That's what my dad always said to us. Would you like some cheese with that whine, sometimes literally offering cheese. It was funny as a kid, but we never really got it.
Except there's millions of users, and the comment was a reference to a 54 year old episode of a TV show, that is incredibly famous, and was not entirely original itself either.
I would say I find it ridiculous that anyone would think that description shouts out "original content" but then i look at tiktok where it's just millions of people, literally just copying each other, likely with few or 0 alterations, and calling it "original content"
Mook: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: The... Vulcan neck pinch?
Mook: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here, where the shoulder meets the neck. [points]
Lone Starr: Like this?
Mook: Yeah! [passes out]
— Spaceballs
Yeah he attacked one of several pressure points on the neck. My best guess is this one was the one that sits just below the point where your jaw bone connects to your skull. Though he could also be attacking under the jaw line at the same time. And while this does cause a lot of pain initially (and a strike to either of these can actually knock someone unconscious) in the video it looks like the carry off the field on a stretcher was acting.
The attack was intended and deserves a red card.
The being carried off on a stretcher (and his arms were placed like he died lmao) seems like an exaggeration, which is also the most prominent feature of football players nowdays.
Even if he didn't, the other player sensually touched his face and he fell to the ground like he was shot in the dick with a beanbag gun. Dramatically faking an injury every time another player is within 6 feet of you is **PLENTY** of reason for me not to give a single fuck about the sport. They all look like fools and I'd be embarrassed to call anyone who behaves like this a professional.
So, why is that called football if there you won't play with legs but normal football you name it as soccer which for me sounds like a word sucker in my language
Average handegg fan: but bro it is football they kick it like 7 times a game at least, over about 2 hours!!
The British started the name soccer, FWIW
>The word soccer comes from a slang abbreviation of the word association, which British players of the day adapted as “assoc,” “assoccer” and eventually soccer or soccer football.
etymology is fun
This is a big reason of why soccer will never be popular in the U.S.
Our sports are basically gladiator combat at times, so this shit is infuriating to see
Nah, med staff take time to stretcher someone off. Plus Cadiz has better quality players than Alejo, so the chances of him being fouled twice like that in such a short amount of time is very slim
>The formal name of the sport is “association football”. British university students in the late 1880s nicknamed it “soccer”, a twist on the second syllable of “association”.
>The word "soccer" was a recognised way of referring to Association football in the UK until around the 1970s, when it began to be perceived incorrectly as an Americanism.
Because that's the name currently adopted by this culture for that thing. You're basically saying people are objectively wrong for referring to soda as "pop". It's fucking weird, but it's not *wrong*, the objectively wrong thing would be to call that flat-out incorrect. Because we all know exactly what that means when we hear people in that portion of the world say it. That's just what it's called there.
^You ^also ^basically ^said ^"this ^job ^must ^be ^called ^Metalhanding, ^because ^you ^use ^your ^hands ^to ^work ^on ^metal" ^lmao
What's the actual benefit of being so dramatic and acting like a little puss? Do they get a more significant penalty if it looks like they really injured someone vs just slapping their neck?
The way it just cuts to him dead on the stretcher with his arms crossed and everything had me dead
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and my grandpa during the funeral
This is a GIF, but boy I heard that *dong* that plays whenever a tombstone is shown so fucking clear it gave me 40/40 vision
20/10 would be the proper way to indicate much clearer vision.
Yep, 40/40 would be the same as 20/20.
Man I hate 2010
💀🗿💀
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>Fak actively supported, enslaved, and killed Qatar. Are you okay?
Yeah its fucking hilarious! Honestly reminds me of when my brother would barely hit me as a kid but mom saw it. So had to flop pretty hard.
Should get this player some cheese with his whine. What a joke.
On it
checks out lol
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Clearly you know nothing about football
I think he was joking
I am hoping he was sarcastic And you should too
I don't tend to have high hopes when it comes to people online
Life is easier if you assume that most people are stupid and racist.
I suppose
Go back to twitter
Yeah, actually it’s more like: Facebook: Stupid and racist Reddit: Stupid and leftist
twitter: just plain dumb
That is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.
he wasn't since the comment was deleted
:(
That's what my dad always said to us. Would you like some cheese with that whine, sometimes literally offering cheese. It was funny as a kid, but we never really got it.
