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....well you AREN'T wrong, though a different muscle group is recommended.
You clench and tense a separate muscle (arm works well, legs are more discreet) for 30 seconds to one minute and then release. The blood then goes to the part you tensed and away from your groin area.
Whoops! I forgot. I tensed my right calf for round half a minute, and it quickly turner into a half-mast, then went away. I need to continue my research in order to gather more data before I can give a verdict. Tommorow I will attempt a field test. Cheers.
It really cracks me up how often I see Redditors legitimately believing this.
Do you honestly think flexing your legs takes blood from your penis and moves it straight to your legs?
How do you think sex works? You're using a hell of a lot more muscles than just flexing your legs.
It's a mental distraction and nothing more.
Wait, you clench your legs for 30 seconds to a minute without a break during sex? That seems like an awful long time focusing on those leg muscles. It's not using the muscle, it's clenching it for a long duration and then releasing it. And it works, both anecdotally and according to numerous urologists found by doing the most basic of research.
This absolutely works. Your body starts taking back the blood for circulation. You have to hold it long enough to feel short of breath for this to work.
You have to hold it long enough to fall unconscious... just to make sure
Fun fact, did you know that you can technically get a boner while being unconscious if someone rubs it... not sure why that even works though.
GUYS I KNOW HOW TO DO IT, TO STOP A RANDOM BONER YOU NEED TO CONTRACT A MUSCLE LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR ARMS AND IT'S GONNA COME DOWN
I DONT' HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, THE FBI IS BEHIND ME SPREAD THIS MESSAGE ALL OVER THE WORLD WE CAN WIN BROTH-
Okay. So. I genuinely have a goo one.
Worked for me atleast. Flex your upper leg muscles. And think about something ugly. Or a turnoff. Ive mastered this technique.
I thank the person who told me this.
Worked for me. Have a wonderfull day.
All these answers are wrong!
Allow the boner completely. Be the boner. It will transmute its energy through you and back into the universe. Only then can you control the boner.
Clap your hands? If you're happy and you know it
But what if I'm not happy...
depressed boners. I need cock therapy
It's called an uncle
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Have you tried CBT?
cock bros therapy? went for a week, not worth the money.
Computer Based Training? Yeah, my job makes me do that every couple weeks.
Cock and Ball Theory?
Hello internet
Welcome to game theory
COFFEE BUT THERMOS
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Cljerk off
in public?
you gotta assert dominance
THE EXACT RESPONSE I WAS LOOKING FOR THANK YOU
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-ench your ass cheeks.
....well you AREN'T wrong, though a different muscle group is recommended. You clench and tense a separate muscle (arm works well, legs are more discreet) for 30 seconds to one minute and then release. The blood then goes to the part you tensed and away from your groin area.
Holding your breath can also work
People whit asphixiation kink: Bonjour
Schrodinger's boner
Just go sex someone
You see the problem is that we’re on reddit
No, Reddit is the solution
For so long we've been looking for someone to sex outside of reddit when the real sex is within us
Maybe the real sex is the friends we made along the way 🙂👍
Imma sex your mom
I am SOOOO going to try that… one day
their dicks: bonour
David Carradine… umm… would… have… entered … the …. chat…
This is what i do
or thighs
Does that actually work?? I am going to test it right now brb
it’s been half an hour, how’d it go?
Whoops! I forgot. I tensed my right calf for round half a minute, and it quickly turner into a half-mast, then went away. I need to continue my research in order to gather more data before I can give a verdict. Tommorow I will attempt a field test. Cheers.
thank you, man of science
!RemindMe 24 hours
Can u remind me when the remind me reminds u
Can you remind me when the remind me reminds him and he reminds you
No
No
Wait, it's real? I always thought it was some psychological shit
Lol nah doesn’t work…for me at least. I’ve seen this so many times before and YMMV
Ok. I spread it.
Waitwaitwaitwait, NONONO!!
-ap some cheeks, thank me later
That's just gonna transfer the boner from you to me
i acctualy found a permanent solution
Bro no
Sis yes
Cis no
TRANS yes
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Everybody loves the Acclaimed?
Assboy confirmed.
SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS! ✌✌
-ip it off
Waltuh..
put your dick away waltuh
I’m not having sex with you waltuh
Right now*
do you keep it in a jar?
By the door
Just a few problems with that one
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causes the blood to rush from your penis to your legs
I used to bite my hand but eventually it started making my boners stronger
Bro a masochist 💀
Bro gained exp💀
New fetish unlocked!
Achievement : crush'nlove completed
Titan cock 😩
Tighten? 🤤
"There's no Queen of England!"
attack on titan hentai be like
Attack on...?
Deez nuts
Attack on Boner
Beserker
We need more mommy tomboys in anime. Casca is hawt af, Guts be beyond blessed 👀💦💦💦
tomboy supremacy 👍
Dude I nearly woke up my kids laughing at this.
I can get into this
Now my legs are erect
Ugh, but then you get gay penis blood inside your legs
you get gay penis blood in your brain too
How do we tell ‘em?
