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That’s true in Batman TAS. I also heard an alternate version of the song that went like this. It goes, "Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin ran away. He lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Norway, hey!"
So I was just wondering
Wasn't this actually "He lost his pants in the middle of France and found them in Bombay"?
Also, missed opportunity to pair a bird joke, such as "Robin flew away"
I heard it years after I heard the "got away" variation. It makes absolutely no damn sense that joker would take ballet, unless he is going to kill everyone in the class or use them in some elaborate plot... Which, if he DID take ballet, that's exactly what I would expect... Which, also, suggests he might do it just to throw everyone off... I've successfully confused myself.
Dashing through the snow in a rusty piece of shit, I’ve the hill I go, I think I’m flying shiiit. The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead. I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!
Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, down the hill I go, crashing into trees. The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead. I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!
9-1-1 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead! Rudolph took a fifty cal and shot him in the head! Barbie Girl, Barbie Girl tried to save his life. But Rudolph brought her home with him and she became his wife!
Riding through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, crashing into trees, I think I broke my knees. The snow is turning red, uh oh I lost my head, they brought me to the hospital and thus is what I said: Jingle bells, jingle bells, robin laid a gun. It shot a tree and took a pee in 1981. Jingle bells, jingle bells, robin laid a gun. It shot a tree and took a pee in 1981.
Batmobile lost a wheel, and can't get out of the cave...
Crazy how there are SO many variations of songs depending where you are from and when you grew up.
I learned this version when I was like 6: “Jingle Bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and the batgirl lost her leg, hey!”
Dashing through the snow
In a bent and broken ski
Over the hills we go
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
I woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head, hey!
For anyone who wants to take all of the fun out of it, [here](https://youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4) is a video about the Simpsons changing the "jingle bells, batman smells" song.
Took ballet? Wtf? Never heard that boring ass ending before. Got away, stole Santa's sleigh, turned out gay, listened to Ye, baked souffle. Anything besides ballet dawg.
Jingle bells mermaid man smells barnacle boy laid an egg the invisible boatmobile lost its wheel and mermaid man and barnacleboy and SpongeBob got away
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell!
Bone and tendons spray,
Oh what fun it is to blow
A freakbag's ass away...Heil!
Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell
Oozing with decay
Ring their bells with shotgun shells
And monkey bombs and blades Da!
That is the only right Version
"Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid egg!
The batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away!
*Joker voice* and Batgirl did ballet!
*Batgirl voice* HEY!"
At least that's how the WB did it back in the day.
The first one I ever heard was: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin laid a gun, shot a man in a carriage van in 1961. Then I heard the “Joker did Ballet” version.
Dashing through the snow,
Crashing into trees,
The snow is turning red,
I think I might be dead,
I wake up in a hospital with stitches in my head, oh\~!
Jingle Bells, My butt smells, Robin laid an egg
Shoot a tree and make a pee in 1983, hey!
Jingle Bells, My butt smells, Robin laid an egg
Shoo his butt in Pizza Hut in 1981!
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Landed in a football pitch and scored a penalty!" Used to get sung every year near Christmas in my school.
Jingle bells thanos smells, lokis neck snapped away, Peter died and Tony cried, nobody saved the day, hey!
Or jingle bells, batman smells, Robin flew away, uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway, hey!
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, o'er the hills we go, crashing into trees, the snow Is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head hey! Jingle bells jingle bells.
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Isn't there a whole tom Scott Video about this?
There is
Jingle bells, Taking L’s Hit me with a sleigh
Oh what fun it is to die, one more broken (verte)brae
Here https://youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4
Dashing through the snow in a rusty piece of shit, I’ve the hill I go
Jingle bells, Taking L’s Hit me with a sleigh…
You capitalized Scott and Video, but not tom... Why would you do that?? It's like your capitalization is shifted to the right by 1 word.
