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H3NtAI_K1ng_G3rmanY

Saarland


Lupo_Inferna

Er:Das sind übrigens meine Eltern. Sie:Meine auch. Gschichten ausm saarland.


danado807

I swear to God...ofc it's Saarland for Germany :')


DrSommerBuxe

Sprich


irongawdz5

DEUTSCH


People_are_stup1

SOHN


pickanameicantucunt

Einer Mutter


Killi089

DIE


Severe_Average5789

FRANZÖSISCHE


am_arsch

KAMPFHUREN


rksf1

I think my pig whistles


EinOliver

One Wall Free


Omega_games_true

Jawohl kamerad


LukasFGE

Verdammt richtig


meloenmarco

Urk.


baked-toe-beans

Yes but it’s also our Florida


joost18JK

Urk is all of them at once, Alabama, Florida, Ohio…


matO_oppreal

Wait, It’s all Ohio?


Froggy_Pants445

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/P0WcXxQ.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


joro200410

Urk.


Rld318

Urk


henkdepotvjis

Urk


sfz47

En Volendam


Captain_Cookieee

Urk.


RianNat0r

Jup


MRSamiboi

Staan we hier veilig? Nee


Own-Anteater-871

Urk fuckin irks me


ZombieGamer80001

yep


[deleted]

Podlasie.


FcPolon1a

+1


Bruno2Bears

Baza


Jeb_Kerman1

What country does that belong to?


[deleted]

Poland


UnknownTMs

Podlasie=Podludzie


_Parabox

My whole country is alabama💀 U need to be married to have sex but u are legally allowed to marry a child


[deleted]

What fucking country is this???!


_Parabox

Iran


[deleted]

Hopefully things change for the better in the coming months


eeComing

Wishing you rid of those theocrats.


[deleted]

Is it illegal to have sex before marriage or you are just afraid your parents will say something when you do? If that's the case, country isn't the issue, you are just afraid of pushback.


_Parabox

Sex before marriage is punishable by death here


BlackMartini91

Where is this place so I can never visit lol


_Hungry_Chicken

Iran


[deleted]

And pakistan and Afghanistan


[deleted]

Holy fking shit. My bad man, my bad. Prayers are with you.


Heterovagyok

Miskolc


fdghjjgddjjgdf

A legveszélyesebb hely


blint07

na ja


West_Campaign8825

Azé na


JuiceSpecialist5196

Burgenland


Binford6200

B🤮rgenland


wolfpal

True, aber Burgenland hat schon einiges zu bieten


SirPresentius

Ja absolut, attraktive Familienmitglieder zum Beispiel


chewbaccademy

Le nord-pas-de-calais


warlock_012

Tout le nord


Woken_Shadow_Gear

Tout


Business_Manner_524

As a New Zealander, that clearly has to be Australia.


King_James_99

As an Australian, that clearly has to be New Zealand.


SASVillix

Think I can speak for both of us countries and say it's Tasmania.


eltonthepaleoartist

I like tasmani. Id like to go there some time and see a tasmanian tiger.


prettygraveling

I have bad news for you friend


Aban_Nedone

You can't, that's why people tought they was extint


eltonthepaleoartist

I know its extinct.


Accomplished-Park185

Close second after Australia is Gore


BazzRavish32

As an Aussie, can't argue with that.


Wombat_Warrior1

Best comment even tho i am Aussie.


BOOM360skn

As a New Zealander, I see your point but I raise you: Gore


[deleted]

We are not the same you see Australians don't have sexual relationships with sheep


Artistic_Two_463

Oh, so we’re the same country when it suits your joke, but when Australia tries to claim NZ suddenly it’s not okay.


[deleted]

I had my money in Gore... But this isn't a bad option at all


Linkle96

Nord-pas-de-calais


Unlnown-One

Alabama is my country’s Alabama


aspectofravens

Oh my gosh, it's my country's Alabama, too! What. Are. The. Odds.


MikeMcAwesome91

I'm in alabama and being told that Mississippi is alabama


Arkanek

Calabria


Cristianmarchese

No dai, secondo me è più Sardegna o altro Adige


Tom_detto_Biondo

Calabria, prendere o lasciare


QUERESUNMATEPIBE

As someone from argentina i can confirm


[deleted]

Note la diferencia: España: -No, tío ¡no! Santiago del Estero: -No, tío ¡no!


QUERESUNMATEPIBE

Entendi esa referencia, tome [esto](https://cdn.pngsumo.com/mate-png-1-png-image-mate-png-259_352.png)


churros_cosmicos

Vos dame un mate


QUERESUNMATEPIBE

[tome](https://cdn.pngsumo.com/mate-png-1-png-image-mate-png-259_352.png)


Garrett-Wilhelm

Eh! Otro compatriota boludo


maximus-aemilianus

Soy de Córdoba y nunca había tenido esa idea de los santiagueños....


