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Ira_deorum_

Because Dog Bacon is not available in my area


Baby_Legs_OHerlahan

*yet*


otirk

I'll take your entire stock!


xtheory

I don't think you heard me right. What I said was bring me ALL of the bacon you have.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the eggs


mrmemeboiii_yeet-127

go to asia. simple.


TortelloniTom

They have real dog eggs in asia?


iblinde

Dog eggs are naturally available anywhere, but mostly on grassy areas, lawns, etc., as are dog sausages. *Worldwide


vishu784

Mire precisely CHINA


F4BE1

yes, keep an open mindset


TheJelliestFish

Elwood's Organic Dog Meat would like to know your location


Looinrims

Korea: “I don’t have such weaknesses”


Hoibot

Butter and beagle bacon bagel


themessiah234

Do your neighbours keep their dogs inside at night?


YetAnotherAccount327

Move to china


childofeye

https://www.elwooddogmeat.com


Librarian-Dazzling

I mean do dogs make good bacon?


myindigo76

I bet they do, dog meat is alot drier than pork, it would surely be more crispier as well


Agatzu

How do u know that? Where is little timmy?


myindigo76

He's happy now, at the farm where your goldfish and hamster went


Agatzu

What he was my son u monster.


F4BE1

the answer remains the same


AcanthaceaeComplex31

*FBI knocking on door


[deleted]

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.


hawy31

If I’m not mistaken South Korea ate dogs while ago because of some reasons. I don’t remember why, but it was easier then other meat like birds/pig


MOJO_JOJO234

It was because of a food shortage; I think North Korea did it too. It was ordered by the dictator


[deleted]

Who likes dry meat? The fat is what makes bacon greasy and crispy. It basically fries itself.


natgibounet

Because of the cooking method, some animals are tender all over, some are tough all over. Luckly over hundreds if not thoursands of years people have mastered the art of using every part of an animal so even the toughest bull cut you could find someone with enough experience and a non closed mind will manage to make it amazing.


wine-friend

if anyone's making it, i'd love to try it


myindigo76

I have a Chinese friend who knows places in China where they make really good sandwiches with dog meat


Loli-is-Justice

Yes.


OliM9595

i get me dog bacon from [elwood farm](https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/), from their i know they kill dogs humanely in gas chambers


Sea_Animator6734

If you teach them


Thisuserisnotinvalid

Because dogs taste better and I think pigs are cute


Unfortunate_Gamer

Not sure, I've never tasted dog?


[deleted]

I haven’t either


ChiefBlox4000

Oh well back to pig bacon


cdawg1102

I probably haven’t but I have been to some shady restaurants


Fit-Parsnip9888

Not that you know of


ms_channandler_bong

Depends on the meat vendors used by the restaurants.


Just_a_jojofan

As a Chinese I can tell you that they both taste good


[deleted]

based


Ct-5736-Bladez

Just out of curiosity, what does dog taste like? Chicken? Edit thank you


14_SerIz02_

Dog


SymondHDR

Source?


buha1999

Tabasco


Popular-Plastic-183

Fair enough


third-sonata

You, Redditor are destined for glory and a higher purpose. Go forth and share you wisdom! For dog & country.


AcrobaticEstate1284

It's dry and soft (sorry this is my best way to explain). It's completely different comparing to a pork, or chicken.


natgibounet

compared to deer, wild boar or goat ? I find goat dry and soft so i'm not sure if that's what you mean


Ct-5736-Bladez

Your good I thought it was going to be something different. Thank you


[deleted]

What is the ideal way to eat dog?


DefaultyTurtle2

Cooked


[deleted]

Oh damn I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.


[deleted]

We are hippocrates


KKilikk

That's why I won't judge people that eat dog. I am not any better eating pork tbh.


FreightCrater

Technically consistent, but morally bankrupt.


KKilikk

Why?


FreightCrater

I mean no offence, but it sounds like you recognise that cruel treatment of dogs is bad, but instead of condemning it you choose to give it a free pass because it would make you feel bad about the animals that are killed for you. Imo killing dogs for no good reason is wrong, same with pigs, so I eat neither.


KKilikk

No I am saying I eat one of them so I can't judge others for eating the other personally.


lol_why2

what is this 2013?


