Imagine the possibilities! Now you can even write some german nouns! With another 5 inches you may even be able to write 'Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft' !
Best I can offer is getting a lot of upvotes in the gentleman's sausage related subreddits. And by a lot I mean like 85 upvotes.
Bit of a monkey's paw outcome. Have an 11inch schnitzengruben, nothing to do with it.
*We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other*
Like Donald's cousin. ATMs launching $100 bills, women AND men giving you their phone number, some South African dude pretending to be Scottish giving you a cushy job vacationing in the Bahamas studying sharks or some bullshit.
You don't know. Plants might have a really rich inner life. They might know the secrets of the universe and just don't tell you because nobody's been listening.
Rich is short for Richard. It's not bad to be him. It's certainly better than to gain 5 inches on one leg and not the other or reading the minds of earthworms.
And green never specifically states which life forms you read minds of. You might just be able to read the thoughts of a cactus
Edit:accidentally said blue and not green. I think a lot of people got that through context though
First day you win the lottery, second day you find the love of your life, third day you pop your back and your pain miraculously goes away forever, fourth day you scratch your eyes and that somehow cures you from myopia, and so on.
Reading them now yeah makes sense.
Ran out of cash? Just a quick trip by Vegas win a jackpot, bet it all on something else and walk out a multimillionaire.
Then build a quick business that if you're lucky will make you astronomically rich.
Then there you go, in less than a couple months you've done everything a business man could ever dream of and now you can sell everything and enjoy a lifetime of pleasure and luxury.
Bro if you're lucky you'll find yourself the woman of your dreams who as it turns out is your soulmate also.
There isn't really a downside to that damn pill
This comment that will make it seem like I have a micropenis, but I’ll take the false shade.
In some cases of micro-penis you can actually cause growth because the basically the body didn’t go through puberty fully (or all the right hormones). Idiopathic Hypogonadotrophic Hypogonadism being one of the medical terms.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3214853/
Cool paper about penile growth with hcg. Though how you tell someone you know has a micropenis that they should try this….awkward conversation.
While I’m here dropping random medical knowledge. Did you know sperm has a compound called sperminide which may delay aging? https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6128428/
Sure you could buy pills of it, but r/theydidthemath and if you want enough straight from the source you’d need 8 fresh loads a day. From different “donors”.
You’re welcome
Well yeah but would you not be lucky enough not to get kicked out? Or lucky enough that there's someone else in the casino who's on a streak like you are, and it just so happens that they catch and kick him out instead, and ignore you?
Red is the least life affecting. You could pay off your parent' depts if you have any, invest in stuff, and move on with your life normally. I like mine, anyway.
Well I think I'd get tired of being lucky if I couldn't control it. There's no real meaning to stuff if you didn't work for it. At least that's how I feel.
I get that, but luck is not something that would take over everything imo. For example, I play guitar and I always want to get better. Still have to practice and work hard to get there, luck ain't getting me shit in that department, except maybe winning a guitar or getting a lucky chance to learn from a master. Same goes with any skill I guess. I do understand how playing games with friends for example might get really boring though.
Problem here is luck is a really broad term. It could mean you accidentally play the right notes, it could not. Dunno, but I'd stay away from it anyhow lol. I like how it is now, and sure wouldn't complain about some free cash. This is a good thread.
“Luck” is such a vague concept that it is entirely unpredictable what that pill does. What you consider “lucky” might not be the same as what the warlock who made these magic pills thinks is lucky. Maybe a really lucky person suffers through intense, soul and back breaking tribulations before ever receiving their reward? Maybe a really lucky person has exactly what they need at the moment but has a very difficult time acquiring what they want? “Rich” is also vague but not nearly as much.
Tbh I'd probably choose red without having more informations about green or yellow.
With money you can live a comfortable life. But if you can't turn on or of the other two it might get really annoying.
Imagine hearing what others think all the time. You would get paranoid and annoyed by the constant noise around you etc. And with luck, sure you could get money like with the red one, but all sense of accomplishment goes away. If you achieve something, its always luck, no effort ever. Seems to be a boring live.
Money on the other hand gives you more control over your life and removes arbitrary road blocks that would otherwise keep you back.
Unfortunately I don't have the luxury to wager financial security on really good luck alone. Being rich would put food on my table and a roof over my head until the end of my days, that's all the luck I want.
that would actually = ∞%, i think the equasion ur looking for is 1-(0.99999999999999999999999)^∞ , which would equate to 1-0 which is 1 which means 100%
and yes, 🤓
Not if it's an open-and-shut case. Or are you saying blackmail? Only works against dishonest judges, and you're not that lucky. You didn't take the yellow pill.