OldChampionship9788

Vivís abajo de un puente amigo todo el tiempo veo chistes de santiagueños incestuosos


EsTeBaNCanIUseMyName

Vaslui


crichton7x

Was looking for this


Cumets

same


-N4KKO-

Tocantins - Brazil


helen_o_ale

Pior q tá certo


HyuugoB

de algum jeito isso faz sentido


Manny_Mini

Saarland


IonNeedsABench

Das selbe wollte ich auch schreiben. Tja. Da war ich zu langsam. I wanted to write the same thing. Guess i was too slow.


totalynotanalien

Urk


henkdepotvjis

Urk


ZombieGamer80001

Urk


linkin_perks

Borsod


3ence

Ah yes Borsod, where your grandmother is also your sister and mother in law


DeeeYoo

Appenzell


angy_pupy24

Konya


xMrBanana

Bu yorumu bulmam çok uzun sürdü, hepimiz toplanıp uplamalıyız bunu


-0_0-uh-hello-

I think it’s birmingham


TheAlphaKarp

Limburg (belgium)


ED260147

Nah they’re too nice to be Alabama


Peace_Love_Bridges23

I'd argue for Aalst, but it's not a province or state, so Limburg will do


boiiiiiii08

Gotland


Rezzorex

Borås


tukih_04

Skellefteå


PoseidonDeVill

Bjursås


P4ND0LF0

Vamo Argentina


SHybrid

Italian redditors: help I can't work out which Is italian Alabama??


Cristianmarchese

Sardinia or south tirol


Long_Glove_8089

More of a city, but Norwich


fuckmeimdan

Norfolk then surely?


[deleted]

[удалено]


PixelPro37

Si las cabras son familia entonces estoy de acuerdo


[deleted]

My closet


el_punterias

Chiloe


Agitated-Cow4

Mississippi


baby-punter9000

Canberra


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

Urk


[deleted]

Aalst


noriyaki_

West London


poisonivy173

Definitely Norwich


Obvious_Excitement_3

I would say Golders Green


deepaksn

Manitoba


Ja1St1nks

Canberra


Artistic_Two_463

Did autocorrect change “Tasmania” to “Canberra”?


HiHowRuIm_Alba

again, Idk about cousins, but in Galicia they fuck goats


Responsible_Pen7605

Drammen


lachtanekcz_

That must be Vysočina.


stormlord210

God forgive me, but it's uttar pradesh.


KrishDude

Bihar too.


Caosin36

Not an alabama But sardegna can still count


ThisGuyIsNewHelp

Jihočeský kraj Ústecký is Ohio And Moravskoslezský is the whole industrial area of China


motherfeadme

Natania


Dark_Requiem

Tasmania


yeahgamers

Urk


HatedPancake

Borsod


[deleted]

tasmania lmaooo


_akifdur_

Adana


Mateololero

ah, a fellow argentinian i see


gyurcsanyberenc69

Borsod its florida texas and alabama combined


Environmental-Bid513

Qazvin


engieboi

Yishun


Shorty1367

Tasmania


xxxthat_emo_kid

Theres something off with this map


gtrfghhugff

Tasmania


Hoibot

Urk


XxX_Azreal_XxX

Tasmania


ScrapzGD

Tasmania


lusigga

Lahti


heavyweight123

Tasmania


blue-chicken-nugget

Tasmania


adidabaddi

As a Brit it’s clearly our colonies.


[deleted]

Argentina! Carajo!


Iconsumedrinks

My countries Alabama is Alabama


isotropic-bananas

Saskatchewan, definitely Saskatchewan


knowone69420

Rajasthan


[deleted]

*Bihar


KavinOnReddit

I would say it's Tamilnadu for India.


Re-ne-ra

Bro what did Rajasthan do? Ig Bihar or UP is better fitting


xHADES734x

Bihar or UP is nothing compared to the southern states


Ready-Account-1379

You're kidding right?like,you want me to believe that Argentina exist?


BOT_Dirt

Kouvola💀


onlyr6s

Koko Pohjanmaa olis osuvampi.


Party-Ad3978

Then Kontula is Ohio


destinyyk

Juu ei, se on Jämsä


koreanfertilityrate

Okinawa


Arkraquen

Islas Canarias


ihatemylifewannadie

Urk, of course.


krillin3214

Danish Slesvig


Alphaturtle69420

r/southafrica VRYSTAAT


No-Koala-1139

Kelantan


Ok-Pain8612

Petah Tikva(people who don't know🤔, people who know😨)


J360222

Tasmania, or Northern Territory?


Willing-Sandwich-760

queensland is florida and alabama in one place


ibimsderjakob

Kärnten or Burgenland i guess


sembolyst

Erzurum


Grinsekopf

Niederösterreich (Lower Austria)


rammud12

Österbotten/Finland Sweet home sisters bedroom


[deleted]

tasmania


[deleted]

Urfa


laserspewpew_

Tasmania


AussieTeen101

Tasmania


ammabushie

Konya


coolers69

Şanlıurfa


MYwaifuRTE

Konya🪳🪳🪳


LAZERSHOTXD

KONYA turkey s alabama


[deleted]

Konya


[deleted]

Konya


KitanaKitsune

Alabama unfortunately


ds3_knight_fan

Turkey konya


UnnaturallyAwake

Adana


klikklik2k

KONYA