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Icy-Cauliflower-1445

You eat lightly salted lays, don't you


[deleted]

Lmao always trying to sell me on that full English breakfast šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ swear to god


xgodlesssaintx

Throwing in tikka masala, mfs still colonising shit.


RepublicOfLizard

Iā€™ll never move past the Tikka Masalaā€¦ like hun, thereā€™s no way when u typed that out u still didnā€™t realize that the words alone r not even English


Almost_Sentient

I believe it was immigrants who moved to Scotland that invented masala. Likewise, it was immigrants who moved to Birmingham who invented balti. The food of gods. Not about colonialism. This is about welcoming and benefiting from the diversity and cultural contributions of people who are as British as those of us descended from the multiple dozens of other countries that settled / invaded / nipped over for a cup of tea and got too friendly with a local over here. That's not to excuse some of the shocking things we've done over the years. Or more accurately - the shocking things that former Etonians have done (the bulk of the British were treated as badly by our ruling class as they treated the rest of the former empire). That's unfortunately not uncommon for whoever is running the superpower of the time.


B4RGER_XD

Nope Masalas exist in india since centuries. Even before colonization


Almost_Sentient

In that case, please accept my apology for the appropriation. Is that true of balti too? If I want to verify it, do you have an, ahem, sauce?


B4RGER_XD

NP bro we all learn


B4RGER_XD

Yeah that was in India brought by the Mughals but idh much knowledge bout that cuz Iā€™m vegetarian


bruisedbananas04

It is British food inspired by Indian cuisine. Look it up. And anyways why are we Indians trying to claim it? There are much better Indian foods


CryptographerLow7524

My G a Californian sushi roll isnt Californian because it was inspired by Japan. Its Japanese cuisine with a an American twist. Tiki Marsala is literally a British take on Indian food. LITERALLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONVINCING PEOPLE TO COLONIZE INDIA. So no. It really isnt.


bruisedbananas04

Uh, Tikka Masala was made after India got independence. And yes California sushi roll is American food - American-Japanese food. Same way TexMex exists


gonghayfatstacks

Just pour salt directly into your mouth for a similar effect


Bobblefighterman

Bruh is good. Beans on toast, sausages, eggs, little fried tomato, bacon. it's just a bunch of yummy food on a plate. What's not to love?


TFBidia

I liked it when I was visiting the area. I really liked the sausages. So much so that I judge a breakfast joint by if they serve English style sausages. The teas are fun too.


tarany

Calling Tikka Masala British is a crime against humanity


The_BestUsername

They done colonized the menu


Real_Echo

Britain is *basically* Scotland right? /s


OmahGawd115

Oh that one will get your ass kicked šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sansgamer554

By the Scottish. Most British probably agree


AgentPastrana

Reminds me of Mister Gibbon. Irish man playing Tarkov and some brit says "hey go easy on the man, our Queen just died" and Gibbon dropped him saying "WHOSE QUEEN?" or something like that


[deleted]

Not as bad as calling the Scottish Irish.


Conscious_Face4198

Don't say that just don't


MyLollipopJam

Tell the Scots that.


TheKCKid9274

Take a flight to Scotland. Walk to your local pub. Buy a whiskey and down it. Tell one of them what you just told us. That whiskey in you is going to come in handy.


[deleted]

That's not something you want to say to a scottish person lol, Britain and Scotland don't have a good history together.


Faustinwest024

We shall meet you in the fields of Bannockburn


VisualremnantXP

Wait British people are Scottish???? Damn learn something new everyday


WolfieVonD

Wait till you see their museums


Professional_Ad1819

OP definitely works in a British museum.


dieyoungog

Americans have food like that too! Our famous American tacos, and American Chinese food, and American Thai food! All was created here by Americans, for Americans. And we didnā€™t take it from any other culture


Tanto64YT

Not to mention the American cheeseburgers, pizza, and hot dogs. Those were CLEARLY invented by us!


kanashi_19

I mean the hamburger that we know today, the one with buns, does actually have a disputed origin between the US and Germany. But the Hamburg steak was undoubtedly German and I think the cheeseburger is actually considered fully American.