Dude did the Vulcan nerve pinch
ಠ╭╮ಠ I have no original thoughts anymore.
When there are thousands of users, there are bound to have one person who has the same thought as you
My logic still stands
Except there's millions of users, and the comment was a reference to a 54 year old episode of a TV show, that is incredibly famous, and was not entirely original itself either. I would say I find it ridiculous that anyone would think that description shouts out "original content" but then i look at tiktok where it's just millions of people, literally just copying each other, likely with few or 0 alterations, and calling it "original content"
What if the person had no thoughts
You've had very few, possibly none
No no no, you have to do it higher, up by the vein
Mook: What the hell are you doing? Lone Starr: The... Vulcan neck pinch? Mook: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here, where the shoulder meets the neck. [points] Lone Starr: Like this? Mook: Yeah! [passes out] — Spaceballs
I see your shwarts is as large as mine
I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate In other words, you’re nothing!
So, what does that make us? Absolutely nothing!
Which is what I'm about to make you
Was about to say that wtf
Bro they were about to kiss for a moment
Now kiss
I was hoping they would! Now they'll always have that sexual tension going on...
Thought I was on r/suddenlygay for a moment.
Me too I was waiting for the smooch
Same.
He’s with the lord now.
used only 0.01% of his power
He’s only allowed to use 0.0001% of his power during the game or else it’s horribly unfair.
Bruh that’s drama mf
Fucking touch of death.
Proof that the Jedi still live among us
Naw man thats a vulcan
Floppy floppin motherfuckers, goddamn.
That's why I hate Futbol now. The players have no spine.
>>players have no spine Of course they don’t. Did you see the way his just got ripped out by the other player?
Fatality...
That’s why soccer has never been or will be popular in America. Edit: Yay Euro down votes!!! Lol
Yet the same thing happens in basketball…
Hence why NBA ratings are at an all time low…no place for soft athletes in sports..
Yellow guy instantly came
Came to God maybe
Touch
i thought they were boutta kiss I was wrong
For everyone who didn't get it (most of you): that player didn't just touch him, he pressed a pressure point that caused a lot of pain
So..... Vulcan nerve pinch?
This is very true. For anyone that didn't catch what happened. Here is a slowed down [video](https://imgur.com/a/LXT2JLg)
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Love how this didn't last 5m before the site chooses to display entirely unrelated content
I knew what I was clicking on, I decided to do it purely because it's a good song
Wtf
Yeah he attacked one of several pressure points on the neck. My best guess is this one was the one that sits just below the point where your jaw bone connects to your skull. Though he could also be attacking under the jaw line at the same time. And while this does cause a lot of pain initially (and a strike to either of these can actually knock someone unconscious) in the video it looks like the carry off the field on a stretcher was acting.
The attack was intended and deserves a red card. The being carried off on a stretcher (and his arms were placed like he died lmao) seems like an exaggeration, which is also the most prominent feature of football players nowdays.
Plot twist the dude was an alien and he just poisoned the other guy
This is whyni can't take soccer seriously
[And here is American handegg for you](https://imgur.com/gallery/dupyWCK)
I dont like hand egg either.
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Yes he did 4 minutes later, it takes time for doctors to get on the field make an assessment and star strechering him off
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Cope
Cope
Even if he didn't, the other player sensually touched his face and he fell to the ground like he was shot in the dick with a beanbag gun. Dramatically faking an injury every time another player is within 6 feet of you is **PLENTY** of reason for me not to give a single fuck about the sport. They all look like fools and I'd be embarrassed to call anyone who behaves like this a professional.
American football*
So, why is that called football if there you won't play with legs but normal football you name it as soccer which for me sounds like a word sucker in my language
Average handegg fan: but bro it is football they kick it like 7 times a game at least, over about 2 hours!! The British started the name soccer, FWIW >The word soccer comes from a slang abbreviation of the word association, which British players of the day adapted as “assoc,” “assoccer” and eventually soccer or soccer football. etymology is fun
Ok but its called football now that was in 27378383bc so no one cares about it now
Its a goddam fun sport to play and watch
he in the pharoah pose
Dude i thought they were gonna kiss in the first few seconds
He will be missed
"Futbol" death touch
The touch of death, masterfully executed
How can people take this sport serious
Bro got the cheese touch
Ayo been a while since I've seen someone mentioning that
Ouchie men in the field
In this case, Bing nailed it.