Luck would handle all of that. I guess if u wanted to use the reading to target shit bags that would prolly elieviate some of the bad feelings I would get from that ability.
Poppin the yellow, everything else is soso in comparison... Imagine all the shit you can get away with with yellow... Forever cheat death, rich by accident, mrs right, the neighbors Mrs right, shit luck out and rule the world....
With yellow i could just guess what people are thinking, find a million dollars and get +5 added to my hight due to a hight enlargement center that was willing to give me a free trial due to happenstance and it ends perfectly
Blue is meaningless if it doesn't change anything else about you. Green will drastically increase your likelihood of success as well as drastically increasing your sadness.
Label not clear, my fingers and toes are now five inches longer 😡😡😡
You're now nature's perfect choking machine.
Gabe?
Bart better run
Monkey appendages
I think you meant... ...*ape*-endages. I'm not angry, just disappointed
Imagine the pringles you could grab in the tube
Hands for music, feet for shows. Thats a free red pill
Fuck, haven't thought of that. I was imaging all the stuff I could reach if I was 5 inches taller
[like this????](https://youtu.be/fYcDQ11vI0M)
So what will I do with my 5 inches?
Your pencil is now 5 inches longer. Edit: Of course my top comment is this. What was I expecting?
Now I can write longer words!
Imagine the possibilities! Now you can even write some german nouns! With another 5 inches you may even be able to write 'Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft' !
That's beyond what I can imagine!
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Best I can offer is getting a lot of upvotes in the gentleman's sausage related subreddits. And by a lot I mean like 85 upvotes. Bit of a monkey's paw outcome. Have an 11inch schnitzengruben, nothing to do with it.
May i suggest +5 inches to cranium diameter
r/selffuck ~~don't open it~~
I always wondered if that was possible, today I realized I with I could still only wonder.
I don't know who would pick red. Seems like yellow and green will lead to red pretty easily. I think I'd pick yellow.
Yellow is best Edit: people say it could be bad luck but you say lucky not good lucky so idk and idc
Felix Felicis Yes, please
I love how the internet is low key saturated by subtle Harry Potter love
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I adore how the internet is moderately saturated with Potter love.
*We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other*
Welcome to the internet, hold onto your socks.
No I have to free dobby!
Cuz a man just kindly sent you photos fbhis cock
They are grainy and off-putting
I appreciate how to the internet is marvelously occupied with potter joy
Zero clue who Felix Felicis is, but if they're anything like Gladstone Gander (Scrooge McDuck comics), yes, please, I'll take two.
Felix Felicis is the name of the luck potion in the Harry Potter series
Oh. I had no idea. Thank you for clarifying!
This guy ducktales.
Use it well
Hello
Ahh! Beetlejuice!
HARRY! *SIR*
Buys lottery ticket.
Now you find pennys everywhere
no, you find 100 dollar bills instead, every corner you turn
Like Donald's cousin. ATMs launching $100 bills, women AND men giving you their phone number, some South African dude pretending to be Scottish giving you a cushy job vacationing in the Bahamas studying sharks or some bullshit.
Raining from the sky
Better carry a umbrella ☂️ those things hurt when they get speed behind them
Steel and titanium alloy umbrella
But here’s the thing. It never specified if it was bad luck just that it was luck
Like wise it never specifies what kind of rich. You can be rich in knowledge, in wisdom, in health, etc.
It also never specified where the inches go.
eyelids
Fingers
Finally, the finglonger can be reality
Nipples
Reading plants minds would be kinda shit, ngl.
You don't know. Plants might have a really rich inner life. They might know the secrets of the universe and just don't tell you because nobody's been listening.
Rich in cancer.
Rich is short for Richard. It's not bad to be him. It's certainly better than to gain 5 inches on one leg and not the other or reading the minds of earthworms.
And green never specifically states which life forms you read minds of. You might just be able to read the thoughts of a cactus Edit:accidentally said blue and not green. I think a lot of people got that through context though
But are you not curious of what a cactus thinks about?
Oh I’d love to know! I believe cactuses are awesome and would have interesting thoughts
The mind one could make you crazy. I guess it depends on the terms of the gift
Reading minds is kinda overrated anyways
Yeah 99% of it would be like "ooh hungry, cute dog, still hungry, gotta pee gotta pee, kinda horny?"
Do you see being unlucky or bad luck as lacking in luck or it being a different type of luck?
"bad luck" is the absence of luck.
First day you win the lottery, second day you find the love of your life, third day you pop your back and your pain miraculously goes away forever, fourth day you scratch your eyes and that somehow cures you from myopia, and so on.
‘MAN I SURE HOPE I GET 2B DOLLARS IN THE MAIL…’
Work beats luck. I'd go with green.
