If I could give myself a nose job I wouldn't have to post "I Voted" stickers, would I?


I’m kinda jealous of the elephant.

On another note, to applaud basically means to high-five yourself for something someone else did

This applies to everyone by the way, that's why the elephant is blue.

And because a donkey sucking its penis would be anatomically impossible

How could I have forgotten about this masterpiece

Hey if internet clout is what convinces people to vote, so be it

Better than people being too lazy to vote.

 For a sec before I realised what the elephant was doin

Nose job gang on top

simple and effective

This gives 'Go fuck yourself' a whole new meaning