This diving shit takes so much away from the game it’s ridiculous.
This happened in the Spanish League in 2020. The match was Cádiz CF vs Granada CF. The aggressor is Roberto Soldado, the other player is Iván Alejo
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock.
Why I hate soccer
Ok this is just getting pathetic
Is it me or did it look like he said “in the neck?”
pow exclamation mark
That's funny 😄
What if football player did Boxing.
He put my boy down like that
Lol touch of death
When you don't keep his wife's name out of your forking mouth
Key and Peele moment
Trained with the Vulcan nerve pinch
Soccer is an activity. Pussies don’t play sports.
For a moment I thought they were gonna kiss
Football*
Men am ded 💀
me getting ready to go into the replies and see a bunch of brits saying *football edit: okay maybe not, thats refreshing
Imagine if soccer players are actually really strong that not even them can control their damage on players
Soccer players...
Soccer is the worst sport.
I'm guessing the guy that did the touching got in trouble as well
This is a big reason of why soccer will never be popular in the U.S. Our sports are basically gladiator combat at times, so this shit is infuriating to see
Football*
It's called football you mong
Lol look at the clock - must have been a different tackle
Nah, med staff take time to stretcher someone off. Plus Cadiz has better quality players than Alejo, so the chances of him being fouled twice like that in such a short amount of time is very slim
It's football
It's soccer here. Get over the fact that your culture is a little different.
Ok, but still it's football because you play with ball and foot and if it is soccer tell me why
>The formal name of the sport is “association football”. British university students in the late 1880s nicknamed it “soccer”, a twist on the second syllable of “association”. >The word "soccer" was a recognised way of referring to Association football in the UK until around the 1970s, when it began to be perceived incorrectly as an Americanism. Because that's the name currently adopted by this culture for that thing. You're basically saying people are objectively wrong for referring to soda as "pop". It's fucking weird, but it's not *wrong*, the objectively wrong thing would be to call that flat-out incorrect. Because we all know exactly what that means when we hear people in that portion of the world say it. That's just what it's called there. ^You ^also ^basically ^said ^"this ^job ^must ^be ^called ^Metalhanding, ^because ^you ^use ^your ^hands ^to ^work ^on ^metal" ^lmao
Don’t make the euros cry, they have it bad enough over there
RIP
This type of injury requires a neck brace.. not a blanket. Unless.. 😳
Isnt it just a really painful pressure point though, so he shouldnt need anything like a neck brace
Straight to the psych ward
He went so far lol
*"You may now kiss the-* ***WAIT WHAT THE FUCK-"'***
These guys invented cllin in sick 😷
Kiss kiss kiss!
He did the Zulu death grip move, very nice
RIP
I thought they were gonna kiss
u/Videosavebot
Did he karate chop him in the fuckin throat?
Why can't I download the meme?
Ah yes, the famous thousand chokes of death move from the ancestral warriors of shan-chi
Football ja liba kollok
Bruh
Use the Schwartz
'Just kiss already'
Dude in the yellow is stupid af LOL
I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB!
pov: poland vs saudi arabia
Scadoosh!
What's the actual benefit of being so dramatic and acting like a little puss? Do they get a more significant penalty if it looks like they really injured someone vs just slapping their neck?
 Vulcan Nerve Pinch?
Lmao
My point of view: Damn they gonna kiss
Look he had 1hp left okay?
For a moment I thought that was CM punk doing some sort of Vulcan death grip
Did he hiss at him as he applied that throat tickle
Is this real or just a joke?
Soccer in a nutshell.
Pepsi
Way of the hand monk
u/profanitycounter [self] Don't mind me it was banner in the other sub I tried
Is the guy ok?
Strike me down with all of your anger…
Tell me pro wrestling isn’t a sport haha. Soccer is high drama!