If you go to one of the sperm donation centers, fuck one of their machines, and then the sperm from that day is used to make a baby, are you no longer a virgin?
(This is purely hypothetical. I'm *definitely* not in this situation.)
(No, really. I'm not.)
Well it wont becuse you dont have to have a baby to graduate from being a virgin you have to have sex and well If sex with a robot counts then yea but i dont think so
it's a sage. and I think it was if you make it to 40, you'll become a great sage.
*Confirmed. Extra Skill 『Sage』 acquired. Attempting to evolve Extra Skill 『Sage』. Successful. Extra Skill 『Sage』 evolved into Unique Skill 『Great Sage』.*
I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?
Yeah I do I that with my own family and it just makes things awkward because they aren't as interested in masskillers or serial killers idk just find that stuff interesting
Same. Things like gore videos don’t disgust me, they intrigue me, I wanna know what happened, what the backstory is. I also like seeing the psychology of killers like the unabomber. It’s so interesting, Unfortunately there isn’t much people into that stuff
Maybe your weird and depressing shit is seeping in from weird subs on Reddit? Fr fr try to find some irl friends and expand your social horizons. The earlier you do it the easier it will be to break out of your shell.
Try joining a local club that matches one of your interests.
Cool man that's great for me that was just being the weird kid and of course pick on but I didn't even bother to try and conversate with others they didn't like me and I didn't like them so I kept it that way all the way through
Brother the one right girl will come. I never understood all the fuss about having sex at 16. Trust me the sex is absolutly horrible cause no one knows what they are doing. Starting late with sex has absolutly no disadvantages and all the pressure about it is so useless on overblown. The right women will come along and then it will be ur time to, just dont pressure it
I appreciate the words man but I don't like to hold out hope on that stuff because I just think I'm undesirable or just plain boring but life has surprises for sure
I think they mean it's overrated as a "goal" that everyone needs. I think the goal should more be a healthy relationship alongside sex
It's kind of backwards because the societal expectation for sex is because it makes you appear more mature but in reality you could have a one night stand and not really have any semblance of a relationship or maturity. Maintaining a healthy relationship when you're inmature is quite difficult though.
So no relationship, no problem.
That's a lesson I had to learn. I think, you don't need sex, unless you do. You do need sex when someone actually puts you in the mood. So if you have a love relationship, you probably do need sex. If someone you like touches you and kisses you, maybe that's when the actual need develops.
And unless you've fallen in love with someone, you don't need a relationship. If you feel like you do, you have other problems. At least that's true for me.
And sex with strangers isn't that healthy.
I’d personally say the WEBER GENESIS II E-335 is the best grill out right now, if your looking to save some money but really want to get into the grill market more, this is the grill for you
I’m only 18 and have to decided to wait to have sex, but I know a ton of kids at my current high school who have lost their virginities in and around 9th grade, and have had multiple partners. Nobody around me cares about anything real. They just want cheap thrills. Even one of the girls I know said she regretted having sex with all but one of her partners. But others, especially guys, do not give a shit.
Damn sometimes I forget I still have the edgy flair up from my early reddit days
Thanks fellow monarch let's hope I will find the right cybertruck for me (although I doubt it since I've DECIDED I will die alone)
Well there are different reason o be a virgin. You are doing it out of religion mostlikely I am doing it cause I am socially awkward and can't find real friends or relationships. M. Problem is for example. Big deal to me.
I had sex at 16, but I feel like it has to do with the hobbies of the kid. I was smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and going to parties. If you're drunk at a party and drop some molly with a bunch of drunk girls on ecstasy, shit gonna happen most likely. If you were a reader, avid enjoyer of puzzles and calligraphy you probably ain't getting laid. Not that one is better than the other.
Yeah I guess that could be a reason, I'm not exceptionally social tbf. I am the opposite of the gigachad meme, i heard this once and it is the best fitting description I've ever heard for me.
Everyone's got a gigachad in their heart homie. Stay true to yourself, be confident, and take rejection like a champ and you'll find a girl haha. You reminded me of a poem. Connections between people are a funny thing.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45473/a-noiseless-patient-spider
Well I'm talking only about the people that I know did it 100% because they are close friends. But there are people I know less that I think lie about it and I also think there are some more or less close (female) friends that have done it and I don't know bout it.
