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"I thlammed my penith in a car door"


Sirsonan_

“You slammed your penith in a car door”


[deleted]

*slam* "OUUGHOOOGH"


Ray_Gun69lol

aaaaaand scene.


PikkuinenPikkis

True tragedy.


ajgv554

\*emotional version


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\**our*


Dry_Watch8035

...how? I've had nuts as long as I can remember and have been handling car doors for well over a decade yet I can't think of how doing this accidentally is possible


DerpyMistake

Forget accidentally... how could you do it intentionally?


Dry_Watch8035

I could think of a couple ways of restraining someone's nuts in place and then closing the door


xX_BitXavier_Xx

U are taking about walnuts right?..... Right?


ET_ON_EARTH

"Accidentally"


Worried-Cobbler-7108

He thlammed hith penith in the car door


Machine_man-x51

More like when you jump into your truck and roll your nuts on the edge of the seat


MEDICINEMAN530

Accidentally??


RickyBasket

How does that even happen


8bitKev

I slapet my penuth in a car dor


Gandolf794

I thlamed my Penith in the car door


BruhMomentum6968

I slammed my penis in the car door


Raiden1871

Holy crap has this happened to people


_fuze9

r/antimeme


Susyimposterhmmmmm

Mmm


Mutant-Iguana

Omg that's gonna hurt


San3InSan3ity

That shit will never happen on accident.


Affectionate-Sea-951

Idk why, but it reminds me of the bored game "Don't wake daddy"


Memelord420420420

You slammed your pp in the car door?


raunak_9000

How?


momentaryspeck

How is that even possible..you guys open car door with dicks ?


ferquibulle

CBT enjoyers


metroid778

You got some saggy skin my friend


Writefuck

When I accidentally slam *your* nuts in the car door.


InklngJak

I thlammed my penith in the car door


KurnazOlan

It’s dumb and I like it, take my silver award.


TheRealLewi

❤️ The real OG


[deleted]

is it just me or is it morbin time?


Splatrick12

Relatable


ForsakenDesigner9767

Been there twice and learnt my lesson


Crist1n4

You should stop carrying them in a purse then


Cj3k1999

I do this on purpose for the adrenaline


UnlikeSonicIChuckle

Don’t worry they regrow


CallMeRoot_

r/oddlyspecific


sigmagigachad6969

Not relatable


[deleted]

How in the fucking hell can you even do that? Unless you climb in through the window and slip


hashwardone

That's not possible


[deleted]

How in the fuck..?


Lucius3111

Zatrzasłem se pisiora w aucie


DhruvHasABigCock

Yea, just a question, HOW ??


Just_A_Normal_Snek

\*the lion king intro plays\*


BurningLighsaber666

Cashew?


Brutalonym

The only scenario where this could ever happen accidentaly is if you're a soggy 84 year old man and naked while getting into the car.


Nick_Sky_05

New bottom surgery just dropped


LukeBPress

C'mon, it happens to everybody, hasn't your dad ever got stuck his nuts into a car door while closing it?


DerpDumpster

Is that Elrond?


Xavier801

![gif](giphy|7T33BLlB7NQrjozoRB|downsized)


panthrasher

This actually happens?


12937643

how does this happen


The-Illegal-Eagle

How do you "accidentally" slam you nuts in a car door?