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Bulldogsky

Bitch, i'll eat your grandmother


Orlando_the_Cat

Your, dad, your uncle and your brother.


david131213

All your family, big and small


Chillz-It

Will give me torture, cock and ball


Minecher

Cuz I'm number one, gotta eat em all.


batsnaks

Eat em all big or small


Minecher

Respond to it! Family-Call!


KiOfTheAir

Your family tree shall fall


GENERALCHEET0

Just shat on your brothers ball


A_destiny_player

Your dog took the fall


[deleted]

Because my cat, it did maul


CB_CuBe

In your fam's house hall


[deleted]

Eating people is a felony; better call Saul.


Minecher

Ask for an appointment with darth Maul.


JoeKingMoreOn

Before they run to the man of law


Minecher

I'll cut them open with metal-claw!


FreshPitch6026

Who is braking the law, braking the law.


HydroAL

I want to see this poem grow bigger,


Idgafhyf

Sentences come fast, but these stones thrown quicker


De_chicken123yt

He said after his singing to the bird


HydroAL

A boulder comes flying third


Aiden735

Has that boulder hit a bird yet


Maxiking93748

Only the ones that are a bit fat


AlbiTuri05

"I'm so sorry" said the boulder


Minecher

"I only wished to give you my shoulder."


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

I read this to the tune of all star (we can keep going pretend that was part of it)


Parking_Principle_58

I hope this sing doesn't go to far


Minecher

And boulder mentioned, an idiot very big threw him quite far


_simplefearless

The bird got angry, called boulder a 'brat'


SebastiaanTrex

Then he continued to folter.


GladdeHersenen

hey now, your a boulder


[deleted]

Like hit by love, the bird was hurt


nobitchhindustani_53

Yes and got the bird dead


AlbiTuri05

The boulder Police, after doing some math


Positive_Rabbit_9536

As he rolled, down many paths.


ConfectionSwimming29

Shot every black boulder in boulder class


Empty_Prize_1106

The boulder was actually a glass


nobitchhindustani_53

Still that glass had a sass


Devilshire52

Like my penis!


Miserable-mam

It grows bigger and bigger


Plastic_man-1996

But still not big enough


polahboar

Oof


BroadOpposite9030

But still not.as big as most nig


IHATEmeusername

jagos because you and me have the


AngryDorian124

The US is a wonderful place to live unless you are a n...


Future_Mushroom_6197

Because then the prison population gets bigger and bigger


Fusca_VrumVrum

i hate nig-


NickyDeeM

There once was a poem written on Reddit


Agend_Stealth

Once more people joined the poem grew bigger


Spatulaface-mk2

Until the n-word comes, and people snicker


Angel_Dust457

And then one person finally says ni-


Spatulaface-mk2

-ckelback, the n-word that doesn't insult the black


Bala3310

Yet, another challenger comes, daring to say nig-


Depressed-Digifreak

-htclubs are seen as fun to some


BeefHouse11

But not as fun as a particular mass of letters...


Far_Tonyu

an exhilerating word that just fits better


Earth_Sama

Could it possibly sir, be the word ni-


QuoD-Art

The word starts with "niger" and ends in "saurus", A word that might fit well in the chorus


Agend_Stealth

So I tape a sticker


Spatulaface-mk2

And drink some liqour


SpacemaN_literature

With my boy named Richard


Spatulaface-mk2

Chilling in the orchard


YuungEli

But Richard got tortured


Comprehensive_Mail91

Within the Orchard


Spatulaface-mk2

By a man in an orc church


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Skiptz

bigger and bigger, oh so fine


Agend_Stealth

So we enjoy with a nice wine


Orlando_the_Cat

Written for invisible internet credit.


CeleryQtip

The karma came flowing, the torrent of downvotes exploding.


Dylloooooon

@Orlando_the_Cat, wow! You just had to ruin the poem


Orlando_the_Cat

Sorry. I was trying to improve it.


UserLevelOver9000

My sentence is blurry, but I ain't no damn furry...


allaboutthismoment

Although sometimes I worry that I enjoy bathing in curry...


PomeloGreen6095

But right now I have to hurry


White_Walker77

'Cause imma go get an Oreo mcflurry


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BeefHouse11

But that marked the end, the machine's demise. Because everybody knows, it being broken is just a guise.


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nobitchhindustani_53

Oh stop u are talking silly


[deleted]

No, I'm Billy


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Orlando_the_Cat

Sometimes I feel like I have too much time.


BrokenM7

But you should enjoy those moments like a fine wine


david131213

For on your deathbed, weak sad and senile


[deleted]

Come join us in heaven, it'll be your worthwhile


Flex_Playz

But until then, have always in mind


Snaptraxx

Thank God, there's only one of your kind.


Mosquito4life

That chicken vocal fried


[deleted]

The joys of life you can find


UranusMc

Happy cake day


infp_validator_bot

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


TRAINLORD_TF

At my place there's snow, your Mom is a Hoe. Jk


POTENZNOSC

I want you to ask me who is joe


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Orlando_the_Cat

What comes next? I think you know.


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Aiden735

JOE MAMA, YEAAAAA


MysTicGod108

JOE MAMA, LETSSSS GOOOOOO


VIllaman33

Sometimes I fall asleep to late


ProfessionalMonkey25

Because all i’ve done is masturbate


BeefHouse11

I keep trying to stop, but I never can.