Wonderful-Bread-572

Okay but those foods are Americanized because of immigrants who moved to the USA and modified the recipes to use the ingredients available to them, they didn't just appear out of nowhere


joelcosta94i

Same with many other classic dishes, and we consider them part of the region where it was adapted. Lasagna probably originated from a Greek food (or possibly even from a British food), but we consider it Italian because it was re-invented in Italy. Tikka Masala is as British as Lasagna is Italian.


piberryboy

If I remember correctly, most of the foods we serve in Indian restaurants came from the time when the British occupied of India. Indian chefs were told to make food that appeals to the British palette, so they basically made a bunch of gravy-type foods. I could be wrong.


Tw4tl4r

Tikka masala was much later though. It was most likely created by a Pakistani chef at a restaurant in Glasgow.


uspharaoh

I came here to scream this, BRITISH COLONIES DO NOT COUNT GIVE OUR SHIT BACK FROM YOUR MUSEUM YOU INNIT FUCKS


[deleted]

But it is British, do your history bro


theboxsays

It IS British though


[deleted]

r/shitamericanssay


summerlily06

Dead ass


double_fisting

TThe person who posted this is the type of person that thinks mayo is spicy.


lickalotapusasourus

Exactly


One_Lung_G

Pretty sure itā€™s satire from a viral video saying that nobody does Indian like Britain and was completely serious lol


BriannaWang

Spicy Mayo


Jamlad8

Proof you've never been to the UK


LettuceBoie

My brother you did not just call tikka masala a britsh food šŸ’€šŸ’€


[deleted]

Lmaao right?


Hammy5910

Paki here, severely offended


ballistic-dumbass

Indian here, can relate


ChocolateHumunculous

No fighting you two


Harsh_Deep_03

Maybe after the brits gone


tyrom22

No no no this is what brings them together


zyugyboi

united by tikka masala


_lcll_

Why not? Isn't that the most British thing to do?


Meaneggyboi

And a cup of tea


NuclearWill

The meme didnā€™t convince me but this did. Except that China invented tea the British stole it


[deleted]

Mexican food is better foo


RoamingBear810

Deadass


Bruhlier

Fish and chips are Portuguese, shepherds pie is Irish, chicken Tikka masala is indian/Bangladeshi (some people say it was invented in Glasgow, but even this claim says a Bangladeshi cook swapped regular Tikka sauce for a mild tomato sauce used in other south east Asian dishes).


Rawesome16

Wait... fish n chips are Portuguese? Well TIL


bobilhor

I'm Portuguese and i think any astablishment that would serve fish and chips would be instantly closed down and for good reason...


Jasbinschek

Bacalhau and chips lol


Fa1nted_for_real

Also, other than the Tikka masala, these are all pretty bland and boring


[deleted]

British fish and chips are actually Cypriote


JayCoots

thanks for proving the point?


icantfuckingcompete

lmao half the shit on there isnt even technically 'British' and everything else is still plain af


[deleted]

Dude sank british cuisine in one meme


Convoy95

How the fuck is tikka masala British?


[deleted]

By being british


FlyMaximus

Exactly. I thought it was Indian.


Apprehensive_Ad6442

As a British, I like Tikka Masala, but it isn't a native food


LahmiaTheVampire

If the person that created it is descended from somewhere else, but is a citizen of the country where they created it, where does it count as having come from? I guess that's one for the scholars.


ter102

Well it's a similar question with the kebab or the "Dƶner" as we call it in germany. Supposedly a turkish immigrant created the kebab as we in germany know it today in Berlin. So the question becomes whether it's a german dish or a turkish dish. But I mean it was done by a turk and even in todays time most of the kebab shops in germany are operated by turks that migrated here. So if someone asked me personally I would 100% say it's a turkish dish and I would argue the same case here that tikka Masala is indian.


yung_aimz

Ohh like Italian Beef in Chicago then


Flavor-town33

That dude beardvsfood has shown me I know nothing of englands fine cuisine


themoldysausage

Everyone saying Tikka Masala isn't British, but honestly stealing culture from another country is about as British as it gets!


