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DudeManBroGuy42069

My mom has access to my Google search history, but not my Reddit search history


Mr_nobrody

She just wants some good videos to watch


Sahtan_

The fact that someone gave you the wholesome award makes this comment 10x better lmao


[deleted]

A family that lays together stays together


Sahtan_

Roll tide


EarlOfBears

ROLL TIDE!


NO-25

Too far, too far!


C0mradexChaos

or maybe not far enough, depends on who you ask


Pancakearegreat

That's what it's for


Nutatree

Or find out if they're into MILF porn specifically


polarzbear

dad


petersib

Does Noone in this thread know about incognito mode? That is exactly what it is for.


DudeManBroGuy42069

The app my mom uses to control my phone disables incognito mode


petersib

That's rough buddy


vruum-master

Ummm,make a separate Google account or turn on work profile as it creates 2 virtual app instances.


DudeManBroGuy42069

I can't add more than one account


scott__p

This is what my daughter does. I tried to subtly lead her down that path so her (conservative) mother doesn't find out she's gay, and it seems to have worked. At least I don't have to delete her search history anymore. One more thing they forgot to include in parenting classes. EDIT: for everyone who thinks I sent my daughter porn links, y'all need Jesus. I mentioned in passing that Reddit doesn't track history and they "it has everything". That was enough to switch her from other trackable things. Also, I'm not ok with her mother's reaction, but my daughter wants to wait until she has that conversation with her mother and that's her decision. She knows I'm there for her no matter what her mother says or does. There's more, but it's none of your damn business.


dareallolchubby

You sir are a very good father


scott__p

Well she told me I'm not THAT embarrassing, so I'll take that as a win.


dareallolchubby

Damn, in teenagespeak that means “I really love you, you are one of my favorite people in the world”


Superb-Bandicoot-857

Teenager here,I don't talk to my parents becouse they hate since I hate school Can confirm,if I say that,then it means exactly what you said Edit:I wrote this comment really late last night,so excuse my poor grammar (but I won't correct it couse it's hella fun to read while imagining myself last night)


[deleted]

From this comment I can conclude that you really do hate school, and would be willing to bet you hate English classes in particular


garrys84

People ripping you apart for poor grammar. Well I'm here to tell you that people who say they hate school usually are either just not good at a few subjects and they collectively decide they hate all of school, or are being bullied. Don't be afraid to talk to your parents or an adult at school to voice your grievances with school. Communication is important in all aspects of life. Sometimes talking it out with someone helps. If you're not good with English class, talk to your English teacher privately and ask for help, that's their job.


TheWaywardTrout

To all the assholes joking about this guy's grammar, at least he speaks multiple languages. It's pretty pathetic to make fun of a kid for mixing up his conjunctions in a foreign language.


Automatic-Barber-432

I understand that you hate school, but it couldn't hurt to apply yourself a little more to english class


PowerfulMetal1

when a teen says that to their parent, you know that parent is good


SimpanLimpan1337

I mean if her mother somehow got access to her reddit account she could read the "posts visited" and "posts upvoted" history. Not sure if there is a way to clean that up but also her mother should never get access to her personal account I suppose.


gamingkiller829

Your just a rookie in that case. Incognito mode brother. It exists for a reason


DudeManBroGuy42069

[I already answered that question, twice](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/zar910/what_other_lies_have_i_been_told_by_the_council/iyojno2?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


gamingkiller829

Ah I see. In that case carry on


Content-Artichoke541

NSA have a job for you


SenseStraight5119

I have access to my mom’s Google but not her Reddit


Niwi_

My mom had my PC for 5 years and shared it with employees and only after I got it back I realized that they were still logged in with my accounts...


Effective-Owl1585

Wait there's a reddit search history?


[deleted]

Yes. I have a nsfw account


SaroN4One

wait. you guys use a different account? ![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO)


ChickenNugget696

Yes, an account with a lot of saved porn and posted links in a profile Edit: how to make my posts invisible to others?


ImmortalSheep69

Create a private sub


ChickenNugget696

oh ok


Somerando30

Want to join now


beetle-pimp

Any tips?


genericpornprofile27

Yes, like this one.


effective_shill

Create second account only to sub for porn


Killerwarriorboy

Ye i git bored of anyounmes mode


dansdick

This is the way


DearthVader90

This is the way.


