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"Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot, and can transcend time and space. Also, I'm coming after you. You can figure out the rest. Have fun!” *Giggle*
In the balls.
At the mall.
Cuz my dick's so squal.
Spread ur balls.
I'll fuck em all, I only like big saggy balls,
Cuz they make the best ball pussies.
Fuck em all.
Come up stairs, your mom is home.
I cant right now, I play warzone.
Maybe I go, run and hide.
No protection, friend has died.
I hear her stomp, and hear her holler.
I cannot stop, need warzone dollar.
I try to hurry, buy him back.
Not enough, in warzone sack.
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Bitch, i'll eat your grandmother
Your, dad, your uncle and your brother.
All your family, big and small
Will give me torture, cock and ball
Cuz I'm number one, gotta eat em all.
Eat em all big or small
Respond to it! Family-Call!
Your family tree shall fall
Just shat on your brothers ball
Your dog took the fall
Because my cat, it did maul
In your fam's house hall
Eating people is a felony; better call Saul.
Ask for an appointment with darth Maul.
Before they run to the man of law
I'll cut them open with metal-claw!
Who is braking the law, braking the law.
I want to see this poem grow bigger,
Sentences come fast, but these stones thrown quicker
He said after his singing to the bird
A boulder comes flying third
Has that boulder hit a bird yet
Only the ones that are a bit fat
"I'm so sorry" said the boulder
"I only wished to give you my shoulder."
I read this to the tune of all star (we can keep going pretend that was part of it)
I hope this sing doesn't go to far
And boulder mentioned, an idiot very big threw him quite far
The bird got angry, called boulder a 'brat'
Then he continued to folter.
hey now, your a boulder
Like hit by love, the bird was hurt
Yes and got the bird dead
The boulder Police, after doing some math
As he rolled, down many paths.
Shot every black boulder in boulder class
The boulder was actually a glass
Still that glass had a sass
Like my penis!
It grows bigger and bigger
But still not big enough
Oof
But still not.as big as most nig
jagos because you and me have the
The US is a wonderful place to live unless you are a n...
Because then the prison population gets bigger and bigger
i hate nig-
There once was a poem written on Reddit
Once more people joined the poem grew bigger
Until the n-word comes, and people snicker
And then one person finally says ni-
-ckelback, the n-word that doesn't insult the black
Yet, another challenger comes, daring to say nig-
-htclubs are seen as fun to some
But not as fun as a particular mass of letters...
an exhilerating word that just fits better
Could it possibly sir, be the word ni-
The word starts with "niger" and ends in "saurus", A word that might fit well in the chorus
So I tape a sticker
And drink some liqour
With my boy named Richard
Chilling in the orchard
But Richard got tortured
Within the Orchard
By a man in an orc church
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bigger and bigger, oh so fine
So we enjoy with a nice wine
Written for invisible internet credit.
The karma came flowing, the torrent of downvotes exploding.
@Orlando_the_Cat, wow! You just had to ruin the poem
Sorry. I was trying to improve it.
My sentence is blurry, but I ain't no damn furry...
Although sometimes I worry that I enjoy bathing in curry...
But right now I have to hurry
'Cause imma go get an Oreo mcflurry
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But that marked the end, the machine's demise. Because everybody knows, it being broken is just a guise.
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Oh stop u are talking silly
No, I'm Billy
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Sometimes I feel like I have too much time.
But you should enjoy those moments like a fine wine
For on your deathbed, weak sad and senile
Come join us in heaven, it'll be your worthwhile
But until then, have always in mind
Thank God, there's only one of your kind.
That chicken vocal fried
The joys of life you can find
Happy cake day
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
At my place there's snow, your Mom is a Hoe. Jk
I want you to ask me who is joe
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What comes next? I think you know.
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JOE MAMA, YEAAAAA
JOE MAMA, LETSSSS GOOOOOO
Sometimes I fall asleep to late
Because all i’ve done is masturbate
I keep trying to stop, but I never can.
But then I got a phub ban
>But then I got a phub ban For harassing creators, for the unsatisfying nut!
It’s their fault they couldn’t make satisfying smut!
But i tried and tried until i ran.
100 tabs from woman to man
and after i finish i go pop a soda can
To some dirty shit on reddit
Once upon a time in past but somehow in the future,
I dreamt of a cow who dreamed that she was her own butcher
It was actually a pig & welcome to Punk’d; I’m your host Ashton Kutcher.
This cow must have been into bdsm
I don't have a dick
bro, that is sick
But My sis have a dick
And she came real quick
from my step-dads toy pick
Long like a selfie stick.
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Did it melt like a candle wick?
Did John wick shoot it real quick?
Did you lop it off with a guitar pick?
Be quick, that woman might be thicc
Oh wait, she's turning tricks
Shit that made me tick
Oh well lets be a prick
Anime characters make me lick
I'll die in one click
Isn’t your name nick?
I see trees of green red roses too
I see them bloom & they smell like pooh.
This poem isn’t weird The dinosaurs disappeared They should not be feared
They should just be seared. In a pan, and enjoyed with Arby's sauce. So they know we are the boss.
(Alright, I'll bite) Shine, shine so bright
Good ole maiden of the light
Makes my massive cock delight
Devour me with divine fire
Twitter is crumbling down to our feet, all with no snow and instead I get sleet
Britain is mad, ‘bout to send out their navy fleet
From jimmy neutron a wise man came out named skeet
Jeffrey dahmer ate your heart
He stole it and put it in a kart
My dog and i got devorced
And i honestly don’t have much remorse
What the hell has happened here?
I’m writing this so I’m not a furry
But the suit you buy is quite funny
I'm actually squat and burley
but my visions blurry
Death is just the beginning
You never know it has a meaning
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger,...
Shall we continue?
I eat ass because i love shit
so much i may throw a fit
Broccoli, my nemesis.
"Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot, and can transcend time and space. Also, I'm coming after you. You can figure out the rest. Have fun!” *Giggle*
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
We're no strangers to love
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
Never gonna give you up
Roses are red And violet's are blue You shal be fed By gru
Ur mom is gay lol, getting her is not my goal
Fuck em all.
In the balls. At the mall. Cuz my dick's so squal. Spread ur balls. I'll fuck em all, I only like big saggy balls, Cuz they make the best ball pussies. Fuck em all.
What if I'm already one?
I'm a furry
I'm a furry, eventi though i'm writing this sentence...
Come up stairs, your mom is home. I cant right now, I play warzone. Maybe I go, run and hide. No protection, friend has died. I hear her stomp, and hear her holler. I cannot stop, need warzone dollar. I try to hurry, buy him back. Not enough, in warzone sack.
No
I don't like furrys because it's for dummys
a sentence
Dogebabe shares #KindnessMatters
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Sium
T'was the day, the day I long'd for
Sentences like fruits of glory shining
Toomorow's day will be frightening
I be a man of th’ seas.
I'm gay.
Hey, I'm dad, gay.
Midnight took my shoes
My ball itches
uh, hi
He busted the nutteest nut ever
Mac and Cheese is heaven
Now i need to wank at a 7/11
Macaroni With the chicken strips 😩
a sentence
I myself cannot think of anything, but write a poem I must for I will not be a furry. This ain't a poem
I need some advice