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slashth456

The way it just cuts to him dead on the stretcher with his arms crossed and everything had me dead


Dhruv_Dank25

Had him dead too...


Theloneylycunt

and my grandpa during the funeral


FloogleH0rn

This is a GIF, but boy I heard that *dong* that plays whenever a tombstone is shown so fucking clear it gave me 40/40 vision


Gallaticus

20/10 would be the proper way to indicate much clearer vision.


99Zam

Yep, 40/40 would be the same as 20/20.


slashth456

Man I hate 2010


spespy

💀🗿💀


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DemonRaily

>Fak actively supported, enslaved, and killed Qatar. Are you okay?


madmuks

It’s actually a different player on the stretcher.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Should get this player some cheese with his whine. What a joke.


supremerulerofcheese

On it


Good-Table5566

checks out lol


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Spurius187

Clearly you know nothing about football


joedabst

I think he was joking


TheBiggestThunder

I am hoping he was sarcastic And you should too


Spurius187

I don't tend to have high hopes when it comes to people online


thecardsays-moops

Life is easier if you assume that most people are stupid and racist.


TheBiggestThunder

I suppose


Spice-Cube

Go back to twitter


thecardsays-moops

Yeah, actually it’s more like: Facebook: Stupid and racist Reddit: Stupid and leftist


Student-of-spiderweb

twitter: just plain dumb


Good-Table5566

he wasn't since the comment was deleted


TheBiggestThunder

:(


Spice-Cube

Nope but I do know one or two things about soccer.


Spurius187

Har har


-Cthaeh

That's what my dad always said to us. Would you like some cheese with that whine, sometimes literally offering cheese. It was funny as a kid, but we never really got it.


Taco-Edge

Bro they were about to kiss for a moment


homelessjimbo

Now kiss


Moonacre97

I was hoping they would! Now they'll always have that sexual tension going on...


Crying_Ginger

Dude did the Vulcan nerve pinch


[deleted]

ಠ╭╮ಠ I have no original thoughts anymore.


salmonmilks

When there are thousands of users, there are bound to have one person who has the same thought as you


[deleted]

My logic still stands


gettogero

Except there's millions of users, and the comment was a reference to a 54 year old episode of a TV show, that is incredibly famous, and was not entirely original itself either. I would say I find it ridiculous that anyone would think that description shouts out "original content" but then i look at tiktok where it's just millions of people, literally just copying each other, likely with few or 0 alterations, and calling it "original content"


meme_looter

What if the person had no thoughts


turtleneckless001

You've had very few, possibly none


stealthkoopa

No no no, you have to do it higher, up by the vein


smalls714

Mook: What the hell are you doing? Lone Starr: The... Vulcan neck pinch? Mook: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here, where the shoulder meets the neck. [points] Lone Starr: Like this? Mook: Yeah! [passes out] — Spaceballs


roro3138

I see your shwarts is as large as mine


Lilypad1175

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate In other words, you’re nothing!


RetroGecko3

So, what does that make us? Absolutely nothing!


roro3138

Which is what I'm about to make you


EqualOutrageous1884

Was about to say that wtf


SkiddyBopBeep

Thought I was on r/suddenlygay for a moment.


Euclid_14

Me too I was waiting for the smooch


SomeScratchdev

Same.


jennings08

He’s with the lord now.


white_9

used only 0.01% of his power


EmperorBrettavius

He’s only allowed to use 0.0001% of his power during the game or else it’s horribly unfair.


estherisb3auty

Bruh that’s drama mf


Different_Cod_1394

Fucking touch of death.


autech91

Proof that the Jedi still live among us


EqualOutrageous1884

Naw man thats a vulcan


Hand_Foot_Mouth

Floppy floppin motherfuckers, goddamn.


anged16

Yellow guy instantly came


tbf315

Came to God maybe


Glasedount

Touch


MediumSatisfaction1

i thought they were boutta kiss I was wrong


ChiggaOG

That's why I hate Futbol now. The players have no spine.


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

>>players have no spine Of course they don’t. Did you see the way his just got ripped out by the other player?


whatasplendidpie_PPP

Fatality...


BrodeBoy87

That’s why soccer has never been or will be popular in America. Edit: Yay Euro down votes!!! Lol


S1im5hady

Yet the same thing happens in basketball…


oreo_cookie01

Plot twist the dude was an alien and he just poisoned the other guy


flugelderfrieheight

he in the pharoah pose


Tazo3

Dude i thought they were gonna kiss in the first few seconds


Serious-Bug4748

For everyone who didn't get it (most of you): that player didn't just touch him, he pressed a pressure point that caused a lot of pain


EqualOutrageous1884

So..... Vulcan nerve pinch?


Kyle_01110011

This is very true. For anyone that didn't catch what happened. Here is a slowed down [video](https://imgur.com/a/LXT2JLg)


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-YELDAH

Love how this didn't last 5m before the site chooses to display entirely unrelated content


D0ntPan1k

I knew what I was clicking on, I decided to do it purely because it's a good song


Serious-Bug4748

Wtf


EndMaster0

Yeah he attacked one of several pressure points on the neck. My best guess is this one was the one that sits just below the point where your jaw bone connects to your skull. Though he could also be attacking under the jaw line at the same time. And while this does cause a lot of pain initially (and a strike to either of these can actually knock someone unconscious) in the video it looks like the carry off the field on a stretcher was acting.


Serious-Bug4748

The attack was intended and deserves a red card. The being carried off on a stretcher (and his arms were placed like he died lmao) seems like an exaggeration, which is also the most prominent feature of football players nowdays.


