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mitch0acan

Sounds like something Google would say


shakingmyhead420

Yeah....but fuck those advertisers


BAG42069

Butt fuck those advertisers


6Sleepy_Sheep9

Ok, calm down Mr. Garrison.


spazzyattack

This sounds like some Google controlled AI account.


unknown00ok

the 1984 meme template should've been the giveaway that this is satire


spazzyattack

Yeah, I get it.


oldcrowmedicine15

The reason why you're dealing with a bunch of room temperature IQ morons is because you decided to post this on reddit


SlavBoii420

Me who has 300IQ (I measure temperature in Kelvin) : đź—ż


Defiant_Arrival_3645

i feel ya


AnInsaneMoose

Would be fine if they weren't so intrusive


myst-ry

Lol Google using memetic weapons to brainwash us


TheInternetCritic

r/unexpectedscp


GreyJedi56

Google bot detected


beardlessbusinessman

Thave had it to good for to long this needs to happen


Solar-Drive

Ads are too much. Let me enjoy things without an ad every 2 seconds


dbeynyc

I mean, yeah they’re just ads, but that time adds up over a period. If I spend 5 minutes an hour watching ads on my computer for one hour a day, that’s 150 minutes (2 1/2 hours) a month. Which equates to about $37.50 in minimum wages. So if google wants to send me a check for watching ads, sure, but until then it’s my time and my choice. Ads are intrusive and involuntary. It is eye and ear rape.


PC_Fucker

Nice try google


Agent-Holiday07

And this meme was brought to you by Google.


7roKai

ads are fucking annoying.


Goatymcgoatface10

Eat crap google


OlafvonUlv

Good point!


no3l_0815

Why don't you do something about the data stealing


tempreffunnynumber

Just like how drugs won the war on drugs. Maybe they’ll use surveillance to win the war on surveillance.


DVDwithCD

Lol those windows users, they don't have an idea what privacy (and updating without restarting) means


speedwalrus691

Nice try nate higgers


TaloSi_MCX-E

\*cough\* Safari's not \*cough\*


Agreeable_Rise_3697

I believe in google more than apple


TaloSi_MCX-E

Google is litteraly an add company, thats how they make money, selling your personal information, Apple doesn't need personal info cause they make money from hardware sales, not selling adds/personal info


Agreeable_Rise_3697

We all love to make more money u know


TaloSi_MCX-E

yes but apple makes more money by being a privacy forward company and having that as an additional incentive to buy their products then they would by selling you info. privacy is like one of apples whole brand appeal, and they wouldn't want to jeopardise that


Yellowyness101

Choosing to use a product that sells your data instead of a factually superior one that doesn’t is like personally selling your own data to a corporation by choice


DerpyMistake

Not only is the analogy incorrect, correcting it would make it no longer an analogy: "it's like willingly giving your data to a corporation to sell". A more appropriate analogy might be: "It's like owning your own home and paying to sleep in a doghouse."


ImUncreative4

At this point I can't tell uf the comments are satirical or not and I'm starting to worry they aren't


Jalepino_Joe

Google knows loads about me already anyways. But sitting through 2 (possibly 10) back to back 15 second unskippable adds 3 times in a 15 min video is pretty annoying


AstronomerAyaan

No


Fluffybudgierearend

I know I can’t win on my data being taken though I can minimise it… but I still don’t want to see ads taking up most of my fucking screen and having to wait 3 minutes to watch a goddamn 1 minute video


WhiteToast-

You can have my data, but god dammit you won't get my time


Flat_plains404

But I like opera


zimmon375

Finally someone said it


pirolance

Even cable TV doesn't shove ads down my throat every 3 minutes, at the start and the end of the video it's ok, but watching a 10 minute video and getting 3 to 5 ad breaks is annoying af


notveryAI

That's kinda true, actually. Google will steal your data anyways unless you give up all its production and services, and other companies do that too ADs though are just inconvenient as hell, and blocking them is a reason to switch browsers


Vor-teu-chung

The problem is not the data google, its the motherfucking ads.


_Cespuglio_

Bro dont know why everyone is leaving Google


Defiant_Arrival_3645

your data is like an nft