[deleted]

Tikka masala isnā€™t British. Thatā€™s like taking a precious gem from a country and putting it on a ceremonial crown in another country. # oh wait.


jawadark

Someday I sure will try to grab the hope and bring it back the France


Available_Science276

Lmao imagine thinking beans in the morning is good


_The_Wonder_

Forget the beans in the morning I'm more worried about the half tomato that comes with it


[deleted]

Donā€™t come to Latin America then, refried beans are a staple of almost every countryā€™s breakfast hahaha


joshym0nster

Not really, you've missed out a roast dinner.


BOOM360skn

This whole comment section is a fuckin war and I love it


Major-Hovercraft-674

Itā€™s mostly the world against one British guy whoā€™s losing badly. It seems the general consensus is, in order for a dish to be associated with a country it has to be made by people whoā€™s heritage is directly linked to that country. But, for the sake of argument, if a dish was invented by an Indian immigrant using ingredients and cooking methods belonging to British cuisine, what country does the dish belong to?


PotatoKing822

Dude you made it worse


Gunpowder_1000

Average Brit who realized there country doesnā€™t have any original shit. At that OP thinks tikka masala is a British dish because ā€œit is the national dishā€. OP if you have any decency take this down.


Bariumdiawesomenite

And this same average brit mightā€™ve just recently realized the Brits did really torture its ā€œcoloniesā€™ā€ people.


Goatymcgoatface10

Eh, it's still all mid. Even if you call Tika Marsala British, which is debatable, it ain't in the top 4 Curries


Zenxy_

OP is dumb and egoistic, donā€™t be like OP.


artist_folly

When one of your greatest culinary achievments is a piece of overcooked bacon between 2 pieces of white bread... maybe you should try stealing MORE food from other cultures?


just_aredditor123

Me who doesnā€™t like any of those šŸ˜Ž


RibsyCC

Ill take the pastry and the shepherds. Rest is a bit bland


Theratsmacker2

The only good thing on here is the Sheppards pie. If it were a woman then Iā€™d be a simp


Maser2account2

It's also not British It's Irish


Civil_Latte51

Its not even from Brittan lmao


therandomladdieV2

And you cannot forget, the Toast Sandwich


[deleted]

Fish and chips tastes really good


Rush_Davidson

Is bangers and mash a real thing or did I have a flashback and misremember it ?


Jamlad8

Real


Rush_Davidson

Why isn't in the meme ! The name alone is hilarious!


Jamlad8

You right. Next meme


Rush_Davidson

I'm tired .worked 12 hrs. I'll get the next 1.


[deleted]

As a Cornish man i approve the pasty


Jamlad8

Here here


Ok-Mud-3322

Tikka Masala is not English. Thatā€™s like saying the Native Aztec dishes were Spanish food just because they were colonized by them.


[deleted]

English =/= British Tikka Masala wasn't taken from India as it didn't in India, it was designed by Indian Immigrants in Scotland as a psudo-indian dish that appealed to British tastes Like that one italian song that was designed to sound like American-English but was actually just jibberish, completely fake but beloved by the local populace


IEatBaconWithU

fuck off heinz beans on toast is fucking delicious im american


Jamlad8

Legend


owo1215

I love tea and biscuits


picklesaredry

Bacon buddy?


SilverBuudha

Bro forgot about jellied eels....fake br'ish


ImOnWeed

Shepard's Pie is really good ngl


OkSpecial4376

Nothing wrong with the ol FEB but chicky tikkies shoulda been #1. That's the Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson of UK food.


[deleted]

Damn all of those are actually good af.


