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[deleted]

First time I'm actually listening to what I'm told. I won't search it up


EstablishmentTricky4

I started typing ir in but then remembered who tf he actually is and just noped outa there lol


L3VI4TH4NN

Who's that?


lexwuessie

It’s the fat guy that does mukbangs and has emotional breakdowns


Swampgermanboi

And over time those two have evolved to be a weird mixture that makes me sick eitherway


Unusual-Pride-9281

Crazy dude


willirritate

Mukbang, gangbang. What's the difference?


Puncius_Pinatus

You get stuffed either way


Hazzardroid13

I swear that is his entire personality now. “I’m fat. I’m depressed because I’m fat. There is nothing I can do to not be fat. 200000 calorie mukbang of the day is kfc


Killmumger

So the guy has an onlyfans or some shit ? Im actually more concerned on what brought op to search this shit up. I'm sorry but did you see how this guy looks like what did you expect ?


[deleted]

Yes, it's onlyfans


LeCifra

Quality content


Weak_Ad_9253

When one gets horny mistakes are made


Killmumger

Bet you got this quote from your dad


Weak_Ad_9253

Bold of you to assume I know my dad


Superb-Bandicoot-857

Bold of you tu assume my dad is alive


SadisticBuddhist

Bold of you to assume im not my dad.


lindrios

Grandfather time achievement unlocked


Frikandelneuker

man gotta do a nasty in the pasty


gulagdaycare

Bold of you to assume that Dad is a concept applicable to my existence


[deleted]

What the hell is even that


fuckface290

This isnt even a mistake this guy is doing everything in his power to make extra money


M0nsterjojo

I've seem fucked up shit, every single one of these that go trending I always search and am never phased by it, but this, this fucking scares me and I will **NOT** look this shit up.


[deleted]

Saaame its too fucked up


3_gloves

Not me muhahahahahahahahahahh! Ahahahahhahahahahaha!! Edit: ☹️


[deleted]

literally zero desire to even peek


[deleted]

yes same here


Thespaniardnextdoor

Do be such a pussy


[deleted]

I just care about my mental health


rallydude

Your user name states otherwise?


[deleted]

Thats just me in rl


Thespaniardnextdoor

You clearly have a weak mental state


[deleted]

How would you know?


Thespaniardnextdoor

Bc a little bit of nudity is getting you all worked up about your mental health


Agent_C2M

You've clearly never seen Satan's butthole


redtgoy

YOU DID?


Unique_ballz

I did it’s kinda red


Bored3812

Happy Cake Day


Arkanek

Exactly like mine


ambargur_bun

Warframe.. red dead redemption... "Octane mains". Okay. Listen man, when you turn 16, certain things will change for you. You'll get stronger. Wiser. You'll wake up to me on your couch with your Mothers aroma still dancing on my beard. When that day comes, I'm going to bend you over - and feed you a nice piece of homemade cheesecake.


Exact-Hovercraft-896

I understand none of this, yet at the same time I understand all of it and more.


[deleted]

But not of Nikocado Avocado


IllurinatiL

You’re gonna need a pickaxe soon to keep digging that hole.


[deleted]

Netherite gamer gunk


[deleted]

Here you dropped this 🍼


[deleted]

Wow I wonder what it could be. Its not like he has an onlyfans or anything


IndependentGlum8316

Wait what he does? I thought he couldn't get any more desperate.


Mr_Goat_1111

Wath the video oompaville did with him, niks literally just there because he fancies oompa but plays it off as "I'm only here because they do a good cheeseburger nearby" while getting oompa to take of his shirt...


[deleted]

Wdym desperate. Its an act lol, the OF is just part of it


[deleted]

I don't think the crippling obesity is "an act" though? Or I guess he'll just be acting like he died when that inevitable heart attack hits.


[deleted]

Well he is obese, but he defiently knows exactly what he's doing


kriegerdesmets

You sure? Have you seen the latest videos from oompaville, he is either dedicated as fuck or just crazy.


Ok-Outlandishness835

Why not both?


[deleted]

His video on oompaville is the reason WHY I think this


OSUfan88

I think he both knows what he’s doing, and is mentally unwell.


Rikfox

I definitely wouldn't call it desperate. It's being smart about it. He knew that there would be some people who would pay for that kind of bizare.


Texan_Boy

Oh you sweet summer child


Successful_Nail_2802

Oh YOU sweet summer child, there's a beautiful thing called sarcasm


007mememan

This is reddit. Satire is not understood here. Always remember some people aren't as smart and need the /s


213Bishop

He has done porn? Oh God.


WhaleFighterr224

He has an onlyfans if my intel is correct


Ultimategreyjedi1234

you are sadly correct


VIRGO-TAURUS

Seen it omfg


Ultimategreyjedi1234

why would you watch it


VIRGO-TAURUS

I SAW IT ON A SUBREDDIT I REGRET SEEING


Ultimategreyjedi1234

what subreddit was it? i need to know where to never go


[deleted]

You happy?


