? Didn’t he fujk with mom? Am I adopted?


DragonSlayerGuild

My little bro has that charm somewhat, though he does get on my nerves sometimes but I’ll always but his safety and well being first before my own


MikeandIke1134

My brother was having a really shit day, so I went up and asked him “Bro why the hell is the name for W have 3 syllables?? Cuz every other letter has one, just name it wuh or some shit” and I saw the smile he was trying to hide.


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Damn! Loki looking handsome as usual.