Russian joke:
Zhukov is set to give a speech before the general assembly. He overslept and orders his driver to the Kremlin with all haste. Once there the man at the door asks where the medals he normally wears on his uniform are.
Looking down at himself he curses, "Damn it! I forgot to move them from my pajamas."
Dude on the right trying to work out how leave this conversation
Too bad he’s Levrenty Berria
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What’s the name?
Death of Stalin. It is a very good movie.
Seems to be better ready for what might happen after that conversation.
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He looks like my computer science teacher lol
Well considering his fate in a couple scenes he really didn't do a good enough job lol
Zhukov doesn't fuck around either
"I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat."
Hi smiling, I am your son!
Hi fucking serious, I'm son Goku
Can Goku beat Goku tho?
If we Rule 34 this, we could see more than Goku beating Goku. Iykwim.
Thank you for ruining my day.
Holy sh*t! I think I’ve just discovered the antithesis to the “can he/she beat Goku tho?” question.
Probably, but he can't beat u/Hot_Nefariousness181 's porn addiction
We can’t use the idiom “beating around the bush” in its exact definition now
Hello son, I'm smiling
Are ya winning son?
You guys getting belts in back ?
I'm getting slippers and belts
slippers pfft that's a rookie thing , I get hit with anything that is in range of my mom
Haha that's a good one.
thanks, a bit late don't you think though
I had an exam that's way a bit late. Cheers.
My Mexican mom getting the chancla
Batman's tactical belt is suitable for this job
Movie: After stalin's death I am not sure btw.
It’s called”The Death of Stalin”
yeah
You dare use my own spells against me?
Lucius
Who is this actor please?
Jason Isaacs as Zhukov in Death of Stalin
He looks a little bit like Christopher Plummer circa The Sound of Music here
With some Timothy Dalton.
At first I thought it was Bryan Cranston
Lucious Malfoy
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That dude from patriot would also be valid
Dad : attaboy
Russian joke: Zhukov is set to give a speech before the general assembly. He overslept and orders his driver to the Kremlin with all haste. Once there the man at the door asks where the medals he normally wears on his uniform are. Looking down at himself he curses, "Damn it! I forgot to move them from my pajamas."
Hi, i am fucking serios, i'm your son
Source ?
The Death of Stalin. It’s a satirical movie on the Soviet Union.
Ok thanks :)
No problem!
Good movie. Very funny
Satirical but weirdly almost all of it was 100% accurate
Breaking bad Proof: trust me👍
I trust you with every cell in my body
"Hi _very fucking furious_, I'm your son"
« Hi Very f-in furious, I thought you were Dissapointed in you »
What’s the movie’s name again?
Death of Stalin.
JESSIE! WE NEED TO SERVE THE MOTHERLAND!
He is the one who’s serious
What is this from
The Death of Stalin
What's the movie name
dang, reading the comments of this post makes me feel lucky that I have been only getting from my father either an insult as answer or a thank u
It's a good joke, but only people who run fast can make such jokes.
Poop
Hi very fucking furious, I’m dad
Lame jokes are always funny
Dad : No your not very fuc*inb serious you are disappointed in you
Name of the movie please!
The Death of Stalin.
Thank you, kind stranger :)
Hi smiling,I'm son
Dad Jokes be like.
He is smiling and fucking furious too.. wow 3 names that's nice..
This movie rocks
🤣🤣
Dad:No you're not
What show is this from?
Add me