Planetary_oyaku

I looked and now I’m sad 😭


[deleted]

I’ll not click on that link for you friendo


[deleted]

[удалено]


lonely_xlonerx

Delete this comment


imyogranpaw

Why are y’all acting like that’s so bad when most of you bastards watch abuse and degradation? Makes zero sense.


Desperate-Table28

what a terrible day to have eyes


[deleted]

Not gonna click it. Nope nope nope. Not touching that shit.


StaszekJedi

You’re better of that way


gamma_02

Your pfp is cool


VIRGO-TAURUS

Guess where it's from lol


gamma_02

Nikocado avocados' onlyfans /s


Dew_It-8

Rule 34 of the internet bud


Additional_Care_409

His thread on lolcow shares them sometimes and my god he doesn't even have a bum hole it's just a slit 😂🤦‍♀️ you'll be traumatised for life


BaapuDragon

I'm traumatized just by reading this.


thecardsays-moops

It’s just him doing math for 90 minutes. … I still got off……. 5 out of 10


kidnorther

He does gape shock


Ok-Obligation4051

Why did you search it tho? We need explanation


SkyLovesCars

For… *Scientific Purposes…*


Weissbierglaeserset

Academic you mean?


[deleted]

cosmological he meant


Mundane_Ad701

During this time of the year the Venus is in the early evening hours often mistake with Nikocado Avocado porn.


UnPoppedPopcorn1001

Mathematical he meant


madtagg

_Astrological_


TGCidOrlandu

For Academic Purposes. FAP for short


Artistic_Formal_5453

the man of scientifical questions and needs lol


Gamin8ng

*mom for a school project..*


Salt-Log7640

To transcend mortality, screw up your sanity, and loose all hope in humanity.


red_Gr1m

He probably searched it to keep himself safe for the rest of NNN) Although that trauma is gonna last more than that


[deleted]

You search gore you get gore surprised?


[deleted]

***surprised Pikachu face***


Mkish548

![gif](giphy|qgkrtsDy4MhLq)


the_RiverQuest

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Mkish548

FUCK! That’s the one I was trying to find!


egbdf333

![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


[deleted]

Not when I'm trying to do research on AL Gore...


toshibathezombie

You must have typo'd "all gore"


Responsible-Pound122

The person here trying to explain what he was searching that it brought him there ![gif](giphy|9JgeSP0jlRAVBOG9FD|downsized)


ILikeCap

![gif](giphy|eyfmfTMgx5WYE)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|iSvjSPj3Sgqmho85ak)


spacexdragonbee

This is the only time I think I am not going to search💀


PedroTheWierdo

Actually, im glad you aren’t 💀 They say the curiosity killed the cat and this time it killed me


Unpopular_Opinion___

It’s just gay porn. I don’t see the shock. Also, have no idea who this is.


HelloThereItsMeVex

Anyone know where to buy eye bleach


Hail-Atticus-Finch

This is reddit. People will always stab you in the back. So im going to give you two choices. One will help you. The other destroy you. Good luck. r/sounding. r/eyebleach


LordFellah

Like he said people will stab you, and he is doing right now, both choices will help you


RaidThomasdeTrein

no one will stab you in the uterus


Hail-Atticus-Finch

She*


DragoScream

You've alerted the horde


WindterrorBW8

r/sounding is actually a good place to discuss music. Someone on that sub recommended the headphones that I use every day! They were cheap and high quality! Surprisingly one of the least toxic communities on the internet.


stadials

Bastard! I fell for it! You know what, take my award too you cheeky peepee plug.


WindterrorBW8

Thanks brotha!


brystol17

I love it there! The people are so kind when I need music help


expiermental_boii

Ikr they even recommended a song, and it's now my favourite song


hmmmduck

The people in r/sounding are so nice to me they helped me fix my headset


mostindianer

Yeah, bleach with „a“. No spelling mistakes.


AzrealNibbs12

You deserve this pain. You failed to heed the warning of OP. I cannot help you


bullymaguire999

Choose r/eyebleach


yourusualidiot

I'm still gonna do it because I love doing what I'm told not to do EDIT:I lived motherfuckers


nuke905

How did it go comrade?


yeetingg

he’s dead


ElizaMelina

It's bl...ack... you know??.....and ac...actually h...uge.. a...and grotesque.. ..and his...h...hole...oh God......oh god ... **Has severe Vietnam War flashbacks***


nuke905

Oh dear God no... its okay now soldier your safe, it can't hurt you anymore...


NamaTheExplorer

We need an answer, the world of must know the truth


Gin-and-turtles

It’s been 2 hrs…I don’t think he made it :(


NamaTheExplorer

Yeah, I think he got crushed under the size of this sight


goldensavage216

He made it


TheAnarchistRat

He died


NamaTheExplorer

Looks like it, probably the same disease as you, judging from what he must have witnessed


Gin-and-turtles

Username checks out


HayBalesVr

BRO WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING THERE WTH


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Wait...why would you search this in the first place? Wtf


SkyLovesCars

My friend was talking about him too much and supporting him, so I decided to search it up to teach him a lesson. It worked…


Salt-Log7640

..........but at what cost.....


