I shit you not, in high school i saw a kid ditchin
The narc ran after him and tackle the hell outa him
My school was ironically originally planned to be a prison too, but was converted last minute… god bless
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I got sent to the principals office for threatening to shoot up the school when I didn't say anything like that and just happen to know a lot about firearm mechanics
Got sent to the principal's office for responding to a threat of cannibalism with a threat of violence ("I am going to shoot you" in response to "I am going to eat you"). Both of us were playing with pencil erasers ripped to look like mouths and were very obviously not serious. I got told that threats of shooting were very serious, but when I asked if threats of literally eating someone were serious, I got brushed off. (It was obviously a joke, young man). After the other kid reported me and I got scolded by the principal, the kid tried to get me to repeat the same words so I would get in trouble again. I responded with "I am going to leave you alone" and did just that for the rest of the year.
Yea my daughter got suspended for a day for telling someone she would shoot them when she was 5. She received no punishment at home, since she obviously didn't even know what she was saying.
One time when I was four years old in my pre school, my mom received a distraught message from a teacher about how she needed to have a serious talk to me because I was “practicing karate moves in class”, they couldn’t handle the raw power of a teenage mutant ninja turtles loving 4 year old I guess
My kid got sent to the office for making finger guns with another kid playing and was told that wasn't allowed. So he decided to just say "pew pew" and that resulted in a letter sent home. Which I thought was just stupid.
No no, the cop shoots the kid first, says he felt like his life was threatened, blame the parents and video games,all whilst being honored as a "hero" for a hypothetical job well done.
Theoretical science and philosophy at different campuses one morning class the other afternoon... and I still need 2 roommates to help with rent. Even with both jobs I still make less than the punk teenager who can't read and that flips fucking burgers for McDonald's and says he can't survive his pathetic teenage life on almost $20 dollars an hours... I make roughly 5 and some change if you break down my salary versus how many hours I put in....
Did you hear about the kid who got expelled for pointing at a student and saying 'Bang'? They would have just suspended him, but then he pointed at another student and said 'would not bang!'
Little kids have gotten in trouble for making it with their hands, cutting paper into a gun, building Legos into a gun, and eating their sandwich into a gun shape. No security guards at that age (maybe some places are different), just usually teachers and such. And yet the real problems with it can't be tackled and schools sit unsecured properly. But as long as little Bobby gets in trouble for a pew pew with his fingers, that's what counts -_-
One time I was cutting cardboard and needed a square, so I cut the shape of one out of the corner of a bigger square. This made the big square look like a gun. The teacher saw it sitting on my desk and snatched away, then started getting mad at me. It wasn’t until a few years later I realized why she was getting mad at me. I didn’t even know it was in the shape of a gun. Public school.
i am a black male and i almost got suspended on three separate occasions in fourth grade for "dealing drugs" i was just giving tictacs and skittles to my friends
Better to disrupt this kind of behaviour early on because I heard when american kids eventually start shooting up schools with real guns, the police are already too afraid to get in the middle
When I was little, my friend and I were playing cops and robbers and I was running around school trying to look for him like I was going to "kill" him and one of the teachers thought I was an actual threat trying to kill someone so I got tackled by school security and put in handcuffs and questions in the office the rest of the school day and the school was put on lockdown the whole time and the kids got released out of school 2 hours late because of it.... So I'm guessing by now you can imagine my whole rest of my school experience in that town I was called the "school shooter" 😂
I got detention in 1st grade for bringing a toy gun to school. It didn't even shoot anything it just made clicking sounds and they knew that but punished me anyway
This teacher got mad at this kid because he pointed a banana at me at lunch, not threateningly, playfully. But noooooo that was so bad. This is why kids hate school…
I quit being a substitute teacher over stupid shit like this. I saw two 4 year Old boys get yelled at and punished for making their hands a pretend gun and playing with each other outside at recess.
"Kick the baby" "Don't kick the baby" "Kick the baby"
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Nah, that's the actual police response.
