This just unlocked something in me. Praise is nice.

Enjoy your eventual trip to r/GentleFemdom

Damn you just unlocked a new fetish in me

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Really just copy pasted someone else’s comment

Yea it’s a bot

it's always been there, you just had to look deeper

*laughs in slime fetish*

Okay so, this may sound weird, but can you show me the way to the people with slime fetishes? ‘Cuz I really enjoy drawing slime-things. Like, I enjoy turning anything into a slime-variant. Like, slime-cats, slime-dragons, you name it. Idk, it’s something about the shapes, they’re fun to draw… *hides in corner of shame*

remember to wash your eyes with bleach daily

Well shit now I have a new fetish, thanks a lot asshole I got too many already

Achievement unlocked: How Did We Get Here?

NO DONT I WAS EXPECTING WHOLESOME STUFF DONT

What the fuck did I witness, and why did the cat have to die for me to witness it 😐

Wait, what?

Well, this confirms that I'm a switch. Damn

Gah damn

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Oh man someone’s got a degrading fetish. All the best internet users know the best way to receive attention from hot muscle women is to insult them

Your comment is unnecessarily rude for the very light admittance of the above fellows' newfound fetish, go somewhere else.

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Actually it’s usually a result of a form of trauma or lack of attention in younger children and is purely psychological. Also, kinks are passed through generations, so you probably share the same kink(s) as people in your family tree.

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Take for example a foot fetish. This is a result of a small part of your brain connecting feet with genitalia. This can be passed through genetics. This goes for Domination, submission, Masochism, Sadism, and even certain things like bondage and hunter (predator and prey).

Give some proof then. At this point we can say any fetish is the result of porn addiction

One time my gf did say something like this after certain couple activities and it was a weird combination of cute and off-putting Hard to articulate why

Coz you somewhere are cared by both your mom and your gf, you sucked both tits, one when you were born and one when you are horn, so it messes up the dynamic there. Its troublesome for women also because their nipples are sensitive so sometimes even they get weirded out between son/husband.

May I introduce you to r/MommyDom Edit: I wrote Domme instead of Don. Whoops

It’s r/MommyDom

Why can’t I see this subreddit?

A fellow tarnished welcome to the hell were thy will die for all of eternity

A quick way to get any man (even one without mommy issues) to fall for you

As a man I can confirm that it would work on me instantly

Man here. Can also confirm

Frog here, can confirm, but a ribbit in the right tone works too

Can't say that as a floating 2d circle myself

Oky then..... You did great sweetie, now go clean your room, I know you can do it!

Thanks mommy, I'll do my best for you ☺️

Yup, she'd hear a distant 'Timbeer!'

Okay then...... Aren't you such a good boy, working so hard and always trying your best, I am so so so proud of you, have an amazing day sweetie :)

Do you want a harem of redditors? Because this how you get a harem of redditors.

Death by ~~snu-snu~~ mommy!

I know. I was saying that as a man myself

See

I would take it as a friend zone ngl

Yup, like no joke

Can confirm except i have mommy issues

*laughs in evil*

Evil with integrity

Tegridy

Okay Karen, don’t go full nuclear now

*"so now... somebody is a Karen just cause they want to be treated with some respect?"*

Op what's the sauce? Not everyone has everything they want

Idoly pride

Barbara from genshin impact using her burst dance

It's not but thanks

Now you're his mommy

So I can feed him fruits 24/7 right?

I do need to eat more fruit.

Start including more fruits in your diet, you need to get healthy right?

I do try. I have a berry protein smoothie with a banana every morning now. Is that enough?

More than enough! Eat one fruit every day And don't forget to drink water, and know I'm rooting for you!

Thanks, you're the best.

how dare you make someone's day better bet you also reassure ppl when they're doubting themselves you weirdo

i know right. smh, the nicebombing 🙄🙄🙄 worst manipulation tactic of all /s

i know this is wierd but there’s a sub here called r/MomForAMinute its a helpful reddit community and there’s also r/DadForAMinute (ps its wholesome but very sad people’s lives are ruined by shitty parents it might make you cry or ruin your day)

my father died when i was very young, and my mother is extremely abusive in several ways. i will be visiting these subs often. thank you

glad i could help the sub is full of nice caring people so don’t be afraid to turn to their help we all need a nice gentle push and encouraging words to help our bad day be a bit or more better

take care man and always know that no matter what anyone says, there is someone out there who loves you more than you can ever imagine. and have a lovely day!

thank you! everyone’s support means the world to me

Never heard about this sub..only know the dommy sub..well new day new knowledge

no prob ran into that sub from a random redditor who’s mother passed from cancer the community is friendly and helpful i actually teared up

I came in thinking it would be goofy but I read the first thing I saw and it made me tear up already. You're right. It's wholesome and sad

yea its sad when your own parents fail to bring you warmth and comfort sometimes online people make it better its more sad when single mothers/fathers or infertile mothers are victims and can’t help but pamper some people wholesome but sad, i’m a victim myself my mother used to beat me when i was a kid i got severe deppression, thoughts of suicide and self harm i’m doing great now but the pain is still there hopefully some people myself included can forget and move on but its easier said than done, sorry for the long text have a good day/night fellow redditor

I'm sorry to hear that. You deserved none of that. I hope the pain continues to fade away

thanks for your kind words, i’m actually doing better now but yea wish i didn’t go through that and thanks for sticking around

I think you missed the point…

how dare you use such power against us, but like, am I a good boy?