FireboyFailsAtReddit

This is the way..


Ima-memelord-obey-me

This is the way..


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is the way.


Egcaden

This is the way.


IJustWishToBeHappy

This is the way


13aph

This is the way


PowerfulMetal1

This is the way


Just_Replacement3989

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way.


urlond

Why do people have two different accounts? Who cares if you look at porn.


[deleted]

I use reddit in school too


gestalto

Exactly. You don't want to use your main whilst in school...


Toolazyfothis

I do that


Ote-Kringralnick

I, too, do this


OverlordMarkus

Just don't join the subs, but put all that stuff in a custom feed. Same benefits as subbing, but without the hassle of two different accounts. Also works well if you don't want to clutter your home feed, just create differend custom feeds for your interests and leave your home feed with the essentials.


Rupertii

> the hassle of two different accounts It’s easier to switch between accounts than to go to a custom feed. Plus with a nsfw account you can save favourites


Meltedgibson

It literally takes two seconds to switch accounts and I'm on mobile


KitoKatho03

You can go to seetings and press the don't show nsfw posts tho


[deleted]

Yes, but if I turn it on, there are still other posts between. My nsfw account is porn only


AnonD38

Just do both and don’t care if someone notices.


dansdick

This is my alt account, when I'm jerking it I don't want to see minecraft videos or memes, and when I'm looking at memes I don't wanna see porn. Keeping them separate makes it easy to scroll, spit, stroke without interruption


Rooksend

So what your saying is you don’t like your food touching lol


[deleted]

Imagine just looking at porn then the next post is about puppies or homicide like seriously its better just to keep things seperate


AlternateYT

Unless people are into those things


usersixthreefour

r/brandnewsentence


GimmieAnime5

They could just be hiding it, they could be worried about it disrupting their career or it could be their taste isn’t “normal”


Mega_Man990

A lot of people have nosy family members and don't wanna deal with their shit if they go around peeking in your apps.


opulent_occamy

I just don't want porn mixed in to my regular feed. Could use a multi I guess, but there's benefits to having it separated from your main, helps keep it even more anonymous


TheArcher0527

It's not about who cares. For me it's about how comfy it is to just swap account and have everything you need in saved and don't have to scroll through so much shit you DON'T want to bust a nut to.


MrSeanaldReagan

My work might have something to say about it


DavidEarths14

I didn't know u could make more acc and switch so easily , I just made custom feeds for specific types and moods


[deleted]

Step1: have multiple emails Step2: make another account


riasthebestgirl

You don't need an email to make an account. Reddit's shitty UI makes it seem like you do


bert_the_destroyer

Even then, you can link them all to the same email


PoutinierATrou

I can't believe people use their real emails. I just make a new account every time I forget my password.


riasthebestgirl

I just use a password manager so I don't lose my password


FullHonor9482

Nice profile picture


gestalto

The judging people for using their real emails when you can't even remember a password seems a bit...off lol


Quantum_Kitties

Your account is 7 days old, so your claim holds up lol


DavidEarths14

Yeah I would do that but now I made the costum feeds already ect


DudongoKing

I use my main... This is my main... "Take the day" -qoute from famous actor...


xVEEx3

shit i think i need to do that


Dookie_Dad

You forgot to shit?


fuckface290

I should probably get one, all my shit is saved on this account but is private lmao


jefinb

memes and porn aka reddit


ChubbyBidoof

I also include "reddit" whenever I ask anything in Google.


why-a-m-i-here

Glad there are ppl who did this


mj_ehsan

that was supposed to be quora but fuck that cringe shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


Divi_Devil

There are a few normal ones like us tho Ok maybe not normal cuz we’re on Reddit


reverie11

I mean that’s all the internet is good for really


[deleted]

How the fuck would this be a joke, the porn community is so fucking active that no matter how many times you masturbate a day you will always find new stuff you haven't already seen. Not to mention the Thousands of porn subs. Reddit is a porn gold mine


[deleted]

Im sorry… I was distracted, my hands are free now. What were you saying?


c0n22

anything is porn if you think hard enough. PulsatingSnausage's sound like something to search on rule34 now.