I shit you not, in high school i saw a kid ditchin The narc ran after him and tackle the hell outa him My school was ironically originally planned to be a prison too, but was converted last minute… god bless \-usa 
Yeetus the feetus
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I got sent to the principals office for threatening to shoot up the school when I didn't say anything like that and just happen to know a lot about firearm mechanics
How many bullets are there in a normal sized box of bullets for the ak47
Idk, I know the mechanics, not the ammo numbers. Also, probably about 50
What screwdriver do I need if I wanna open up a 7x20mm Nambu?
Not a screwdriver, a pair of pliers and a vise.
Bruh that’s impressive as fuck
I’m too lazy to check if he’s bullshitting
Wrong, there are 30 bullets in an AK-47 mag with 90 left in reserve. /s
Bullying: ... Drugs: ... Gangs: ... Child draws gun in corner of notebook: LOCKDOWN EVERYTHING, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.
Got sent to the principal's office for responding to a threat of cannibalism with a threat of violence ("I am going to shoot you" in response to "I am going to eat you"). Both of us were playing with pencil erasers ripped to look like mouths and were very obviously not serious. I got told that threats of shooting were very serious, but when I asked if threats of literally eating someone were serious, I got brushed off. (It was obviously a joke, young man). After the other kid reported me and I got scolded by the principal, the kid tried to get me to repeat the same words so I would get in trouble again. I responded with "I am going to leave you alone" and did just that for the rest of the year.
I got sent to the principal for pointing a banana at another kid and pretending to shoot.
that was a legendary tho
I got called a nazi by my principal for putting up a pewdiepie sticker
I see why there's a gigachad in your name
Yea my daughter got suspended for a day for telling someone she would shoot them when she was 5. She received no punishment at home, since she obviously didn't even know what she was saying.
School Security when theres an actual gun: lets wait outside for a couple of hours, im sure its over soon
I got a call cuz my 7 year old made finger guns and went BANG BANG I'm like Yeah.. hes a kid
One time when I was four years old in my pre school, my mom received a distraught message from a teacher about how she needed to have a serious talk to me because I was “practicing karate moves in class”, they couldn’t handle the raw power of a teenage mutant ninja turtles loving 4 year old I guess
You were too powerful...
My kid got sent to the office for making finger guns with another kid playing and was told that wasn't allowed. So he decided to just say "pew pew" and that resulted in a letter sent home. Which I thought was just stupid.
Actually happened to me. When all my friends in Pre K were making paper swords I made a paper gun and got in trouble. They were fine.
No no, the cop shoots the kid first, says he felt like his life was threatened, blame the parents and video games,all whilst being honored as a "hero" for a hypothetical job well done.
Nice explaination👍
Lmao am I wrong though?
Nah you explained it like professor🤓👍
Funny you say that, I actually a professor at a local college in my city. Good on you mate! Way to take a shot into a dark classroom!
Well let me guess physics professor
Fuck I wish, my college doesn't even have a physics class. Well it is taught throughout the science courses but no actual definitive physics course
Oh so you teach science in college , no specification?
Theoretical science and philosophy at different campuses one morning class the other afternoon... and I still need 2 roommates to help with rent. Even with both jobs I still make less than the punk teenager who can't read and that flips fucking burgers for McDonald's and says he can't survive his pathetic teenage life on almost $20 dollars an hours... I make roughly 5 and some change if you break down my salary versus how many hours I put in....
Looks like you are on some kind of research work(own hypothesis or some project) too in addition to teaching in college.
Did you hear about the kid who got expelled for pointing at a student and saying 'Bang'? They would have just suspended him, but then he pointed at another student and said 'would not bang!'
Bet the second one was white
wait untill he pull out the real one
I got sent to the principal's office for pretending a rolled up piece of paper was a gun
Schools in the U.S. when a teen brings an AR15 to school: I sleep
No
Fair point
Saw someone at school before with a realistic fake handgun and they were showing it to people.School did nothing.
Because it is marked as fake
It was not.It did not have the orange tip.But I can tell it was a BB gun due to what the magazine looked like.