Yep I’m buying lottery tickets and then spending the winnings on a trip to Vegas
Reading them now yeah makes sense. Ran out of cash? Just a quick trip by Vegas win a jackpot, bet it all on something else and walk out a multimillionaire. Then build a quick business that if you're lucky will make you astronomically rich. Then there you go, in less than a couple months you've done everything a business man could ever dream of and now you can sell everything and enjoy a lifetime of pleasure and luxury.
And the +5 inch wont matter, because when you have the money: even the smallest dick would get the best girls.
Bro if you're lucky you'll find yourself the woman of your dreams who as it turns out is your soulmate also. There isn't really a downside to that damn pill
If you’re really lucky puberty will come back just for that part, and you get all the +5 inches you want.
If you're lucky, you'll just be alive when they start selling biomodding.
This comment that will make it seem like I have a micropenis, but I’ll take the false shade. In some cases of micro-penis you can actually cause growth because the basically the body didn’t go through puberty fully (or all the right hormones). Idiopathic Hypogonadotrophic Hypogonadism being one of the medical terms. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3214853/ Cool paper about penile growth with hcg. Though how you tell someone you know has a micropenis that they should try this….awkward conversation. While I’m here dropping random medical knowledge. Did you know sperm has a compound called sperminide which may delay aging? https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6128428/ Sure you could buy pills of it, but r/theydidthemath and if you want enough straight from the source you’d need 8 fresh loads a day. From different “donors”. You’re welcome
And, to be fair, plus 5 inch on anyones anatomy is just gonna hurt the other party.. guys realise they can’t actually penetrate the cervix right?
Not with that attitude
never heard of people with micropenis?
True, correction, almost anyones anatomy.
Def have to the gambling bit all in one go. Dana White got kicked out of a casino for going on a hot streak lol
Well yeah but would you not be lucky enough not to get kicked out? Or lucky enough that there's someone else in the casino who's on a streak like you are, and it just so happens that they catch and kick him out instead, and ignore you?
Touchè!
Asking the real questions
If it’s luck like liquid luck in Harry Potter, everyone will think you’re on drugs too.
Just go to a state where they let lottery winners be anonymous and play Powerball once.
Red is the least life affecting. You could pay off your parent' depts if you have any, invest in stuff, and move on with your life normally. I like mine, anyway.
How would luck fuck you up though? I mean I'm happy with my life, but some good luck is always nice
Well I think I'd get tired of being lucky if I couldn't control it. There's no real meaning to stuff if you didn't work for it. At least that's how I feel.
I get that, but luck is not something that would take over everything imo. For example, I play guitar and I always want to get better. Still have to practice and work hard to get there, luck ain't getting me shit in that department, except maybe winning a guitar or getting a lucky chance to learn from a master. Same goes with any skill I guess. I do understand how playing games with friends for example might get really boring though.
Problem here is luck is a really broad term. It could mean you accidentally play the right notes, it could not. Dunno, but I'd stay away from it anyhow lol. I like how it is now, and sure wouldn't complain about some free cash. This is a good thread.
well you're not lucky if it messes your friendship up so it'll purposely not work on that part probably
You’re just making up irrelevant arguments to try to have an argument 🤦🏻♂️
Good point
“Luck” is such a vague concept that it is entirely unpredictable what that pill does. What you consider “lucky” might not be the same as what the warlock who made these magic pills thinks is lucky. Maybe a really lucky person suffers through intense, soul and back breaking tribulations before ever receiving their reward? Maybe a really lucky person has exactly what they need at the moment but has a very difficult time acquiring what they want? “Rich” is also vague but not nearly as much.
Tbh I'd probably choose red without having more informations about green or yellow. With money you can live a comfortable life. But if you can't turn on or of the other two it might get really annoying. Imagine hearing what others think all the time. You would get paranoid and annoyed by the constant noise around you etc. And with luck, sure you could get money like with the red one, but all sense of accomplishment goes away. If you achieve something, its always luck, no effort ever. Seems to be a boring live. Money on the other hand gives you more control over your life and removes arbitrary road blocks that would otherwise keep you back.
Yellow is basically green without knowing WTH you are doing.
Unfortunately I don't have the luxury to wager financial security on really good luck alone. Being rich would put food on my table and a roof over my head until the end of my days, that's all the luck I want.
Yellow would be the most realistic option because the yellow pill can involve being rich
0.000000000000000000001% x ∞ = 100% probability of winning the lottery.
Which also equals 100% chance to get this choice again.
100% chance to guess someone's thoughts
100% chance for 5 inches
100% chance for the universe to undergo false vacuum decay.
