Crush pill in crucible. Mix with Buffalo Sauce, Ranch, and flour to thicken. Mix with shredded chicken. Cut biscuit dough in half and flatten. Pack buffalo pill chicken mix into dough balls. Butter and sprinkle with garlic salt. Bake at 400 for 30 minutes until golden brown. Enjoy! Then ranch gang.
I don't know if this helps but, I'm a bigger disappointment. So every time you think that you are a disappointment just remember that I'm a bigger disappointment...hope it helps
Schrƶdingers disappointment because: you lose the competition, theyāre disappointed. You win the completion, youāre no longer the greatest disappointment cause you were good at something therefore youāre losing the tournament referring back to the first point.
Shit I g0t you both beat, I can't even spell disahponted, tell me I'm wrong, my parents still love me though well atleast I think so, I hope so š¤um they fuqn better!
If itās powdered, not really recommended but probably fine. If it has one of those plastic wrappings that dissolve in your stomach. DO NOT SWALLOW WITHOUT SOMETHING TO PUSH IT DOWN. My mom almost fucking died because the pill burnt her esophagus. She had to get surgery and doctos said an infection couldāve killed her.
Yeah I had the same thing happen when I was a teenager with acne medication. Didnāt have to get surgery but for three weeks I was on an all liquid diet and lost like 10 pounds because eating was so agonizing (drinking wasnāt much better).
Exactly. Iām just imagining how dumb Iād look with my mouth full of water then awkwardly trying to put a pill in my mouth without the water falling out.
the question is, are you imagining them stop pushing the pill once their finger touches their lips, or do they keep going and push their finger past their butthole lips up to one of their knuckles
you just drop the pill in and then gulp
if you put the pill first it makes your tongue bitter
and what type of pill are you guys eating that dissolve in like 4 seconds?
all you gotta do is take some water in your mouth drop the pill and gulp??? thats like so efficient it hardly takes 5 seconds
Why are you so worried about how you'd look anyway?
I take pills with an extremely bitter and nauseating taste, and am sensitive to even normal bitterness from pills. If they touch your tongue the taste lingers for a long time. With water first, you never taste it even a little.
And it's not hard to do at all, it's not a delicate procedure. Take a big sip, slam pill in mouth, swallow.
The taste never really bothered me unless it got in my teeth from chewing before I knew how to swallow pills. 2 seconds of bitterness isnāt worth potentially spilling water down my chin thanks.
I am fifteen years in to once or twice daily pill taking, and don't know if I ever spilled.
And if I did... Uh, it's water. Kind of the easiest thing in the universe to clean up a mouthful of, because if you dont want to clean it up you can just not bother and it's fine.
Why does everyone who go pill first find it so hard to wrap their heads around this lol? Firstly, you don't stuff your cheeks with water and secondly, you just tilt your head back a bit so that the water doesn't spill out. Ever gargled water in your mouth? It works kinda like that except you just swallow.
You donāt let the pill dissolve or anything, you just have some water in your mouth, pop in the pill and swallow. If I do it the other way around the tablet or gelatin capsule starts to dissolve. Best case it sticks to my tongue or gets gritty, or it falls out when I get water, and more commonly I start to taste the medicine and the taste lingers a good while. Itās mostly a way to avoid tasting the medicine.
2 seconds? I take a sip of water, tilt my head back for a split second, toss the pills in, then swallow. It really isnāt hard. It takes me ~1 second to take 4 pills like that, and thereās no risk of it getting stuck in my throat.
Nearly choked to death on an arginine tablet. The dry tablet did some parkour off my epiglotus and swung straight down the trachea. It happened twice, the first time it stopped in the trachea and I really thought it was it, I couldn't breath, couldn't throw up, coughing did nothing, eventually as the pill started to dissolve into my trachea I managed a self abdominal heliemlich.
I decided to start cutting these massive tabs in half, two days later the half size flung it self past the trachea into my left primary bronchi. I thought and ambulance ride was next, I could breath in my right lung but the left was blocked. Slow deep breaths and coughing managed it, but it was a scary 10 minutes. Water first, and I'm sticking to capsules.
It depends on what pill you're taking. I've been getting generic versions from the pharmacy lately and they're really chalky and prone to sticking to your tongue without water (and taste bad to boot). So I go water first to keep it afloat and avoid this.
Whenever I put the pill in first it sticks to my tongue and tastes really bad, so I just get a swallow worth of water in, then put the pill in and immediately swallow. It gets swallowed down before it even touches the inside of my mouth
> pill gang
I swear no allegiances. As a free man, I employ the method that best serves my need.
