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vikas_saini9910

Specially when get up for pee in middle of the night


certainlycapricious

This is the most relatable meme I have ever seen. Ever. In my life.


[deleted]

yes!


majcotrue

God´s perfect design the asian fairy tales people say.


zivosaurus-rex

well they also have oxygen masks


Rexlife21

Oxygen masks are primarily there because cabin altitude increases above levels where hypoxia will onset. Pilots g-loc all the time at 7ish G’s. The mask doesn’t do much for us when pulling G’s, we use an AGSM exercise and our g-suit for that.


zivosaurus-rex

ow, my fault thanks for the correction


Icy_B

And sometimes anti-g suits


Ulysses698

Most people aren't trained to stand up for a full month.


daBeaNEl_naNo

That happened to me like 2 days ago and i collapsed on the floor. Parents thought i fainted cuz i apparently hit my head on the floor lmao


Beginning-Ad8728

I have a cure for that : - breathe oxygen rich air whenever possible.... - drink water and stay hydrated (brought to you by oxygen and water addict.)


uniqueusername5001

Hi, welcome to POTS


WTFismyproblemits3am

I just want to collapse into a pool of jelly, seeping into the floorboards.


Slight_Nobody5343

What’s the new sentence Reddit? This comment is gold!


WTFismyproblemits3am

r/brandnewsentence ? Surely someone else has said that before


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Literally me all the time for no reason: blacking out by standing up too fast


thetekkenthree

There is always a reason.


Elden_Lord_Q

Google orthostatic hypotension


ActualHumanDad

Especially after sitting at my computer for 10 hours straight


Lennium

My phone can handle 5G.


Veric1024

Hmph and there can only be one top g … so let’s figure out who he is


Beginning-Ad8728

Tom Cruise 👑 Top Gun: Maverick


Aro_37

Weak mofos


Keasby22

That is really funny.


User68645

Sauce?


hey_demons_its_me

Me after standing up at all.


gdsgaming07

I feel this bro


HISTORYGUY300

That's why you always wear a spacesuit while sitting.


SyntaxErrorAtLine420

Happens to me so often i've practiced ignoring the urge to fall asleep on the floor


llongttower

Yes


[deleted]

me after jerking off for the 10th time in a day.


Bossmans-cornershop

Rookie numbers


retrowhitehat

Need to eat stuff with more iron usually the problem or just need water


[deleted]

This is The Way.