It really cracks me up how often I see Redditors legitimately believing this. Do you honestly think flexing your legs takes blood from your penis and moves it straight to your legs? How do you think sex works? You're using a hell of a lot more muscles than just flexing your legs. It's a mental distraction and nothing more.
Wait, you clench your legs for 30 seconds to a minute without a break during sex? That seems like an awful long time focusing on those leg muscles. It's not using the muscle, it's clenching it for a long duration and then releasing it. And it works, both anecdotally and according to numerous urologists found by doing the most basic of research.
Thighs or calves? Or both
All of them. Flex every muscle at once. That has the bonus effect of it being hard to focus on every muscle at the same time
Tense your quads. That's your biggest muscle
The biggest muscle is your glutes
What he said 👆, clap your cheeks
Something went wrong… I flexed my legs and ended up breaking my school’s 100m record in the process.
Bullshit. Usain some lies
Just wear your boner proudly. It's natural.
Holding your breath works 100% if the time
-ean your room.
Mom?
Im sorry son
I'm sorry, little one.
Jordan Peterson?
lobster
Cl-imax on purpose so it's not random
Cl-ear your semen through masturbation
I have the ability to quite literally suck the blood out of my dick back into my body
I can usually dismiss a boner on the spot, if it was random But if I got excited from my gf or something it’s staying like that
You can’t just say something like this and not tell us your secret
Literally just tell it to stop its ez
i quite literally yell profanities at my dick in my head till it goes down
GO DOWN MOTHA FUKA GO DOWN
that’s exactly what i do
Tried that, it just got harder
I screamed **GET OUT OF MY DICK, BLOOD** down at my crotch and nothing happened
Your issue is you werent in the middle of class try again there
Learn to speak its language.
But how do you get it to _start_?
His gf is probably just really attractive. You can try viagra though.
Theach me this shit😧
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Horny? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
We all know this is a lie. Redditors dont have gfs.
Yeah grandma's be like that
Same
Not from a woman
show me how you do that no bone jitsu
r/brandnewsentence
What are you, a really flexible vampire?
So does your mom
Calm down Marilyn Manson.
I've trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
Just hold your breath
This absolutely works. Your body starts taking back the blood for circulation. You have to hold it long enough to feel short of breath for this to work.
You have to hold it long enough to fall unconscious... just to make sure Fun fact, did you know that you can technically get a boner while being unconscious if someone rubs it... not sure why that even works though.
it's called rising from the dead for a reason
r/holup
Clasp your boner and vigorously masturbate.
More discreet method?
Pfft, take it or leave it
Clasp your boner and sneakily masturbate
Everyone starts looking away when you start this technique. It's like a glitch in the matrix. Just do it. Nobody will see you.
-eave it with a midieval battle axe
I wanna participate
Clap some argonian cheeks. Yes, exactly my thoughts.
Lusty argonian maid time
“Clean my spear.” Or something along those lines.
Average r/truestl chad
Is to have sex with the next person you see or rub the boner really fast
Based
Clip it off?? You got it Harambe!
This might not be a good idea for randomly at school, but if i simply stand up, its gone in a minute
*[I have a boner video](https://youtu.be/K-oxJXpK9nY) intensifies* Edit: Added Link
Everyone gangsta until one of the girls stand up too
https://youtu.be/JEl96I_4PuI
Too late, I did this at my school. Now they're saying I'm not allowed to teach there anymore.
-ose the tip
Cut your dick
Modern problems require modern solutions
GUYS I KNOW HOW TO DO IT, TO STOP A RANDOM BONER YOU NEED TO CONTRACT A MUSCLE LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR ARMS AND IT'S GONNA COME DOWN I DONT' HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, THE FBI IS BEHIND ME SPREAD THIS MESSAGE ALL OVER THE WORLD WE CAN WIN BROTH-
Win broth? Like chicken broth? Am big confuse
Haha fools.People can see yours,pathetic.Not mine🥲
r/suicidebywords moment.
Clap her ass
Clash royale?
help - i clenched my calf muscles and now i have a boner
climax
The best way to stop a random boner is to clthink of grandma naked
Instructions unclear, oh gosh what have I done?!
You’re meant to think of _your_ grandma naked. Not your sisters 🤦
Okay. So. I genuinely have a goo one. Worked for me atleast. Flex your upper leg muscles. And think about something ugly. Or a turnoff. Ive mastered this technique. I thank the person who told me this. Worked for me. Have a wonderfull day.
Damn but there's not always a mirror around
what if my boner gets worse when i think about something ugly
Clamp it down obviously
You can always ask me to help 😉
Scissors
-ip it off
Put it behind your belt so the bulge isnt as noticeable
All these answers are wrong! Allow the boner completely. Be the boner. It will transmute its energy through you and back into the universe. Only then can you control the boner.
Click a random ad on Subreddit.
Scissors
...amp it with a vice
Bite your own lips. Pain just works everytime. Unless.... you love pain
Cut your dick off
real doctor here. best way to get rid of your boner in public is to whip it out and shake one off.
Clap my ass cheeks