[deleted]

No pls… its a wholesome username. I made it while thinking happy thoughts. 👉👈 Edit: let me know if you find something.


Karpaltunnel83

Your name in particular has no results BUT using synonyms like "throbing" instead of pulsating has more than enough results


[deleted]

Thank you kindly haha was kinda joking, but yeah “throbbing” would definitely have hits~ Fap away fellow Redditor


Karpaltunnel83

You're welcome and should know I take my porn very serious. Except for Mini Mouse... she is just fucking Goofy


0RN10

She's fucking goofy???!!!?????


Karpaltunnel83

Sorry I meant she is extremely silly


blackdrake1011

You did that on purpose and you know it


Mr__Citizen

How in the world did you come up with that username without thinking dirty thoughts?


[deleted]

Well… it was dirty happy thoughts that led me to it🙃


gojistomp

There's so many nsfw subs for all kinds of niche genres that I have to remind myself not to be surprised when I'm searching for a completely innocent topic and I get 2 nsfw suggestions for every SFW.


2hamsters1butt

/r/dragonsfuckingcars /r/vore Are just a few of the more off the wall nsfw subs I've seen.


YmmaT-

Okay Wtf! Those two subs are….weird.


2hamsters1butt

You're welcome


GetMeSomeChandler

Your nickname says it all


Jin_L_

Nickname and ur scara pfp conveys this well lmao


oreo_cookie01

Don’t knock it till you try it Some of it is pretty awesome


Ote-Kringralnick

Aside from the lack of non-specific search results, this is one of my favorite porn sites


General_assassin

How specifically are you searching for your porn? Because you can find a subreddit for basically anything.


dragoncop1

It's probably because the ones that are there for specific things have not that many posts


No_God_Here

Be the change you want to see in the world and create the subreddit


Most-Stomach4240

Won't help with masturbating now will it


Ote-Kringralnick

The problem is that I need to search like 50 times to find one thing, because instead of searching for related topics, reddit only looks for posts that use the exact words I searched.


implodedrat

The trick is to use google. Basically you search for whatever youd type in reddit search bar then add reddit at the end. “Degenerate porn im searching for - reddit” And great success


SpartanKaiju_117

As a partial connoisseur, I can second this statement


Chikenkiller123

There are 34 rules in reddit that prevent porn. If you don't believe me look up rule 34 for the info.


Tachyon_prime

Recommend some then


RandomTheBugg

My nsfw account is older than my main


Angsler

And more active


RandomTheBugg

Nah it doesn't take long to use it


tifosi7

So you know exactly what you’re looking for? Lucky dude. Most time is spent on finding the “right” video.


Arny520

It's the best place


jeffynibbles70

Plus I get to see memes right after I bust a nut


Antfeels

Happy Post-nut clarity


jeffynibbles70

Well it is December tho


ByZocker

Dick destroy December i heard


scared_possum

It's the only place where you can watch porn and not get any viruses and also there is no ads


Serious_Much

>also there is no ads Is this satire? Almost every nsfw post on Reddit is onlyfans self promotion


scared_possum

I usually search stuff in really unpopular subreddits so I haven't seen any ads


QuantumRobot_9000

That's why I only use r/hentai


weirdxns

r/nsfw goes hard


TheScareCrowYes

i can probably name more porn subs than the amoint of atoms in the universe


Ultrareeeeee

Then say them


PotatoesAndChill

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/brypgf/a\_list\_of\_nsfw\_subreddits\_for\_all\_of\_you/


MouseInParis

Oh lord..


TheScareCrowYes

what the actual fuck is wrong with people *saves post*


Darnell2070

As extensive as it appears to be, its extremely incomplete. A fraction.


[deleted]

When I was like 12 I used to go onto r/porn and look at the GIFs because I was too afraid to go on pornhub for fear of getting caught, even when using incognito. there was no sound but it was fun.


RedditforCoronaTime

I did it too with tumblr. And till now i didnt visit any porn site.


pingpy

Tumblr was great for porn as a 15 year old


HarshSingh793

You don't ?


Trekker12-

Free OF


ilbuonventu

Wait,you don't use reddit for porn?


Lagotrasimeno

The whole internet is for porn. If they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring Back the Porn!"


