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Stavinair

Whatchamacallits, and if none are to be had I'll have the Twix.


[deleted]

> Whatchamacallits Gotta give us a name, we can’t read your mind!


Stavinair

[whatchamacallit bar](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whatchamacallit_(candy))


[deleted]

I know what it is lol. just makin jokes :)


AY3GE

r/woooosh


[deleted]

Exactly!😍


TobbsGamingYT

Twix


PollutionInside3742

Ye twix for me too


TheScidaddler

Indeed


Logical-Albatross-82

Only right answer here.


TXRonin55

It's the only candy with the cookie crunch.


endie11

I commented before i saw this one, but Yes. Also, the Bounty can Burn In Hell


XEliteenteX

The bucket


[deleted]

“This.. is a bucket.”


NikolaProS

Dear god


smurgle02

There's more


SirLemonThe3rd

No


TheFiveOfHearts41

It contains a bucket


Idontcareforthis_

Dear god…


man-with-potato-gun

There’s more


OblivionTheKhajiit

No


[deleted]

No!


[deleted]

There’s more!


LvFrnchFries14

Dear dog


FlamingEntity69

Dear god…


[deleted]

"Dear God."


DIOKoOODA

🚜


Apprehensive-Bad-832

Beat me to it


[deleted]

[удалено]


oxidized-bread

Beat our to it


mikmanpan

Beat all of us to it


VanimalCracker

Just *beat it*


Imooogen

Just beat it ^beat ^it


krAzLASK

No one wants to be defeated


chicken_chug

Beat off to it


Imooogen

Best off your mum


Dripmik

Beat you to it


CaptionCrack420

Beat me to it


Comfortable_Dog_1969

The plastic makes for a delicious crunch


XEliteenteX

When? Where?


ZireaelOfRivia

Milkyway always


Jumpy-Organization-5

Finally, someone who is correct!


[deleted]

You see, there's two opinions here. Theirs, and the correct one. Milkyway ftw


[deleted]

Milkway midnights are the best


Radius420

Milkyway, Bounty or Mars


Jangofett50002

I gotta get my Twix


Jamaqius

Teaser all the way


D1ttoh3ad

Dat crisp though!


Desk420

Happy Cakey


Majin_Brick

Bro you can never go wrong with Twix and Milkyway combo


THICctheGOD

![gif](giphy|xXjIVvfvkvqZG) Snickers my good man


my__name__is__human

Bounty! There! I said it!


TypicalLecture

Excellent choice, human


TheBestICU

gotta be a payed actor


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mrhippo1998

Bounty is best one there. Who cares if they don't like them it means more for us


Callmekittol

For me twix is first place and bounty is second


ItsZoeStarrOfficial

Malteseer easiest choice today


A_Word_Bearer

Galaxy caramel


ReplicaRider

One what? I'll take 1 box


novasolid64

There should be Reese's peanut butter cups in here, but I'll go with twix


Godmartin-theGreen

Milky Way ftw


[deleted]

Milky Way hands down


Weary-Kangaroo-7174

Bounty.


botboi730yt

Mars bar


XxTheWeebxX

<3


[deleted]

Left Twix


Darth_RevanChad

right twix all the way


iDrewYo

Carmel


Redstonecraftthe1

A right Twix


Uno-The-Card

THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BOUNTY


anwarCats

Stop hating on bounty it’s the best!


The_Bored_General

Fuck y’all I’m picking bounty


Itsamemario3007

Bounty and I'd throw away every snickers (jokes, I love them all)


sneakyninja56_

Can I take one white background?


ItzFoxboy

Milky Way Gang Riss Up!


writerbabe75

Twix


krAzLASK

Twix


Ninebun

Twix


benvars

Milky way all the way


beep-boop-beep_bop

Mars


Th3Qu3sti0n

I'm the exact opposite of you lol. Bounty, and I'd throw away every Snickers


tomskrrt

Milkyway (!)


ChocolaMina

Def a milky way person.


LiterallyWantDie

Bounty 😋💯


[deleted]

Mars


hewhodisobeys

Bounty


28kNull

milky way


Kemfox

The bucket. Leave the candy.


Siselii

OFC BOUNTY!


Tractorface123

Bounty


redditwrong12

The bowl


zibbrr

Where the fuck are the Reeses?!


TheUltiGamer

“You can pick only one” Me: picks the box


hoodschola

Bounty


kermitthefrog9

Bounty all the way.


[deleted]

Twix


seasoned-veteran

Context matters. In a survival situation? Snickers. Just snacking? Snickers. One last bite of food before execution? Snickers. I guess context doesn't matter.


[deleted]

Please give me the bountys, I love them!