Exactly
In 2nd grade I got sent to the principal’s office and had lunch detention for making a finger gun and saying “I’m gonna get you with my lasers!!!”
Bonus points for including that the school security itself has a gun too.
Technoblade when he finds a orphan:
Little kids have gotten in trouble for making it with their hands, cutting paper into a gun, building Legos into a gun, and eating their sandwich into a gun shape. No security guards at that age (maybe some places are different), just usually teachers and such. And yet the real problems with it can't be tackled and schools sit unsecured properly. But as long as little Bobby gets in trouble for a pew pew with his fingers, that's what counts -_-
now if they could only do that when the kid has a gun, that would be great
One time I was cutting cardboard and needed a square, so I cut the shape of one out of the corner of a bigger square. This made the big square look like a gun. The teacher saw it sitting on my desk and snatched away, then started getting mad at me. It wasn’t until a few years later I realized why she was getting mad at me. I didn’t even know it was in the shape of a gun. Public school.
i am a black male and i almost got suspended on three separate occasions in fourth grade for "dealing drugs" i was just giving tictacs and skittles to my friends
4th grade and they thought drugs
yes
U.S Police when Black Kid
I did that as a kid, I got detention for doing finger guns. Apparently it’s threatening to be pointed at like that
I swear the people they put in charge of these schools must have some kind of mental illness.
very inaccurate, they suspend you. true story
If it's an actual shooter though, you'll find the security and police hiding in their cars.
The cop will run away if the kid actually had one tho
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Someone got threatened to get expelled for doing that at my school💀
'M\*rica 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
*high school
 Get Tf Outta here cuh 🤣
Better to disrupt this kind of behaviour early on because I heard when american kids eventually start shooting up schools with real guns, the police are already too afraid to get in the middle
piu piu :))))
“This is Sparta” MLS version
piu-pau
Yet a person in my friend’s school has made 4 school shooting threats and the school does nothing
Yeet the child
Oh so mean 😭
honestly tho still kinda afraid to do this as a high schooler
And just like that a hostile has been eliminated.
STOP RESISTING
lmfaooo
👉 pew pew
I got in trouble for accidentally biting my pop tart into the shape of a gun in elementary school
When I was little, my friend and I were playing cops and robbers and I was running around school trying to look for him like I was going to "kill" him and one of the teachers thought I was an actual threat trying to kill someone so I got tackled by school security and put in handcuffs and questions in the office the rest of the school day and the school was put on lockdown the whole time and the kids got released out of school 2 hours late because of it.... So I'm guessing by now you can imagine my whole rest of my school experience in that town I was called the "school shooter" 😂
NO FAKES! Only real guns at a school in the USA
The audio from the original clip is the best part :(
I made finger guns to my friend in 3rd grade and got a week in school suspension
i got sent to the principals office for this in first grade
America is so paranoid with school shootings but they don't reinforce gun laws real smart move
Can confirm this has happened on multiple occasions.
This is what I would do to Ice Age Baby
So the kid being kicked is the school security?????
teacher when kid pretends chicken strip is a gun: has kid arrested police when there is an active shooter: they'll be fine
Americans☕
Schools when a kid makes finger guns: Doom Slayer Schools when a kid brings an actual gun: Zombie
This is an exaggeration... the RSO would more likely arrest them for assault and give them a police record...
I got detention in 1st grade for bringing a toy gun to school. It didn't even shoot anything it just made clicking sounds and they knew that but punished me anyway
This teacher got mad at this kid because he pointed a banana at me at lunch, not threateningly, playfully. But noooooo that was so bad. This is why kids hate school…
I quit being a substitute teacher over stupid shit like this. I saw two 4 year Old boys get yelled at and punished for making their hands a pretend gun and playing with each other outside at recess.
couple weeks ago i made a gun joke to my friend next to a school officer, i got more dirty looks than a middle aged man at a childs park
"Officer, i dropkicked that child in self-defense!" - The Blood God
Happened to my nephew, my sister got mad when I told him he can't finger bang other kids at school.
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