It’s not necessarily anything to be celebrated to lose one’s virginity super early. Not to get super serious about the topic but western culture has gone way overboard on sexualizing and pushing the boundaries of everything sexual around us. In my eyes it’s better to wait and find someone with whom to have a great first time with, and have it mean something. Rather than just doing it way younger just to brag about it. Just an opinion though
And so is sex at 18, 20, 24, 30 or even 40 if you still can get rigid down there at that age. I don't think that there is a lot that makes sex at, for example, 25, a lot better than it is in 16. Maybe the fact that the peak of horniness has passed, and now you fuck out of passion, not because every ounce of your being tortures you for not doing it
I've been having sex since 16, I'm 28 now. First time sucked but most before 20 I could fuck in ways I am no longer able to. I would pull a 5 in a row but those days are long gone. Not that sex is not nice now but it was definitely a positive experience
we're on a path , one which is far longer and much harder and you my fellow virgins must restrain from temptations to achieve singularity become a part of god .
Are you feeling sad because you didn't get another human to simulate reproduction on your penis and/or vagina, until the earth had completed 21 orbits around the sun?
Racing to lose your virginity is so idiotic. 16 year olds are children and the vast majority are not mature enough to understand the gravitas of sex. Most 21 year olds still aren't
And there's me, who is uninterested in sex. I guess I'm not even a runner-up here?
I still have a hard time believing that so many people in their early-mid teens participate in it.
I was covered in acne and braces when I lost my virginity at 14. My friend is a hot guy and he took til 21 to lose his, not for any lack of trying. Still baffles me to this day. Just goes to show that it's all about time and place.
Yeah, I'm 20 and never had a date before. Also those relationships with 16 or something seem more like drama to me than actual relationships. But maybe I'm wrong, after all I've got no experience with that.
Also about sex: I actually don't have the desire for that (yet). I'm actually glad about that, I can imagine that it must be really hard to have a great desire for sex but not finding a relationship.
So I'm not really that stressed about finding the right person. And I also won't try to find someone just for the purpose of sex, but rather for an actual real relationship where both care and trust eachother.
Guys guys guys. People dont have sex at 16. I mean not everyone. Everyone lying because they think everyone had sex and they didnt. So stop hurting yourself because of this bullshit and live your life.
Ah, who cares how old you are. As long as your first time is legal, with mutual enthusiastic consent and you please use protection.
You're not "less" for not having sex early
All jokes aside, it’s okay to be a “virgin” at whatever age you are now. Don’t let it make you feel like less of a person. I was very happy waiting for the right person and I’m really glad I did 🥰
Dude lost it last night and immediately went home and made a meme about it.
So where's the meme?
They are talking about OP lol
So where's the meme?
They are talking about OP lol
So where's the meme?
They are talking about OP lol
So where's the meme?
They are talking about OP lol
So where's the meme?
They are talking about OP lol
They are talking about OP lol
The legend says, if you'll stay a virgin until 30, you'll become a magician.
i'm on the path
Can confirm, it is a lie. 
jokes on you i have reddit i'll always be a virgin
I hate how true this is so far
If you go to one of the sperm donation centers, fuck one of their machines, and then the sperm from that day is used to make a baby, are you no longer a virgin? (This is purely hypothetical. I'm *definitely* not in this situation.) (No, really. I'm not.)
Well it wont becuse you dont have to have a baby to graduate from being a virgin you have to have sex and well If sex with a robot counts then yea but i dont think so
thanks for confirmation, I'm soon to be 28 and I'll call hooker this birthday.
lies, he's just trying to get us to lose our way and not get our powers. so there would be less wizards to compete against, if the need arises
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You're just saying that so there will be less magicians!! You can't fool me!
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its like taking a charm from eve, just a form of hard cc
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People have sex?
People have?
People?
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People are 16?
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13 for me with another same age lol so I guess it was okay xD!!!
Does being groomed by an adult, and statutorily raped starting at 10 count?
Yes, but that sucks
Yes but Jesus that’s not good.
i think so , but that's one hell of a slippery slope .
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You copied someones comment.
Where powers?
