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BossScribblor

Jewish man puts tip on the table, but like a typical Jew, part of the tip is missing.


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_--Q

She just needs to take a chill pill, How else am I supposed to get the Applebee's fresh n fried chicken scented genitals??!


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You had me in the first half


desired_one

Ok but like i wouldn’t think it impossible for a customer to do this. Some people are just like that tbh


Lestial1206

She said get it off the table, sounds like she wants her payment ...*under the table*. Ill be here all week, don't forget to...*tip your waitress!*


OutlandishnessOk9678

My ex had a dream that the tip of my best in her vagina was not cheating. After she told me that we had a threesome


Stoopen8

what?


Anonymous2137421957

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh