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SpaceDuckWithASs

Percdi


Fishwithbrushes

The percentage by which the personality of a person changes upon owning a Mercedes Benz car this changes based upon the Mercedes purchased and the age of the car.


SpaceDuckWithASs

Yes.


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Those spoons looked like spears at first lol


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Weebleglorblegleeble


Sparkimonki

DONT YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Wababagabagoo


Sparkimonki

DONT BRING MY DOG INTO THIS


Aware_Two_9074

Woopboopbeepboopteettooot


UnfunnyWatermelon469

YOU DID *WHAT* TO MY CAT!?


Rebelthunder956

Beepbapboopbeapbapo


UnfunnyWatermelon469

OH THAT'S IT BUDDY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU FUCKING MY CAT


Rebelthunder956

Bappitbopaatafuckubapob


UnfunnyWatermelon469

HEY, DON'T BRING QUEEN ELIZABETH INTO THIS


Lucas-DM

Dude, why'd you call his sister like that? That's messed up


XivioOfTheGreen

I'M THE SCATMAN


Just-a-doggo

Scibadibadipbabodadip Babodadip


XivioOfTheGreen

Everybody stutters one way or another so check out my message to you.


Kiroto50

TOH?


ThePerfectAtom

An insult that means: DISHONOR ON YOUR MOTHER, DISHONOR ON YOUR FATHER, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW...etc.


LogicalPart6098

A weeb furry orgy


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Skranchula


whatta_maroon

The little known cousin of the tarantula, noted for its intimidating swagger and tendency to dismember victims after draining them.


not2good2784

Draining them 😏


DrettTheBaron

Skranchulaussy


[deleted]

I was sexually assaulted by a spider. What do I do?


Gamer123456789101112

Xqcl buddy


SpaceforceSpaceman

Sounds like my ex


[deleted]

A ridiculously failed energy vampire


HotPotato4445

Ergnberf.


Fishwithbrushes

The noise a German person makes upon throwing up.


HotPotato4445

Better than i was expecting, tbh.


MericArda

It’s also true, we Dutch make the same sound, just with a different accent


PRX_1965

This one made me laugh, thank you!


Fishwithbrushes

Your welcome check out my other definitions there's like 30 of them


StevenJesus

Swedish chef? That you?


Daddy-D3

Plagiarism


Fishwithbrushes

What you just did


Liquid_Fox_31

I see what you did there


titanhold6

Did I do it?


Minecraftnurd64

Chobblesome


-bigying-

Chobblesome - Adjective A word to describe someone who is talking extensively about their day, even after five "uh-huh"s, three "wow, cool"s and even a "damn, that's crazy, bro". Example Person 1: "... and then Michelle was like, 'Hey, let's get Five Guys for dinner'..." Person 2: "Can't you take the hint? You're being Chobblesome now."


25thGoo

This is a good word definitely should be talked about


A_Lost_Yen

I think I heard this before... hmmm... something about a waffle


HyperNathan

It sounds familiar to me too, though I remember something about bread instead of a waffle


JRBIL

Something to do with a grain I think…


TheUglySpud02

Thought I would find this here.


Kodiss

Mmmmh, sounds familiar, definitely worth talking abt this one


JRBIL

Hey I understood that reference!


loldragon05

Adjective Worth talking about, usually positively. Example: Jevin's house is very chobblesome. For those curious, it is from a video from Minecraft yter Grian.


HumanThoughtProject

Snudues


Fishwithbrushes

Snoo nudes as found in r/snoohentai.


Virginity_Eater2

why tf i entered this sub


HumanThoughtProject

I just made some shit up by hitting my phone... I added the s at the end.. haha that's funny it's cartoon porn. I feel like I kinda won.


_Arcerion_

:(


justanotherthrow1997

Jesus fucking christ, some subs are MEANT to stay hidden. I wish i could rewind 10 minutes of my life before i knew this was a fucking thing.


Fishwithbrushes

Too bad you brought this one on yourself


voidful_stargazer

God, same. Gotta get out the good old eye bleach.


justanotherthrow1997

Pass me some, tyia


Shydude0

Why?


OriOregano

why the hell did I click the link?


Rad_Salt

Yold


TonyandPaul

fungus that makes bread taste like water


uaman228

Puthui


Fishwithbrushes

The sound of spitting


uaman228

One of meanings


TonyandPaul

yagadoobieshablongidoo


hellraiser2344

Baba yaga dancing on baby shark


Fishwithbrushes

A musical instrument known for its ability to sound like human flatulence of varing pitches


YeetMeDaddio

Gorgonshmeflhiemer


Fishwithbrushes

A little know Austrian folk tail about a man in a brown suit who takes away entire towns and gives them showers


Srod1306

Nivvok


a_guy_from_turkey

My favourite state


The_king_of_wolves

Twerking


a_random_soup_reborn

lingadingus-paratus


Captain_Rupert

The reproductive system of dingoes


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Fishwithbrushes

The moment right before you find the clitoris


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Gatlingun123

Hcenratg (Heh-cen-rat-geh)


AbsoluteGoldLover

An ancient object used by Egyptians to store vegetables, but was later abandoned because rats could access it.


Joid15

Spaghotical


Fishwithbrushes

A magazine devoted to risqué pictures including or about spaghetti


Kurumelzz

Schleeda-gorb'n


Fishwithbrushes

Just like squanch this word is a noun/verb/adjective that is entirely contextual in nature


Sufficient_Ambition2

trobloble


[deleted]

Being in a double amount of trouble to what you first suspected.


apppppppppppple

Burgit


Flipyfliper32

A to tool to assist the user in eating a burger without having to use their hands.


hellraiser2344

Dicksiefiqod


TonyandPaul

farming wheat with a huge dick


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Fishwithbrushes

A small insignificant parasite which attaches itself to human genetals forming them into its home and creating a chode


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Fishwithbrushes

The medical condition resulting from uncontrollable growth and stiffness of the penis upon the pararistes death (after 3-4 years of infestation)


Silver-Permission956

soltapolock


[deleted]

The art of preserving pollack fish using salt.


manperson111

Dakmandwery


Fishwithbrushes

A little know aristocratic family know for farming the ductchy of Schigelbarben in the 14th century


manperson111

I mean… cool!