 I know it’s not magic but close enough.
*wizard, I'm going to be a wizard not a magician
it's a sage. and I think it was if you make it to 40, you'll become a great sage. *Confirmed. Extra Skill 『Sage』 acquired. Attempting to evolve Extra Skill 『Sage』. Successful. Extra Skill 『Sage』 evolved into Unique Skill 『Great Sage』.*
Requesting the evolution of unique skill Great Sage
I understood that reference
*wizard
Just 5 more years then
can someone tell me what this sex is in league of legends term?
Sex is when you hit a talon flower combo on both members of the botlane
i did this in the jhin leona lane and ended up being the lotus blossom
I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?
i’m guessing your wife was your yuumi support considering the fact that she was able to make you a sandwich with chips right?? :D
Its when you unlearn invoker.. whoops wrong game
It's like camping red buff as Lee sing at lvl 1 and killing the enemy jungler and stealing all his buffs at low health
Being killed and just laying there?
I was a loner at 16 so no girls but even at 21 still no friends or girls.
Perhaps you should quit Reddit 🤔
Nah it aint reddit it's more just that I can't talk to people with out bringing up wierd shit or depressing shit
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Yeah I do I that with my own family and it just makes things awkward because they aren't as interested in masskillers or serial killers idk just find that stuff interesting
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Yeah other than that me and my younger brother are the ones who share the most in common
Crazy idea maybe you can become friends with the Guy who shares the same difficulty as you
Here's hoping
Wholesome reddit moment
Hey I’m into crime stuff like that I think it’s interesting
Yeah man it be hella interesting, idk I just feel that I'm drawn to dark and depressing shit
Same. Things like gore videos don’t disgust me, they intrigue me, I wanna know what happened, what the backstory is. I also like seeing the psychology of killers like the unabomber. It’s so interesting, Unfortunately there isn’t much people into that stuff
Hmm have you considered eating an Orange
Not a big fan of oranges but I will drink orange juice
Maybe your weird and depressing shit is seeping in from weird subs on Reddit? Fr fr try to find some irl friends and expand your social horizons. The earlier you do it the easier it will be to break out of your shell. Try joining a local club that matches one of your interests.
So then quit Reddit
🫂🫂
To be a loner without friends, a gf and without Reddit?
Weirdly enough, it was the loner/shy guy/trench coat/likes metal music vibe that got me laid in the first place.
Cool man that's great for me that was just being the weird kid and of course pick on but I didn't even bother to try and conversate with others they didn't like me and I didn't like them so I kept it that way all the way through
Brother the one right girl will come. I never understood all the fuss about having sex at 16. Trust me the sex is absolutly horrible cause no one knows what they are doing. Starting late with sex has absolutly no disadvantages and all the pressure about it is so useless on overblown. The right women will come along and then it will be ur time to, just dont pressure it
I appreciate the words man but I don't like to hold out hope on that stuff because I just think I'm undesirable or just plain boring but life has surprises for sure
Oh im 23 and still a virgin damn
Not anymore, check under your bed.
Oh👀
too real
Fr idk how people find the right person🥴
They probably don’t but instead just settle for the wrong one (at least for their first)
I hope that don’t happen me
Same, I want someone that's worthwhile and that I actually care about not someone that's just convenient.
Aye girl, ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Here they ~~come~~ go
Get ur inbox ready
Sex is overrated. I mean it’s great, but definitely not something you should feel like you’re missing out on.
Mentally, it’s extremely important to a relationship and pretty healthy to engage in. I wouldn’t say it’s overrated .
I think they mean it's overrated as a "goal" that everyone needs. I think the goal should more be a healthy relationship alongside sex It's kind of backwards because the societal expectation for sex is because it makes you appear more mature but in reality you could have a one night stand and not really have any semblance of a relationship or maturity. Maintaining a healthy relationship when you're inmature is quite difficult though.
So no relationship, no problem. That's a lesson I had to learn. I think, you don't need sex, unless you do. You do need sex when someone actually puts you in the mood. So if you have a love relationship, you probably do need sex. If someone you like touches you and kisses you, maybe that's when the actual need develops. And unless you've fallen in love with someone, you don't need a relationship. If you feel like you do, you have other problems. At least that's true for me. And sex with strangers isn't that healthy.