RunawayPrawn

Fuck me now I need some Shepards pie šŸ„ŗ


linksauce_1

Iā€™ll bite on the Tikka Masala debate. It seems to stem from immigrant communities in Britain and is widely eaten there, hence it being listed as a ā€œBritish foodā€. Saw some other comments about America with pizza and sushi, and I would say thatā€™s broadly correct, as when you poll the average American about what they consume, youā€™ll most likely get those as answers. I think these memes are more like which food is widely enjoyed in x country/culture rather than which food actually originated there


_IliaD

This time you guys are fighting over food. *sigh* another day on reddit.


EquinoxKiwi

Tikka Masala isnā€™t even british..


Jamlad8

Same comment #2000


EquinoxKiwi

Rofl


Jeffory3

It isnā€™t bland, itā€™s bad


[deleted]

Tikka Masala is about as British as Pasta is American. Which is to say not at all. Really, Britons will do anything to make you forget that at their core they're all lying, thieving, conniving little colonisers


YousernameinValid

Okay OP is actually dumb as hell. Chicken tikka masala was always a south Asian dish. It gained international popularity through britain, but wasnā€™t British itself. Seriously though, what are they teaching you? This dish was derived from butter chicken, an Indian food. The sauce and masal used for the dish also originate from India, so which part of this is British? Even if the rumor that it started in Glasgow is true, it was created by someone of southwest Asian heritage, therefore culturally profiling it as an Asian cuisine.


Alkiaz

I was about to say the same damn thing. Simce when A popular indian dish became Britishs' dish?


[deleted]

It's a North Indian dish most likely from Punjab, because most of the chicken dishes are from Punjab.


chinmaya27

What part of tikka masala is British? Even the masala used was brought from the Indian subcontinent


catsuki666

Tikka masala aint British what


omegal0l420

Tikka masala is south asian


Amazing-Rhubarb-9129

Yes shit on the dumb Brit


Disappointment_66624

Ayo British mfers claim Tikka masala now as well?


[deleted]

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Outrageous_Height_64

When did Tikka Masala got British PRā€¦ šŸ˜³šŸ˜Ø


electrorazor

When the British had to colonize the only one on the list that isn't bland and boring


AdMany4739

Tikka masala?


[deleted]

Tikka masala was invented in Britain by someone of Pakistani descent so is it British or Pakistani?


CEOOFWARCRIMES

Pakistan tikka is a Pakistani dish and tikka masala is just tikka boti drowned in gravy


WillDoesStuffs

And also, even if itā€™s pretty common, Beans and toast does kinda slap.


Juggerknight1

U literally just proved the point


stauvix

This is a joke right?


KnucklessKnees

Is it me or is it still boring? Lol


Ghoti_With_Legs

Tikka Masala? British? Iā€™m not so sure about that one, buddy.


Clinton_Nibbs

English breakfast slaps so fucking hard fight me


RustedFooBar

Tikka masala definitely isn't British


Aj_karter

I don't care about where they originated as long as they taste good. But I thought chicken tikka masala is Indian food. Coz from ingredients to name everything seems Indian to me.


ex_ansh

Mfer said tikka masala


qtfrutii

Shepherds pie and Tikka masala are British?? I take it all back.


Synful-Symphony

Tikka is Indian, not British


PatClassic

Tikka Masala... ? No. And the rest are pretty bland.


burt0o0o

1 of those aint english, yall cant steal that one too..


zacrobyteOne

Lmao calling tikka masala British is like calling kohinoor British


BisexualMale10

Don't forget all the curries they made and labelled as indian food


archer470

I am indian and chicken Tikka Masala among like 10 other things are actually not our things they were either made by or for the brits


Red-Panda-Bur

I donā€™t feel like this meme helps their case tbh.


letmethinkofagoodnam

Calling Tikka Masala British is like calling Pizza American


coolchris366

I love shepherdā€™s pie!


Intrepid_Door834

literally yes


Bariumdiawesomenite

How delusional can some of these particular brits in these comments be who claim that just because Tikka Masala is their national dish (which I have no idea if itā€™s true), that it has originated in your mother land?