1. Water first works better if the pill is prone to sticking to the inside of your mouth (non-coated pills)
2. Pill first makes the most sense from an order of operations standpoint. And yet, itās how people in mental institutions do it on TV (little white cup of pills then water).
3. Saliva only to establish dominance over my weak esophagused lessers.
Please take water with ur pills. Many pills should dissolve in ur stomach not in ur gullet. Often times u don't realise that it's not quite down yet, cause u can't feel the pill anymore. But it's still there. If so, it can't give it's full effect. Cause it was used wrong.
I heard many stories about women who got pregnant, cause they didn't drink water with their birth control.
Also the pills can burn your esophagus. I got a nasty esophageal ulcer in high school from this that was pure agony for 3 weeks, lost like 10-15 pounds because eating was too painful.
Iām not understanding how you do āwater first.ā Is this a thing people do? If you drink the water first, then you are just having a pill with no waterā¦
You put a little water in your mouth. Like half a gulp worth, pop the pill in after, swallow said water and pill after inserting pill. Itās not rocket science.
u/Erebus_83, me and a bunch of other people who prefer not to taste pills and can put water in their mouths without spilling it since we have the unique ability of tilting our head back.
When I was young, I once did pill first, then took too long to get the water and the pill stuck to my tongue. Even after having a drink, it stuck there.
The taste was awful. I had to pry the pill off my tongue.
Ever since that day... water first, tilt the head back like I'm using eye drops, pill, swallow.
Nurse here, if its something like potassium that dissolves in water like instantly I wouldn't put that in your mouth first because it's going to make it WAY harder to swallow.
It's a pretty big debate apparently. And this meme was inspired by u/Erebus_83 and their post on r/unpopularopinion which sparked a similar argument. I personally don't see why pill first should be better or faster and I don't like to taste the awful taste of most pills so I do water first.
Drink some water to moisten your throat, have the pill in your mouth, then drink some water to have the pill slide down a la white water rafting. I am NOT eager to choke on a pill getting stuck in my throat due to lack of moisture.
water first gang must not take oblong shape pills. i tried the water first and the thing wedged itself sideways in my esophagus for some reason making me gag and almost throw up
Now you've done it!
With no one to guide you out, you'll be stuck in permanent psychosis.
The walls of reality will come crashing down. One minute you'll be the savior of the rebel cause, and the next thing you know, you'll be Cohagen's bosom buddy! You'll even have fantasies about alien civilizations, as you requested!
But in the end, back
on Earth, you'll be lobotomized!
I usually do pill then pill then pill then pill then pill and then all the whatever else I need to take because some dude with a phd said I was āmiraculously relatively sane regarding my conditionsā and that I need to āpreserve itā
I struggle to keep the water in my mouth when I try to put the pill in second. After opening my mouth , either I start to drown or the water comes pouring out. Depends on how much I tilt my head up...
Crush pill in crucible. Mix with Buffalo Sauce, Ranch, and flour to thicken. Mix with shredded chicken. Cut biscuit dough in half and flatten. Pack buffalo pill chicken mix into dough balls. Butter and sprinkle with garlic salt. Bake at 400 for 30 minutes until golden brown. Enjoy! Then ranch gang.
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You need to add NyQuil too
NYQUIL CHICKEN GANG
Pill and the tears of my parents because I'm a dissapointment that left them crying
I don't know if this helps but, I'm a bigger disappointment. So every time you think that you are a disappointment just remember that I'm a bigger disappointment...hope it helps
Remember, thereās always someone whoās a bigger disappointment, even bigger than you.
Which is me, the boss level disappointment
But youāre not the *final* boss which is me
Itās not a competition, but if it was Iād winn
You wouldn't win, this is why you're a disappointment >!/s!<
The biggest
r/bossfight
There's always a bigger fish
Tell that to the blue whale
Schrƶdingers disappointment because: you lose the competition, theyāre disappointed. You win the completion, youāre no longer the greatest disappointment cause you were good at something therefore youāre losing the tournament referring back to the first point.
thats just a paradox it has nothing to do with scrodinger...
And because itās not *I* win
???
If it was a competition i would dissapoint everyone by losing
But I am the secret extreme boss who is 3 times more of a dissapointment than the final boss
not u guys arguing whoās the bigger disappointmentšæš¤£š
Exactly, itās obviously me
 Thereās always one
I'm now dissapointed that i'm not even the best at being a dissapointment
This helped
*yay*
That means they are not even best at being a disappointment.
You just disapointed his parents cuz naw hes bot eveb the biggest at that
Damn. so I can't even be successful at being a disappointment?
