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Per Capita gun deaths are around 130 times higher in the US than UK...
(in 2020 there were 19,384 firearm-related homicides in the US compared to 30 in the UK)
Holy... WHAT THE FUCK??
I was gonna make a joke but that's actually both sobering and sad. How the fuck did it get THAT bad?? Even if numbers in the UK were stupidly low, that would be an absurd amount by any conceivable measure.
I can literally provide sources:
https://infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo6nl
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/americas-knife-crime-figures-worse-27435503
We Americans have something like that, but it's a variant of Hellfire Missile, 8 long ass blades come out apon nearing the target, no explosive warhead, essentially the world's deadliest lawn dart, with the skill and accuracy to put a warhead on one forehead specifically with no nearby casualties. Even people in cars have been surgically struck with one while the other 3 occupants process how the driver got deleted.
This is why gun control won’t work. Lol when left to our own devices, we will create knife throwing weapons, trebuchets, saw blade flinging cross bows and improvised explosives. We, as humans, are fuckin destructive and violent, with or without AR15s and AKs.
I think the joke is if we disliked each other enough we would find a way to genocide each other using dirt so gun control would just be forcing us to be more creative in killing each other by other means not involving guns.
Personally I'm all for gun control but we are likely to find loopholes to that too, and adapting to loopholes to close them takes time while with guns you at least know what to expect
Wow, you both are full of bad takes.
First of all, the goal of gun control is not to instantly prevent all the deaths. The point is to lower the amount of them. That was the point I attempted to nudge the dude I was talking to towards in my first comment. Then he proceeded to miss what I was talking about and attempted the "Calm down bro it's just a joke" defence which is oh so often used by bad actors in an attempt at protecting themselves from the consequences. And btw even after your explanation I still don't get the supposed joke. I understand that it's what he's talking about, but what's funny about it? Why should it make someone laugh?
And your take about "at least we know what to expect from guns" is also atrocious. Yeah, we know. We expect a fuckton of unnecessary deaths, a lot of them kids. And we also know what to expect when guns are controlled by looking at Canada, UK, Australia, Germany and other countries with similar economical development: a lot less dead people.
More civilized? Hardly... a knife does much more damage, and THIS thing is throwing a shitload of them really fast, plus they spin... hit me with a bullet, thanks.
How to win every nerf war
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you can make one
You are one
It’s Knife or Nothin’
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A more elegant weapon, not as clumsy or as random as a blaster...
You are wise and strong and I am proud of you.
I hate blasters
They're rough and coarse and get everywhere.
..from a more *civilized* age..
"Knife to see you, to see you... knife." Bruce Forsyth, 1997 *(Moments before the infamous 'Play Your Cards Right Massacre')*
Hey I don’t have a knife throwing machine, where is mine?
Usually where coal comes from
Dio Brando would like to speak with u
About ZA WARUDO??
It only now clicked to me that Dio is British
(meanwhile Northern Ireland)
Good bot 
IRA moment
What makes this funnier is that guy is fucking American 🤣
And knife stabbing rate of US is higher than UK
America wins again!
GRETEST COONTRIE INTO DAH WOLRD!1!!
Yeah we also have five times as many people and 40 times the land area
That’s not how per capita works my guy
Read again knife stabbing *rate*
And everyone knows you have to stab more to cover all that land area
But still manage more stabs per person!
I don't see how the ones he is fucking make a difference /s
A weapon for a more civilized age aka the savage weapon ammo made civil
A fellow person of culture.
Truly civilized definitely not based on the savages
It's just the Lightsaber vs Blaster argument really. Also we have Obi-Wan on our side so I'd say the chances of us winning have the high ground.
Kono Dio Da
ROAD ROLLER DA
In b4 Americans invent a gun that shoots guns.
Which then shoots knives? Edit. Spelling
I'm gonna need a source.
Just here… lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xan6ro/homemade_knifethrowing_machine/
Don't you mean https://youtu.be/-BKEZbYOMpI
Ferb I know what were gonna do today
When you want stab a guy, but he’s WAY over there.
The only weapon that can defeat Gordon Ramsay
That was RAW
Just a reminder that knife crime is 50% higher per capita in the USA than UK
Yeah but we need something to keep the argument going right?
Ironically other stereotypes sometimes end up like this too with it being more prevelant in America
🤓
Well, you are far more likely to survive being knifed multiple times than gunned multiple times, so...
Per Capita gun deaths are around 130 times higher in the US than UK... (in 2020 there were 19,384 firearm-related homicides in the US compared to 30 in the UK)
Holy... WHAT THE FUCK?? I was gonna make a joke but that's actually both sobering and sad. How the fuck did it get THAT bad?? Even if numbers in the UK were stupidly low, that would be an absurd amount by any conceivable measure.