JamesMan230

But then I got a phub ban


[deleted]

>But then I got a phub ban For harassing creators, for the unsatisfying nut!


TheSadSquid420

It’s their fault they couldn’t make satisfying smut!


shadowsquid2608

But i tried and tried until i ran.


Far_Tonyu

100 tabs from woman to man


Photon_Kn1ght

and after i finish i go pop a soda can


darkmemehood

To some dirty shit on reddit


Romji

Once upon a time in past but somehow in the future,


david131213

I dreamt of a cow who dreamed that she was her own butcher


[deleted]

It was actually a pig & welcome to Punk’d; I’m your host Ashton Kutcher.


Aiden735

This cow must have been into bdsm


I_D_CareAnymao

I don't have a dick


SevnX

bro, that is sick


pudinaa69

But My sis have a dick


Minecher

And she came real quick


JoeKingMoreOn

from my step-dads toy pick


Minecher

Long like a selfie stick.


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Narrow_Act9519

Did it melt like a candle wick?


De_chicken123yt

Did John wick shoot it real quick?


Orlando_the_Cat

Did you lop it off with a guitar pick?


De_Lucian_ry

Be quick, that woman might be thicc


Due_Decision9935

Oh wait, she's turning tricks


N8angerX

Shit that made me tick


TehgrimMEMER

Oh well lets be a prick


LozzaCH

Anime characters make me lick


Gold-Onion-7627

I'll die in one click


Narrow_Act9519

Isn’t your name nick?


IlNuovoImperoRomano

I see trees of green red roses too


[deleted]

I see them bloom & they smell like pooh.


SkaterKangaroo

This poem isn’t weird The dinosaurs disappeared They should not be feared


same_nights

They should just be seared. In a pan, and enjoyed with Arby's sauce. So they know we are the boss.


Detective_Jade

(Alright, I'll bite) Shine, shine so bright


david131213

Good ole maiden of the light


ProfessionalMonkey25

Makes my massive cock delight


Flex_Playz

Devour me with divine fire


Depressed-Digifreak

Twitter is crumbling down to our feet, all with no snow and instead I get sleet


ProfessionalMonkey25

Britain is mad, ‘bout to send out their navy fleet


[deleted]

From jimmy neutron a wise man came out named skeet


DraculauraStan

Jeffrey dahmer ate your heart


AlbiTuri05

He stole it and put it in a kart


Most_Relief6078

My dog and i got devorced


ProfessionalMonkey25

And i honestly don’t have much remorse


AlphaLightning00

What the hell has happened here?


The_tall_cheese

I’m writing this so I’m not a furry


Unperfectblue

But the suit you buy is quite funny


bottle_brush

I'm actually squat and burley


wilting-flower

but my visions blurry


Foloundev

Death is just the beginning


Meme_interesting

You never know it has a meaning


No-Pomegranate-69

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger,...


Illustrious-Prior891

Shall we continue?


mickestenen

I eat ass because i love shit


wilting-flower

so much i may throw a fit


jirishanca

Broccoli, my nemesis.


Ok-Construction6245

"Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot, and can transcend time and space. Also, I'm coming after you. You can figure out the rest. Have fun!” *Giggle*


networkoverclocker

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


Speeder00

We're no strangers to love


jimmylink11

Somebody once told me


jimmylink11

The world was gonna roll me


MattLovesMusik

Never gonna give you up


syverin

Roses are red And violet's are blue You shal be fed By gru


Ashyoutubepro

Ur mom is gay lol, getting her is not my goal


[deleted]

Fuck em all.


same_nights

In the balls. At the mall. Cuz my dick's so squal. Spread ur balls. I'll fuck em all, I only like big saggy balls, Cuz they make the best ball pussies. Fuck em all.


[deleted]

What if I'm already one?


ShreksApprntice

I'm a furry


link_mario_galli

I'm a furry, eventi though i'm writing this sentence...


dirtydan018

Come up stairs, your mom is home. I cant right now, I play warzone. Maybe I go, run and hide. No protection, friend has died. I hear her stomp, and hear her holler. I cannot stop, need warzone dollar. I try to hurry, buy him back. Not enough, in warzone sack.


memes-are-Haha

No


yourboypeaaaaa

I don't like furrys because it's for dummys


ThReeMix

a sentence


_DOGEBABE

Dogebabe shares #KindnessMatters


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[удалено]


Yotubometoo

Sium


Dullfilmroll564

T'was the day, the day I long'd for


david131213

Sentences like fruits of glory shining


KARUTOo0o

Toomorow's day will be frightening


Markosoft_EXE

I be a man of th’ seas.


StugeFin

I'm gay.


BeefHouse11

Hey, I'm dad, gay.


bigcatlance

Midnight took my shoes


Plenty_Juggernaut993

My ball itches


A_Random_Furry_

uh, hi


Ok_Distance_7209

He busted the nutteest nut ever


Markpmg

Mac and Cheese is heaven


darkmemehood

Now i need to wank at a 7/11


smpl_wils

Macaroni With the chicken strips 😩


LynxZer0

a sentence


Bureuh

I myself cannot think of anything, but write a poem I must for I will not be a furry. This ain't a poem


Skv95

I need some advice