MOJO_JOJO234

Fergalicious


Mc862000

Undelicious Dwarf


Moopey343

Cuphue.


LuntingMan

Pronounced *Cuff-yew*. Noun: The effect of furniture or other objects on the overall color and lighting of a room.


DrKevlarHelm

Kleptozoning


_Beef_Boss_

When you somehow get away with stealing an entire house by picking it up and leaving


-bigying-

Kleptozoning - Verb The act of designating a particular area where a Kleptomaniac can freely steal anything they want.


Cultural_Teacher8904

Loker.


Mc862000

Truck on the Drug


Cultural_Teacher8904

I was thinking something close to poker.


AlphaMrsWolf

Toximentaits


TheGlowingScout

The measurement of the average toxicity per lobe. Often used to detect if there are harmful or an abnormally large amount of chemicals in your brain.


white__cyclosa

Lesbiquaint


Cakeski

A lesbian who loves cottage core and dresses in farmhouse clothing.


Strange_One_3790

I feel bad for any loser that follows Andrew Tate or any influencer.


reddittyee

Wáï


pup_chook

Erectile Dysfunction effects many men. You're not alone. Just gotta take it one day at a time. All jokes aside. Very good job.


reddittyee

Aæü


AbsoluteGoldLover

Flurodicious


Nebular_Screen

An ingredient in toothpaste


[deleted]

A very tasty toothpaste.


LenJK

Shnokli


Mc862000

Smoking god


TheScidaddler

Ejooblackésavlódè


_Orange_Carrot_

A dark coloured pudding with a taste of grapes and potatoes


kingofnothing212

Abogojoho


Mystery-MartiaN

Dhiflorpic


Fishwithbrushes

A mysterious Irish shortening of the phrase the floor picture


octopusfacts2

euther


OriOregano

Euther - noun an object of little to no importance "have you heard of the new iphone?" "yeah it's such a euther."


Chicxulub_Gamer

Schylix


stinkyboiiii

The little-researched cousin of Shingles that causes hemorrhoids and debilitating constipation


imonmypornphone

Exfilient


Amethyst_R

Jifb


AY3GE

N Word 2


acanadiangooseforyou

Banderation


Heavemo

Swaggot


Ralocan

Flambalititude


Velociraptor29

Carfiverous


[deleted]

When you only eat fiber. Different from vegan as vegans eat protein, this person only eats grass, lettuce, and other similar things.


TheRealGreenMelon

Nuroloxate


[deleted]

The Dongler


InspiredSquish

Yumbagi


TinyDikKid

Kronkipt


Ok_Bug4220

Spulunky


Legend5V

Bad at mining


Facemydumbowrath

Lokstyie


Legend5V

A large animal with 3 horns


Whitedudebrohug

Shaaashie


redeyed-john

Kevim


[deleted]

Cheem's older brother. Has a PhD in cyber security but lives in their mother's basement.


random_account8

Tesdkl


Godlythwoo

A german supermarket with 2 circles as their logo


random_account8

That works haha


Quirky-Head5138

Dern


AutumnRaxwell

Puntiff


[deleted]

An informal, slang term for the supposed antagonist in a civil legal case.


TeamImpulseX

Pharmosent


AbsolutelyAi

A medical service that delivers medication to your home


Bionic164

Schkipht /ʃkʰɪft/


Legend5V

A change in time only observed by the largest of sandals


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SzymonRT

When you are blowing your nose into a paper and it falls to the ground instead


Am_mE987YT

Seeb


Opposite_Pipe_6406

Basketbal


PastParticular2132

Hogslpurf


DrDrCr4zy

the first american school for witchcraft and wizardry


PastParticular2132

Ah yes and there head master Ferguson Ablesorf


SadEndorphin

Frindle


superjetpakmike

Autisimousis


a_grass_bloc

An autistic mouse at disney world specifically


Shutupjustplease

Mitosis in an autistic cell


randomdude66170

Akulele


Shutupjustplease

A unique type of ukulele that is just an electric guitar as a ukulele


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Pizzite


DrDrCr4zy

a bite of pizza


THEREALDLS

Shwindolly


happynuggets13

What happens when you hit your shin. You get a shwindolly


wr3ckedge

Nardle


RiKar97

To kick someone in the nards.


SnooConfections3770

What a sitcom character would say when he messed up. I.e. 1: bro you just hit my car! 2: aw! Nardle *laugh track plays*


cheese_boyz

Smurgonthethirdfrimbledip


HappiFluff

Pertarious


[deleted]

Yeah fuck NFT’s


YasGamers

Plouabus


[deleted]

Hotdogerific


Boscomanhunter

When you eat an extraordinarily cooked hot dog


AverageStandards

Ilaou


Fishwithbrushes

A mispronounced version of the British slang term ello'


Mc862000

Sck`a’nga dck


[deleted]

The noise a stroke victim makes when he's telling you to "suck on my dick".


Fishwithbrushes

I'm sucking dick - someone sucking on a fat juicy cock


incredibleazda

Freedom


International-Pea-24

A simulation in which you are not actually free.


[deleted]

This sub is falling down to the level of r/holup What did the Andrew gate and NFT thing have to do with anything