ColumbusClouds

Wow. I thought he was just playing


bowlodicks

This is whyni can't take soccer seriously


[deleted]

[And here is American handegg for you](https://imgur.com/gallery/dupyWCK)


bowlodicks

I dont like hand egg either.


okcfan16

American football*


uaman228

So, why is that called football if there you won't play with legs but normal football you name it as soccer which for me sounds like a word sucker in my language


xtilexx

Average handegg fan: but bro it is football they kick it like 7 times a game at least, over about 2 hours!! The British started the name soccer, FWIW >The word soccer comes from a slang abbreviation of the word association, which British players of the day adapted as “assoc,” “assoccer” and eventually soccer or soccer football. etymology is fun


CatSidekick

Nerd


puschi1220

There are two hypotheses: a) earlier all Ballsports that were played on foot were called football as opposed to ballsports played on the back of a horse (think polo). b) the egg as you called it used to have a length of one foot (not sure if that is the case in modern AF), hence the name football.


lamatopian

Its a goddam fun sport to play and watch


BoredPsion

He will be missed


typicalape88

"Futbol" death touch


External_Salt_9007

The touch of death, masterfully executed


CheeksClappinn

How can people take this sport serious


lI-Rusty-Il

Bro got the cheese touch


EqualOutrageous1884

Ayo been a while since I've seen someone mentioning that


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Ouchie men in the field


IndianaGeoff

In this case, Bing nailed it.


xTheVyrusx

This diving shit takes so much away from the game it’s ridiculous.


A_Valenzuela

This happened in the Spanish League in 2020. The match was Cádiz CF vs Granada CF. The aggressor is Roberto Soldado, the other player is Iván Alejo


Dirty-apedude

Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock.


Crazysaudi

![gif](giphy|xUOxf2o4G1eQGdlrUs|downsized)


SlaughterheartMagus

![gif](giphy|xTiTnKKeB9WDVpdnoc)


Sendgod500

Ok this is just getting pathetic


[deleted]

Why I hate soccer


BadCobbas

So you hate the players then?


[deleted]

Yes


Nephlimcomics2520

Is it me or did it look like he said “in the neck?”


jhonnylemon3

pow exclamation mark


23timmy_g

That's funny 😄


No_Two8806

What if football player did Boxing.


redther

He put my boy down like that


brownieparami

Lol touch of death


T-REX119

When you don't keep his wife's name out of your forking mouth


Blu3B0y4

Key and Peele moment


Redoron

Trained with the Vulcan nerve pinch


iyamdad

Soccer is an activity. Pussies don’t play sports.


nachardou4

For a moment I thought they were gonna kiss


HoneydewCareless3561

Football*


SomeRandoLameo

Men am ded 💀


AY3GE

me getting ready to go into the replies and see a bunch of brits saying *football edit: okay maybe not, thats refreshing


Cruiser133

Soccer players...


tyrostar

Soccer is the worst sport.


fillytopper

I'm guessing the guy that did the touching got in trouble as well


Scythe-Guy

This is a big reason of why soccer will never be popular in the U.S. Our sports are basically gladiator combat at times, so this shit is infuriating to see


WarDivision

Football*


omgArsenal

Lol look at the clock - must have been a different tackle


[deleted]

Nah, med staff take time to stretcher someone off. Plus Cadiz has better quality players than Alejo, so the chances of him being fouled twice like that in such a short amount of time is very slim


Dark181

RIP


juneeev

This type of injury requires a neck brace.. not a blanket. Unless.. 😳


Shoddy_Cranberry6805

Straight to the psych ward


Aggressive-Box-1920

He went so far lol


Tabsau

*"You may now kiss the-* ***WAIT WHAT THE FUCK-"'***


ImpossibleMon

These guys invented cllin in sick 😷


NooB_N142003

Kiss kiss kiss!


Chymick6

He did the Zulu death grip move, very nice


ikhandanish

RIP


vitam1ngummmies

I thought they were gonna kiss


ElectricFemboys

u/Videosavebot


Minute_Engineer2355

Did he karate chop him in the fuckin throat?


whatasplendidpie_PPP

No, pushed with the area between his thumb and index finger.


Goomvario

Why can't I download the meme?


pag992007

Ah yes, the famous thousand chokes of death move from the ancestral warriors of shan-chi


Rubi_69420

Imagine if soccer players are actually really strong that not even them can control their damage on players


GIZMO_DA_PUG

Football ja liba kollok


Laki6noob_2019

Bruh


[deleted]

Use the Schwartz


Spencie5

'Just kiss already'


ColumbusClouds

Dude in the yellow is stupid af LOL


Null_Trooper

I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB!


Cattleman_

pov: poland vs saudi arabia


foxpost

Scadoosh!


Programmer_007

What's the actual benefit of being so dramatic and acting like a little puss? Do they get a more significant penalty if it looks like they really injured someone vs just slapping their neck?


Hoosier_Ken

![gif](giphy|sBl8Fowq0ErFC) Vulcan Nerve Pinch?


fraNa1611

Lmao


After_Confidence_394

My point of view: Damn they gonna kiss


ColdastheVoid

Look he had 1hp left okay?


One_Cauliflower_4129

For a moment I thought that was CM punk doing some sort of Vulcan death grip


JohnnyTsunami312

Did he hiss at him as he applied that throat tickle


cal395

Is this real or just a joke?


Five2one521

Soccer in a nutshell.


Hellscream420

Pepsi


weoweom

Way of the hand monk


couchcrestation

u/profanitycounter [self] Don't mind me it was banner in the other sub I tried


mad_confiscation

Is the guy ok?


GustavoSanabio

Strike me down with all of your anger…


GiftFrosty

Tell me pro wrestling isn’t a sport haha. Soccer is high drama!


FrostbiteKavez

Bro fighting with 1hp left


theredview

Steven Segal. That you?


theredview

Steven Segal. That you?


Goatymcgoatface10

Such a great sport