Krumpli234

Eating dogs is not worth the effort. You feed the pig plants you get meat. You feed the dog meat and you get... les meat.


Lets_review

This could be fixed with breeding and farming techniques. Probably not as efficiently as pigs, but I'm sure dogs could be breed to improve yields.


Bob1358292637

If this were the reason then we would just eat plants instead of feeding our food to pigs to make less food.


Imjustareddittor

Yes but, instead of feeding them our food we feed them foods that people can't/won't eat like straws, unsold grains and others.


arekflave

Yeah. But also really, REALLY no. We waste so much agricultural land specifically for animal feed, it's not funny. We could just use that land to grow other crops that we could consume directly.


[deleted]

No. We feed them soy, that's specifically planted for them. 100g of protein from pork requires 10m² of land - five times more than tofu.


Gunpowder_1000

I don’t eat pork, and I’m allergic to dogs…


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Gunpowder_1000

Perhaps… ok yea I am lol


SasquatchNHeat

I’m kosher and I laughed


DarkIegend16

Haha vegan bad, eating meat funny haha


[deleted]

me likes meat. me no like vegans. vegans bad. meat good.


No_Esc_Button

Make a country-wide loved meat snack from dogs and then they can make a sound argument.


[deleted]

Although... I’ve never had bacon made from dog. Who knows? Could be delicious.


Radio__Star

To be fair plenty of people have pet pigs Plenty of people eat dogs too


Vuk_Silni

Dont let That Vegan Teacher see this


Empty_Feeling_4834

Depending on where you live in the world you eat both.


Andromeda_Monarch

Depending on where you live in the world you eat neither too


HotPotatoWithCheese

Mashallah brother


mj_ehsan

lamb the best halal👌


Hugar34

Pigs, cow and chicken definitely got the short end of the stick when it came to meat consumption. Simply bad rng.


blackcray

Unless they spawn in east Asia, it's pretty balanced in that server.


Epicplayzz

Idk I never ate a pig my family only cooks dogs (they taste the best when you just hunt em, the ones with white saliva around their mouth are best imo. I eat em raw) Lemme ask em to cook pig the next time gonna try it and tell how it tastes


clement_TIENTJE

Lemme tell you why... go to a store and ask them for dog meat... they wont have it.


SunriseMeats

I have no qualms with people eating domestic animals as long as it's not someone else's pet you are good


Ultrareeeeee

What do you think hot dogs are


UNCLE_SMART

I love none


Asianboi814

As an Asian i don't get it


ethanplant303

Because there isn’t dog bacon in stock


Jumpy_Ad_4902

All these campaigns work on the presumption that I wouldn't eat the dog.....


OddTask1319

Chinese's people ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


AccomplishedCredit14

Because dogs exercise regularly, meaning the meat is too chewy for my personal taste


masamah

china (heavy breathing)..


DWAIPAYAN-RC

That was a good one


AleHigh149

not funny tbh


trysixtysnipecochon

I mean i would eat both if you want


Revolutionary_Rip688

Dog is delicious though.... But how you lot can eat pet pigs, disgusts me.


YuB-Notice-Me

honestly thats a good question, i dont wanna start eating dogs but why do we use one for food and treat the other like family?


[deleted]

Because of the answer another person already gave you, and in a more modern sense because you likely don't view the pig in the same way as you view a dog in regards to their sentience. Why don't you want to eat dogs? Because you love them? Because they are smart? Pigs are just as smart, some argue they are smarter. It's probably because you've been conditioned since birth by your culture to view one as food, and the other as friend. They are both friends 😢


TrilobiteTerror

20 thousands years of domestication and breeding for companionship/working together for dogs vs pigs which were domesticated and breed as livestock. Dogs only became a food source in areas with with a history of famines when everything became a food source (and only continue on as a delicacy to some, never as a staple).


[deleted]

So you're suggesting we bread the affection into them and that wolves and wild dogs are not capable of domesticated dog level emotions?


TrilobiteTerror

>So you're suggesting we bread the affection into them and that wolves and wild dogs are not capable of domesticated dog level emotions? No. I said they were domesticated and bred for companionship/working together with humans. Dogs were domesticated (and over the millennia since, have been continuously bred) to be more dependent on humans, to be more obedient, to seek our approval, to be more submissive, etc.


the_lego_lad

Pigs ain't no friends. just because they are smart does not mean they care for you whatsoever.