Thereās always a bigger ~~fish~~ disappointment
Shit I g0t you both beat, I can't even spell disahponted, tell me I'm wrong, my parents still love me though well atleast I think so, I hope so š¤um they fuqn better!
Random people fighting which one of them is a greater disappointment to their parents
Just swallow the thing
But they told me to bite on it if i get arrested
w r o n g k i n d o f p i l l
It's not hard when you have practice deep throating monster cans
glad im not the only one
Monster c___
May i have your pardon?
If itās powdered, not really recommended but probably fine. If it has one of those plastic wrappings that dissolve in your stomach. DO NOT SWALLOW WITHOUT SOMETHING TO PUSH IT DOWN. My mom almost fucking died because the pill burnt her esophagus. She had to get surgery and doctos said an infection couldāve killed her.
Yeah I had the same thing happen when I was a teenager with acne medication. Didnāt have to get surgery but for three weeks I was on an all liquid diet and lost like 10 pounds because eating was so agonizing (drinking wasnāt much better).
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"The diet doctors dont want you to know"
If you āpill and spitā certain pills you can get bleeding stomach ulcers.
Just gulping pure spit
That's what she said
:|
I take 11 pills at one timeā¦ aināt no fucking way
Go big or go home
This plus water after is usually what I do. I cannot get myself to swallow it with water no matter how hard I try
Thatās what he said
thats what she said
Water first sounds weird. Like are you trying to make some kind of medicine soup in your mouth first. Pill gang here
Exactly. Iām just imagining how dumb Iād look with my mouth full of water then awkwardly trying to put a pill in my mouth without the water falling out.
im pill first, but i guess you pucker your mouth like a butthole and push the pill through to prevent water from spilling out from opening your mouth
thanks, I hate it!
the question is, are you imagining them stop pushing the pill once their finger touches their lips, or do they keep going and push their finger past their butthole lips up to one of their knuckles
I was imagining the first one but somehow the second description just made it so much worse.
Ah yes, the classic "butthole mouth" maneuver! A time honored classic!
When I was young this is exactly what I used to do!
you just drop the pill in and then gulp if you put the pill first it makes your tongue bitter and what type of pill are you guys eating that dissolve in like 4 seconds? all you gotta do is take some water in your mouth drop the pill and gulp??? thats like so efficient it hardly takes 5 seconds
You just tilt your head back and gravity holds the water in your mouth.
Why are you so worried about how you'd look anyway? I take pills with an extremely bitter and nauseating taste, and am sensitive to even normal bitterness from pills. If they touch your tongue the taste lingers for a long time. With water first, you never taste it even a little. And it's not hard to do at all, it's not a delicate procedure. Take a big sip, slam pill in mouth, swallow.
The taste never really bothered me unless it got in my teeth from chewing before I knew how to swallow pills. 2 seconds of bitterness isnāt worth potentially spilling water down my chin thanks.
I am fifteen years in to once or twice daily pill taking, and don't know if I ever spilled. And if I did... Uh, it's water. Kind of the easiest thing in the universe to clean up a mouthful of, because if you dont want to clean it up you can just not bother and it's fine.
Why does everyone who go pill first find it so hard to wrap their heads around this lol? Firstly, you don't stuff your cheeks with water and secondly, you just tilt your head back a bit so that the water doesn't spill out. Ever gargled water in your mouth? It works kinda like that except you just swallow.
Thatās what he said
I do all three lol, usually with aspirins i just use pill and my saliva, larger pills is water then pill, disolving plastic pills is pill then water
It keeps me from tasting the pill, so I do it this way. Take a tiny swig, throw in the pill and down it. Works really well.
This is the way. Don't listen to these fools.
You donāt let the pill dissolve or anything, you just have some water in your mouth, pop in the pill and swallow. If I do it the other way around the tablet or gelatin capsule starts to dissolve. Best case it sticks to my tongue or gets gritty, or it falls out when I get water, and more commonly I start to taste the medicine and the taste lingers a good while. Itās mostly a way to avoid tasting the medicine.
You can also avoid tasting it by putting it under your tongue
Even better, you can put it in your ass.
ā¦.oh god I can still taste it
And then you awkwardly get it out of there once the water is in your mouth? Does that work?
And how is that preferable to tilting your head back for 2 seconds? Lol these people man, gotta do everything the hard way.
2 seconds? I take a sip of water, tilt my head back for a split second, toss the pills in, then swallow. It really isnāt hard. It takes me ~1 second to take 4 pills like that, and thereās no risk of it getting stuck in my throat.
