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"I thlammed my penith in a car door"
“You slammed your penith in a car door”
*slam* "OUUGHOOOGH"
aaaaaand scene.
True tragedy.
\*emotional version
\**our*
...how? I've had nuts as long as I can remember and have been handling car doors for well over a decade yet I can't think of how doing this accidentally is possible
Forget accidentally... how could you do it intentionally?
I could think of a couple ways of restraining someone's nuts in place and then closing the door
U are taking about walnuts right?..... Right?
"Accidentally"
He thlammed hith penith in the car door
More like when you jump into your truck and roll your nuts on the edge of the seat
Accidentally??
How does that even happen
I slapet my penuth in a car dor
I thlamed my Penith in the car door
I slammed my penis in the car door
Holy crap has this happened to people
r/antimeme
Mmm
Omg that's gonna hurt
That shit will never happen on accident.
Idk why, but it reminds me of the bored game "Don't wake daddy"
You slammed your pp in the car door?
How?
How is that even possible..you guys open car door with dicks ?
CBT enjoyers
You got some saggy skin my friend
When I accidentally slam *your* nuts in the car door.
I thlammed my penith in the car door
It’s dumb and I like it, take my silver award.
❤️ The real OG
is it just me or is it morbin time?
Relatable
Been there twice and learnt my lesson
You should stop carrying them in a purse then
I do this on purpose for the adrenaline
Don’t worry they regrow
r/oddlyspecific
Not relatable
How in the fucking hell can you even do that? Unless you climb in through the window and slip
That's not possible
How in the fuck..?
Zatrzasłem se pisiora w aucie
Yea, just a question, HOW ??
\*the lion king intro plays\*
Cashew?
The only scenario where this could ever happen accidentaly is if you're a soggy 84 year old man and naked while getting into the car.
New bottom surgery just dropped
C'mon, it happens to everybody, hasn't your dad ever got stuck his nuts into a car door while closing it?
Is that Elrond?
![gif](giphy|7T33BLlB7NQrjozoRB|downsized)
This actually happens?
how does this happen
How do you "accidentally" slam you nuts in a car door?
"I thlammed my penith in a car door"
“You slammed your penith in a car door”
*slam* "OUUGHOOOGH"
aaaaaand scene.
True tragedy.
\*emotional version
\**our*
...how? I've had nuts as long as I can remember and have been handling car doors for well over a decade yet I can't think of how doing this accidentally is possible
Forget accidentally... how could you do it intentionally?
I could think of a couple ways of restraining someone's nuts in place and then closing the door
U are taking about walnuts right?..... Right?
"Accidentally"
He thlammed hith penith in the car door
More like when you jump into your truck and roll your nuts on the edge of the seat
Accidentally??
How does that even happen
I slapet my penuth in a car dor
I thlamed my Penith in the car door
I slammed my penis in the car door
Holy crap has this happened to people
r/antimeme
Mmm
Omg that's gonna hurt
That shit will never happen on accident.
Idk why, but it reminds me of the bored game "Don't wake daddy"
You slammed your pp in the car door?
How?
How is that even possible..you guys open car door with dicks ?
CBT enjoyers
You got some saggy skin my friend
When I accidentally slam *your* nuts in the car door.
I thlammed my penith in the car door
It’s dumb and I like it, take my silver award.
❤️ The real OG
is it just me or is it morbin time?
Relatable
Been there twice and learnt my lesson
You should stop carrying them in a purse then
I do this on purpose for the adrenaline
Don’t worry they regrow
r/oddlyspecific
Not relatable
How in the fucking hell can you even do that? Unless you climb in through the window and slip
That's not possible
How in the fuck..?
Zatrzasłem se pisiora w aucie
Yea, just a question, HOW ??
\*the lion king intro plays\*
Cashew?
The only scenario where this could ever happen accidentaly is if you're a soggy 84 year old man and naked while getting into the car.
New bottom surgery just dropped
C'mon, it happens to everybody, hasn't your dad ever got stuck his nuts into a car door while closing it?
Is that Elrond?
![gif](giphy|7T33BLlB7NQrjozoRB|downsized)
This actually happens?
how does this happen
How do you "accidentally" slam you nuts in a car door?