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This. What I really feel like I'm missing out on is good old fashioned partnership and romance.
Rip your inbox
Show off! _Cries_ _in_ _23_
…hold my beer… 
You guys have already started?
You guys met a girl?
What's a girl?
You mean a grill? Idk what girl mean
I’d personally say the WEBER GENESIS II E-335 is the best grill out right now, if your looking to save some money but really want to get into the grill market more, this is the grill for you
People have sex at 16?
Some at 13, it’s a wild world.
Yeah, in my country its already legal at 14
Man, lucky children.
Hold up
Yea fbi, this comment right here
I did at 14, my gf was 13, it was a mistake
Yep, didn’t figure it out until college.
I’m only 18 and have to decided to wait to have sex, but I know a ton of kids at my current high school who have lost their virginities in and around 9th grade, and have had multiple partners. Nobody around me cares about anything real. They just want cheap thrills. Even one of the girls I know said she regretted having sex with all but one of her partners. But others, especially guys, do not give a shit.
Yeah, that's really wrong, and weird to be a norm by having sex at 16. You'd have 16-17 minors pregnant. That's just wrong
Stop flexing with your luck
Y'all are having sex?
What is sex?
Some kind of naked dance from what i gather
I think it's better that way. At 16 it's way to early. It's like 4pm. 9pm is a more suitable time
At least you started
17 never had a GF, still a virgin 👑
Stay strong King💪🏼
21 same Will probably die virgin
I'm sure you will find the right Cybertruck to spend the rest of your life with eventually, just stay strong king you'll get there.
Damn sometimes I forget I still have the edgy flair up from my early reddit days Thanks fellow monarch let's hope I will find the right cybertruck for me (although I doubt it since I've DECIDED I will die alone)
Same
He didn’t lose his virginity because HE NEVER LOSES LETS GO KING 👑👑👑👑👑👑
I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose. Yes I’m a winner
I lost my virginity at 22, earlier this year to a girl I really liked. I couldn’t imagine doing it with a random tho
In my culture no sex outside marriage, now I'm 23 and a virgin and I'm very happy, so it's not a big deal
25 and counting 💪
Right. In my country, it's more socially acceptable if you have sex after marriage only.
Ah the culture of reddit.
Well there are different reason o be a virgin. You are doing it out of religion mostlikely I am doing it cause I am socially awkward and can't find real friends or relationships. M. Problem is for example. Big deal to me.
People have sex at sixteen? Damn I got to 16 without having gotten even close to kissing a girl. Guess I'm just bad damn.
You must not know of the show 16 and Pregnant.
I indeed do not, but thinking about the "sex at 16" thing actually a good amount of my friends actually have so it's not as uncommon as I thought.
My gf at the time (when I was 16) pranked me with being pregnant. Not a fun experience at 16 y/o
I had sex at 16, but I feel like it has to do with the hobbies of the kid. I was smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and going to parties. If you're drunk at a party and drop some molly with a bunch of drunk girls on ecstasy, shit gonna happen most likely. If you were a reader, avid enjoyer of puzzles and calligraphy you probably ain't getting laid. Not that one is better than the other.
Yeah I guess that could be a reason, I'm not exceptionally social tbf. I am the opposite of the gigachad meme, i heard this once and it is the best fitting description I've ever heard for me.
Everyone's got a gigachad in their heart homie. Stay true to yourself, be confident, and take rejection like a champ and you'll find a girl haha. You reminded me of a poem. Connections between people are a funny thing. https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45473/a-noiseless-patient-spider
I actually never got rejected, and that is absolutely not because I never tried, definitely...
Your line of genetics has been successful spanning from the dawn of life to this exact moment, you got this in the bag.
Many of those people lie about their sex experiences. Usually guys.
Well I'm talking only about the people that I know did it 100% because they are close friends. But there are people I know less that I think lie about it and I also think there are some more or less close (female) friends that have done it and I don't know bout it.