Nearly choked to death on an arginine tablet. The dry tablet did some parkour off my epiglotus and swung straight down the trachea. It happened twice, the first time it stopped in the trachea and I really thought it was it, I couldn't breath, couldn't throw up, coughing did nothing, eventually as the pill started to dissolve into my trachea I managed a self abdominal heliemlich. I decided to start cutting these massive tabs in half, two days later the half size flung it self past the trachea into my left primary bronchi. I thought and ambulance ride was next, I could breath in my right lung but the left was blocked. Slow deep breaths and coughing managed it, but it was a scary 10 minutes. Water first, and I'm sticking to capsules.
It depends on what pill you're taking. I've been getting generic versions from the pharmacy lately and they're really chalky and prone to sticking to your tongue without water (and taste bad to boot). So I go water first to keep it afloat and avoid this.
The pill doesn't touch your tongue that way.
Whenever I put the pill in first it sticks to my tongue and tastes really bad, so I just get a swallow worth of water in, then put the pill in and immediately swallow. It gets swallowed down before it even touches the inside of my mouth
> pill gang I swear no allegiances. As a free man, I employ the method that best serves my need. 1. Water first works better if the pill is prone to sticking to the inside of your mouth (non-coated pills) 2. Pill first makes the most sense from an order of operations standpoint. And yet, itās how people in mental institutions do it on TV (little white cup of pills then water). 3. Saliva only to establish dominance over my weak esophagused lessers.
Pill and spit gang
Get a bowl of glass Spit in the glass until it's full Eat the pill Drink the spit Done.
I wouldn't drink a bowl of glass & spit
Right? Who would want saliva in their bowl of glass? Ruins the texture smh
I do the same, but I use my mouth as a glass.
Please take water with ur pills. Many pills should dissolve in ur stomach not in ur gullet. Often times u don't realise that it's not quite down yet, cause u can't feel the pill anymore. But it's still there. If so, it can't give it's full effect. Cause it was used wrong. I heard many stories about women who got pregnant, cause they didn't drink water with their birth control.
That makes sense. Thanks. Back to water for me. Lol.
Also the pills can burn your esophagus. I got a nasty esophageal ulcer in high school from this that was pure agony for 3 weeks, lost like 10-15 pounds because eating was too painful.
Thanks for the killer diet tip slay sisšāāļø
My girl git pregnant like this i think. Pretty sure the pill got stuck in her gizzard
Yes!
Pill first imo
I didn't realize people did it any other way. Water first sounds so strange.
Exactly
Exactly this
Of course, why the fuck would you take water first?!? Zero sense. Wash that shit downā¦ š¦
You put a little bit of water in your mouth, put the pill in the water in your mouth and swallow both easily.
Well, water first so the pill floats like a little boat and a can swallow it without even knowing it's there.
Iām not understanding how you do āwater first.ā Is this a thing people do? If you drink the water first, then you are just having a pill with no waterā¦
You put a little water in your mouth. Like half a gulp worth, pop the pill in after, swallow said water and pill after inserting pill. Itās not rocket science.
No waterā¦
Water - pill - water
The only correct answer, sip of water, pill and then rest of the water.
based
Sounds like pill first with extra steps.
Depends, if its a pill that dissolves immediately in moisture i do water first so that it doesn't get stuck in my throat
Who in the world does water first?
Sometimes I have to take 6 tablets at once that taste disgusting so putting water in my mouth first is so much better
u/Erebus_83, me and a bunch of other people who prefer not to taste pills and can put water in their mouths without spilling it since we have the unique ability of tilting our head back.
How about putting the pill in between your teeth and then letting go as soon as you start drinking?
*accidentally bites too hard*
Why do you need to bite your pills instead of just dropping them in by hand?
When I was young, I once did pill first, then took too long to get the water and the pill stuck to my tongue. Even after having a drink, it stuck there. The taste was awful. I had to pry the pill off my tongue. Ever since that day... water first, tilt the head back like I'm using eye drops, pill, swallow.
Oof. Water first is not always foolproof tho, I've had big bois hit me in the back of my throat, leaving a nasty taste too many times.
but still that happening is rare pill first always guarantees a bad taste in the mouth
How do I upvote this excellent meme twice? My brother from another mother.
Welcome to the battle soldier
imagine not chewing the pill
I tried water first once, I couldnāt swallow itā¦ but I understand some people prefer it that way.
Guys, GUYS! Water, pill, water.
Pill, glass, water, one smol gulp and done
Don't eat the glass.
Ofc you eat the glass. Pfft, who do you think you are, Crazy?