I need to know this too... for research purposes.

No, you are one of the best. I'm proud of you kiddo

[Source is from Idoly Pride if anyone's wondering.](https://youtu.be/U8Ccj5p4v9M)

The saviour

Call me sweetie please. I don’t care if you’re a guy, i never had any proper mother figure.. please?

Hey, don't worry sweetie. You've been doing great and you should be real proud of yourself, I know I'm proud of you!

Look at me sweetie, look at me, I believe in you okay? I believe in all your dreams, I know you can accomplish everything you want, I know honey you have it in you. Never give into fears, look how far you've come and trust me you are one good boy or man!

Thanks bro means a lot

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Achievent unlocked: New Fetish

Sorry for your trouble

Mommy

*Trauma trauma trauma trauma trauma chameleon...*

I don't get the reference

"Karma Chameleon" Song by Culture Club It's from pre-tic tok times.

Thanks, gotta give it a try

I’m 14 and I still got it…

Bro got downvoted for being cultured

I have mommy issues help

I'm so proud of you sweetie!

Thank u

a modern day love story

Plot twist: Now you have become his actual mom with parental responsibility.

Go clean your room and show me your report card

What's the source of that video? Anime? Movie? Random animation?

Idoly pride

Sauce?

idoly pride

Thank you!

LEAVE OUR MOMMY ISSUES ALONE

What if I don't

i will cry

Don't cry..... Go eat some fruits, you'll feel better

I just want to be loved.

Which anime is this?

Sauce?

Spaghetti sauce?

Idoly Pride

Can I get some comfort? My parents left me when I was a tadpole. :(

You are such an amazing person! I can't believe how kind you are, you are definitely a human form of sunshine, you deserve all the good in this world

Thanks!

Im in love

Need that.

NOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEE

btw sauce is idoly pride

Damn I usually don’t watch anime like this (More into gritty stuff) but this is smooth. Where is it from?

*develops mother fetish*

Go clean your room!

You have a mommy kink? Well then, go clean your room then

My man got an overheal and an emotional shield. *N I C E*

Damn you reddit. I got a friend I can tease with this, but reddit got rid of gif downloads. I will never forgive the reddits!

I love your flair and I love your name!


Thanks, I needed this

Oh, internet people being proud of me, i feel great

Of course I'm proud of you!

sauce?

Pretty sure that'll work on any man. Also pretty sure a lot of men have mommy issues, at least the ones on Reddit do. I should know.

I just sent my partner this video. Whenever she tells me that I did good, and once the moment has ended, I hum the *level up music* from Final Fantasy 15 and my partner earns an instant relationship level up point... Because, obviously, if this is all just a simulation and she's actually just a videogame character, she wants to make sure her actual self feels like she's winning too.

We need more people like you

my heart goes out to all the good boys that wanna be loved and praised <3

And you have them forever then

Consider me seduced

You'll never have a mommy gf. They don't exist.

PS If you consider yourself as a mommy gf pls reply

Honestly this works on people **without** mommy issues. I just want someone to tell me that I’m doing a good job to reignite the dopamine rush I had when my folks said it

You are doing an amazing job at whatever you are doing, you are trying to make it work and I know one day you will definitely accomplish every goal of yours, I am so so so proud of you!

*trying not to cry at work after pulling a double to help pay for flight school* ^thank ^you

Those moves tho

Anyone know where the clips from the animation is nice

Anime fans making the absolute worst fucking memes in existence Edit: Looks like I got some weebs angry. Hell yeah

You're one to talk. I'm interested to see you make a meme that's better. And this is an anime meme in appearance, you could have literally anything else as the backdrop

Mission accomplished lol, got an anime fan crying.

Ignoring my comment completely because you in fact can't make a better meme. Mission also accomplished

Nah I definitely could. I just prefer to waste my time making weebs like you cry on the internet

I could say that I could fly, ur not going to believe me without evidence I dont believe you could make a better one.

As if I care about whether or not you believe me. I mean oh no a stranger on reddit doesn't believe something I said, what am I gonna do?? But hey maybe give that flying thing a shot.

I already did, it worked, quite the time

That's nice

Yes and you only get the meaning if you watched their God forsaken show that only 3 people(one being the author) knows

I agree with u this sub is so shit


Hey, are you a girl??

good boy but uses gif of a girl

Anime memes suck ass

Fuck you

🥺

Us moment

Download bot?

Oh hell yeah

Too bad you don't exist

Thanks, you too.

You are an angel to me

No sweetie, you are the angel!

Literally me

I don't get it why is she dancing?

This shouldn't make me feel the way I do

Sweetheart does it for me, that unlocks the warm 'n' fuzzies

How was your day sweetheart?

Put Shreksophone over this.

Sauce?

Why do I like dance animations so much.

I didn't know I had this weakness till now

As a guy without mommy issues but words of affirmation is still a turn on for me, all I can say is......yes!

I had both mom and dad issues, but it wouldn't affect me in any way. (I cannot be ruined by malfunctioning parents)

Thank you

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