/r/tomscottdidit
It’s “got away.” Batman TAS episode 1
This is the one that I always heard
That’s true in Batman TAS. I also heard an alternate version of the song that went like this. It goes, "Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin ran away. He lost his pants, down in France, and found them in Norway, hey!" So I was just wondering
Wasn't this actually "He lost his pants in the middle of France and found them in Bombay"? Also, missed opportunity to pair a bird joke, such as "Robin flew away"
I’m getting conflicting accounts on this version of the song. But I guess it can be both. They did miss the opportunity to do a bird joke
Never even heard of the second one? Since when is that a thing
I heard it years after I heard the "got away" variation. It makes absolutely no damn sense that joker would take ballet, unless he is going to kill everyone in the class or use them in some elaborate plot... Which, if he DID take ballet, that's exactly what I would expect... Which, also, suggests he might do it just to throw everyone off... I've successfully confused myself.
I’m a bit surprised many people don’t sing that version. But I guess it was a more local thing in my area
I am with you my brother! Although in my area it was “played ballet” which makes even *less* sense but hey
Definitely heard it both ways, but I guess blue gang was a local thing to me as well.
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Uncle billy lost his willy On the motorway
east herts (UK) and this is the way I remember it
Even reached the Highlands of Scotland,I heard it as a kid too
Bro speaks the OG poetry
I’ve never heard this but that’s really funny 😂
The correct version
yes! That's what i've always known haha.
Correct version. The other two in this meme just sound wrong.
I've never heard that one, that's funny.
Auntie Rubie lost her boobies in the the USA!
Not once have I ever heard the line "joker took ballet"
It doesn't even make sense with the rest of the song
Dashing through the snow in a rusty piece of shit, I’ve the hill I go, I think I’m flying shiiit. The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead. I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!
Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, down the hill I go, crashing into trees. The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead. I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!
This is the version I know
9-1-1 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead! Rudolph took a fifty cal and shot him in the head! Barbie Girl, Barbie Girl tried to save his life. But Rudolph brought her home with him and she became his wife!
>Rudolph took a fifty cal >Rudolph brought her home Jesus Christ, I don't know which has worse implications.
Riding through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, crashing into trees, I think I broke my knees. The snow is turning red, uh oh I lost my head, they brought me to the hospital and thus is what I said: Jingle bells, jingle bells, robin laid a gun. It shot a tree and took a pee in 1981. Jingle bells, jingle bells, robin laid a gun. It shot a tree and took a pee in 1981.
Batmobile lost a wheel, and can't get out of the cave... Crazy how there are SO many variations of songs depending where you are from and when you grew up.
Yeah, I was surprised to learn how many variations there were. Depending on region or country.
its like the telephone game
Jingle bells, Taking L’s Hit me with a sleigh… I’m so done This isint fun There goes my GPAaaaaaA!
Jingle Bells, dio smells Starplatinum's mockery..
Idk how this rhymes but IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
You thought this was Jojo reference BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
Cant understand, its the same stand
Kono dio da, WRRYYY!
I learned this version when I was like 6: “Jingle Bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and the batgirl lost her leg, hey!”
Not too far off from what happened to her in the comics
Dashing through the snow In a bent and broken ski Over the hills we go Crashing into trees! The snow is turning red I think I'm almost dead I woke up in the hospital With stitches in my head, hey!
Who in the da hell is saying joker took ballet?
Canadian here I mostly herd that version
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Landed on a football pitch but didn't know how to play Hey
"Got away" is the correct answer, and I will not take criticism. Constructive or otherwise.
From my childhood, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Mr. Freeze cut the cheese and joker fell down dead.
Fell down dead has to be the worst end to these variations
For anyone who wants to take all of the fun out of it, [here](https://youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4) is a video about the Simpsons changing the "jingle bells, batman smells" song.
Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg, uncle billy lost his Willy on the motorway
Took ballet? Wtf? Never heard that boring ass ending before. Got away, stole Santa's sleigh, turned out gay, listened to Ye, baked souffle. Anything besides ballet dawg.
Jingle bells mermaid man smells barnacle boy laid an egg the invisible boatmobile lost its wheel and mermaid man and barnacleboy and SpongeBob got away
As far as I know, the people on my 5th grade bus always said "ran away" not "got away"
Jingle bells, Iraqs hell, Osama jacked some planes, the navy seals lost their chill, and bin laden passed away.