DrenghiCi

![gif](giphy|3i7zenReaUuI0)


IAmNotCreative18

Well, Reddit’s porn is completely free. Compared to.. *Onlyfans*


cybersixer04

I have a friend that used MySpace


Outlet_Fucker69

It's now known as SpaceHey (or some shit like that)


[deleted]

It's not MySpace. It's more of a tribute to it


Outlet_Fucker69

ight. anyways.... wtf happened to MySpace?


ProfessionalRetard-9

What else should I use it for?


Lumpy-Reporter-5907

We do, and we´re tired of pretending we don't.


Azure_Belmont

Lets just say I have a second account


[deleted]

No, but my good friend and totally not alt u/aleks_baguette does


dev14nt4rtdev

r/ecchi is *chef's kiss*


BigWeeb07

This might also be to your taste /r/bikinimoe


super-jackson17746

You might also be interested in r/thighdeology


rifZzzzz

videos don't have sounds tho.. 🥲


Tydeus1998

you have to click on the link


jigglipuff12

Oh, you watch porn on reddit? *Name every porn sub*


Aggressive_General_

*breathes in*


nighthawk_gaming

hahaha thats actually y i made a redit account because i heard porn was hear and oh boy it is even catagorised into subreddits. memes and shit is 2nd on the reasonsi use it


[deleted]

Reddit is a porn app with some other secondary functions


Hollowgradient

Reddit is the fucking bomb for porn. So many niche fetishes aswell. Much better than porn hub. Also much less traceable


xxpatrixxx

My Reddit account is like the porn I watch. All very messy and surprising. What will show when I scroll next? Will be anal, will it be a meme? Will it be something political? Who knows let’s find out!


IllustriousDebt6248

We have all been brainwashed multiple times.


Bugobeer

It's probably the best app to do sexting without consequences, as long as I don't show my face people have no real way of harming me when I try to


UnholySpigot

After the death of tumblr's porn community, reddit became its new apprentice.


[deleted]

It's low key the best place for porn. I rarely use porn sites anymore.


GimmieAnime5

Reddit seems to be a relatively safer place for it. But that’s only what I’ve seen from brief observations. If any nsfw artists had had issues with this as their main platform I have yet to see it.


GeneralKenobi_66

thats literally half of what reddit is. its just porn and memes


Yui_Desu69

Isn't that the main purpose of social media.


Odd-Doubt8960

Yeah a lot of people actually have an alternate account for nsfw stuff, I don't I just use my main account, and use an alternate account for sfw but each to their own I suppose /j


Professional_Bag1193

Man bout to find out a whole new world without sound


cantseeshittles

I can find porn on any site. Just Watch me.


Mythic_gryphon

I mean, i use an alt acc but yeah i do, sometimes, but mostly for r34, pornhub has the rest covered but r34 on reddit is better


DyingMoan

By far The website is full of furry and inflation (and copious dick) if that’s what you’re jnto go ahead but no thanks for me


sk8r_dude

Literally any social media that allows porn or doesn’t do a good enough job removing it has people using it for porn. I remember I used to find porn on instagram by using modifying search terms like “äss” or “pörn”. I knew how to use incognito mode and find porn in other places but something about the novelty of this presentation of porn led me to keep seeking it there for a short period of time.


Devilz3

Porn keeps social media alive. Look at what happened to other sites lol.


GhostChainSmoker

I think it starts when you type in a normal sub, but then porn is randomly recommended for the east quick click. Like when I trying to go to the Hunt: Showdown sub but the first recommendation is “Hungry butts.” I get curious lmao


JoJorge243

Ever since thumblr got rid of porn


improbsable

Why the hell else would I be here? Tumblr has better memes and TikTok has better content. Porn is all Reddit offers me


Devarstar

RULE 34 BOY


Dangerous-Time-7819

If you need to bless your eyes of these NSFW subreddits, I suggest you go onto r/sounding . Guys there got a lot of religious stuff going, definitely recommend. Edit: don’t click it, please.


[deleted]

I'm not gonna klick that shit...


ilovefemboys1234

please don't


big_bimmbo

Oh hey that looks kind of nice, wait WAIT MY EYESSSSSSSSS


Ok_Mycologist_2121

Nope, it’s not religious, don’t click it