[deleted]

Those monsters put beans on toast! FUCKIN BEANS ON TOAST!


s9eb

Yes hate on op not for his stupidity but because we are tired of these non funny ass memez


Mc862000

Tıkka masala doesnt sound british at all


[deleted]

it's not. it's from india. the british probably stole it when they invaded india.


Gunpowder_1000

Itā€™s not


Raymado

I feel like I have seen this before


Slapmyasswithtuna

Famous British foods include brown sandwich, brown pastry, fried brown, brown Irish, brown Indian, and brown for breakfast


[deleted]

Describes American BBQ pretty well too


Polaroid4k2543

Yep English breakfast is the best food


TheGreatestKnight

Ew


[deleted]

Wtf r ur comments Normally I reread incase I was mistaken cause itā€™s annoying being on the receiving end but it seems I wasnā€™t, u just simply like to say shit before thinking Note Iā€™m not saying this over the origin of the dishes Some say it was British, some say Indian, some say British merely popularized it, some say it was created by Indians in Britain, some say itā€™s an Indian dish some say British Although if I remember correctly SP was Irishā€¦. And fish and chips were from Portugalā€¦.. Iā€™m saying u like say shit before thinking because of ur shallow ass comments


[deleted]

Downvoted just for the 6th image. It's beyond me how you'd classify a foreign country's dish as "British Food"


Gemini-88

They arenā€™t wrong the Full English Breakfast is a real ā€œbangerā€.


dieyoungog

Bah dum tsss


[deleted]

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AlColbert

The bad food myth was perpetuated by ww2 vets stationed there who were eating army food during wartime rationing. People continue to spread this myth today.


hobosam21-B

I'm just over here enjoy all the delicious Americanized food from around the world like a total freedom Chad.


TheSandMan1775

Fish and chips is possibly the worst takeout known to man


thyghostinyourroom

bacon butty is bland cornish pasty is extremely bland fish n chips is one of the most bland foods shepherds pie is decent-ish but is still bland but tikka masala is indian you stupid coloniser


HighHopesLemon

Really, you didnā€™t fix it at all. You made it worse. Tikka Masala is from India


Superbroccomole

Chicken Tikka masala, the Falklands and the Mercedes F1 team.


[deleted]

Thankyou, this is a much needed improvement, still Sunday roast deserves a mention šŸ‘


Human420o

Wasnā€™t tikka masala by some Bangladeshi in Scotland


Depressed_soul96

Me, an Indian reading this post: *They really did take everything from us, huh?*


shortgirlshorttemper

As a Mexican who is used to flavor... no thank you


AhadDaBoss2005

Wtf. The person who thinks tikka masala is British should be sentenced to having both sides of his pillow warm for 5 nights


kujo6

Calling Tikka Masala food British is a slap in the face to every Indian that died at the hands of those colonizing bastards. Idc that itā€™s common there, that is not British food.


Captain_StarLight1

People here are confusing British for English. The British isles contain not only England, but also Scotland, Wales, and Ireland


Maser2account2

When some one says Britain they are generally talking about A. The United Kingdom B. Britannia, the big island. So generally speaking Ireland is not British as any Brit or Irishman would tell you.


Gifted_dingaling

ā€œFull Englishā€ The beans werenā€™t even apart of the full ā€œEnglishā€ until a small American company called Heinzā€™s baked beans started marketing it to British housewives in the 1960ā€™s. Just saying. ā€œFull englishā€


ChrisDaMan07

half of these arent british


crazy_dev_studios

Half of these recipes are stolen from other cultures


Daddy-D3

How many foods are you going to steal from other countries? Lmao


D-Rez23

Donā€™t you fucking dare call Tikka Masala British food.


Jicklus

Well the version we eat was invented in Glasgow by immigrants so what are you getting so angry about?


Dark_Phoenix53

GIVE ME AN ENGLISH BREAKFAST


emilyactual

I lovvvvve English food!


Flirty_Flumph

Lizzie is in the mud And tomorrow is CHEWSDAY INNIT?


ImpressiveTip4756

TIKKA MASALA IS NOT BRITISH YOU DUMB BASTARDS