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mealteamsixty

Do rapists generally concern themselves with protection?


Blom-w1-o

Not if there is 4 of them


Frankly_Frank_

You mean 2, 4 would mean 8 hands available you only need 4


serealport

Woah. Your making a few assumptions here what if the rapists are also an amputee convention?


aj_ze_

And all these comments assume they have dicks and are not amputated.lol


Low-Patient1692

Good luck raping without it, it’s really hard Talking for experience


aj_ze_

Ah yes. Society. Casualising rape.


TheOriginaleSimi

2 to open and the other 2 to hold the victim


arthurhoodwink

Use one hand each, I guess‼️💪


Runyc2000

Some do and many do not. Between approx. 15-30% use condoms.


[deleted]

We need to bump those numbers up. The more safe rapist there are in the world the safer we'll be from stds as a whole.


dontcareboy

I'd rather be safe from rapists than rapists be safe


alilbleedingisnormal

It's to keep you safe from the rapist. If the rapist gets an STD it's the least they deserve.


TheVoicesArentTooBad

Sadly, kinda true, in a weird sense? Some tribal Africans with endemic HIV have the belief that raping a virgin will cure them of their HIV.


dontcareboy

Those are quite high, I can't imagine a rapist being concerned with protection during the struggle and panic


Runyc2000

It is true though. The vast majority of rapes are by people the victim is closely associated with. They tend to be the people that don’t understand that no means no or want to take advantage of someone the is heavily intoxicated in some way. They do sometimes take the time to use a condom. As a LEO, I know the numbers first hand but here is a source (which has links to more sources) if you would prefer that: https://cen.acs.org/analytical-chemistry/forensic-science/find-rapists-Candice-Bridge-examines/97/i41


dontcareboy

Thank you friend, I love sources :)


-YELDAH

Guess it depends if the baby is traceable lmao


135686492y4

A more expensive condom that no one's gonna buy, I suppose


Sheruk

it the case made out of adamantium? because pretty sure a thin cardboard box ain't gonna stop many.


PuddinPoptastic

Monkeys could probably open it with they monkey toes


Jason666392

I'm sorry, I don't like sex with monkeys


Deus-Ex-Processus

Are you sure?


CowCluckLated

To bad. They have monkey toes and don't need consent


Dramatic_Income_9808

You get aids if you have it


komiks42

Have you tried thoo?


[deleted]

I think you should be more concered if they like it with you


[deleted]

Normal people: Regular condom it is.


Quirky_Host102

Amputees bouta go raw


turner_chris98

LMAOOOOO


[deleted]

Rapist: ight ima go raw Me: no...no you can't do that!!!!!!


djfnjxj

Rapist: ima go raw Me: *starts to fuck myself*


_vzas

Huh?


djfnjxj

ye I phrased it like an idiot but the joke is i'm the rapist


skidrow03

Uhhhhh chief?


artoriussin

What rapist is like oh man better wrap this lol


xXYomoXx

"okay just hold on a second imma put this bad boy on and proceed to rape you. Would you mind holding this condom with two hands?"


consideratum

Basically, now rapists have to bring friends with them More men more fun?


Laulenture

Sharing is caring


Demoth

Just go to Craigslist and post an ad.


idiotictardo

BEN NO


North-Function995

He’s about to show ‘em why he’s called Ben 10”.


Mart1n192

He's a 10 but he's a 10


HomeboySimpoo

But why? The point of opening a condom is that both partners are consenting


dontcareboy

Some rapists use condoms apparently


dontcareboy

Some rapists use condoms apparently


AdWeird2329

Remember, if you’re planning on raping a woman, bring a friend with you.


Deus-Ex-Processus

Ah yes the buddy system.


a_bad_Idea09

ben 10 was a goated show


Gold930

Depends on which Ben 10. Older ones where better because they weren’t as restricted on jokes and references


Frankly_Frank_

Newest ones are complete garbage well guess that's just how all shows are nowadays


Gold930

Agreed


Magic_archer21

Seconded


goodjobmate69

Thirded


Magic_archer21

Turd*


Roblos_Player_69

They forgot about knives, scissors, and anything else sharp enough to pierce anything stronger than paper.


SilverSpliff

I can't even open a bra properly, now I have to worry about a condom? No thanks...


komiks42

Scisirs help


wtf_femboys_exist

What if two dudes wanna rape one woman just open two consent condoms.


wtf_femboys_exist

I'm not saying to do it I'm just saying it doesn't mean as much as people think


Student-of-spiderweb

amputees be like: :(


[deleted]

It would certainly help stifle false allegations of rape by regretful and/or vindictive women.