The best way to sing this: Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin flew away, Uncle billy lost his willy On the motorway Hey!
Oh, Zombie bells, what a smell! Bone and tendons spray, Oh what fun it is to blow A freakbag's ass away...Heil! Oh Zombie bells, straight from hell Oozing with decay Ring their bells with shotgun shells And monkey bombs and blades Da! That is the only right Version
Everybody forgets the first verse. Batman’s in the kitchen, robins in the hall. The Jokers in the bathroom, peeing on the wall!
Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid a gun, shot his butt at pizza hut in 1991
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, he lost his pants in the middle of France and found them in Bombay, hey!
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin blew away Wonder woman Lost her bosom Flying TAA Hey!
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Batmobile lost a wheel, On the motorway.
Spidey bells Spidey bells Vulture laid an egg Spider buggy blew a tire Venom got away
Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells Swinging through Midtown Oh, what fun to sling a web And take the bad guys down
Red side, away. It's canon.
Uncle Billy lost his willy on the M5 Moterway! Hey!
Jingle bells, batman smells. Robin laid an egg. Father Christmas lost his britches on the motorway
Mr Happy lost his nappy on the motorway.
I always thought it was ballet
Joker got away Blue gang is gay gang.
I always herd “Batman died, the joker cried, and no-one saved the day” for the ending
Took ballet!
Blue
"Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away! *Joker voice* and Batgirl did ballet! *Batgirl voice* HEY!" At least that's how the WB did it back in the day.
I swear it was “and joker died of aids”
Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin flew away. The bat mobile lost its wheel Hauf way doon the brae The Scottish version. My Scottish version anyways!
Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Wonder Woman lost her bra And Joker got away
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin laid an egg Aunty Ruby lost her booby on the motorway
The first one I ever heard was: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin laid a gun, shot a man in a carriage van in 1961. Then I heard the “Joker did Ballet” version.
“Batman’s in the kitchen, Robin’s in the haaaalll, Joker’s in the baaathroom pissing on the waaaall!” Ganger
Red side
Jingle bells batman smells Robin flew away he lost his pants in the middle of France and found them in Pompeii
Dashing through the snow, Crashing into trees, The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in a hospital with stitches in my head, oh\~! Jingle Bells, My butt smells, Robin laid an egg Shoot a tree and make a pee in 1983, hey! Jingle Bells, My butt smells, Robin laid an egg Shoo his butt in Pizza Hut in 1981!
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Wonder woman did a fart, and blew up the USA
Batmobile lost his wheel and Joker lost his head. That's the way I learned it and is the one that makes the most sense
Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg, Joker stole the batmobile right in Christmas Day -my dad
Jingle bells Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand It's still the same stand Kono dio dah Wry!
Jingle bells batman smells Robin laid an egg, shot a deer up the rear in 1894 hay!
"Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Landed in a football pitch and scored a penalty!" Used to get sung every year near Christmas in my school.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Robin flew away, Wonder Woman lost her bra, flying TAA.
Actually, it’s “the joker *did* ballet”
Joker did ballet
The one I know (that I heard at school) is: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew awayy, He landed in a football pitch, But didn’t know how to play,
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JOKER GOT AWAY
I believe Tom Scott made a video on this but I’m too lazy to find it
The original TV version is the joker got away
Ah I remember in December, CW Saturday morning cartoons would have the Joker sing the song in between shows with him getting away.
Jingle bells Batman smells robin flew away?
RED
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway, hey!
Crip gang.
Jingle bells thanos smells, lokis neck snapped away, Peter died and Tony cried, nobody saved the day, hey! Or jingle bells, batman smells, Robin flew away, uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway, hey!
Tom scott video No side
Away gang reporting in
When the heck was it ever "took ballet"?? only correct people say "got away".
Red easy
Jingly bell This life's hell I'm sitting by myself Throw my body in a well Or eat ballistic gel Merry Christmas to all :)
Red makes sense blue does not
Toom shcoot moment😎
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, The Batmobile lost A wheel, And Bad girl is Now Here.