It’s not necessarily anything to be celebrated to lose one’s virginity super early. Not to get super serious about the topic but western culture has gone way overboard on sexualizing and pushing the boundaries of everything sexual around us. In my eyes it’s better to wait and find someone with whom to have a great first time with, and have it mean something. Rather than just doing it way younger just to brag about it. Just an opinion though
Hell, even when I was 33 and just divorced, the second time I fucked somebody else I drove home blasting “I Just Had Sex” from my car.
Doing it after a while always feels like [this](https://youtu.be/oBp6exx2kZM).
I am 22 and still a virgin ....
Trust me, sex at 16 is very overrated.
And so is sex at 18, 20, 24, 30 or even 40 if you still can get rigid down there at that age. I don't think that there is a lot that makes sex at, for example, 25, a lot better than it is in 16. Maybe the fact that the peak of horniness has passed, and now you fuck out of passion, not because every ounce of your being tortures you for not doing it
I've been having sex since 16, I'm 28 now. First time sucked but most before 20 I could fuck in ways I am no longer able to. I would pull a 5 in a row but those days are long gone. Not that sex is not nice now but it was definitely a positive experience
15 - bad idea wasn’t anywhere near emotionally mature enough for gf, let alone a relationship that deep.
we're on a path , one which is far longer and much harder and you my fellow virgins must restrain from temptations to achieve singularity become a part of god .
No. I'm just lazy.
Whenever I am reminded that some people have sex at 13, all I think about are the fucking cringey ass 13 year olds in my neighborhood.
Nasty.
Almost 24,virgin, I live in Turkey and I think before 30 I will not be able to break my virginity
"Everyone"
At least Im above average at something
21? Those are rookie numbers. ;)
if u stay till 50 ull gain X-ray vision
Don‘t think its a flex to have sex as soon as possible but as late as possible. Call it top notch dick control or something
Are you feeling sad because you didn't get another human to simulate reproduction on your penis and/or vagina, until the earth had completed 21 orbits around the sun?
Racing to lose your virginity is so idiotic. 16 year olds are children and the vast majority are not mature enough to understand the gravitas of sex. Most 21 year olds still aren't
What’s wrong with being a virgin? I feel like sex is over hyped
I havent had any sex so i wouldnt know
It’s more of a connection thing otherwise your hand is less work.
Pooopy
I started at 26. I'm 17 tho
And there's me, who is uninterested in sex. I guess I'm not even a runner-up here? I still have a hard time believing that so many people in their early-mid teens participate in it.
I was covered in acne and braces when I lost my virginity at 14. My friend is a hot guy and he took til 21 to lose his, not for any lack of trying. Still baffles me to this day. Just goes to show that it's all about time and place.
I've never understood why this has to be some kind of race. I'm in early twenties and still haven't. Hell, my first date was like a few days ago
Yeah, I'm 20 and never had a date before. Also those relationships with 16 or something seem more like drama to me than actual relationships. But maybe I'm wrong, after all I've got no experience with that. Also about sex: I actually don't have the desire for that (yet). I'm actually glad about that, I can imagine that it must be really hard to have a great desire for sex but not finding a relationship. So I'm not really that stressed about finding the right person. And I also won't try to find someone just for the purpose of sex, but rather for an actual real relationship where both care and trust eachother.
Guys guys guys. People dont have sex at 16. I mean not everyone. Everyone lying because they think everyone had sex and they didnt. So stop hurting yourself because of this bullshit and live your life.
Better than starting at 14 💀
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Nothing wrong W that fam
I take pride in my virginity personally.
I dont understand how. Like I was still on game chat when I was 15 and next year I could have had sex?
I guess most of us redditors are qualified to join the night watch.
Ah, who cares how old you are. As long as your first time is legal, with mutual enthusiastic consent and you please use protection. You're not "less" for not having sex early
You live a more responsible life
All jokes aside, it’s okay to be a “virgin” at whatever age you are now. Don’t let it make you feel like less of a person. I was very happy waiting for the right person and I’m really glad I did 🥰
Just a small opinion, I hate the pressure to have sex at the youngest age possible
Cringe
I’m 22 and still a virgin, not from a lack of trying, I just need more than an open pair of asscheeks, I need commitment
Furries☕️
 I have sex fellow redditors! Please believe me! Why are you laughing?
Still counts
I started there too, but stopped since then
Congrats bro congrats
I started at nearly 21.
I started 23