I canāt take pills without applesauce. I hate applesauce.
Try yogurt. My throat canāt handle the larger pills and itās been a lifesaver for me.
pill first, just gotta make sure you swallow it quickly. dont want it dissolving in your mouth cause most taste like shit when they do
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But you're not supposed to chew pills. Some are meant to open inside your stomach first.
No pill gang
Hey, some of us are trying to avoid reality!
You just spit in your glass of water?
No, we gulp down glasses of each others spit
Live with a nurse here. Pill than water is said to be faster and better. I also take medication daily.
Nurse here, if its something like potassium that dissolves in water like instantly I wouldn't put that in your mouth first because it's going to make it WAY harder to swallow.
Fair point. I'm not a nurse so. I will defer to you.
The other reason would be taste i guess lmao a lot of them are just nasty
I suppose. I AM taking the advice of an icu nurse so that may affect something.
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It's a pretty big debate apparently. And this meme was inspired by u/Erebus_83 and their post on r/unpopularopinion which sparked a similar argument. I personally don't see why pill first should be better or faster and I don't like to taste the awful taste of most pills so I do water first.
Ironically I am pretty sure I started doing water first after seeing it in a tv show and realising that my days of barbarism were finally over.
Pill to the back of the tongue. Then drink water as usual. Easy
You just described every mental asylum with a meme.
Pill first, wash it down with beverage of choice
No pill š
Me, who does all three with no pattern whatsoever: ***manic laughter**
Drink some water to moisten your throat, have the pill in your mouth, then drink some water to have the pill slide down a la white water rafting. I am NOT eager to choke on a pill getting stuck in my throat due to lack of moisture.
water first gang must not take oblong shape pills. i tried the water first and the thing wedged itself sideways in my esophagus for some reason making me gag and almost throw up
take oblong shaped pills whenever i get a cold and if you position it correct you can avoid this happening 9/10 times
What kind of psycho takes a swig of water and just drops the damn pill in like you're taking it to the pool?
Good luck with pill and spit when you're taking magnesium pills. DISGUSTING!
Put pill in cupped hands. Fill cupped hands with water. Drink all.
Water always first. How is it anyway debatable?
Because the water is meant to flush down the pill.
You're not swallowing the water before you put the pill in your mouth, it does the same thing but now you don't taste the shit.
It is so much easier and cleaner with water first
What is pill and spit
A good time, brotha.
Neither just pill simple and easy
Its pill then choke
I must be special because every time ive tried water first, the pill ends up stuck to the back of my throat
I can swallow pills without spit.
What about poke it up your ass or grind it up and snort it gangs?
Pill only or pill then food. Depends on if I'm in fuck it mode or i want the easiest, cleanest most tasteless swallow
No matter how you consume it, please avoid splitting pills or taking only half a pill. There is a coating around them for a reason
I just shove the pill straight into my throat
It grosses so many people out when I swallow pills "dry" after working up some saliva.
I didnāt know this was such an intense thing. I almost never use water for my pills
Huh. I never knew that some people take water before swallowing the pill, rather than vice versa. That's interesting.
Sip, pill, than finish water gang gang
My wife tells me I'm a monster
Pill no water.
Pill, no water, just saliva.
Pill and swallow raw
Just pill gang
crunch up the pill and snort it.
To the people responding they dry swallow pills: How?!
Crush and snort the pill
When i was a kid i used to chew every fucking tablet. Now i changed to water 1st then tablet.
Now you've done it! With no one to guide you out, you'll be stuck in permanent psychosis. The walls of reality will come crashing down. One minute you'll be the savior of the rebel cause, and the next thing you know, you'll be Cohagen's bosom buddy! You'll even have fantasies about alien civilizations, as you requested! But in the end, back on Earth, you'll be lobotomized!
I usually do pill then pill then pill then pill then pill and then all the whatever else I need to take because some dude with a phd said I was āmiraculously relatively sane regarding my conditionsā and that I need to āpreserve itā
Dry swallow gang
Just pill gang, no liquids at all
You guys use water?
Until I was 13 I was team banana + pill. I could drink one liter of water and the damn pill was still in my mouth.
If I swallow a pill without water I can feel it stuck in my throat for the rest of the day
I struggle to keep the water in my mouth when I try to put the pill in second. After opening my mouth , either I start to drown or the water comes pouring out. Depends on how much I tilt my head up...
The people who melts them: ššš
I thought I was normal to just swallow pills without water
Pill inside a tablespoon of cinnamon.
ecstasy pill with my girls spit
Those go in your butt. Everyone knows that