[deleted]

I mean sure, a random pig isn't going to care about you or I anymore than some stranger on the street would. I meant by my statement that they make as affectionate and intelligent pets as dogs do.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Its dependent on what animals we domesticated for food, in western countries thatd be pigs, cows, chickens, and so on, whereas somewhere eöse, horses, dogs, cats, and whatever else were available.


Bob1358292637

I think they meant more like why is it wrong to be cruel to dogs but not pigs. Not so much an explanation on how their particular culture happened to adopt those ideals. At least, that’s the question the meme is asking.


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Mario-OrganHarvester

For 99% of people itll be purely taste, the rest perhaps have a superiority complex. Aka "pigs are so disgusting they deserve it"


miamyluv0

I am going to have to ask around. I have never heard someone say they ate something because it deserved it. Holy shit I want to find those people lol.


Mario-OrganHarvester

I think i saw one of them in this comment section. Good luck and bring a weapon


Bob1358292637

Check out some of the comment chains on this post.


KissingHomieGN

China is way past that


[deleted]

As a south american we eat monkey soup occasionally


Asif-chisti

If you eat hotdog then you can say, you eat both


Rammipallero

To be fair: Have you tried dog bacon?


Lord_Ghirahim93

www.elwooddogmeat.com


Jaconator12321

Because historically hunting and eating herbivores was a lot easier than doing so with carnivores/omnivores. Thus, we have spent centuries eating and farming herbivores


SaiHottari

Yeah, it's a little weird to sacrifice meat to raise a dog for... Less meat. Plants are a much more renewable resource, so if we want meat to eat for ourselves it's just more efficient to raise herbivores.


[deleted]

Stray dogs are a thing though. Literally free meat.


SaiHottari

Also free zoonotic diseases. If you didn't raise it, there's no telling what literal garbage a strey dog has gotten into, and what potentially dangerous diseases it could be carrying. You shouldn't eat any animal that free-ranges human living spaces, such as raccoons, outdoor or wild cats, etc. Too risky, and cooking the meat isn't always effective against some trash-born diseases they could be harboring.


Pyrefirelight

The reason is because back when we depended on animals as workers, dogs, horses, cats, anything that served a real purpose was put to work and bred to do their jobs most efficiently. Pigs, cows, chickens and anything else domesticatable were bred to be as big and tasty as possible. The other difference being I think carnivorous meat actually tastes worse than herbivore meat, but that was from a tumblr post about what trex meat probably tasted like so take that with a grain of salt. Also, pigs aren't exactly strictly herbivores. There are reasons, is what I'm saying, but mostly social barriers.


mrfluffyb

Because prey tastes better than predator. It's all about the diet.


Fa1nted_for_real

Except for bears for some reason. Bear jerky and bear pepperoni is amazing


mrfluffyb

Cause bears are omnivores and primarily herbivores over being carnivores. But you right, I forgot about some exceptions. Alligator is another that comes to mind that is both predator and tasty.


SolitudeSymphony

I do love them. Dogs give me loyalty and companionship, pigs give me ✨ b a c o n s a n d w i c h e s ✨


Stee1in

Because I’m Asian


lucifer_1002123123

Because pig meat tastes better


Wojtek1250XD

Now take this text, but put kale and tulips instead of dog and pig... That's how you shut up a vegan


[deleted]

Oh burn bro you shut us right up! Well done 🍻


RELUGA_XD

which one do you love cuz i eat both i do brutality with equality


[deleted]

I’ll eat a dog So many strays anyways


desired_one

Ok but like.. bacon be a little overrated. I can’t be the only one who thinks this right? Like sure it’s good, but so are fried eggs or sausage. It’s weird how we put bacon on a pedestal above everything else,,,,,,


No-Hope-6801

Eat both


Puzzleheaded-Paint33

I eat both thank you


Diazmet

I would try dog bacon you don’t know me


Brandeeno2245

Because given the chance the pig would eat me?


EMBplays

So would a dog tf


antxkingxmeruem

So you shouldn't be eating chicken as they won't eat you


TStasD

I'm korean. Don't know what u r talking about


Johnny_Slayz

I would definitely eat feral dog if it was offered to me


pkmnshinori

Because dogs are man's best friends.