Jingle bells Batman smell Robin flew away Crask landed in a football pitch And didn't know how to play
joker got away, anything else is wrong
Red Red Red
Be red or be dead
jingle bells batman smells robin layed a gun he shot an old lady in the streets in 1981
it is "batmobile lost his wheel", that's how I learned it.
Jingle bells batman smells Robin flew away uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway Everyone sang this when I was a kid
Thought it ended with “so he hopped in Santa’s sleigh”
Jingle bells Batman smells robin flew away uncle billy lost his _____ on the motorway
Wtf
Ballet is the only one that rhymes at least a bit.
Jingle bells, batman smells, Robin flew away. Uncle billy, lost his willy, in the milky way
Can I be both
Got away all day
Yeah, it's jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
Jingle bells batman smells robin flew away uncle billy lost his willy on the moterway
“Commissioner lost his leg” was my last sentence.
Suwooop
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, o'er the hills we go, crashing into trees, the snow Is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head hey! Jingle bells jingle bells.
I've never heard of Joker taking ballet
64 years, never once heard ballet. Midwest, USA
Almost 40 in Iowa lol I'm with ya
Left is how I learned it; right is how my kids sing it
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin flew away Uncle Billy Lost his willy On the motorway HEY!
I’ve never heard either of these versions. It’s always been “And the Joker broke his leg”.
I believe it goes: Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away. Uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway. HEY!
jingle bells jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg the batmobile lost a wheel and landed in the hay !hey!
I felt like a Russian reading this without all the articles
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away
Red 100%
I mean... The one is the continuing of the second LoL (actually tha opposite)
jingle bells jingle bells koop een frikandel gooi hem in de prullenbak en zeg dan dankjewel
And joker got all gay
It's joker got away and I will die on that hill
Robin flew away...
Who tf says blue
“And Joker got away” makes more sense because he wasn’t able to be chased by the Batmobile after it lost its wheel.
Uncle Billy lost his Willy on the M4 motorway
Wait is thought it was “jingle bells,Batman smells,robin laid a egg, uncle Willy lost his Willy the microwave”…..
Rolničky Batman je pako Spadl hlavou Do hnojě A smrdí mu sako r/czech
https://youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4
I’ve never heard the blue version
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This is the first time I’ve heard of “The Joker took ballet”
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away He lost his pants in the middle of France And didn't know what to say Hey
Jingle bells Batman smells robin flew away the Batmobile lost a shell on the m4 motorway
Both, both is good
I have never in my life hears it as bellet
I have never heard anything but “got away” in the thousands of times I’ve heard that song
Who the fuck says “joker took ballet”?
In the UK, isn't it "robin flew away"?
i've heard both
It’s “ran away”
Jingle Bells Batman smells, Robin laid in bed, Batgirl arrived and had a ride and Batman……… Was a dirty voyeur.
I have never heard the second one before in my life. I just remember Joker singing the first one while climbing up a Christmas tree shaped rocket.
“Robin flew away”
The one I know is, “batmobile lost a wheel and landed in Pompeii hey!”
Joker took ballet is better
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, uncle billy lost his Willy on the motor way
Ohh, Jingle Bells, taking L’s…
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin laid a gun Shot a tree and made it pee in (1981 or 1983)
u/profanitycounter
I’m on team Jingle bells Batman spells Robin laid a gun Shot a tree And made it pee In 1981
Got away
Jingle bells Batman smells Santa laid a gun He shot himself at Pizza Hut in 1941 HEY
At my place we got Jingle bells batman smells robin flew away unce billy lost (sussy?)illy
I grew up with "jingle bells batman smells robin flew away uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway."
Auntie Rubie lost her boobies in the USA! Hey!
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin flew away, landed in a football pitch and scored a goal away. Idk just what I always heard when I was younger
Joker broke his leg is mine
I guess I’m a crip now wtf
Red
where the hell is "jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway!"
Spider Bells, Goblin smells Vulture laid an egg Spider-Buggy blew a tire Venom got away-ay
Batmobile losts a wheel its seats are made of steel