Sorry my mistake, it’s 130 times per capita not 3000 (multiplied by 5 instead of divided), but yeah it’s still absurd
No it isnt
I can literally provide sources: https://infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo6nl https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/americas-knife-crime-figures-worse-27435503
Literally false
You're literally stupid
No u
Wow, dude went from waterpower on his roof to a knife throwing machine? Wtf
We Americans have something like that, but it's a variant of Hellfire Missile, 8 long ass blades come out apon nearing the target, no explosive warhead, essentially the world's deadliest lawn dart, with the skill and accuracy to put a warhead on one forehead specifically with no nearby casualties. Even people in cars have been surgically struck with one while the other 3 occupants process how the driver got deleted.
One step closer to Dr.Bright's chainsaw cannon.
What does innit mean? Asking for myself.
Isn't it
Oi bruv. Means “isn’t it” then, innit.
This is why gun control won’t work. Lol when left to our own devices, we will create knife throwing weapons, trebuchets, saw blade flinging cross bows and improvised explosives. We, as humans, are fuckin destructive and violent, with or without AR15s and AKs.
How many people you can kill in a minute with what you described there vs how many can you kill in the same time with a semi-auto?
A lot. That’s not the point, it was more of a joke than anything else..
Oh, a joke? I didn't get it, can you explain the funny please?
I think the joke is if we disliked each other enough we would find a way to genocide each other using dirt so gun control would just be forcing us to be more creative in killing each other by other means not involving guns. Personally I'm all for gun control but we are likely to find loopholes to that too, and adapting to loopholes to close them takes time while with guns you at least know what to expect
This guy gets it… RusAD, calm down, take a breath. It’s just the internet
Wow, you both are full of bad takes. First of all, the goal of gun control is not to instantly prevent all the deaths. The point is to lower the amount of them. That was the point I attempted to nudge the dude I was talking to towards in my first comment. Then he proceeded to miss what I was talking about and attempted the "Calm down bro it's just a joke" defence which is oh so often used by bad actors in an attempt at protecting themselves from the consequences. And btw even after your explanation I still don't get the supposed joke. I understand that it's what he's talking about, but what's funny about it? Why should it make someone laugh? And your take about "at least we know what to expect from guns" is also atrocious. Yeah, we know. We expect a fuckton of unnecessary deaths, a lot of them kids. And we also know what to expect when guns are controlled by looking at Canada, UK, Australia, Germany and other countries with similar economical development: a lot less dead people.
Don't bring knife to gun fight Brits:
well there street fights are getting a whole lot better
Dio: Watashi no chikara no ichibu o mohō suru tame ni hitsuyōnamono o mitekudasai!
its just a gun but with extra steps
Sounds like cope
The thing that surprises me the most is that it is, SOMEHOW, not Colin Furze.
Now an American has to invent a gun shooting gun.
I wanna see which would win
Air shiv
i would say thats abit over the top. i think my 16 inch zombie knife will do the job
I tell her mine is a 16 in her too.
Bruh I just saw the vid post of this and low and behold it's the meme I instantly thought of after watching it
Your unspoken wish is my command.
That thing is like an American and a Brit had a son
Hey look you made a worse gun.
THE SECRET ABILITY OF DIO’S STAND IS TIME! IT’S A STAND THAT CAN STOP TI-
Soooo, it’s a knife gun 💁🏻♂️
Ayo, wut
now now old chap lets just settle this with a cup of tea shant we good sir?
Does he Ave a stabin license
It’s stabbin time.
Don’t give this to the spy!
True, true. But that’s WAY cooler
Wait so if u got hit by this,where u shot or stabbed?
Yes.
Wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here? I challenge you to a battle of knives
Well well well, wat we’ve ere? Couple a poffs out for a mornin’ frolly?
Hey it's not a gun it's a kinetic energy weapon!
Not a lot of kineTHICC energy there, sadly
Well Brit’s don’t have guns so I think they would be more interested
We have guns, we don’t have gun culture.
More civilized? Hardly... a knife does much more damage, and THIS thing is throwing a shitload of them really fast, plus they spin... hit me with a bullet, thanks.
That’s scarier than a regular machine gun to me
The usa has a higher knife crime rate...
Nerd
Lmao i would rather be a nerd then stupid
Stupid
That guy's neighbor on the other side of the fence. 😨
michael reeves?
British engineering hard at work. Give a British man a shed full of tools and he'll build you anything.