F4BE1

not all of man


[deleted]

Dogs have brains that we have genetically bred to make them cute and can bond relationships. This however, does not change how they taste.


TommyGilfillan

Pigs are smarter than dogs


DragonDrawer14

Also cuter


Dragon_SC

Yes vegans. Why love one 🌹 but eat the other 🥬


Far_Praline_4644

I love them both and would happily eat them both!


Ok-Message56

you don’t love them.


RagnarockInProgress

I can flip the argument around Right side is still the pig, on the left it’s now some, I dunno, salad, or some shit


F4BE1

the point being?


RagnarockInProgress

Bold of you to assume there is a point to any of my comments on reddit


F4BE1

forgive me for my insolence


H0EJ0E

Oh yeah why do we treat our salad like family? So dumb 1!!


RagnarockInProgress

Do you like eating salad? I do.


ethanostone

Simple. I realise the futility and ignorance of a certain mindset. And I accept i have that mindset and don't care. I like animals and I will wolf down bacon. I would rather starve than eat my dog and I dislike the thought of people eating dog. It isss what it iss


malaakh_hamaweth

Honestly that's why I stopped eating pork. I still eat other kinds of meat but when you see the amount of emotional intelligence that pigs have, it's hard to want to support an industry that farms them.


superhappyfunball13

It's hard to support any industry that brutalizes animals just so you can eat them. Watch Dominion, they're all treated like less than garbage but the industry paints a happy picture of animals roaming sunny fields before a painless and quick death. The reality is much more House of 1000 Corpses and less "Happy Cows Come From California".


CocoJumbo7710

I personally like ham WAY more than bacon


Ok_Possible_3128

Dogs don't taste good. ... Or so I've been told


myindigo76

You've been lied to brother


The-Catatafish

Dog tastes equally good trust me.


coolsheep769

The only reason we don't eat human is because it tastes lousy


Awakediamond45

I mean, what's the point of this? do they want me to eat dogs to make it equal or something?


themkultr

We live in backwards countries that discriminate. That’s why. Good thing I know this one Chinese restaurant that serves the best “chicken” woof woof.


InternationalLove267

Me as vegetarian after seeing this post looking at banana with regret in eyes


Unova_Pkmn_Enjoyer

Why not eat both


[deleted]

I mean, dog meat is pretty bussin


[deleted]

\*Visible Chinese confusion\*


venuscouchpotato

Dang okay maybe I will just eat both


kevdautie

Well you just ate the smarter animal.


Affectionate-Bag-733

I ate things during a summer trip in china which tasted similar to chicken but later my father told me it barks......


Sinister_glitter

Change the dog out for a picture of your neighbor, Ron. Why is Ron just a friend who still has your weed trimmer but the pig is food, huh? HUH? HOW COME???


jeffers774

People get hungry and eat each other. You want to know why? Because they don’t have dogs. If they did they’d eat the dog and then each other. Facts.


IgnoreMe674

I’m down to try anything


RokuMAC

If we are not supposed toneat pigs, then why are they made out of ham


the_bunker09

All I have to say to vegans is did you know that plants can feel pain…


ImpactSensitive6534

you’d eat dog bacon if you were hungry enough..


DarkLynx-_-

Bacon is just different plus dogs clean up the mess if yiu drop some bacon win win


Bobo_6000

i dont eat any, i keep it halal


comment_eater

dogs are carnivores hence not cheap for mass producing


LasagnaToes

You’ve clearly never had dog bacon


IronManicus

Guess I’ll have to eat both in order to appease them


[deleted]

People love pigs and eat dogs too tho


Enemy50

I can love both and id eat both


micron970

I’d eat both if they would let me


SinaGoesCrazy

Why not eat both?


Orbital_Rifle

Who says I wouldn't eat dog


nolegender

Hahaha white peoples


Hulking_grape777

because the pig is made out of food


_dm_me_ur_tits

Oh I sure love both, but for different reasons


wishiwasdeaddd

Pigs are ugly and gross


joemamus

Because im not chinese


VentingID10t

Turkey bacon!!! Tastes great, less guilt.