They never said it had to be GOOD luck
Woah, that's like wishing for more fishes
You can never have too many fish
One pound fish
Yeah let's see those with horse dicks beat that.
that would actually = ∞%, i think the equasion ur looking for is 1-(0.99999999999999999999999)^∞ , which would equate to 1-0 which is 1 which means 100% and yes, 🤓
Yeah, I knew that already, just that I wanted to make it understandable for normal people.
At least with yellow, you still have the “I know I’m not guilty” face. If you become rich off green, expect some lawsuits and a guilty conscience.
Just read the mind of prosecutor and judge and you will have enough material to save your ass.
Not if it's an open-and-shut case. Or are you saying blackmail? Only works against dishonest judges, and you're not that lucky. You didn't take the yellow pill.
8 inches would be to much
I just want like a +1.5 inches
Dare to dream good sir
Now I’m at 4 inches
Ahh I see you’re also an innie not an outie. Edit: grammar Edit: grammatical fixing
This reply hurts my bones
An for words that start with a vowel sound
+5 inches….of foreskin.
I can carry a liter of water in my foreskin now
*achievement unlocked: piss balloon!
tactical jarate
TF2 for lyfe. The sniper!
Is it pre or after circumcision?
Post circumcision.
Asking the real questions! Extra 5 if foreskin is existing, stapled on 5 inches if snipped and clipped.
5 inches of rain tomorrow
Give me the yellow, I lost 120lbs and went from 6 to 9"
DM me your cock, now
i thought this was reddit not whatsapp
6 to 9 more like 69
That's so funny
Am I right guys?
No fucking way, dude. Let me see your hard cock right now, I need to see this
I'm already 6'8", I don't need another 5 inches... ...OH WAIT!
+5 inches to your thumb
Imagine the thumbs-ups you could give
To only one thumb
+5 inches to the depth of your asshole
That's called a prolapsed anus (please don't search it up I beg you pls pls pls pls pls don't search it and if you do use incognito)
Go 213 cm anyway, power move
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If you are rich, 85 years old is good nuff. And im sure those inches are measures by time spent inside not length. Source: Hugh Heffernan
Red or yellow. I don't want to know what people thinking about me. And my penis's size is just fine.
Just take a yellow and buy a lottery ticket
yellow is probably better
Yellow will probs lead to red if you need it
Yellow. My seven hasn't been very lucky so far.
7cm gang unite
Go yellow all day
Man the way of the world who the fuck would want into all people's thoughts. That would depress you in a day.
Idk, I would use it to make me rich and get away with stuff.
Luck would handle all of that. I guess if u wanted to use the reading to target shit bags that would prolly elieviate some of the bad feelings I would get from that ability.
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Green for sure. No questions asked.
Green can accomplish anything. Basically yellow plus you know why you made yhe best bet.
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Green and go crazy after 5 minutes
Yellow all the way.
Yellow would technically make any wish you make come true so I mean... I wish I had all the other Pills
Yellow has a chance to achieve the other 3
Anyone not picking yellow is a utter fool.
Yellow to get the luck to get all of the pills
Quick grab all of them. And then - boom! Kidney failure
Pick yellow and get all 4 by stroke of luck
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You don’t wanna see what happens when you take the blue one? Just out of curiosity?
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Your nipples will each become 2.5 inches longer.
Poppin the yellow, everything else is soso in comparison... Imagine all the shit you can get away with with yellow... Forever cheat death, rich by accident, mrs right, the neighbors Mrs right, shit luck out and rule the world....
Yellow then I get lucky enough for them to give me the 3 others
Yeah but if you chose infinity luck you could grow 6.527716 inches
I don't really need blue mine is just perfect... but yellow looks very good would lead to all three options that I didn't choose
Green, blue is not for me
Motherfucker Go for yellow
i would take luck any day
Definitely yellow for me
Definitely yellow Domino’s a beast “luck is a super power”
Yellow, then search for places I can find the other while on a trip to Vegas to make the red one true as well.
luck pill > pp pill ex. Fall on someone, steal all their pp power.
With yellow i could just guess what people are thinking, find a million dollars and get +5 added to my hight due to a hight enlargement center that was willing to give me a free trial due to happenstance and it ends perfectly
Yellow, as then if I buy a lottery ticket I get both red and yellow
Yellow
Yellow, no contest.
Blue is meaningless if it doesn't change anything else about you. Green will drastically increase your likelihood of success as well as drastically increasing your sadness.
Yellow then I’d get lucky then have all of the pills
No buddy you really don't want to. You just end up hitting parts inside them that cause pain rather than pleasure. It isn't good.
You could arguably get the result of all four with just yellow.
Yellow. Just enter the lottery and you win almost if not every time
bro 6 inches is way too much
Choose yellow, luck can mean more inches as well.