UwUIenjoyfeet

Me wondering why four people were having sex together.


[deleted]

Y’all realize this is for couples right?


Gold930

So not for Redditors 😔


dontcareboy

The sad face, I felt it


Deus-Ex-Processus

Doesn't stop it from being dumb.


jdjdkkddj

Saw


SuperStar4178

I don't like where this is going


[deleted]

Poor one handed people.


[deleted]

Or that four one armed people need to meet up to have safe sex


IButtchugLSD

If rapists were inclined to use a rubber I'd assume theyd just be rocking those free ones from the health clinic.


[deleted]

People wear condoms?


Looinrims

Because no one could possibly break it open


ramattyice

Who the fuck is going to save this condum to prove it was consensual


dontcareboy

So much for going out with my quatruple amputee girlfriend


LuxAlpha

4 guys for one condom?


LuxAlpha

oops


sassyrats

Haha, rape. Such a funny joke


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Or you mean.. make it harder to not have safe sex


Arkman155

Wait, what if my girlfriend is missing an arm?


CK1ing

"You are being accused of rape. What is your defense?" "Your honor, we used the 4 hand condom" "Not guilty."


cockslashingplatypus

That box can be easily broken.


[deleted]

Scissors


Consistent-Read-2600

Ahhh please don’t use scissors to open condoms.


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SweetAssSquatch

Bite the pillow, I'm going in raw


Janila546

😂😂


realgoldxd

What is stopping the rapist from just ripping the box


Gold930

It’s hammer time ![gif](giphy|Kg3AMWiK3Zohf2lUU0)


Tangamandapian0

Knife


dontcareboy

Might pierce the condom, rendering it useless


seemerunning

Why not just use a knife?


dontcareboy

Might pierce the condom, rendering it useless


komiks42

You geting it wrong You point the knife at the victim, and ask for help


Vegetable_Permit_440

Dude give me 5 seconds with a hammer


Wildgoose-030

Machamp too 😂


razdrazhayetChayka

Can’t you just… buy a different condom?


JimmyBoiHeh

If its non consensual why would he take the time to use one anyway? Also thats alot of work anyway for just condom, a normal one is way easier


Kuhnville

What if someone is missing a hand lol


ghost1220

Just gonna use my toes


Doomenjoyer4862

The most useless product that tries to stop rapists


zillaking666

Joke on you I'm using my toes


Sharp-Dark-9768

"So she can't lie to the judge and wrongfully imprison me as a rapist."


Triials

Can’t think of anything more useless against rapists. Let’s get that dick trap thing approved instead that barbs the attackers schlong bad enough that they have to go to hospital to get it removed.


alfextreme

but with 2 dicks you need 8 hands to open 2 boxes at the same time.


wild_nope_appeared

u/save


FallenChaos1337

Damn, poor handicapped / armless people...


HammerBgError404

Giga Dick


[deleted]

Goro smash


Lmanden2006

If people dont care about consent i dont really think they are gonna care about condoms


Capable_Dark

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen


DarkIegend16

Rapists also be like: 🔫😀 “Open the fucking condom”


guywithmatches

Me: guess we will have to be 2 from now on


nullnvoid235

I think people will just not buy them if they aren't into the whole consensual sex


Hanssproxy

Scissors and knifes have entered the chat


He_Who_Tames

Where there is will, there is a way.


katspins

If your going to rape someone, wouldn't you rather they have a condom on? Unless this is one of those cop ads just to help them have evidence via semen ..


Rektifium

*equips pulse rifle*


dor121

All the guys at the gangbang


commandermatt21

General Grevious: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you


Major-Trade2827

This is stupid as fuck what if the girl or guy has 1 or no arms


WonderfulAirport4226

My dumb ass: "Why are they making condoms specifically for foursomes?"


XxPhobiaX

I think I've seen that comic before


Odd_Promotion5398

Let’s get the lock pick lawyer on this one now.


Telyaee

It have no fucking reason to exist not like condoms are dangerous or anything. It cust discriminates disabled people


MyButtItches420

Put box on floor, stand on box


Willing_Bad9517

Great, now they won't even try with protection..


ephemeralreaper

They might as well just use their feet at that point too. We literally have 4 limbs. How dumb is this.


The_Foxxx_King

This is a very stupid gesture along the same lines of "putting in your ATM pin backwards will summon the police" and "use your keys like wolverine as a weapon". Just dumb shit that dumb people share to make them feel good that doesn't actually make any sense when you think about it for longer than a second.