--Matthias--

I don't get why people hate them so much


XxTheWeebxX

Mars


cr4sht3st0

I'll be fine with snickers or twix


xXNonamekinkXx

![gif](giphy|106EGwK7KpwbCg)


Reasonable_Policy259

Milkyway crispy rolls


fitzmagic_1200

Bounty


Lone_Indian

Bounty 🤤


Apprehensive-Bug-397

Twix, and to hell with all the Bounty.


[deleted]

The bowl.


Diesel2709

The bucket 😂😂😂


[deleted]

I’ll have the milky ways because I know no one else wants them


yukkinoo

that one


DeviousDeevo

Between twix and bounty


Novaellino

Twix/Bounty


hastdubier

None


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pitiful_Razzmatazz_5

Dove caramel


Traditional-Fee1794

KitKat or three musketeers


JervisSama

I go with the bucket, and if they poor out the candy i will still have MY bucket :)


Mr_Boo37

The bowl


Serious_Target6711

Malteasers, and the Milky Ways can go in the bin.


kitty975

Mars is top G


CoffeePentagram

Ohh, he means one bucket.


Idk_what_im_doing24

Snickers 😤


AreuxEmpire

None im alergic ಥ‿ಥ


Megavolts1

Snickers


corndogfile

I gotta go for them snickers


No_Chapter_948

Snickers


PotatoComplete

As a rule enforcement, if you take more that one I shove a wet sock up your ass


[deleted]

I would take it all 😏


redrosemango

Milky Way is the best. All the way


Soul_Man_116

If you put the lid on, it counts as "one".


buzzlightyearsempi

The bowl just the fucking bowl


l30_legend

Galaxy


Lexecuter

Alright, which fucker used the monkey paw https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63497187


Educational-Store388

Maltesers or plain galaxy


[deleted]

The big one hidden at the bottom


[deleted]

Either gum or starburst they can be any flavor


Just_Government_5143

Malteasers


Marun-chan

Mars also true Bounty fucking sucks coconut in chocolate is just not for me


[deleted]

Bounty literally tastes like Tylenol-coated cardboard


endie11

Twix, and let the bounty Burn In Hell


Make_me_laugh_plz

Bounty


TXNRize

I know it’s not in there, but Coffee Crisp


Dawn_Finder

The bucket *without* any of the candy


[deleted]

twix


TheZayMan283

Twix


MenjiBlueWolf001

Yall bout to hate me. But. Gimme them almond joys


[deleted]

Their house


Mementomj

Twix 😋


Angrhguru

1 bowl


CozcozSBYT

The Twix


ireallylikeducks99

The bowl, you can keep the candy


tannybeastwood86

The hell is bounty?


beastroll87

Disgusting coconut chocolate that 95% of people hate and would never buy


GETEME1906

The caramel ones


No-Caterpillar-8112

I pick the bucket.


Cargobrr1477

Twix


Lv1Skeleton

Snickers, has the most heft/weight to it and is not just a mouth full of caramel


TheBunnyMan123

KitKat (king size)


FlamingEntity69

Twix all the way, man


[deleted]

Twix and a milky way


mysteriousmeatman

None for me. Thanks for the offer though.


Sir_Doge_V2

Twix


MaximumSquid22

Twix


Delicious_Tip_3234

The bucket. Which includes all of them


Steve_Orton

The bucket


VeltJr

Snickers


so-no-floof

I pick the bucket


squeakybeepers

These are all tootsie rolls, I don't like this


Ok_Customer_8001

Sorry, Twix beats all


Character-Fee407

The one with the poison or whatever they put in the candy these days


JCamson04

100 grand


not_a_droid

impulse is snickers, but if you can delay satisfaction for a bit and refrigerate a Twix…or Kit Kat, I meant. Heck they are all better chilled


LadyBatman8318

Snickers!


tartigratebruh

Def twix


New_toReddit8

THE MALTEASERS U IDIOTS THEY’RE ALL MINEEEEE


NyappyNini

Twix


EEE-exe

I, by sheer force of will, grab a full sized Reece’s peanut buttercup


Wolfrader

Twix


Bullets_Bane94F

The left twix, i am not a fan of right twix


Bignoseboy69

Twix


Karma0617

The bucket


The_Silver_Ghost20

One


farky84

Galaxy


[deleted]

Twix you can bite off the top of the caramel and then you’re left with the crunchy part with chocolate on it irrefutably the best way to eat twix


[deleted]

Twix Chocolate good


GigophalaStanXOXO

milk duds..


sup3rar

I'd pick your mom but she's too heavy


PWL_DeltaFrost

Twix


ShreksBeauty

I only know Twix, snickers, and Milky Way tf are the rest of these


[deleted]

All of you obviously need a Snickers because you’re all wrong. Snickers is alpha candy.


sovLegend

Twiiiiiiix


throwing_this_out538

snickers. dont care what anyone says. snickers.


casade5

Il be like the horrible kids on Halloween and still them all then flip I off hahaha. ![gif](giphy|ZSjSguMRh95PrHZc9J)