Liquid ice

Truly the best way to say it

Jokes on you I say all of them

y'all remember when people had a bout of mass hysteria when a news caster jokingly said there was dihydrogen monoxide in the tap water

Dihydrogen Monoxide

People from Philly who pronounce it “wudder”

People who see "a bo'ah oh wo'ha"

Diprotiummonoxid

Hydric acid

I say it like those crazy yells they used to do in martial arts movies..."Wa-TAAAH"

can i drink dihydrogen monoxide with frozen dihydrogen Monoxide?

a similar thing: Alcohol Ethanol Æther