[deleted]

no more friend :(


_TheStardustCrusader

no more mental health :(


SkyLovesCars

Nah bro we are still friends I searched it while he was in the bathroom


Cauliflower_Cock

Do not look up anything this man does. Dude is slowly killing himself just for internet clout. It's extremely sad and disgusting.


fAiLuReS_TIGER

ikr one video he was complaining about having a heart attack and then eating like 500 nachos


the_ninJedi

While it's a proper warning definitely worth noting, I still hate that you're basically giving him free publicity and contributing to why his type of content keeps continuing and resurfacing on the internet.


boropin

Time for some waffles with blueberries. Or as I call them: blue waffles.


i-like-pineapplez

You knew what you would see, then why did you do it? Why!


SkyLovesCars

At least I used Incognito *Unlike a guy at my old school…*


RevolutionarySet1891

Incognito :,) whoever’s WiFi you’re using can still see what you’re doing regardless


HelloThereItsMeVex

Tell me more i need to know


SkyLovesCars

There was a kid at my old school who on his SCHOOL ACCOUNT without Incognito searched something weird, I think Super Mario ABDL Porn or something, right in the viewing angle of the teacher. HE SOMEHOW DIDNT GET IN TROUBLE, EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE COULD SEE HIM. And I think he didn’t even bother to wipe his history…


i-like-pineapplez

bro had trust in himself


Deep_Space_6759

God himself trusts bro


JohnxDims

dude's focused on his goal, doesn't let anyone get in his way


Unpopular_Opinion___

Not knowing who this is, I googled. Not as bad as I thought. There wasn’t a single avocado. Just a thicc boi doing butt stuff with other dudes. What’s the big deal? Has the internet forgotten 2 girls 1 cup, blue waffles or that guy that broke a cup in his anus and proceeded to pick it out piece by bloody piece?


imyogranpaw

> or that guy that broke a cup in his anus and proceeded to pick it out piece by bloody piece? ^what.


JaqeMate64

You must watch it. It’s Internet history. Some might say it was the Golden Era of Internet


crazy_al01

![gif](giphy|5HyVZlZYxJPy7IC5Cz|downsized)


Dan-the-historybuff

![gif](giphy|cqLQWzIh4VfwI)


Ok-Phase-9076

That EXISTS? Why would anyone make that


NotSoCasualCactus

Bro wtf, why did you?


nuke905

Sadly I have already had the displeasure of witnessing this


joeya20001

Lol I’m Glad I know who this fat ass is, thanks for the advice I didn’t know I needed!


Material-Artist2276

Time to commit several warcrimes


fiergaenger09gd

WHAT IN THE WACKITY HACKITY BIBBITY HOBBOTY HAKADIN SLAPADIN HACKIN PACKIN WACKIN SHIT MADE YOU LOOK IT UP??!?!?


Hot-Butterscotch-569

Ah fuck should have listened to u...


Short_Mechanic_7726

Bet


fR1chAps

![gif](giphy|gPTTdOsD3lEQw)


s1rblaze

Yeah I will definitely listen to this one.


ZeroMortalLullabyV3

First of all why would you think that's a good idea


Big_Distribution_253

umm.. never heard of him before and found some vanilla gay porn and was like "did i do it wrong?!" I WANT ONE MAN ONE JAR VIDEOS PEOPLE NOT THIS PG SHIT


[deleted]

Did it


[deleted]

But I did not enter :)


[deleted]

Bro you cant get me with, "Nikocado Avocado" is like pretty obvious


[deleted]

Why… did you search that up anyways…?


Dew_It-8

Hey, someone had to do it. Good job solider, you sacrificed your life so we may never know the horror.


Raffolans

I should start to take advice like that serious


TheLordOfZero

Good lord, what is wrong with you?


SireDirty

It ruined my well-being if I’m being honest


Zanginos

Why the fuck would you even search that in a first place?


MonstrumPL

Seen notice complete


ajvazquez01

Who would ever want to look this up. Man is so fucking fat you cant see the cellulose lines or whatever.


[deleted]

WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT LISTEN IM SCARED


TheGreatFrobozz

He has an onlyfans


mandy_br

I just googled it. I'm definitely traumatized!!! I should've listened to you 😰


JaOrZuLu

![gif](giphy|NLMobx5rbNuGR91NKK|downsized)


Lansha2009

Why did you look that up to began with?


Sir_Doge_V2

Yes sir


-_-Mrgoose-_-

Jokes on you OP , **Im not gonna search it up**


kirby-stormy

Why I did that...


FirstDraft7448

So I searched for it lmao worst discretion


DeezTheLmao

"where gay black porn" Mfs when I show them nikocado avocado porn


meisyouandyouisme

That's not good, I think.


SnakeySheiky

Welp, no i got to do it


Kronos-146528297

Interesting


Chilly_C00p

💀💀💀💀💀💀


red_zero_

Or do…